Nut allergy jokes
When you throw your peanut butter sandwich at the nut allergy table: 25+ kill streak!
Why did the hooker quit her job?
She had a nut allergy.
When it's NNN but you have a peanut allergy: 🥳
What's bad? A nut allergy.
There is a kid in my class who is allergic to peanuts. He says he's gay. He can't be though... he's allergic to nuts!
Michael Jackson had an allergic reaction after eating 12-year-old nuts.
What do you call a peanut on the allergy table?
A kill streak.