What’s the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator The fridge dont fart when you take your meat out
What’s green and smells like pork? Kermit’s finger
Average Kid: brings mp3 to school
Rich Kid: Brings mp4 to school
Quiet Kid: Brings an mp5
My Grandpa said, “Your generation relies too much on technology!” I replied, “No, your generation relies too much on technology!” Then I unplugged his life support.
whats it called if u give a kid in a wheelchair a ball
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun??SpecialForces
Why are gay people bad at hide and seek?
Because they’re always coming out of the closet
What do milk and make a wish kids have in common , they both have expire dates.
All these jokes are so offensive Mr. Hawking just won’t stand for it
I am still trying to figure out why paying the covid doctors a complement is so offensive. They even kicked me out and all I said was to stay positive…
what do you call 6 gay men going to war ? rainbow 6 siege
Stephen hawking walks into a bar… oh wait.
( just a joke) my grandfather was involved in 9/11 😞. I’ve kept his pilot medals for how good of a pilot he was
stop hating on pedos at least the drive slow in school zones
I got my son a trampoline for his birthday The ungrateful boy sat in his wheelchair the hole time
Where do you buy a dishwasher. Hot singles in your area
What did one tampon say to the other tampon when they walked by each other on the street? Nothing. They were both stuck up cunts!
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said you know you wanna. Jill said yes and lifted her dress so they could have some fun, but stupid Jill forgot her pill and now they have a son.
What do a shopping cart and a wheel chair have in common… they both carry vegetables