Offensive

Offensive Jokes

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said you know you wanna. Jill said yes and lifted her dress so they could have some fun, but stupid Jill forgot her pill and now they have a son.

Jack and Jill went up the hill, so jack could lick her candy. But Jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock, cause Jill's real name was Randy.

I got my son a trampoline for his birthday The ungrateful boy sat in his wheelchair the hole time

My blind friend is so annoying, he kept bumping into things even though I repletedly told him to look where he was going

My Grandpa said, "Your generation relies too much on technology!" I replied, "No, your generation relies too much on technology!" Then I unplugged his life support.

I am still trying to figure out why paying the covid doctors a complement is so offensive. They even kicked me out and all I said was to stay positive...

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