Sexuality

Sexuality Jokes

I have just started a sexual relationship with a blind woman. It's very rewarding, but quite challenging. -- Took me ages to get her husband's voice right.

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Why can a gay man give a better brojob to a heterosexual man better than another heterosexual man? experience

I asked a Scottish friend of mine how many sexual partners he'd had. He started counting but fell asleep.

Donald Trump was golfing with Barack Obama. The Donald said, "Listen Barack, I'm getting older and I'm having trouble sexually satisfying my young wife. I know that you black guys are supposed to be magic in bed. Can you give me a few pointers?" Barack gave Donald a few ideas and that night Donald made love to his wife. He did everything he was told. He started out slowly entering his wife gently then finished hard. Melania came quickly screaming. "Oh Donald, You fuck just like Barack Obama."

For boys Life is a lot like a penis simple, soft, straight, relaxed and hanging freely......... then a woman makes it really hard😩😉😏

Life is a or like a penis. Long, free, flowimg, and soft, until a woman comes and makes it hard.😉