What has more brains than Kurt Cobain ? The wall behind him.
Q: If George Washington was alive today, what would he do? A: Scratch mercilessly at the coffin walls, while screaming at the top of his lungs!
Why can’t depressed people leave the maze?
Because their lives are the walls and they are to scared to meet the exit.
Gary and Steve are having sex and the phone rings. Steve goes to answer the phone and tells Gary, “Hey, Don’t finish yourself until I get back.” After returning from the other room, there is cum all over the bed and wall of the bedroom. “Jesus, Gary, I said not to finish yourself until I got back!” Gary turns to him and says, “I didn’t, I farted.”
Why does Mexico not have a good athletics team? Because anyone who can run or jump is already over the wall.
When China built the Great Wall, the Mongols invaded them and founded the Yuan dynasty. With Trump building his wall, will the Mexicans invade the US and found the Juan dynasty?
Why did Trump decide to build the wall?
Because China built a wall and they do not have any mexicans.
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam. What did the other fish say to that fish when he hit the wall? Dumb Bass.
A father and three sons are renovating a house when a wall of that house collapses and breaks the fathers back. Keeping calm he tells the sons, “well, I guess this is what you would call back-breaking labor.” He chuckled then passed out from pain.