why do dwarfs laugh when they run. the grass tickles their balls.
What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator The fridge dont fart when you take your meat out
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said you know you wanna. Jill said yes and lifted her dress so they could have some fun, but stupid Jill forgot her pill and now they have a son.
What's it called if you give a kid in a wheelchair a ball? Rocket League.
My Grandpa said, "Your generation relies too much on technology!" I replied, "No, your generation relies too much on technology!" Then I unplugged his life support.
Why are gay people bad at hide and seek?
Because they're always coming out of the closet
Average Kid: brings mp3 to school
Rich Kid: Brings mp4 to school
Quiet Kid: Brings an mp5
What do milk and make a wish kids have in common , they both have expire dates.
Stephen hawking walks into a bar.... oh wait.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun??SpecialForces
What's green and smells like pork? Kermit's finger
I am still trying to figure out why paying the covid doctors a complement is so offensive. They even kicked me out and all I said was to stay positive...
When ur fighting with the emo kid and he brings his friends. Now u gotta fight the suicide squd
I got my son a trampoline for his birthday The ungrateful boy sat in his wheelchair the hole time
All these jokes are so offensive Mr. Hawking just won’t stand for it
Whats similar between a priest and McDonalds?
They both shove their meat inbetween 10 year old buns
what do you call 6 gay men going to war ? rainbow 6 siege
What was the pedophile charged with when he was arrested? A minor offense
If I wanted to kill myself, I would just climb up your ego and jump down to your IQ.
What did one tampon say to the other tampon when they walked by each other on the street? Nothing. They were both stuck up cunts!
