200+ Offensive Jokes

Why do dwarfs laugh when they run?

The grass tickles their balls.

What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator?

The fridge don't fart when you take your meat out.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said, "You know you wanna." Jill said yes and lifted her dress so they could have some fun, but stupid Jill forgot her pill and now they have a son.

When you're fighting with the emo kid and he brings his friends. Now you gotta fight the suicide squad.

What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Special Forces.

No offense, but…

The image displays a graph showing crime statistics by race using animal characters in water, with an Asian character nearly submerged, a Latino character slightly more submerged, a White character almost fully submerged and a Black character as a tall giraffe barely in the water. The text on top says: "Crime statistics on a graph." The races are labeled underneath: "Asian, Latino, White, Black."

What's it called if you give a kid in a wheelchair a ball? Rocket League.

What do milk and Make-A-Wish kids have in common? They both have expiration dates.

Why are gay people bad at hide and seek?

Because they're always coming out of the closet.

My Grandpa said, "Your generation relies too much on technology!" I replied, "No, your generation relies too much on technology!" Then I unplugged his life support.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar... oh wait.

I got my son a trampoline for his birthday.

The ungrateful boy sat in his wheelchair the whole time.

What's green and smells like pork? Kermit's finger.

Average Kid: brings mp3 to school.

Rich Kid: Brings mp4 to school.

Quiet Kid: Brings an mp5.

I am still trying to figure out why paying the COVID doctors a compliment is so offensive. They even kicked me out, and all I said was to stay positive...