I challenged a w” wheelchair bound person to fight. All I had to say was stand up
Shower thoughts
Playing soccer in a wheelchair basically rocket league in real life
What do you call a n apartment full of black people A CON-dominium
How are Asians like a box of chocolates? Either way they’ll kill your dog
What’s the best part about being a circumcision doctor? The pay is good and you also get to keep the tips
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball Because nobody misses them
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball Because nobody misses them
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball Because nobody misses them
What’s the difference between chocolate and people You can’t buy people nowadays
What’s the difference between chocolate and people You can’t buy people nowadays
How was Copper wire invented? Two Jewish people fighting over a penny
Did you hear about the woman who put her husband’s ashes in a burrito? He gets to tear that ass up one more time
How is a priest like a wristwatch They both start at 12
Why do vegans use blowjobs Because they can’t take real meat
How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb None they just like hanging in the dark
My sister is so stupid she thought LBJ was Spanish for blowjob.
A gay couple and a lesbian couple are going on a cruise who gets their first Obviously the lesbian couple they got their lickety-split. The gay couple was still packing their shit.
Why do gay men hate Periods because They per Collins
What do you do after fucking the loosest pussy ever? Close the casket