Why are obese jokes so offensive?
Because fat people have enough on their plate.
Why are obese jokes so offensive?
Because fat people have enough on their plate.
Obese is the N-word for fat people.
Obese is the N-word for fat people.
What do you call a man in a wheelchair with no legs?
Geo dude.
Women have eggs and milk in them...
And they say that they don't belong in the kitchen.
What do women and pools have in common?
They both cost a lot of money to maintain for the amount of time you’re inside of them.
It’s true, women do make less money than men.
But it’s their fault because they choose the lower-paying jobs. Men, for example, choose the higher-paying jobs like doctor or lawyer, whereas women choose the lower-paying jobs like women doctor and women lawyer.
Why did Kamala Harris visit the library?
To check out some “law” books and maybe return a few skeletons.
Why can’t trans men enjoy chocolate?
It uses Hershey pronouns.
My girlfriend told me women are better at multitasking than men. So I told her to sit down and shut up. Guess what...
She couldn't do either!
What's the difference between a hoe and a prostitute?
One is a tool. The other is your mom.
I was watching TV with my brother, and a diabetes commercial came on saying, "I have type one diabetes, and I manage it well."
My brother said, "You want a cookie?"
I was watching TV with my brother, and a diabetes commercial came on saying, "I have type one diabetes, and I manage it well." My brother said, "You want a sugar cookie?"
Why do Black people dip their Oreos in water?
Because daddy never came back home with the milk.
Why do Black people dip their Oreos in water?
Because daddy never came back home with the milk.
My dad told me he only drinks on days that start with a "T":
Tuesday, Thursday, today, tomorrow.
I recently learned that it's politically incorrect to talk about taking part in a school shooting.
Apparently the term "school photos" is more acceptable.
I recently learned that it's politically incorrect to talk about taking part in a school shooting.
Apparently the term "school photos" is more acceptable.
Why is the Z the only politically correct letter?
Because all the other letters are not Z's.
A little known rule: You cannot be circumcised if you are running for political office in the US.
You need to be a complete dick.