why do dwarfs laugh when they run. the grass tickles their balls.
What is red and white and goes 200 mph A baby in a blender.
When ur fighting with the emo kid and he brings his friends. Now u gotta fight the suicide squd
What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator The fridge dont fart when you take your meat out
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said you know you wanna. Jill said yes and lifted her dress so they could have some fun, but stupid Jill forgot her pill and now they have a son.
whats it called if u give a kid in a wheelchair a ball
whats do computers and white kids have in common? They don't have trouble shooting
What is the part of school with all the autistic called? Downtown
Jack and Jill went up the hill, so jack could lick her candy. But Jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock, cause Jill's real name was Randy.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun??SpecialForces
I got my son a trampoline for his birthday The ungrateful boy sat in his wheelchair the hole time
What do milk and make a wish kids have in common , they both have expire dates.
My blind friend is so annoying, he kept bumping into things even though I repletedly told him to look where he was going
What is a pedophile's favorite part about Halloween?
Stephen hawking walks into a bar.... oh wait.
Why are gay people bad at hide and seek?
Because they're always coming out of the closet
My Grandpa said, "Your generation relies too much on technology!" I replied, "No, your generation relies too much on technology!" Then I unplugged his life support.
What's green and smells like pork? Kermit's finger
What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? 1 baby, nailed to 10 trees.
I am still trying to figure out why paying the covid doctors a complement is so offensive. They even kicked me out and all I said was to stay positive...