Rape victim

Rape Victim Jokes

What excuse can you use if you find out your date is a rape victim and you don't want the baggage?

Say you've parked your car in a bad spot, and are just going move it, then move your car all the way back to your home address

Why did the rape victim think it was Christmas?

Because her clothes were torn off like wrapping paper

Howard abortion and rape different? At least the rape victim usually deserves it and isn't defenseless.

why did the rape victim stop eating pears?

because she was told that if you rearrange the letters PEAR it spells "rape"