What do you call a bus full of transgender men? T-mobile.
Shower thoughts
How do you restrain a straight person? Give them a straight jacket. How do you restrain a trans person? Make the trans’ vest tight
Who was the most successful Transgender and Transrace person in history? Michael Jackson. He grew up a poor, black boy, and died a rich, white woman.
How do you describe a redhead with bad teeth? Gingervitus
How do you tell whether you’ve satisfied a redhead? She unlocks the handcuffs.
Did you hear about the dyslexic American police officer? He shot a Ginger.
What do slinkies and the handicapped have in common?
They are the most fun when pushed down a flight of stairs.
I'm starting a new charity where homosexuals help the extreme handicapped. I'm calling it "Fruits and Vegetables"
I'm always willing to go down on a handicapped girl Momma always told me to eat my vegetables.
I'm always willing to go down on a special needs girl Momma always told me to eat my vegetables.
A conman, a mentally handicapped person, and a Russian spy walk into a bar
And the bartender asks, "What will it be, Mr. President?"
What's the hardest thing when working with the severely mentally handicapped? My dick.
What do you call a deaf and blind axe murderer? Helen Killer
If a deaf kid swears in sign language, does his mom wash his hands with soap?
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If a baby dies in the womb , is it considered suicide?
I heard that cataracts are the third leading cause of blindness...
... the first two being politics and religion.
Times are hard at the moment for people on disability benefits. I’ve got a friend who’s a dwarf..
...and he’s struggling to put food on the table
I used to have confidence issues because of my learning disability.
Until someone told me I put the sexy in dyslexia.
Mickey Mouse is speaking with a divorce attorney...
...and the attorney says, "I'm sorry Mickey, I've gone over all of Minnie's medical history and I find no evidence of mental illness."
To which Mickey replies, "I didn't say she's crazy! I said she's fucking Goofy!"