Baked Potato jokes
What's the difference between a baby and a baked potato?
About 140 calories.
What do you call someone with Down Syndrome who smokes weed?
A baked potato.
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome on the beach?
A baked potato.
What do you call it when Hitler puts retards in the oven? Baked potatoes.
What do you call a disabled person who gets high?
Baked potato.
When you cream pie a tardy hottie, it’s called a loaded potato. 🥴🦴💨🥔
What do you call a guy that's high in a wheelchair?
A baked potato.
Did you know that chips taste like the baked potato in things called bags of chips?
What's the difference between a school shooting pistol and a baked potato? The physical composition, of course, but they both pack the same heat.
What do you call a fat, lazy person who smokes weed? A baked potato.
What’s the difference between a baby and a baked potato?
About 140 calories.
Little Johnny was eating dinner with his family. His mother went around the table and asked, "Mark, what would you like to eat?" Mark said, "I'd like some fucking potatoes." *SMACK*! Mother slapped Mark. She then asked Suzie, "What would you like to eat?" "Well, I'd like some fucking potatoes," said Suzie. *SMAACK*! She slapped Suzie. "Okay, Johnny, what would you like to eat?" "Well.... I sure as hell don't want no fucking potatoes."
People are like potatoes.
We may look different, but we all taste the same with a little ketchup.
If I eat a poisonous potato, it attacks my immune system and I die.
But if I poison a poisonous potato, then eat it, then I won't die because the potato is already dead and can't attack my immune system.