Brain

Anonymous

what had more brains than Hitler? The wall behind him

Nut

Anonymous

I nutted on the wall, call that a walnut.

Common

Anonymous

What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common?

Their last big hit was the wall.

Puns

Anonymous

What did the fish say before he hit the wall? – “Oh, dam.”

America

Anonymous

Two fish walked in to a wall one said to the other “dam”

Depression

Hangy boi

Why can’t depressed people leave the maze?

Because their lives are the walls and they are to scared to meet the exit.

Bar

Anonymous

Helen Keller walked into a bar. And a chair. And a table. And a wall.

Trump

Anonymous

How do Mexicans feel about Trump’s wall? – They’ll get over it.

America

Ivy

Q: If George Washington was alive today, what would he do? A: Scratch mercilessly at the coffin walls, while screaming at the top of his lungs!

Dam

Noob

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam. What did the other fish say to that fish when he hit the wall? Dumb Bass.

Die

Carlos 0w0

How did stephen hawking die?

He rolled too far away from the outlet on the wall

Trump

Anonymous

When China built the Great Wall, the Mongols invaded them and founded the Yuan dynasty. With Trump building his wall, will the Mexicans invade the US and found the Juan dynasty?

Brain

Zane

What has more brains than Kurt Cobain ? The wall behind him.

Baby

Anonymous

How many babies do you need to paint a wall?

Depends on how hard you throw them.

Confusion

snapchat is @endermen_1

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You rearrange the furniture and glue doorknobs to the walls.

People

Anonymous

So. You wanna hear a joke about the wall? …Actually nah you won’t get over it

Paint

Anonymous

How many children does it take to paint a wall?

Depends on how hard you throw.

Trump

Anonymous

Why did Trump decide to build the wall?

Because China built a wall and they do not have any mexicans.

Yo mama

Anonymous

yo mama so stupid she climbed up a glass wall to see what was on the other side

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