The sexual shout "Yes Daddy" probably originated in alabama
I have just started a sexual relationship with a blind woman. It's very rewarding, but quite challenging. -- Took me ages to get her husband's voice right.
My favourite s3x position is ‘WOW’ its where I flip your MOM upside down
I bought a rainbow gun but for some reason it doesn’t shoot straight
Gays: "I like men."
Straight: "I like women."
Bisexual: "A hole is a hole."
Why can a gay man give a better brojob to a heterosexual man better than another heterosexual man? experience
If a woman sleeps with 10 men she's a slut, but if a man does it... He's gay, definitely gay.
Of a midget walks up to you and tells you your hair smells nice, is that sexual harassment....
What is a glory hole at the adult book store used for? campaign contribution to the Republican Party
I asked a Scottish friend of mine how many sexual partners he'd had. He started counting but fell asleep.
Donald Trump was golfing with Barack Obama. The Donald said, "Listen Barack, I'm getting older and I'm having trouble sexually satisfying my young wife. I know that you black guys are supposed to be magic in bed. Can you give me a few pointers?" Barack gave Donald a few ideas and that night Donald made love to his wife. He did everything he was told. He started out slowly entering his wife gently then finished hard. Melania came quickly screaming. "Oh Donald, You fuck just like Barack Obama."
I’m so gay I could barely think straight.
For boys Life is a lot like a penis simple, soft, straight, relaxed and hanging freely......... then a woman makes it really hard😩😉😏
1+1=3 If you dont use a condom
Why can’t orphans be gay
They no one to call daddy
Life is a or like a penis. Long, free, flowimg, and soft, until a woman comes and makes it hard.😉
What's the best part of having sex on a golf course?
The hole experience.
If abortion is murder, is jerking off genocide?
what do you call a person who doesn't masturbate? - A liar
What do you call a lesbian with braces? A box cutter
