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Heroin Monkey

An illustration of the White Rabbit from Alice in Wonderland wearing a blue coat and holding a pocket watch. The text overlay reads: How mfs feel after saying "a quarter till 8" instead of 7:75💔

Heroin Monkey

A screenshot of a search result page with the text "Did you mean: i'm a baby kitty where is mama?". Below this is an "AI Overview" section with the text "If you are a baby kitty and can't find your mama, try to stay calm and make soft meows to see if she can hear you. If you are alone, the best thing to do is wait,".

Heroin Monkey

A black and white portrait of actor Willem Dafoe looking intense and slightly menacing. White text overlaid on the bottom reads: 'movie nerds when you like interstellar instead of ковер плесень made in 1902 with a budget of $12.39:'.

Heroin Monkey

A screenshot shows a tweet from Nick Adams (Alpha...). The tweet reads: "Alpha males enjoy the company of other alpha males because iron sharpens iron." Below, a reply tweet from Pirate @OaktownPirate shows a detailed black and white illustration of two muscular men in leather jackets and caps embracing face to face, their bodies pressed together.

Creed (shit isnt availabe)

A two-panel image. The top panel shows a screenshot of a Google Maps search for "where can i buy a gun" over the United States, with the map covered in numerous red location markers indicating places to buy guns. Text labels include "Mexico", "Gulf of California", "Gulf of Mexico", "Ottawa", and "Toronto". The bottom panel shows a close-up of a bald eagle in front of an American flag with the text "Freedom intensifies" overlaid.

A Star Wars Fan

A blurry image of a grumpy-looking white cat with black markings sitting on a patterned surface. White text overlays the image. The text reads: "I HATE WHEN WEBSITES ASK: " ARE YOU A HUMAN? " LIKE NO, I'M A DINOSAUR THAT FORGOT TO DIE 100 MILLION YEARS AGO".

A Star Wars Fan

A four-panel meme. The top left panel says 'EXPECTATION...'. The top right panel shows a large, well-assembled hamburger with lettuce, tomato, onion, pickles, and a thick patty. The bottom left panel says 'REALITY...'. The bottom right panel shows a small, flat cheeseburger with minimal ingredients.

Creed (shit isnt availabe)

A meme featuring the 'Nobody:' format followed by a YouTube video thumbnail and title. The top text reads: 'Nobody: Absolutely no one: Not a single soul on this Earth: THEN THERE'S THE USA:'. Below this is a YouTube video thumbnail showing a man, Paul Harrell, standing outdoors in a rural area with trees behind him. The video title is 'Should You Carry a Gun While Trick-or-Treating? (2021 Halloween Special)'. The video is by Paul Harrell, has 125K views, and was uploaded 4 days ago.

Heroin Monkey

A chart divided into two columns: "Illegal" on the left with a pink header, and "Legal" on the right with a green header. The title above the chart is "Guide to animal rights" and the subtitle is "What to do and not to do with animals". Under "Illegal" are three illustrations with captions: 1) A person standing behind a cow, labeled "Sexual intercourse". 2) A person kneeling next to a pig lying on its side, labeled "Blowjob". 3) A chicken with straps and buckles on it, labeled "Bondage". Under "Legal" are three illustrations with captions: 1) A person standing behind a cow, using a tube, labeled "Insemination". 2) A person kneeling next to a small pig, holding an instrument, labeled "Castration without anaesthesia". 3) A grid representing a cage, labeled "Caging".

Creed (shit isnt availabe)

A meme featuring text at the top and bottom of an image of actor Mark Wahlberg looking confused. The top text reads "News: Deadly heatwave is coming. Texans:". The bottom text reads "YOU MEAN SUMMER?".

Heroin Monkey

A four-panel meme. The top row is labeled "MOVIE LEAKS". The left image shows a Wojak wearing a mask over a sad face, with the text "This character dies". The right image shows a crying Wojak with glasses, screaming, with the text "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!". The bottom row is labeled "RADIATION LEAKS". The left image shows a distorted Wojak face with red blotches, multiple eyes, and mushrooms growing from its head, with the text "bLURGH GHSAAGHLR". The right image shows a human skull with melting skin and exposed bone, with the text "My Skin is literally Melting".

Creed (shit isnt availabe)

A diagram shows the flag of the United States above a legend. The legend uses colored squares and text to represent parts of the flag. A blue square is labeled 'Land theft'. A white square is labeled 'Slavery'. A red square is labeled 'Genocide'. A green square is labeled 'Winning wars against Vietnamese farmers'.

Creed (shit isnt availabe)

A collage image showing a box of Reynolds Foil Sheets, a close-up of the word 'FOIL', two F-22 Raptor fighter jets, an American flag, and a soldier with a rifle standing next to the box of foil.

Heroin Monkey

A man's face is photoshopped onto the body of a round character wearing a brown hat and brown and white striped top, holding a large red and white swirled lollipop. The text above the image says: w-w-well does this mean i get two quissmassess~?

Heroin Monkey

An illustration shows a man's head (resembling Tim Pool) smiling slightly, wearing a suit jacket, red tie, and a colorful baseball cap. His head is on a furry, animal-like body with human hands crossed over the chest and clawed feet. He holds a large, multi-colored spiral lollipop. Behind him are two large, dark, aggressive animal-like shadows. The shadow on the left is labeled "Trump". The shadow on the right is labeled "Musk".

Heroin Monkey

A meme formatted as a Twitter screenshot. The top part shows a tweet from 'Wurrco' with the text 'Kanye West has collected the 7 Mythical Dragon Balls to revive Adolf Hitler.' Below the text are two images side-by-side: on the left, a portrait of Kanye West looking directly at the camera; on the right, an image of multiple orange Dragon Balls from the Dragon Ball anime, each with black stars. Below the tweet is a grey box labeled 'Readers added context they thought people might want to know' which states 'Kanye has only collected 6 so far.' followed by 'factcheck.com'.

Heroin Monkey

A black t-shirt with white text. In the center is a flaming skull, flanked by two flaming hamburgers. The text on the shirt reads: I GOT MY SECOND CIRCUMCISION IN GARRISON, MINNESOTA Behind the mconalders.

Heroin Monkey

A man takes a selfie outdoors. A red arrow points to a small, silver, cat-shaped object on his jacket. An inset box shows a close-up of a metal zipper pull tab. The object on the jacket resembles the zipper pull tab.

Heroin Monkey

A meme template showing two drawn characters side-by-side. On the left is a crying man with glasses labeled "AI WILL STEAL YOUR JOB". On the right is a confident, bearded man labeled "I'D LIKE TO SEE AI SELL CRACK TO MINORS IN LOCKER ROOMS."

Heroin Monkey

A meme featuring an elderly man wearing glasses and a cap, sitting in a chair. He is looking forward with his mouth slightly open. Around him are three Minions and two red heart emojis. The top text reads "A NAKED GIRL WILL GET SEND 500 DICK PICS". The bottom text reads "LETS SEE HOW MANY OUR VETERANS CAN GET".

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