Abortion clinic jokes
What do you call a black abortion clinic?
Crime Stoppers.
Abortion clinics are kind of like NAZI gas chambers. Less people come out than go in.
Ring ring.
Abortion clinic!
Where no fetus can beat us.
Yo mama so slutty the abortion clinic gave her a loyalty card and coupon for 20% off her next abortion.
Hi, this is John's Pizzeria and abortion clinic. Your loss is our sauce!
"_____ abortion clinic, you rape it, we scrape it.
_____ sperm bank, you spank it, we bank it."
Q. What's the difference between an abortion clinic and a nursery? A. The abortion clinic won't let you take the baby home.
Hello, welcome to Joe’s Pizzeria and Abortion Clinic, where yesterday’s loss is today’s sauce! How may I help you today?
Q: What's the difference between an abortion clinic and Uber Eats?
A: The abortion clinic doesn't deliver.
Hi! Welcome to Papa John's abortion clinic, where yesterday's meat is today's treat. How may I be of service?
So, I was f**king my daughter the other night, and I don’t know what was funnier: the looks on my wife’s face when she walked in on me or the fact that the abortion clinic let me keep her.
Joe's pizzeria and abortion clinic.
Yesterday's loss is today's sauce.
Ahem... if somebody you don't like, or somebody random just calls you in general,
answer the phone with this:
"Hello, thank you for choosing Mama's Pizzeria/Abortion Clinic, your loss is our sauce, how may I help you?"
or
"Hello, this is David's Orphanage, you make them, we take them, how may I help you?"
Some people's reactions are priceless, and then they wonder about your mental health.
Where is the worst place to lock your keys in your car?
The anti-abortion clinic because you have to go back in and ask for a coat hanger.
What attracted Jeffrey Dahmer to abortion clinics?
- He smelled veal.
My wife purely hates me for me having sex with our daughter. It's not my fault I couldn't wait to get out of the abortion clinic!
What did the house painter ask when he went to the abortion clinic?
"Where do you keep the cans of paint?"
So, I was fucking my daughter the other day and my wife walked in... I don't know what was funnier: the look on her face, or that the abortion clinic let me keep her.
This is Riley abortion clinic. Yesterday's loss is today's sauce.
Mama Mia's pizzeria and abortion clinic. Your loss is our sauce.