why do dwarfs laugh when they run. the grass tickles their balls.
What’s the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator The fridge dont fart when you take your meat out
Why are gay people bad at hide and seek?
Because they’re always coming out of the closet
Average Kid: brings mp3 to school
Rich Kid: Brings mp4 to school
Quiet Kid: Brings an mp5
What’s green and smells like pork? Kermit’s finger
My Grandpa said, “Your generation relies too much on technology!” I replied, “No, your generation relies too much on technology!” Then I unplugged his life support.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun??SpecialForces
I got my son a trampoline for his birthday The ungrateful boy sat in his wheelchair the hole time
whats it called if u give a kid in a wheelchair a ball
What do milk and make a wish kids have in common , they both have expire dates.
Stephen hawking walks into a bar… oh wait.
I am still trying to figure out why paying the covid doctors a complement is so offensive. They even kicked me out and all I said was to stay positive…
Whats similar between a priest and McDonalds?
They both shove their meat inbetween 10 year old buns
All these jokes are so offensive Mr. Hawking just won’t stand for it
what do you call 6 gay men going to war ? rainbow 6 siege
stop hating on pedos at least the drive slow in school zones
9/11 victims are the best readers
They went through hundreds of stories in a few seconds
If I wanted to kill myself i would just climb up your ego and jump down to your IQ.
What do a shopping cart and a wheel chair have in common… they both carry vegetables
Hellen Keller walked into a bar… then a table… then a chair