The sexual shout "Yes Daddy" probably originated in alabama
I have just started a sexual relationship with a blind woman. It's very rewarding, but quite challenging. -- Took me ages to get her husband's voice right.
My favourite s3x position is ‘WOW’ its where I flip your MOM upside down
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I asked a Scottish friend of mine how many sexual partners he'd had. He started counting but fell asleep.
I bought a rainbow gun but for some reason it doesn’t shoot straight
Of a midget walks up to you and tells you your hair smells nice, is that sexual harassment....
Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? A. Ask your mother.
1+1=3 If you dont use a condom
Joe Biden is the first president in history to have a vice president on record claiming they believed sexual harassment allegations against him. I don't know about you, but I think that's a pretty big elephant in the room!
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Once upon a time, fraternal twins, brother and sisters, with almost 100% equal DNA were separated at birth. At the age of 42, they were married, had 2 sons and 2 daughter. They took an ancestryDNA test, and the results were scientifically sexually shocking.
What do you call a sexually attracted pizza who spoons another pizza?
A Topping.
what goes in and out and saves your life but is not sexual diabetes
Gays: "I like men."
Straight: "I like women."
Bisexual: "A hole is a hole."
Why can a gay man give a better brojob to a heterosexual man better than another heterosexual man? experience
If a woman sleeps with 10 men she's a slut, but if a man does it... He's gay, definitely gay.
What is a glory hole at the adult book store used for? campaign contribution to the Republican Party
Johnny Depp fans claim to support their god because they sympathise with male victims of sexual assault. Yet a large chunk of them cheer on Wacko Jacko raping little boys, calling it "innocent".
So this guy is talking to his buddy about his flying lessons. My first time in the air, my instructor informed me but he was an 8th degree black belt and homosexual, and if I don't succumb to his sexual advances I would have to jump out of the plane, and his buddy says "well did you jump?"the guy says yeah, a little at first.
