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What has more brains than Kurt Cobain ? The wall behind him.

What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common?

Their last big hit was the wall.

How do Mexicans feel about Trump’s wall? – They’ll get over it.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall-----Depends on how hard you throw them

Q: If George Washington was alive today, what would he do? A: Scratch mercilessly at the coffin walls, while screaming at the top of his lungs!

Two fish walked in to a wall one said to the other “dam”

how many babies does it take to paint a wall

depends on how hard you throw them

So. You wanna hear a joke about the wall? …Actually nah you won’t get over it

Gary and Steve are having sex and the phone rings. Steve goes to answer the phone and tells Gary, “Hey, Don’t finish yourself until I get back.” After returning from the other room, there is cum all over the bed and wall of the bedroom. “Jesus, Gary, I said not to finish yourself until I got back!” Gary turns to him and says, “I didn’t, I farted.”

what had more brains than Hitler? The wall behind him

Why does Mexico not have a good athletics team? Because anyone who can run or jump is already over the wall.

What did the fish say before he hit the wall? – “Oh, dam.”

Why did Trump decide to build the wall?

Because China built a wall and they do not have any mexicans.

How did stephen hawking die?

He rolled too far away from the outlet on the wall

Chuck Norris once took down a fence. Maybe you heard of it, the Berlin wall

How to decorate a wall:

Strip of the paper and original plaster

put on fresh plaster and wall paper

paint it (if you want)

Send a bill to North America and wait patiently for a reply

When China built the Great Wall, the Mongols invaded them and founded the Yuan dynasty. With Trump building his wall, will the Mexicans invade the US and found the Juan dynasty?

A father and three sons are renovating a house when a wall of that house collapses and breaks the fathers back. Keeping calm he tells the sons, “well, I guess this is what you would call back-breaking labor.” He chuckled then passed out from pain.

I was staying over at my friends, for the purpose of the joke he shall be called kian. It was 03.00 am and everyone else was asleep when i heard a soft banging on the wall. I left the room to inspect it, Kian lived with his grandad John Hauge it was thought he had a huge slong. The banging was getting louder and so to was my heartbeat, i opened John’s door and ventured into the room. John was fully naked, there was a glory hole threw the wall where i could make it kians ass. This is what i have been waiting for. I rip off my shorts which Ali G bought for me, and silently moved towards john. I shoved 1 inch wonder in his ear. John furiously turned around and slapped me with his cock, “you little gimp get on the bed”. Kian came in the room with a 2 litre bottle of irn bru, he demanded “what the fudge are you doing”. I replied smoothly "Kian you tracksuit warrior you have a camel toe" Kian fires back “shut it paul you have genital warts”. John screams "SHUT THE F... UP." He then gives us it so rough i can’t walk the next day, but feel pleasured for eternity.

By Lewis

How many babies do you need to paint a wall?

Depends on how hard you throw them.