My family is like a treasure…

You need a map and shovel to find them.

My friend got mad when he caught me smelling his sister’s panties. I don’t know why he was mad, maybe because she was wearimg them, or because his whole family was watching. Either way it made the funeral a bit awkward.

Can orphans eat at a family restaurant?

Teacher: Kids what are something you have that make you happy? Kid 1: I have my family to make me happy. Kid 2: I have my friend to make me happy. Teacher: What about you Sean? Sean: I have to take pills to make me happy…

I brought my girlfriend home and introduced her to my family. My kids liked her, but my wife seemed upset

My friend was pissed of with me. I was sniffing his sisters knickers. It was worse that they were still on her. It was worse the family were there. It made the rest of her funeral really awkward

Do you know how Diarrhea is common in families? Because it runs in your genes.

My mother wanted to test my responsibility and wanted me to cook dinner for the family to help mean understand how it feels to constantly cook for a whole family. So me with my horrible humor decided to make a giant joke for when dinner time came around and so I just got four plates and set them in front of my family and I then said, “Here you are a fine African meal.” then everybody looked at me in disappointment and then I continued to say, “what poor taste?”

What did the skeleton say before dinner? BONE appetit. His whole family found that HUMERUS.

Why did the family get mad at the boy for eating at the funeral?

While trying to season his food, he mistook his cremated grandfather for salt.

Q: Why should you never invite an aardvark to your family reunion? A: Because it will eat your “Aunts”

What did the Chinese family name their retarded kid? Something Wong

A new game the whole family can play…


How do you make a builder cry?

Kill his family

Why did the family move away?

Because they lost their son.

If you ever have a gay friend whose comatose tell his family he/she was a fruit now he/she’s a vegetable at least there still in the produce section

A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One goes to a family in Egypt and is named “Amal”. The other goes to a family in Spain, who name him “Juan”. Years later Juan sends a picture of himself to his mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds: “They’re twins. If you’ve seen Juan, you’ve seen Amal.”

Our family is known for unusually sloppy diarrhea. It runs in our jeans.

what do you call a funny family of chairs, a sitcom

ur dad lesbian

Ur sister a mister

Ur family tree LGBT

Ur famnily reunion a homosexual communion

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