why do dwarfs laugh when they run. the grass tickles their balls.

What’s the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator The fridge dont fart when you take your meat out

Why are gay people bad at hide and seek?

Because they’re always coming out of the closet

Average Kid: brings mp3 to school

Rich Kid: Brings mp4 to school

Quiet Kid: Brings an mp5

I got my son a trampoline for his birthday The ungrateful boy sat in his wheelchair the hole time

What’s green and smells like pork? Kermit’s finger

What do you call an autistic kid with a gun??SpecialForces

My Grandpa said, “Your generation relies too much on technology!” I replied, “No, your generation relies too much on technology!” Then I unplugged his life support.

whats it called if u give a kid in a wheelchair a ball

rocket league

What do milk and make a wish kids have in common , they both have expire dates.

Stephen hawking walks into a bar… oh wait.

I am still trying to figure out why paying the covid doctors a complement is so offensive. They even kicked me out and all I said was to stay positive…

What’s worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? 1 baby, nailed to 10 trees.

All these jokes are so offensive Mr. Hawking just won’t stand for it

9/11 victims are the best readers

They went through hundreds of stories in a few seconds

what do you call 6 gay men going to war ? rainbow 6 siege

stop hating on pedos at least the drive slow in school zones

Whats similar between a priest and McDonalds?

They both shove their meat inbetween 10 year old buns

If I wanted to kill myself i would just climb up your ego and jump down to your IQ.

What do a shopping cart and a wheel chair have in common… they both carry vegetables