Offensive Jokes

Anonymous
in Dwarf

why do dwarfs laugh when they run. the grass tickles their balls.

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Skeet mr peet

What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator The fridge dont fart when you take your meat out

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Cheesedick

Why are gay people bad at hide and seek?

Because they're always coming out of the closet

Anonymous

Average Kid: brings mp3 to school

Rich Kid: Brings mp4 to school

Quiet Kid: Brings an mp5

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Anonymous

My Grandpa said, "Your generation relies too much on technology!" I replied, "No, your generation relies too much on technology!" Then I unplugged his life support.

Ms Graves

What's green and smells like pork? Kermit's finger

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LailaJokes

What do you call an autistic kid with a gun??SpecialForces

Robbie

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.... oh wait.

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Anonymous

whats it called if u give a kid in a wheelchair a ball

rocket league

Kiddyfiddler

What do milk and make a wish kids have in common , they both have expire dates.

Anonymous

I got my son a trampoline for his birthday The ungrateful boy sat in his wheelchair the hole time

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Anonymous

I am still trying to figure out why paying the covid doctors a complement is so offensive. They even kicked me out and all I said was to stay positive...

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Destiny

All these jokes are so offensive Mr. Hawking just won’t stand for it

Anonymous

Whats similar between a priest and McDonalds?

They both shove their meat inbetween 10 year old buns

Your mum

9/11 victims are the best readers

They went through hundreds of stories in a few seconds

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Anonymous

what do you call 6 gay men going to war ? rainbow 6 siege

Anonymous
in Roast

If I wanted to kill myself i would just climb up your ego and jump down to your IQ.

Anonymous

stop hating on pedos at least the drive slow in school zones

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Anonymous

When ur fighting with the emo kid and he brings his friends. Now u gotta fight the suicide squd

Anonymous

Hellen Keller walked into a bar... then a table... then a chair