Nut allergy jokes
Why did the hooker quit her job?
She had a nut allergy.
What's bad? A nut allergy.
Memes
When you throw your peanut butter sandwich at the nut allergy table: 25+ kill streak!
What do you call a peanut on the allergy table?
A kill streak.
In school, we learned that squirrels stick their nuts in trees. So, just like my uncle Dave...
What kind of chocolate does a lesbian hate?
Ones that contain nuts.
What did the nut chasing the other nut say? "I'mma cashew!"
My friend died from an allergic reaction. He gave me an EpiPen while he was dying, so now I have something to remember him from.