What has more brains than Kurt Cobain ? The wall behind him.

Why can’t depressed people leave the maze?

Because their lives are the walls and they are to scared to meet the exit.

What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common?

Their last big hit was the wall.

Chuck Norris once took down a fence. Maybe you heard of it, the Berlin wall

How do Mexicans feel about Trump’s wall? – They’ll get over it.

Q: If George Washington was alive today, what would he do? A: Scratch mercilessly at the coffin walls, while screaming at the top of his lungs!

How many babies does it take to paint a wall-----Depends on how hard you throw them

Two fish walked in to a wall one said to the other “dam”

So. You wanna hear a joke about the wall? …Actually nah you won’t get over it

what had more brains than Hitler? The wall behind him

Gary and Steve are having sex and the phone rings. Steve goes to answer the phone and tells Gary, “Hey, Don’t finish yourself until I get back.” After returning from the other room, there is c.. all over the bed and wall of the bedroom. “Jesus, Gary, I said not to finish yourself until I got back!” Gary turns to him and says, “I didn’t, I farted.”

What did the fish say before he hit the wall? – “Oh, dam.”

Roses are red Walls are made of plaster Schoolchildren can move fast But bullets can move faster

Why does Mexico not have a good athletics team? Because anyone who can run or jump is already over the wall.

How did stephen hawking die?

He rolled too far away from the outlet on the wall

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam. What did the other fish say to that fish when he hit the wall? Dumb Bass.

Why did Trump decide to build the wall?

Because China built a wall and they do not have any mexicans.

When China built the Great Wall, the Mongols invaded them and founded the Yuan dynasty. With Trump building his wall, will the Mexicans invade the US and found the Juan dynasty?

A father and three sons are renovating a house when a wall of that house collapses and breaks the fathers back. Keeping calm he tells the sons, “well, I guess this is what you would call back-breaking labor.” He chuckled then passed out from pain.

How to decorate a wall:

Strip of the paper and original plaster

put on fresh plaster and wall paper

paint it (if you want)

Send a bill to North America and wait patiently for a reply