Offensive jokes
What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator?
The fridge don't fart when you take your meat out.
What is the part of school with all the autistic people called? Downtown.
Stephen Hawking walks into a bar... oh wait.
What's green and smells like pork? Kermit's finger.
What's it called if you give a kid in a wheelchair a ball? Rocket League.
Average Kid: brings mp3 to school.
Rich Kid: Brings mp4 to school.
Quiet Kid: Brings an mp5.
What do computers and white kids have in common? They don't have trouble shooting.
I got my son a trampoline for his birthday.
The ungrateful boy sat in his wheelchair the whole time.
What is red and white and goes 200 mph?
A baby in a blender.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Special Forces.
My Grandpa said, "Your generation relies too much on technology!" I replied, "No, your generation relies too much on technology!" Then I unplugged his life support.
What do milk and Make-A-Wish kids have in common? They both have expiration dates.
What's the best part about having sex with 28 year olds? There are 20 of them.
Why do dwarfs laugh when they run?
The grass tickles their balls.
If a special ed kid is late to class, is it okay to call me a little tardy?
What is a pedophile's favorite part about Halloween?
Free delivery.
What's the difference between Clint Eastwood and anal sex?
One will make your day, and the other will make your hole weak.
What's worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? 1 baby, nailed to 10 trees.
What do a shopping cart and a wheelchair have in common? They both carry vegetables.
(just a joke) My grandfather was involved in 9/11. I’ve kept his pilot medals for how good of a pilot he was.