Abortion clinic jokes
Abortion clinics are kind of like NAZI gas chambers. Less people come out than go in.
What do you call a black abortion clinic?
Crime Stoppers.
"_____ abortion clinic, you rape it, we scrape it.
_____ sperm bank, you spank it, we bank it."
Ring ring.
Abortion clinic!
Where no fetus can beat us.
Yo mama so slutty the abortion clinic gave her a loyalty card and coupon for 20% off her next abortion.
Mama Mia's pizzeria and abortion clinic. Your loss is our sauce.
What's worse than locking your keys in the car in front of an abortion clinic?
Having to go back inside and ask to borrow a hanger.
Welcome to the abortion clinic. You make 'em, we scrape 'em. No fetus can beat us.
(sorry in advance this joke is brutal)
What has 12 heads and 24 eyes?
The bin at the back of the abortion clinic.
You wanna know how to get rid of potential scam callers?
Next time you get a call from them, just answer the phone and say, "Pizza Hut abortion clinic, where yesterday's loss is today's sauce, how may I help you?"
I walked in on my dad fucking my little brother. I don't know what was worse: the fact that he was fucking my brother, or the fact that the abortion clinic let my parents take the fetus home....
What's the best part of working at an abortion clinic?
Free dog food.
So, I was fucking my daughter the other day and my wife walked in... I don't know what was funnier: the look on her face, or that the abortion clinic let me keep her.
Papa John's pizzeria and abortion clinic. You make 'em, we bake 'em.
Ahem... if somebody you don't like, or somebody random just calls you in general,
answer the phone with this:
"Hello, thank you for choosing Mama's Pizzeria/Abortion Clinic, your loss is our sauce, how may I help you?"
or
"Hello, this is David's Orphanage, you make them, we take them, how may I help you?"
Some people's reactions are priceless, and then they wonder about your mental health.
What did the house painter ask when he went to the abortion clinic?
"Where do you keep the cans of paint?"
What's the difference between an abortion clinic and a computer? Ctrl+Alt+Delete.
Hi! Welcome to Papa John's abortion clinic, where yesterday's meat is today's treat. How may I be of service?
If someone calls you, just say:
"This is Peter's abortion clinic and pizza restaurant, where yesterday's loss is today's sauce!"
Where is the worst place to lock your keys in your car?
The anti-abortion clinic because you have to go back in and ask for a coat hanger.