Wall Jokes

I nutted on the wall, call that a walnut.

what had more brains than Hitler? The wall behind him

How do Mexicans feel about Trump's wall? -- They'll get over it.

Two fish walked in to a wall one said to the other "dam"

Q: If George Washington was alive today, what would he do? A: Scratch mercilessly at the coffin walls, while screaming at the top of his lungs!

What did the fish say before he hit the wall? -- "Oh, dam."

Helen Keller walked into a bar. And a chair. And a table. And a wall.

What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common?

Their last big hit was the wall.

When China built the Great Wall, the Mongols invaded them and founded the Yuan dynasty. With Trump building his wall, will the Mexicans invade the US and found the Juan dynasty?

Why can't depressed people leave the maze?

Because their lives are the walls and they are to scared to meet the exit.

How many babies do you need to paint a wall?

Depends on how hard you throw them.

What has more brains than Kurt Cobain ? The wall behind him.

How did stephen hawking die?

He rolled too far away from the outlet on the wall

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam. What did the other fish say to that fish when he hit the wall? Dumb Bass.

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You rearrange the furniture and glue doorknobs to the walls.

So. You wanna hear a joke about the wall? ...Actually nah you won't get over it

What is burned dark and glued to the wall? A bad electrician

Everything is so racist these days, you can't even say black paint anymore. You now have to say "Tyrone can you please paint that wall"

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I'm always hanging in there. Hanging on the wall