What has more brains than Kurt Cobain ? The wall behind him.

What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common?

Their last big hit was the wall.

How do Mexicans feel about Trump’s wall? – They’ll get over it.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall-----Depends on how hard you throw them

Two fish walked in to a wall one said to the other “dam”

Why does Mexico not have a good athletics team? Because anyone who can run or jump is already over the wall.

Q: If George Washington was alive today, what would he do? A: Scratch mercilessly at the coffin walls, while screaming at the top of his lungs!

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? -depends how hard you throw them

what had more brains than Hitler? The wall behind him

Gary and Steve are having sex and the phone rings. Steve goes to answer the phone and tells Gary, “Hey, Don’t finish yourself until I get back.” After returning from the other room, there is cum all over the bed and wall of the bedroom. “Jesus, Gary, I said not to finish yourself until I got back!” Gary turns to him and says, “I didn’t, I farted.”

A father and three sons are renovating a house when a wall of that house collapses and breaks the fathers back. Keeping calm he tells the sons, “well, I guess this is what you would call back-breaking labor.” He chuckled then passed out from pain.

What did the fish say before he hit the wall? – “Oh, dam.”

How to decorate a wall:

Strip of the paper and original plaster

put on fresh plaster and wall paper

paint it (if you want)

Send a bill to North America and wait patiently for a reply

How did stephen hawking die?

He rolled too far away from the outlet on the wall

Why did Trump decide to build the wall?

Because China built a wall and they do not have any mexicans.

So. You wanna hear a joke about the wall? …Actually nah you won’t get over it

When China built the Great Wall, the Mongols invaded them and founded the Yuan dynasty. With Trump building his wall, will the Mexicans invade the US and found the Juan dynasty?

What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common? Both of their greatest hits are the wall.

How many babies do you need to paint a wall?

Depends on how hard you throw them.

Donald trump, “I play fortnite just to build walls”

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