Shower thoughts

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What do women and pools have in common?

They both cost a lot of money to maintain for the amount of time you’re inside of them.

It’s true, women do make less money than men.

But it’s their fault because they choose the lower-paying jobs. Men, for example, choose the higher-paying jobs like doctor or lawyer, whereas women choose the lower-paying jobs like women doctor and women lawyer.

Why did Kamala Harris visit the library?

To check out some “law” books and maybe return a few skeletons.

My girlfriend told me women are better at multitasking than men. So I told her to sit down and shut up. Guess what...

She couldn't do either!

I was watching TV with my brother, and a diabetes commercial came on saying, "I have type one diabetes, and I manage it well."

My brother said, "You want a cookie?"

I was watching TV with my brother, and a diabetes commercial came on saying, "I have type one diabetes, and I manage it well." My brother said, "You want a sugar cookie?"

I recently learned that it's politically incorrect to talk about taking part in a school shooting.

Apparently the term "school photos" is more acceptable.

I recently learned that it's politically incorrect to talk about taking part in a school shooting.

Apparently the term "school photos" is more acceptable.

A little known rule: You cannot be circumcised if you are running for political office in the US.

You need to be a complete dick.