Rape victim jokes
Why did the rape victim think it was Christmas?
Because her clothes were torn off like wrapping paper.
Rape victims suck, literally.
What can you say to make a rape victim feel better?
"It will be over soon."
How can you tell when a female became a rape victim? She crossed herself out, hanging by with a Carlton dry.
How do you help a rape victim on a diet lose 7 pounds?
Kill her afterwards.
If I was a raped victim, would silence be the best medicine?
When is a rape victim right?
When she admits she lied.
What excuse can you use if you find out your date is a rape victim and you don't want the baggage?
Say you've parked your car in a bad spot and are just going to move it, then move your car all the way back to your home address.
Where do rape victims live?
In kennels.
Why couldn't the rape victim run away?
Because she was dead.
What did the first rape victim say to the second rape victim?
"You are a consequence of rape!"
Why did the rape victim cross the road?
Because she was a chicken!
What’s black and blue and doesn’t like to have sex?
A rape victim!
Ever heard of a rape victim with Alzheimers? Yeah, neither have they.
Karma is like rape.
What goes around comes around, like a dead rape victim in a whirlpool.
This isn't even a joke, honestly. Rape victims bitch all the time, and they have a god complex. Hope they go through it again.
Where do rape victims buy their clothes from?
The kids section.
what do you call a rape victim in Ukraine?
Debris.
How do you stop a rape victim from speaking out?
Marry her.
What flavor ice cream do rape victims enjoy?
Cock flavor.