Dwarf

Anonymous

why do dwarfs laugh when they run. the grass tickles their balls.

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Difference

Skeet mr peet

What’s the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator The fridge dont fart when you take your meat out

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Closet

Cheesedick

Why are gay people bad at hide and seek?

Because they’re always coming out of the closet

Rich

Anonymous

Average Kid: brings mp3 to school

Rich Kid: Brings mp4 to school

Quiet Kid: Brings an mp5

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Son

Anonymous

I got my son a trampoline for his birthday The ungrateful boy sat in his wheelchair the hole time

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Smell

Ms Graves

What’s green and smells like pork? Kermit’s finger

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Gun

LailaJokes

What do you call an autistic kid with a gun??SpecialForces

Grandpa

Anonymous

My Grandpa said, “Your generation relies too much on technology!” I replied, “No, your generation relies too much on technology!” Then I unplugged his life support.

Ball

Anonymous

whats it called if u give a kid in a wheelchair a ball

rocket league

Milk

Kiddyfiddler

What do milk and make a wish kids have in common , they both have expire dates.

Bar

Robbie

Stephen hawking walks into a bar… oh wait.

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Doctor

Anonymous

I am still trying to figure out why paying the covid doctors a complement is so offensive. They even kicked me out and all I said was to stay positive…

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Baby

Anonymous

What’s worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? 1 baby, nailed to 10 trees.

Stand

Destiny

All these jokes are so offensive Mr. Hawking just won’t stand for it

Victim

Your mum

9/11 victims are the best readers

They went through hundreds of stories in a few seconds

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War

Anonymous

what do you call 6 gay men going to war ? rainbow 6 siege

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Stop

Anonymous

stop hating on pedos at least the drive slow in school zones

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Priest

Anonymous

Whats similar between a priest and McDonalds?

They both shove their meat inbetween 10 year old buns

Roast

Anonymous

If I wanted to kill myself i would just climb up your ego and jump down to your IQ.

Common

Lol

What do a shopping cart and a wheel chair have in common… they both carry vegetables

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