Cheese grater jokes
I bought my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday. A week later, he told me it was the most violent book he ever read.
Helen Keller picked up a cheese grater, it was the most violent story she'd ever read.
I got my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday. He came back a week later and said it was the most violent book he’s ever read.
About the guy who gave Stevie Wonder a cheese grater...
He thought it was the most violent book he'd ever read.
I gave my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday. Next week he told me it was the most violent book he ever read.
What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain.
What do you call a pile of cheese? A cheese grater.
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?
They gave her a cheese grater and told her it was a book.
I gave my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday.
What did the blind kid say after receiving a cheese grater for Christmas?
"This is the most violent book I’ve ever read."
Last week was my blind friend's birthday. I thought I would give him something really good that he may need.
As I walk into his house and give him a cheese grater for a birthday present, he sets it next to him. As weeks pass, he comes up to me. He said, "That present that you gave me for my birthday was the most intense book I have ever read!"
Donald Trump wants to ban the sale of pre-shredded cheese.
He wants to make America grate again.
If you're gonna razor yourself, you might as well have shaving cream.