Shower thoughts
What is the last thing you wanna see during a prostate exam? The doctor take off his watch
What do you call a black person with a pride flag? A Cosmic brownie
What do you call a black person with a pride flag? A Cosmic brownie
What do you call five Black people having sex? A Threesome
Did you know there’s black holes billions of years old? What’s more amazing is the black holes Stephen Hawking studied We’re only 14 years old.
Do you know you’re supposed to wash your sex toys after you use them? I guess that’s why Catholics invented baptism
Do you know you’re supposed to wash your sex toys after you use them? I guess that’s why Catholics invented baptism
I told my friend that we should dress up as P. Diddy and Drake for Halloween and ask parents if their kid wants to come over for a sleepover
Sophia matched with a midget on Tinder. Midget: Hey! What’s up? Sophia: Well technically everything is, from your perspective!
Why aren’t short people allowed to be mentors? Because you can’t look up to them
What was Hitler’s favorite sex position? Sixty nein.