Wall jokes

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, because they are walls.

I nutted on the wall, call that a walnut.

What did the fish say before he hit the wall? -- "Oh, dam."

Two fish walked into a wall. One said to the other, "Dam!"

Q: If George Washington was alive today, what would he do?

A: Scratch mercilessly at the coffin walls, while screaming at the top of his lungs!

So, you wanna hear a joke about the wall?

... Actually, nah, you won't get over it.

Walls.

Why did the wall fall over?

A drunk driver hit it going 90mph and died.

Why can’t the baby cross the road?

Walls.

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You rearrange the furniture and glue doorknobs to the walls.

What did Shrek say to the princess? “I love walls!”

How do Mexicans feel about Trump's wall? -- They'll get over it.

What kind of wall is the biggest? A whall.

Our teacher said for two kids to stare at a wall for no reason, so I said, "Hey wall, that ass flat like a pancake from McDonald's."

How many babies do you need to paint a wall?

Depends on how hard you throw them.

When China built the Great Wall, the Mongols invaded them and founded the Yuan dynasty. With Trump building his wall, will the Mexicans invade the US and found the Juan dynasty?

What is burned dark and glued to the wall?

A bad electrician.

Why did Trump decide to build the wall?

Because China built a wall and they do not have any Mexicans.

Why can't depressed people leave the maze?

Because their lives are the walls and they are too scared to meet the exit.

You walk into an old, run-down house and you see that a light is on. You walk over to the light and you see blood all over the room, and you run to the exit to leave, but when you get to the door, somehow it is locked from the outside and you have no choice but to go into the house more. You see another room with a light on, so you go in. When you go in, "flip," all the lights go off, then you see a bright light and then a screen shows up and it says, "Let the game show begin." You see other people next to you and they seem scared, then a wall comes down, you see optical cords and you go on, and then a chainsaw comes at you and it misses you, but the other kid behind you gets hit and dies.

Part two coming soon. This is inspired by the SCP Foundation. Have a nice summer.