Shower thoughts

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Did you know there’s black holes billions of years old? What’s more amazing is the black holes Stephen Hawking studied We’re only 14 years old.

Do you know you’re supposed to wash your sex toys after you use them? I guess that’s why Catholics invented baptism

Do you know you’re supposed to wash your sex toys after you use them? I guess that’s why Catholics invented baptism

I told my friend that we should dress up as P. Diddy and Drake for Halloween and ask parents if their kid wants to come over for a sleepover

Sophia matched with a midget on Tinder. Midget: Hey! What’s up? Sophia: Well technically everything is, from your perspective!