Mama Mia’s pizzeria and abortion clinic. Your loss is our sauce.
Welcome to the abortion clinic. You make em, we scrape em. No fetus can beat us.
What's worse than locking your keyes in the car in front of an abortion clinic?
Having to go back inside and ask to borrow a hanger.
You wanna know how to get rid of potential scam callers?
Next time you get a call from them just answer the phone and say "Pizza Hut abortion clinic where yesterday's loss is today's sauce, how may I help you?"
(sorry in advance this joke is brutal)
What has 12 heads and 24 eyes?
The bin at the back of the abortion clinic.
Abortion clinics are kind of like NAZI gas chambers. Less people come out than go in.
What's the best part of working at an abortion clinic?
Free dog food.
_____ abortion clinic, you rape it we scrape it.
____sperm bank you spank it we bank it.
So I was fucking my daughter the other day and my wife walked in... I don't know what was funnier the look on her face or that the abortion clinic let me keep her
Papa John's pizzeria and abortion clinic, You make 'em we bake 'em
Ring ring Abortion clinic! Where no fetus can beat us
I walked in on my dad fucking my little brother. I don't know what was worse: the fact that he was fucking my brother or the fact that the abortion clinic let my parents take the fetus home....
ahem.. if somebody you dont like, or somebody random just calls you in general,
answer the phone with this
Hello thank you for choosing mamas pizzeria/ abortion clinic, your loss is our sauce how may i help you?
or
hello this is davids orphanage you make them we take them how may i help you?
some people reactions are priceless and then the wonder about you mental health
What did the house painter ask when he went to the abortion clinic? Where do you keep the cans of paint?
Whats the difference between and abortion clinic and a computer? Ctrl+Alt+delete
Hi! Welcome to Papa John's abortion clinic where yesterday's meat is todays treat. How may I be of service?
Where is the worst place to lock your keys in your car?
The anti abortion clinic because you have to go back in and ask for a coat hanger
Arby's fast food, and abortion clinic, your dead babies are our taters and gravies.
Whats the moto for a pizza place thats also a abortion clinic: your loss is our sauce
if someone calls you just say this is peters abortion clinic and pizza restaurant were yesterdays loss is today's sauce
