why do dwarfs laugh when they run. the grass tickles their balls.

What’s the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator The fridge dont fart when you take your meat out

What’s green and smells like pork? Kermit’s finger

Why are gay people bad at hide and seek?

Because they’re always coming out of the closet

Average Kid: brings mp3 to school

Rich Kid: Brings mp4 to school

Quiet Kid: Brings an mp5

whats it called if u give a kid in a wheelchair a ball

rocket league

What do you call an autistic kid with a gun??SpecialForces

My Grandpa said, “Your generation relies too much on technology!” I replied, “No, your generation relies too much on technology!” Then I unplugged his life support.

I got my son a trampoline for his birthday The ungrateful boy sat in his wheelchair the hole time

What do milk and make a wish kids have in common , they both have expire dates.

I am still trying to figure out why paying the covid doctors a complement is so offensive. They even kicked me out and all I said was to stay positive…

Stephen hawking walks into a bar… oh wait.

All these jokes are so offensive Mr. Hawking just won’t stand for it

what do you call 6 gay men going to war ? rainbow 6 siege

9/11 victims are the best readers

They went through hundreds of stories in a few seconds

stop hating on pedos at least the drive slow in school zones

What do a shopping cart and a wheel chair have in common… they both carry vegetables

If I wanted to kill myself i would just climb up your ego and jump down to your IQ.

Whats similar between a priest and McDonalds?

They both shove their meat inbetween 10 year old buns

( just a joke) my grandfather was involved in 9/11 😞. I’ve kept his pilot medals for how good of a pilot he was