I nutted on the wall, call that a walnut.
Two fish walked in to a wall one said to the other "dam"
When China built the Great Wall, the Mongols invaded them and founded the Yuan dynasty. With Trump building his wall, will the Mexicans invade the US and found the Juan dynasty?
what had more brains than Hitler? The wall behind him
What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing because they are walls
Q: If George Washington was alive today, what would he do? A: Scratch mercilessly at the coffin walls, while screaming at the top of his lungs!
What did the fish say before he hit the wall? -- "Oh, dam."
What did Shrek say to the princess? “I love walls!”
How do Mexicans feel about Trump's wall? -- They'll get over it.
How many babies do you need to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
Pee pee poo poo wall
What kind of wall is the biggest? A whall
Why did the wall fall over?
A drunk driver hit it going 90mph and died.
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl urinate? Because walls.
i nailed my sister's............ picture on the wall
you dirty minded bastard.
What is burned dark and glued to the wall? A bad electrician
Where do walls shop?—Walmart.
How do you confuse Helen Keller? You rearrange the furniture and glue doorknobs to the walls.
So. You wanna hear a joke about the wall? ...Actually nah you won't get over it
I’d like to be a one direction poster because I want to be nailed to the wall by a teenage girl ;)
