Nut allergy jokes

Why did the hooker quit her job?

She had a nut allergy.

What's bad? A nut allergy.

When you throw your peanut butter sandwich at the nut allergy table: 25+ kill streak!

What do you call a peanut on the allergy table?

A kill streak.

There is a kid in my class who is allergic to peanuts. He says he's gay. He can't be though... he's allergic to nuts!

What kind of chocolate does a lesbian hate?

Ones that contain nuts.

My friend died from an allergic reaction. He gave me an EpiPen while he was dying, so now I have something to remember him from.

What did the nut chasing the other nut say? "I'mma cashew!"