( just a joke) my grandfather was involved in 9/11 😞. I’ve kept his pilot medals for how good of a pilot he was

Why are gay people bad at hide and seek?

Because they’re always coming out of the closet

Average Kid: brings mp3 to school

Rich Kid: Brings mp4 to school

Quiet Kid: Brings an mp5

All these jokes are so offensive Mr. Hawking just won’t stand for it

What was the pedophile charged with when he was arrested? A minor offense

Hippity Hoppity women are property. (sans undertale)

Sixty years ago Stephen Hawkings teacher got fired for accidentally making an offensive joke. What was it? Go for your dreams kids reach for the stars.

What do tampons and your sister have in common!

I am still trying to figure out why paying the covid doctors a complement is so offensive. They even kicked me out and all I said was to stay positive…

Wanna know what is offensive? idk ask feminist (sans undertale)

I see some objects over there… oh never mind, that’s a woman.

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What’s the best part about haveing sex with 28 year olds? There are 20 of them

There was a blind man in wwe and the commentator said WATCH OUT WATCH Oh he can’t see after he was sued for national offense

Stephen hawking walks into a bar… oh wait.

Whats the useless skin around the vagina. A WOMEN. (SANS undertale)

There was a blind man. He was blind. Ha, sucks for him. (sans undertale)

There was a women. She is property. Ha, sucks for that dishwasher. (sans undertale)

Why can black people can post offensive jokes about making fun of white people but white people can’t post offensive jokes about making fun of black people because white people have white privilege does it cycle?

😥This is offensive sorry: What did the king say to his royal steed “You gonna start the dishwasher or what”?