Sexuality jokes
The sexual shout "Yes Daddy" probably originated in Alabama.
I have just started a sexual relationship with a blind woman. It's very rewarding, but quite challenging.
Took me ages to get her husband's voice right.
My favorite sex position is ‘WOW.’ It's where I flip your mom upside down.
Donald Trump was golfing with Barack Obama. The Donald said, "Listen Barack, I'm getting older and I'm having trouble sexually satisfying my young wife. I know that you black guys are supposed to be magic in bed. Can you give me a few pointers?" Barack gave Donald a few ideas and that night Donald made love to his wife. He did everything he was told. He started out slowly entering his wife gently then finished hard. Melania came quickly screaming. "Oh Donald, You fuck just like Barack Obama."
I asked a Scottish friend of mine how many sexual partners he'd had. He started counting, but fell asleep.
I bought a rainbow gun, but for some reason it doesn’t shoot straight.
If a midget walks up to you and tells you your hair smells nice, is that sexual harassment?
1+1=3
If you don't use a condom.
Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?
A. Ask your mother.
Joe Biden is the first president in history to have a vice president on record claiming they believed sexual harassment allegations against him.
I don't know about you, but I think that's a pretty big elephant in the room!
I think my coworkers are gay. -- Every time I walk by, they mumble, "What an ass."
What’s the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball?
A guy will actually search for a golf ball.
Two deer walk out of a gay bar. One of them turns to the other and says, "I can't believe I blew forty bucks in there."
What do you call a single bisexual?
All bi myself.
What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic? Snap-on tools.
How do you tell whether you’ve satisfied a redhead?
She unlocks the handcuffs.
My husband told me he just came into a lot of money.
Weird, he usually uses a sock.
What is the difference between a microwave and a gay guy?
A microwave doesn’t brown your meat.
Did you guys see on the news where they arrested that pervert at the Michaels Crafts store?
He was running around completely naked and had sprinkled glitter all over his testicles. I guess it was pretty nuts.
Did you hear about the gay choirboy?
He choked on his first hymn.