What's worse than locking your keyes in the car in front of an abortion clinic?
Having to go back inside and ask to borrow a hanger.
You wanna know how to get rid of potential scam callers?
Next time you get a call from them just answer the phone and say "Pizza Hut abortion clinic where yesterday's loss is today's sauce, how may I help you?"
(sorry in advance this joke is brutal)
What has 12 heads and 24 eyes?
The bin at the back of the abortion clinic.
What's the best part of working at an abortion clinic?
Free dog food.
Papa John's pizzeria and abortion clinic, You make 'em we bake 'em
Ring ring Abortion clinic! Where no fetus can beat us
What did the house painter ask when he went to the abortion clinic? Where do you keep the cans of paint?
Arby's fast food, and abortion clinic, your dead babies are our taters and gravies.
Whats the moto for a pizza place thats also a abortion clinic: your loss is our sauce
Q.What's the difference between an abortion clinic and Ubereats? A. The abortion clinic doesn't deliver.
The next time you get a sack call pick up the phone and say “welcome to Pete’s pizzeria and abortion clinic your loss is next weeks sauce how may we help you
Why did the shark fisherman stop at the abortion clinic? Because dead babies make the best chum! :)
Mama Mia’s pizzeria and abortion clinic. Your loss is our sauce.
Welcome to codi's pizzeria and abortion clinic your lose is our sauce!!!!
ahem.. if somebody you dont like, or somebody random just calls you in general,
answer the phone with this
Hello thank you for choosing mamas pizzeria/ abortion clinic, your loss is our sauce how may i help you?
or
hello this is davids orphanage you make them we take them how may i help you?
some people reactions are priceless and then the wonder about you mental health
Joe's pizzeria and abortion clinic. Yesterday's loss is today's sauce.
when your wife gets pregnet and you dont want a kid just come on down to momma mias pizzareia and abortion clinic!
Hi, welcome to Mario's pizzeria/abortion clinic Where no fetus can beat us and your loss is our sauce.
Welcome to the abortion clinic. You make em, we scrape em. No fetus can beat us.
Abortion clinics are kind of like NAZI gas chambers. Less people come out than go in.
