I nutted on the wall, call that a walnut.
Two fish walked in to a wall one said to the other "dam"
When China built the Great Wall, the Mongols invaded them and founded the Yuan dynasty. With Trump building his wall, will the Mexicans invade the US and found the Juan dynasty?
How do Mexicans feel about Trump's wall? -- They'll get over it.
Q: If George Washington was alive today, what would he do? A: Scratch mercilessly at the coffin walls, while screaming at the top of his lungs!
What did the fish say before he hit the wall? -- "Oh, dam."
How many babies do you need to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing because they are walls
Helen Keller walked into a bar. And a chair. And a table. And a wall.
What is burned dark and glued to the wall? A bad electrician
So. You wanna hear a joke about the wall? ...Actually nah you won't get over it
How do you confuse Helen Keller? You rearrange the furniture and glue doorknobs to the walls.
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What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common?
Their last big hit was the wall.
I’d like to be a one direction poster because I want to be nailed to the wall by a teenage girl ;)
What did Shrek say to the princess? “I love walls!”
Why can't depressed people leave the maze?
Because their lives are the walls and they are to scared to meet the exit.
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What has more brains then the Columbine Students? The wall behind them xD
What has more brains than Kurt Cobain ? The wall behind him.
