Why do dwarfs laugh when they run?
The grass tickles their balls.
What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator?
The fridge don't fart when you take your meat out.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said, "You know you wanna." Jill said yes and lifted her dress so they could have some fun, but stupid Jill forgot her pill and now they have a son.
What's it called if you give a kid in a wheelchair a ball? Rocket League.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Special Forces.
What do milk and Make-A-Wish kids have in common? They both have expiration dates.
My Grandpa said, "Your generation relies too much on technology!" I replied, "No, your generation relies too much on technology!" Then I unplugged his life support.
Why are gay people bad at hide and seek?
Because they're always coming out of the closet.
Stephen Hawking walks into a bar... oh wait.
When you're fighting with the emo kid and he brings his friends. Now you gotta fight the suicide squad.
I got my son a trampoline for his birthday.
The ungrateful boy sat in his wheelchair the whole time.
What's green and smells like pork? Kermit's finger.
Average Kid: brings mp3 to school.
Rich Kid: Brings mp4 to school.
Quiet Kid: Brings an mp5.
I am still trying to figure out why paying the COVID doctors a compliment is so offensive. They even kicked me out, and all I said was to stay positive...
All these jokes are so offensive, Mr. Hawking just won’t stand for it.
What was the pedophile charged with when he was arrested? A minor offense.
What do you call 6 gay men going to war?
Rainbow 6 Siege.
What's similar between a priest and McDonald's?
They both shove their meat in between 10 year old buns.
What's worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? 1 baby, nailed to 10 trees.
What did one tampon say to the other tampon when they walked by each other on the street?
Nothing. They were both stuck up cunts!
