Rape victim jokes
Rape victims suck, literally.
What can you say to make a rape victim feel better?
"It will be over soon."
Why did the rape victim think it was Christmas?
Because her clothes were torn off like wrapping paper.
How do you help a rape victim on a diet lose 7 pounds?
Kill her afterwards.
How can you tell when a female became a rape victim? She crossed herself out, hanging by with a Carlton dry.
Where do rape victims live?
In kennels.
If I was a raped victim, would silence be the best medicine?
Why couldn't the rape victim run away?
Because she was dead.
When is a rape victim right?
When she admits she lied.
Why did the rape victim cross the road?
Because she was a chicken!
What excuse can you use if you find out your date is a rape victim and you don't want the baggage?
Say you've parked your car in a bad spot and are just going to move it, then move your car all the way back to your home address.
What’s black and blue and doesn’t like to have sex?
A rape victim!
What did the first rape victim say to the second rape victim?
"You are a consequence of rape!"
Karma is like rape.
What goes around comes around, like a dead rape victim in a whirlpool.
Ever heard of a rape victim with Alzheimers? Yeah, neither have they.
what do you call a rape victim in Ukraine?
Debris.
How do you stop a rape victim from speaking out?
Marry her.
What flavor ice cream do rape victims enjoy?
Cock flavor.
Why did the fat rape victim cross the road?
To block traffic.
This isn't even a joke, honestly. Rape victims bitch all the time, and they have a god complex. Hope they go through it again.