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Shitpostmastergeneeal

The image shows a loaf of sliced bread with arrows indicating the movement of air around it. The word "stall" is at the bottom of the image.

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Shitpostmastergeneral

A brown loaf of bread with green, yellow, and red arrows indicating airflow over the bread, with the word "Downforce" written below.

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Against a black background, a croissant is displayed with green, yellow, and red arrows indicating airflow around it. The image is labeled "Separated Airflow."

Heroin Monkey

The meme shows a split image. On the left is a blonde woman smiling. On the right is a chimpanzee. The text reads: "Hawk Tuah girl brutally torn to shreds."

Heroin Monkey

A close-up shot of two fortune cookies with a slip of paper in front of them. The text on the paper reads: "A kind stranger will piss in your ass today. Panda Express."

Heroin Monkey

A man is looking at his phone. The text says: "Dude, you're drunk, you can barely walk." Yeah no shit, that's why I'm gonna drive home, dumbass.

Heroin Monkey

A screenshot from Reddit's AskReddit shows a user asking what the secret to a happy marriage is. A user named "GapingAssTroll" replied that a happy marriage is not a 50/50 effort but a 60/40 effort with both people trying to be the 60. Another user, "saladshoooter", thanked GapingAssTroll for the insight.

DAP ME UP

The meme shows characters from Among Us in a line. They are labeled "Never", "Gonna", "Give", "You", and "Up". The meme's text says "The perfect crew doesn't exis..."

Heroin Monkey

A digital fanart image of Peter Griffin from the cartoon Family Guy in the style of an anime girl. She has pink hair, a white sweater, and a green skirt with a belt and rabbit buckle. She is wearing a brown beret and glasses, and her skin is pale.

DAP ME UP

A still from "Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse" features Peter B. Parker looking stressed while eating fries. Text overlay reads: "Teachers when they have to open a page."

DAP ME UP

An image shows Stewie Griffin, a character from "Family Guy," next to a skeleton that is supposedly his. Text above the image says, "Stewie Griffin's skeleton is the most cursed thing."

Heroin Monkey

An overhead shot shows a black shoe, a tan shoe sole, and an empty plastic drink cup with black soot around the items. Text on the image reads, "The opps eviscerated bro 💔".

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A person is wearing a black t-shirt with the text: I love being a black woman.

Heroin Monkey

The image is a digitally manipulated photograph of Charles Manson, Marilyn Manson, and Marilyn Monroe, made to resemble a family portrait. Charles Manson is on the left with a beard and brown hair. Marilyn Manson, made to look like a child, is in the center with no eyebrows. Marilyn Monroe is on the right with blond hair. They are all smiling.

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An ordinary image of different types of hairstyles.

Twelve images of different hairstyles, with each hairstyle associated with a zodiac sign: Aries, Taurus, Gemini, Cancer, Leo, Virgo, Libra, Scorpio, Sagittarius, Capricorn, Aquarius, Pisces.

DAP ME UP

In a scene from "Family Guy," Peter Griffin is milking a tentacled Reaper Leviathan into a silver bucket, while Lois Griffin looks on with concern. The text says: "Me acquiring Reaper Leviathan milk in order to fabricate delicious Reaper cheese."

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Peanut Butter

A two-panel comic shows a woman with dog ears and a tail. In the first panel, she is asked why she is taking her pants off. In the second panel, she exclaims, "Oooo! Peanut butter!!"

Heroin Monkey

A meme featuring Walter White with the quote "Given the choice between a table with 100 million dollars or a table with 2 million bitcoins, I'm taking the table. Read that with your eyes closed."

Heroin Monkey

An open suitcase is filled with tiramisu. A hand holding a spoon is dipping into the dessert. The text overlay says, "Let's normalize packing tiramisu in your suitcase."

Heroin Monkey

The image shows two panels depicting capitalism. The upper panel, titled "How they say capitalism works," presents two "Chad" characters, each with a glass of lemonade, with one stating, "My lemonade is better" and the other replying, "No! I will make mine better." The lower panel, titled "How capitalism actually works," features two overweight, formally dressed men holding cigars and glasses of liquid. One says, "I diluted mine to profit more," while the other says, "I used piss."

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