Wall

Wall Jokes

Dam

Two fish walked into a wall. One said to the other, "Dam!"

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  • China

    When China built the Great Wall, the Mongols invaded them and founded the Yuan dynasty. With Trump building his wall, will the Mexicans invade the US and found the Juan dynasty?

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  • George Washington

    Q: If George Washington was alive today, what would he do?

    A: Scratch mercilessly at the coffin walls, while screaming at the top of his lungs!

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  • Baby

    How many babies do you need to paint a wall?

    Depends on how hard you throw them.

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  • Helen Keller

    How do you confuse Helen Keller? You rearrange the furniture and glue doorknobs to the walls.

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  • Poster

    I’d like to be a One Direction poster because I want to be nailed to the wall by a teenage girl ;)

    Maze

    Why can't depressed people leave the maze?

    Because their lives are the walls and they are too scared to meet the exit.

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  • Brain

    What has more brains than the Columbine students? The wall behind them, xD.

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