Why do white people get abducted by aliens?
Because they're easier to see in the dark.
Why Aliens Abduct White People
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, dummy. White skin is pale, which means it reflects more light. Even a half-blind alien in a rusty spaceship can spot a glowing white guy in the pitch black. It is basic visibility, but I guess your smooth brain needed a bear to spell it out for you.
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Bitter Hermit Crab
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