I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. -- A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
Why did the accountant fall off his bicycle?
Because he lost his balance!
A guy start texting a Cute girl and ask to give her phone no. So he can't call her the girl ok but you have to transfer mobile balance to my number then I am gonna be your gf and will meet you somewhere the transfer her the balance and called her but turn out the girl was actually a guy making him fool he blocked him. Next day he was very angry about himself being fool so thought he gonna do the same he make a fake girl account and start texting with some random guy and then he ask that guy to send him balance. Suddenly his father came in his bedroom and ask " son can you send me some balance i am gonna send you can after sometime" that guy look at his father with suspicious eyes and then he call that random number suddenly his father phone start ringing......
An old lady in the bank told me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
What do you call an Indian gymnast? Balance Singh.
If rape was about power, then my electric bill would be a positive balance.
Mufasa, proof that cats don't always land on their feet.
You use your legs as support, you count on your fingers.
An old lady was low on money because she had spent all of her money on clothes.
So she decided to go to the bank. She walked up to the guy at the desk. She asked if he could check her balance. He asked a few questions to the old lady, like her weight and her height. He asked her if she had done any exercise recently. She was very confused. She got angry and asked the man again to check her balance. So he stood up, walked next to her and pushed her over. He came to the conclusion that she had a low balance.
What’s the difference between my ex and a unicycle?
A unicycle can only take one person at a time.
A young peasant coming from the field with his scythe on his shoulder notices an attractive young woman that was doing the laundry in a mountain stream, perched on some rocks near a waterfall.
The guy stops and leans against his scythe, fascinated by the young girl's beauty.
After minutes of watching her, she loses her balance, slips on a rock and falls all the way down, crushing her head on the white rocks.
Thoughtful, he puts his scythe back on his shoulder and walks away, saying to himself "Damn, another washing machine destroyed by limestone!"
What goes up and down and needs two people?
A seesaw.
If you kayak with a cap on and the kayak capsizes, whether or not the cap falls off depends on the cap size.
Your hairline be lookin' like my negative bank account balance -1,000,000.
Why couldn't the surfer hang 10?
Because he forgot his feats!
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pizza?
One held its balance, the other two fell.
The twin towers were just tryna take after the leaning tower of Pisa, but they lost their balance and fucked it up.
Friend: My bike doesn't have a kick stand, so it can't stand up.
Me: Nah, it's just two tired.
What do kids call a balanced meal?
A hamburger in each hand! XD XD XD XD
