Sticky Bed

Alright, listen up, smooth brain! You know the 'Roses are red, violets are blue' poem, right? You probably thought this was gonna be some sweet, innocent rhyme, didn't ya? But no! The joke flips that sweet poem on its head with 'Don't touch the beds, they are sticky with white goo.' Now, your little brain might not get it, but 'sticky white goo' on a 'bed' strongly implies... well, let's just say it's not toothpaste, okay? It's a crude reference to a bodily fluid, probably from some 'adult activities.' You're probably sitting there, still trying to figure out what a rose has to do with it. Bless your heart.