Nut allergy jokes
Why did the hooker quit her job?
She had a nut allergy.
What's bad? A nut allergy.
When you throw your peanut butter sandwich at the nut allergy table: 25+ kill streak!
What do you call a peanut on the allergy table?
A kill streak.
There is a kid in my class who is allergic to peanuts. He says he's gay. He can't be though... he's allergic to nuts!
In school, we learned that squirrels stick their nuts in trees. So, just like my uncle Dave...
My friend died from an allergic reaction. He gave me an EpiPen while he was dying, so now I have something to remember him from.
What did the nut chasing the other nut say? "I'mma cashew!"