Abortion clinic jokes
Abortion clinics are kind of like NAZI gas chambers. Less people come out than go in.
What do you call a black abortion clinic?
Crime Stoppers.
Ring ring.
Abortion clinic!
Where no fetus can beat us.
So, I was f**king my daughter the other night, and I don’t know what was funnier: the looks on my wife’s face when she walked in on me or the fact that the abortion clinic let me keep her.
Hi, this is John's Pizzeria and abortion clinic. Your loss is our sauce!
Hello, This is Jimmy from Jimmy's Pizzeria and Abortion Clinic! Your next loss is our next sauce! How many pizzas do you need?
Yo mama so slutty the abortion clinic gave her a loyalty card and coupon for 20% off her next abortion.
"_____ abortion clinic, you rape it, we scrape it.
_____ sperm bank, you spank it, we bank it."
Q: What's the best part about working at an abortion clinic?
A: You don't have to buy dog food.
Some sperm arrive in the uterus and see that the egg is already fertilized. They complain that they lost the race and have nothing to do but die.
One speaks up and says he isn't angry, and the others ask why.
"He thought he was going to be alive," the sperm says. "This chick works at an abortion clinic."
Q. What's the difference between an abortion clinic and Uber Eats?
Abortion clinics don't do deliveries.
Why did the shark fisherman stop at the abortion clinic?
Because dead babies make the best chum! :)
Joe's pizzeria and abortion clinic.
Yesterday's loss is today's sauce.
What’s the difference between a mother and a fetus at an abortion office? Only one of them is scared.
Papa John's pizzeria and abortion clinic. You make 'em, we bake 'em.
I walked in on my dad fucking my little brother. I don't know what was worse: the fact that he was fucking my brother, or the fact that the abortion clinic let my parents take the fetus home....
Hello, welcome to Joe’s Pizzeria and Abortion Clinic, where yesterday’s loss is today’s sauce! How may I help you today?
If someone calls you, just say:
"This is Peter's abortion clinic and pizza restaurant, where yesterday's loss is today's sauce!"
When someone calls you, say "Welcome to Joe's Pizza Abortion Clinic, your loss is our sauce."
What's the motto for a pizza place that's also an abortion clinic: Your loss is our sauce.