Mama Mia's pizzeria and abortion clinic. Your loss is our sauce.
Abortion Clinic Jokes
Welcome to the abortion clinic. You make 'em, we scrape 'em. No fetus can beat us.
What's worse than locking your keys in the car in front of an abortion clinic?
Having to go back inside and ask to borrow a hanger.
You wanna know how to get rid of potential scam callers?
Next time you get a call from them, just answer the phone and say, "Pizza Hut abortion clinic, where yesterday's loss is today's sauce, how may I help you?"
(sorry in advance this joke is brutal)
What has 12 heads and 24 eyes?
The bin at the back of the abortion clinic.
Abortion clinics are kind of like NAZI gas chambers. Less people come out than go in.
What's the best part of working at an abortion clinic?
Free dog food.
"_____ abortion clinic, you rape it, we scrape it.
_____ sperm bank, you spank it, we bank it."
So, I was fucking my daughter the other day and my wife walked in... I don't know what was funnier: the look on her face, or that the abortion clinic let me keep her.
I walked in on my dad fucking my little brother. I don't know what was worse: the fact that he was fucking my brother, or the fact that the abortion clinic let my parents take the fetus home....
Papa John's pizzeria and abortion clinic. You make 'em, we bake 'em.
Ring ring.
Abortion clinic!
Where no fetus can beat us.
Ahem... if somebody you don't like, or somebody random just calls you in general,
answer the phone with this:
"Hello, thank you for choosing Mama's Pizzeria/Abortion Clinic, your loss is our sauce, how may I help you?"
or
"Hello, this is David's Orphanage, you make them, we take them, how may I help you?"
Some people's reactions are priceless, and then they wonder about your mental health.
What did the house painter ask when he went to the abortion clinic?
"Where do you keep the cans of paint?"
What's the difference between an abortion clinic and a computer? Ctrl+Alt+Delete.
Hi! Welcome to Papa John's abortion clinic, where yesterday's meat is today's treat. How may I be of service?
Yo mama so slutty the abortion clinic gave her a loyalty card and coupon for 20% off her next abortion.
If someone calls you, just say:
"This is Peter's abortion clinic and pizza restaurant, where yesterday's loss is today's sauce!"
Where is the worst place to lock your keys in your car?
The anti-abortion clinic because you have to go back in and ask for a coat hanger.
Arby's fast food and abortion clinic: Your dead babies are our taters and gravy.
