Sexuality jokes
The sexual shout "Yes Daddy" probably originated in Alabama.
I have just started a sexual relationship with a blind woman. It's very rewarding, but quite challenging.
Took me ages to get her husband's voice right.
I bought a rainbow gun, but for some reason it doesn’t shoot straight.
What is the difference between a microwave and a gay guy?
A microwave doesn’t brown your meat.
If a midget walks up to you and tells you your hair smells nice, is that sexual harassment?
There are only 2 genders
Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?
A. Ask your mother.
Joe Biden is the first president in history to have a vice president on record claiming they believed sexual harassment allegations against him.
I don't know about you, but I think that's a pretty big elephant in the room!
How do you tell whether you’ve satisfied a redhead?
She unlocks the handcuffs.
What do you call people who have an Oedipus complex?
Motherfuckers.
Welcome to the Sexual Innuendo Club. Thank you all for coming!
I asked a Scottish friend of mine how many sexual partners he'd had. He started counting, but fell asleep.
My favorite sex position is ‘WOW.’ It's where I flip your mom upside down.
What do you call a sexually attracted pizza who spoons another pizza?
A Topping.
1+1=3
If you don't use a condom.
Two deer walk out of a gay bar. One of them turns to the other and says, "I can't believe I blew forty bucks in there."
Did you guys see on the news where they arrested that pervert at the Michaels Crafts store?
He was running around completely naked and had sprinkled glitter all over his testicles. I guess it was pretty nuts.
Donald Trump was golfing with Barack Obama. The Donald said, "Listen Barack, I'm getting older and I'm having trouble sexually satisfying my young wife. I know that you black guys are supposed to be magic in bed. Can you give me a few pointers?" Barack gave Donald a few ideas and that night Donald made love to his wife. He did everything he was told. He started out slowly entering his wife gently then finished hard. Melania came quickly screaming. "Oh Donald, You fuck just like Barack Obama."
This site is darker than fingering your sister and finding your dad's wedding ring.
Daniel takes his frustrations out on Shaenaya and his sexual frustrations out on Arunima.
So this guy is talking to his buddy about his flying lessons. "My first time in the air, my instructor informed me that he was an 8th degree black belt and homosexual, and if I don't succumb to his sexual advances I would have to jump out of the plane," and his buddy says, "Well, did you jump?" The guy says, "Yeah, a little at first."