I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. -- A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
An old lady in the bank told me to check her balance so I pushed her over.
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An old lady was low on money because she had spent all of her money on clothes. So she decided to go to the bank. She walked up to the guy at the desk. She asked if he could check her balance. He asked a few questions to the old lady. Like her weight and her height. He asked her if she had done any exercise recently. She was very confused. She got angry and asked the man again to check her balance. So he stood up, walked next to her and pushed her over. He came to the conclusion that she had a low balance
Why do flamingos sleep with one leg up? Because if they slept with both legs up they would fall over!
So I went to the bank and a lady asked me to check her balance... So I pushed her over
One day an old women came into the bank and asked me to check her balance... So, i pushed her over.
Why couldn’t the bike stand up?—Because it was “two tired”!
Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to help check her balance. So I pushed her over.
When a person asked to see her balence at a bank, they pushed him over.
