I nutted on the wall, call that a walnut.
Two fish walked in to a wall one said to the other "dam"
When China built the Great Wall, the Mongols invaded them and founded the Yuan dynasty. With Trump building his wall, will the Mexicans invade the US and found the Juan dynasty?
What did the fish say before he hit the wall? -- "Oh, dam."
What is burned dark and glued to the wall? A bad electrician
How do Mexicans feel about Trump's wall? -- They'll get over it.
So. You wanna hear a joke about the wall? ...Actually nah you won't get over it
Helen Keller walked into a bar. And a chair. And a table. And a wall.
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common?
Their last big hit was the wall.
How many babies do you need to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
Q: If George Washington was alive today, what would he do? A: Scratch mercilessly at the coffin walls, while screaming at the top of his lungs!
I lost my black friend in the shadows. I lost my white friend on the wall. I lost my Asian friend in the sand and I lost my Islamic friend in the bombings.
Everything is so racist these days, you can't even say black paint anymore. You now have to say "Tyrone can you please paint that wall"
What has more brains than Kurt Cobain ? The wall behind him.
A Mexican runs into a wall, what hits first? His lawnmower
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I saw a dwarf scaling down a prison wall. I thought to myself,... That's a little condescending 😊
What has more brains then the Columbine Students? The wall behind them xD
What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing because they are walls
What do you call a Mexican's prison
The border
