Offensive

Offensive Jokes

Dwarf

Why do dwarfs laugh when they run?

The grass tickles their balls.

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  • Refrigerator

    What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator?

    The fridge don't fart when you take your meat out.

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  • Marijuana

    Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said, "You know you wanna." Jill said yes and lifted her dress so they could have some fun, but stupid Jill forgot her pill and now they have a son.

    Emo kid

    When you're fighting with the emo kid and he brings his friends. Now you gotta fight the suicide squad.

    Memes

    Gay People

    Why are gay people bad at hide and seek?

    Because they're always coming out of the closet.

    Technology

    My Grandpa said, "Your generation relies too much on technology!" I replied, "No, your generation relies too much on technology!" Then I unplugged his life support.

    Trampoline

    I got my son a trampoline for his birthday.

    The ungrateful boy sat in his wheelchair the whole time.

    Mp5

    Average Kid: brings mp3 to school.

    Rich Kid: Brings mp4 to school.

    Quiet Kid: Brings an mp5.

    Doctor

    I am still trying to figure out why paying the COVID doctors a compliment is so offensive. They even kicked me out, and all I said was to stay positive...

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  • Priest

    What's similar between a priest and McDonald's?

    They both shove their meat in between 10 year old buns.

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  • Baby

    What's worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? 1 baby, nailed to 10 trees.