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What has more brains than Kurt Cobain ? The wall behind him.

What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common?

Their last big hit was the wall.

How do Mexicans feel about Trump’s wall? – They’ll get over it.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall-----Depends on how hard you throw them

Two fish walked in to a wall one said to the other “dam”

Q: If George Washington was alive today, what would he do? A: Scratch mercilessly at the coffin walls, while screaming at the top of his lungs!

So. You wanna hear a joke about the wall? …Actually nah you won’t get over it

Why can’t depressed people leave the maze?

Because their lives are the walls and they are to scared to meet the exit.

Chuck Norris once took down a fence. Maybe you heard of it, the Berlin wall

Gary and Steve are having sex and the phone rings. Steve goes to answer the phone and tells Gary, “Hey, Don’t finish yourself until I get back.” After returning from the other room, there is cum all over the bed and wall of the bedroom. “Jesus, Gary, I said not to finish yourself until I got back!” Gary turns to him and says, “I didn’t, I farted.”

Why does Mexico not have a good athletics team? Because anyone who can run or jump is already over the wall.

what had more brains than Hitler? The wall behind him

What did the fish say before he hit the wall? – “Oh, dam.”

When China built the Great Wall, the Mongols invaded them and founded the Yuan dynasty. With Trump building his wall, will the Mexicans invade the US and found the Juan dynasty?

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You rearrange the furniture and glue doorknobs to the walls.

Why did Trump decide to build the wall?

Because China built a wall and they do not have any mexicans.

How did stephen hawking die?

He rolled too far away from the outlet on the wall

how many babies does it take to paint a wall

depends on how hard you throw them

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam. What did the other fish say to that fish when he hit the wall? Dumb Bass.

A father and three sons are renovating a house when a wall of that house collapses and breaks the fathers back. Keeping calm he tells the sons, “well, I guess this is what you would call back-breaking labor.” He chuckled then passed out from pain.