Rape victim

Rape Victim Jokes

Rape

What can you say to make a rape victim feel better?

"It will be over soon."

Christmas

Why did the rape victim think it was Christmas?

Because her clothes were torn off like wrapping paper.

Victim

Ever heard of a rape victim with Alzheimers? Yeah, neither have they.

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  • Excuse

    What excuse can you use if you find out your date is a rape victim and you don't want the baggage?

    Say you've parked your car in a bad spot and are just going to move it, then move your car all the way back to your home address.

    Victim

    What’s black and blue and doesn’t like to have sex?

    A rape victim!

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  • Karma

    Karma is like rape.

    What goes around comes around, like a dead rape victim in a whirlpool.

    Rape

    How are abortion and rape different? At least the rape victim usually deserves it and isn't defenseless.

    Rape

    Rape victim: I want to die.

    Man: Hang in there.

    Rape victim: That's what I'll do, I'll hang myself.

    Rape

    Why did the rape victim stop eating pears?

    Because she was told that if you rearrange the letters "PEAR," it spells "rape."

    Rape

    What did the first rape victim say to the second rape victim?

    "You are a consequence of rape!"

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