Wall jokes
When China built the Great Wall, the Mongols invaded them and founded the Yuan dynasty. With Trump building his wall, will the Mexicans invade the US and found the Juan dynasty?
I nutted on the wall, call that a walnut.
I nailed my sister's... picture on the wall.
You dirty-minded bastard!
Two fish walked into a wall. One said to the other, "Dam!"
What is burned dark and glued to the wall?
A bad electrician.
Helen Keller walked into a bar, and a chair, and a table, and a wall.
How many babies do you need to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
I’d like to be a One Direction poster because I want to be nailed to the wall by a teenage girl ;)
Pee pee poo poo wall.
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common?
Their last big hit was the wall.
How do Mexicans feel about Trump's wall? -- They'll get over it.
What did the fish say before he hit the wall? -- "Oh, dam."
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WALL-E
Q: If George Washington was alive today, what would he do?
A: Scratch mercilessly at the coffin walls, while screaming at the top of his lungs!
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends how hard you throw them.
Roses are red. Walls are made of plaster. Schoolchildren can move fast, But bullets can move faster.
Why can't depressed people leave the maze?
Because their lives are the walls and they are too scared to meet the exit.
Where do walls shop?--Walmart.
So, you wanna hear a joke about the wall?
... Actually, nah, you won't get over it.