Friend #1: "Yo guys, what's the most unfair game you've ever played? For me it's Fortnite."
Friend #2: "I'd have to say Monopoly."
Me: "The most unfair game you say? Life, definitely. Like, no one wins, it's a one-way game."
Friend #2: "Uhh...that's not exactly what he meant..."
Friend #1: *calls the suicide hotline*
The suicide hotline didn't even give me advice on how to kill myself. Not helpful at all
Me, trying to interact with people: “Hey, are you a rope? Because I really wanna HANG with you”
Person I’m talking to: *Pulling out phone to call suicide hotline* “haha what”
I called the suicide hotline in Saudi Arabia. They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck.
When I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, they got all excited and asked if I could fly a plane.
me: calls suicide hotline hotline lady: suicide hotline, how are you doing today? me: not much, just hanging
Friend 1. whats your favorite drink or food Friend 2. pizza Friend 3. Donuts Friend 4. i don't eat food but i do drink bleach Friend 1. (calling the suicide hotline) Friend 2. (Calling the parents)
i called the suicide hotline and he suggested i drew on myself to distract myself. i replied id get ink poisoning
wouldnt recommend the police came
When I called the suicidal hotline in Iraq they asked if I could drive the car
I can't believe the suicide hotline put my cousin on hold. They left him hanging
What did the phone receptionist at the suicide hotline tell the callers? Hang in there.
