What do autistic kids and birds have in common?
They both flap their arms.
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Got my girlfriend a "get better soon" card. She's not sick, I just think she can do better.
If number 666 is evil, then 25.8069758011 is the root of all evil.
Why is it called scissoring and not lip-syncing?
Why do tampons have strings?
So you can floss your teeth when you’re done eating.
Why are there no good Indian actors?
Because all the good ones are trying to get your bank details over the phone.
What is the difference between my dad’s generation and my generation of women?
He had Wonder Woman, and I have to wonder if it’s a woman.
What’s the difference between an Indian and an Arab?
One's responsible for 7/11, the other's responsible for 9/11.
If Asians are bad at driving, then was Pearl Harbor an accident?
If Asians are bad at driving, then was Pearl Harbor an accident?
Why are Christmas trees banned in mental hospitals?
Because the ornaments wouldn't be the only things hanging.
Why are Christmas trees banned in mental hospitals?
Because the ornaments wouldn't be the only things hanging.
Why do tampons have strings?
So you can floss your teeth when you’re done eating.
Why are there no good Indian actors?
Because all the good ones are trying to get your bank details over the phone.
I just found out that there is a racist stereotype about Asians being bad drivers, which isn't true... but if it is, then maybe Pearl Harbor was just an accident.
I just found out that there is a racist stereotype about Asians being bad drivers, which isn't true... but if it is, then maybe Pearl Harbor was just an accident.
Why is it that when in PE, it's fine for someone to say "boys against girls", but in public when I say "blacks against whites" or "boys against girls" I'm the bad guy?
What's the difference between a shooter and a bullied autistic kid?
It depends on who's shooting.
What's the difference between a shooter and a bullied autistic kid?
It depends on who's shooting.
Why are there a lot of whites in hockey?
It’s the only other job that involves beating something black other than being a cop.