What do you call someone in a wheelchair being pushed by a cannibal?
A to-go order.
To-Go Order
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, smooth-brain. The guy in the wheelchair has wheels, which makes him mobile. The cannibal is gonna eat him. Mobile food is a 'to-go order.' I bet you still have to look at the 'L' and 'R' on your socks, don't you?