What's the difference between a baby and a baked potato?
About 140 calories.
What do you call someone with Down Syndrome who smokes weed?
A baked potato.
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome on the beach?
A baked potato.
What do you call it when Hitler puts retards in the oven? Baked potatoes.
What do you call a guy that's high in a wheelchair?
A baked potato.
What's the difference between a school shooting pistol and a baked potato? The physical composition, of course, but they both pack the same heat.