Offensive Jokes

Dwarf

Anonymous
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why do dwarfs laugh when they run. the grass tickles their balls.

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Difference

Skeet mr peet
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What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator The fridge dont fart when you take your meat out

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Closet

Cheesedick
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Why are gay people bad at hide and seek?

Because they're always coming out of the closet

Rich

Anonymous
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Average Kid: brings mp3 to school

Rich Kid: Brings mp4 to school

Quiet Kid: Brings an mp5

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Grandpa

Anonymous
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My Grandpa said, "Your generation relies too much on technology!" I replied, "No, your generation relies too much on technology!" Then I unplugged his life support.

Finger

Ms Graves
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What's green and smells like pork? Kermit's finger

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Gun

LailaJokes
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What do you call an autistic kid with a gun??SpecialForces

Common

Kiddyfiddler
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What do milk and make a wish kids have in common , they both have expire dates.

Ball

Anonymous
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whats it called if u give a kid in a wheelchair a ball

rocket league

Wait

Robbie
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Stephen hawking walks into a bar.... oh wait.

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Doctor

Anonymous
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I am still trying to figure out why paying the covid doctors a complement is so offensive. They even kicked me out and all I said was to stay positive...

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Son

Anonymous
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I got my son a trampoline for his birthday The ungrateful boy sat in his wheelchair the hole time

Victim

Your mum
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9/11 victims are the best readers

They went through hundreds of stories in a few seconds

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War

Anonymous
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what do you call 6 gay men going to war ? rainbow 6 siege

Stand

Destiny
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All these jokes are so offensive Mr. Hawking just won’t stand for it

Roast

Anonymous
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If I wanted to kill myself i would just climb up your ego and jump down to your IQ.

Emo

Anonymous
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When ur fighting with the emo kid and he brings his friends. Now u gotta fight the suicide squd

School

Anonymous
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stop hating on pedos at least the drive slow in school zones

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Priest

Anonymous
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Whats similar between a priest and McDonalds?

They both shove their meat inbetween 10 year old buns

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ED

hah
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If a special ed kid is late to class is it ok to call me a little tardy?