Cremation, The last chance for a smoking hot body.

ah yes, cremation. My last chance of having a smokin’ hot body.

Why did the family get mad at the boy for eating at the funeral?

While trying to season his food, he mistook his cremated grandfather for salt.

before i die ima ask to be cremated. then ima eat a buncha popcorn kernels. then ill die, and get cremated. BOOM! im popcorn.

What is the difference between cremation and smoking? while you are smoking you don’t go up in smoke

Setting: Funeral Home

Customer: Yes I was considering what would be the best option for cheap cremation but I feel that’s silly to ask.

Funeral Director: Oh! We do have these nice urns over hear at a discounted 75 percent off.
Customer: Okay? What’s the catch. That’s almost 300 dollars off?

Funeral Director: I assure you these are top of the line urns and will keep your loved ones remains secure and dry.
Customer: Okay?

Funeral Director: Yep these have only been used once so it’s is absolutely worth the purchase.

By: MiniMemorials.com

Cremation, The last chance for a smoking hot body.

When I die, I want my body to be cremated. And fucked! Fucked really hard, papí!! Like a real whore!! Like a real tramp!! Stuff your entire cock in there!!! Uhh!! Uhh!!