Pilot

Anonymous

( just a joke) my grandfather was involved in 9/11 😞. I’ve kept his pilot medals for how good of a pilot he was

People

Cheesedick

Why are gay people bad at hide and seek?

Because they’re always coming out of the closet

Kid

Anonymous

Average Kid: brings mp3 to school

Rich Kid: Brings mp4 to school

Quiet Kid: Brings an mp5

Stand

Destiny

All these jokes are so offensive Mr. Hawking just won’t stand for it

Minor

Anonymous

What was the pedophile charged with when he was arrested? A minor offense

Property

Anonymous

Hippity Hoppity women are property. (sans undertale)

Fire

Splittingmean

Sixty years ago Stephen Hawkings teacher got fired for accidentally making an offensive joke. What was it? Go for your dreams kids reach for the stars.

Sister

Anonymous

What do tampons and your sister have in common!

Doctor

Anonymous

I am still trying to figure out why paying the covid doctors a complement is so offensive. They even kicked me out and all I said was to stay positive…

Feminist

Anonymous

Wanna know what is offensive? idk ask feminist (sans undertale)

Woman

your mom

I see some objects over there… oh never mind, that’s a woman.

Minor

Spoonman

What’s the best part about haveing sex with 28 year olds? There are 20 of them

Man

Anonymous

There was a blind man in wwe and the commentator said WATCH OUT WATCH Oh he can’t see after he was sued for national offense

Bar

Robbie

Stephen hawking walks into a bar… oh wait.

Skin

Anonymous

Whats the useless skin around the vagina. A WOMEN. (SANS undertale)

Man

Anonymous

There was a blind man. He was blind. Ha, sucks for him. (sans undertale)

Suck

Anonymous

There was a women. She is property. Ha, sucks for that dishwasher. (sans undertale)

White

Anonymous

Why can black people can post offensive jokes about making fun of white people but white people can’t post offensive jokes about making fun of black people because white people have white privilege does it cycle?

King

King of jokes

😥This is offensive sorry: What did the king say to his royal steed “You gonna start the dishwasher or what”?

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