Rape victim jokes
What can you say to make a rape victim feel better?
"It will be over soon."
Why did the rape victim think it was Christmas?
Because her clothes were torn off like wrapping paper.
Rape victims suck, literally.
Ever heard of a rape victim with Alzheimers? Yeah, neither have they.
what do you call a rape victim in Ukraine?
Debris.
Where do rape victims buy their clothes from?
The kids section.
What excuse can you use if you find out your date is a rape victim and you don't want the baggage?
Say you've parked your car in a bad spot and are just going to move it, then move your car all the way back to your home address.
How do you stop a rape victim from speaking out?
Marry her.
What’s black and blue and doesn’t like to have sex?
A rape victim!
Why couldn't the rape victim run away?
Because she was dead.
Karma is like rape.
What goes around comes around, like a dead rape victim in a whirlpool.
How are abortion and rape different? At least the rape victim usually deserves it and isn't defenseless.
When is a rape victim right?
When she admits she lied.
Rape victim: I want to die.
Man: Hang in there.
Rape victim: That's what I'll do, I'll hang myself.
Why did the rape victim stop eating pears?
Because she was told that if you rearrange the letters "PEAR," it spells "rape."
How do you fit 100 rape victims inside a Mini Cooper?
In the ashtray.
If I was a raped victim, would silence be the best medicine?
What did the first rape victim say to the second rape victim?
"You are a consequence of rape!"
What did the rape victim give to her rapist?
Head.
Q. What do rape victims miss?
A. Part of their brain.