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Hooker

4 years ago

Why did the hooker quit her job?

She had a nut allergy.

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    Message

    1 year ago
    A screenshot of two text messages from "Grandma". The first message, sent 1 minute ago, reads: "Why are you posting on Facebook about not having nut in November?" The second message, sent now, reads: "If you developed a nut allergy I need to modify my recipes. Call me back."
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    Allergy

    5 years ago

    What's bad? A nut allergy.

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    3 years ago

    When you throw your peanut butter sandwich at the nut allergy table: 25+ kill streak!

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