Cremation,
The last chance for a smoking hot body.
before i die ima ask to be cremated. then ima eat a buncha popcorn kernels. then ill die, and get cremated. BOOM! im popcorn.
Cremation is my only hope for a hot smoking body
i lit a retirement home on fire so that all the seniors can be cremated for free
what do you say to someone being cremated? you urned it
Did you know that if you die you can still be apart of family game night!! all you have to do is have your family cremate you and put you in an hour glass and the games that uses hour glasses well you will be apart of family game night.
What is the difference between cremation and smoking? while you are smoking you don't go up in smoke
Setting: Funeral Home
Customer: Yes I was considering what would be the best option for cheap cremation but I feel that's silly to ask.
Funeral Director: Oh! We do have these nice urns over hear at a discounted 75 percent off. Customer: Okay? What's the catch. That's almost 300 dollars off?
Funeral Director: I assure you these are top of the line urns and will keep your loved ones remains secure and dry. Customer: Okay?
Funeral Director: Yep these have only been used once so it's is absolutely worth the purchase.
By: MiniMemorials.com
Do you ever consider during the cremation, that the meat is well done?
My fondest childhood memory was building sandcastles with my grandfather. That is, until my mom took the urn away from me.
Place a man in a morgue, he'll try to leave.
Place a doctor in a morgue, he'll go to work.
Place a necrophiliac in a morgue, he'll stay happy for a week.
I wanted to do something nice for my uncle, so I cleaned out the nice vase that was given at grandma's funeral. It had so much sand, I'm glad to help.
I got arrested because I cremated a guy. They said the guy had been alive when I burned him. I mean, it's an early cremation—what's the difference?
What’s the only plus for someone who burns to death? They get a discount at the crematorium
imma eat a hell of a lot of popcorn kernels before i die just to make the cremation a lil more interesting
When my Uncle Frank died, he wanted his cremations to be buried in his favorite beer mug. His last wish was to be Frank in Stein.
Am I considered a cannibal because I told my mom that grandma's ashes was sugar.
what did they do with his body when he died they made him into lego sho kids can play with him for once
How do you get a smoking hot body as a senior?
Cremation.
Why did the family get mad at the boy for eating at the funeral?
While trying to season his food, he mistook his cremated grandfather for salt.
