Wall Jokes

Nut

Anonymous
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I nutted on the wall, call that a walnut.

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Brain

Anonymous
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what had more brains than Hitler? The wall behind him

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Trump

Anonymous
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How do Mexicans feel about Trump's wall? -- They'll get over it.

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America

Anonymous
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Two fish walked in to a wall one said to the other "dam"

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America

Ivy
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Q: If George Washington was alive today, what would he do? A: Scratch mercilessly at the coffin walls, while screaming at the top of his lungs!

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Puns

Anonymous
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What did the fish say before he hit the wall? -- "Oh, dam."

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Chair

Anonymous
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Helen Keller walked into a bar. And a chair. And a table. And a wall.

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Riddles

Anonymous
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What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common?

Their last big hit was the wall.

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Trump

Anonymous
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When China built the Great Wall, the Mongols invaded them and founded the Yuan dynasty. With Trump building his wall, will the Mexicans invade the US and found the Juan dynasty?

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Maze

Hangy boi
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Why can't depressed people leave the maze?

Because their lives are the walls and they are to scared to meet the exit.

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Baby

Anonymous
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How many babies do you need to paint a wall?

Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Brain

Zane
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What has more brains than Kurt Cobain ? The wall behind him.

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FAR

Carlos 0w0
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How did stephen hawking die?

He rolled too far away from the outlet on the wall

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Dam

Noob
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What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam. What did the other fish say to that fish when he hit the wall? Dumb Bass.

Glue

snapchat is @endermen_1
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How do you confuse Helen Keller? You rearrange the furniture and glue doorknobs to the walls.

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People

Anonymous
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So. You wanna hear a joke about the wall? ...Actually nah you won't get over it

Darkness

Razor
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What is burned dark and glued to the wall? A bad electrician

Paint

Gay flower
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Everything is so racist these days, you can't even say black paint anymore. You now have to say "Tyrone can you please paint that wall"

Orphan

Anonymous
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you

Hang

who cares bout life, definitely not me😂
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I'm always hanging in there. Hanging on the wall