What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common?

Their last big hit was the wall.

Helen Keller walked into a bar. And a chair. And a table. And a wall.

How do Mexicans feel about Trump’s wall? – They’ll get over it.

Why can’t depressed people leave the maze?

Because their lives are the walls and they are to scared to meet the exit.

Q: If George Washington was alive today, what would he do? A: Scratch mercilessly at the coffin walls, while screaming at the top of his lungs!

what had more brains than Hitler? The wall behind him

How did stephen hawking die?

He rolled too far away from the outlet on the wall

How many babies do you need to paint a wall?

Depends on how hard you throw them.

When China built the Great Wall, the Mongols invaded them and founded the Yuan dynasty. With Trump building his wall, will the Mexicans invade the US and found the Juan dynasty?

What did the fish say before he hit the wall? – “Oh, dam.”

What has more brains than Kurt Cobain ? The wall behind him.

Two fish walked in to a wall one said to the other “dam”

So. You wanna hear a joke about the wall? …Actually nah you won’t get over it

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam. What did the other fish say to that fish when he hit the wall? Dumb Bass.

Why did Trump decide to build the wall?

Because China built a wall and they do not have any mexicans.

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You rearrange the furniture and glue doorknobs to the walls.

Chuck Norris once took down a fence. Maybe you heard of it, the Berlin wall


Why does Mexico not have a good athletics team? Because anyone who can run or jump is already over the wall.

What is burned dark and glued to the wall? A bad electrician