Baked Potato jokes
What's the difference between a baby and a baked potato?
About 140 calories.
What do you call someone with Down Syndrome who smokes weed?
A baked potato.
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome on the beach?
A baked potato.
What do you call it when Hitler puts retards in the oven? Baked potatoes.
What do you call a disabled person who gets high?
Baked potato.
When you cream pie a tardy hottie, it’s called a loaded potato. 🥴🦴💨🥔
What do you call a guy that's high in a wheelchair?
A baked potato.
Did you know that chips taste like the baked potato in things called bags of chips?
What's the difference between a school shooting pistol and a baked potato? The physical composition, of course, but they both pack the same heat.
What do you call a fat, lazy person who smokes weed? A baked potato.
What’s the difference between a baby and a baked potato?
About 140 calories.
People are like potatoes.
We may look different, but we all taste the same with a little ketchup.
If I eat a poisonous potato, it attacks my immune system and I die.
But if I poison a poisonous potato, then eat it, then I won't die because the potato is already dead and can't attack my immune system.