Logan Paul

I broke up with my deaf girlfriend because she never listened to me.

"I'm sorry" and "I apologize" mean the same thing, except at a funeral.

So a guy is walking with a young boy into the woods. They boy turns to the man and says, “Hey mister its getting dark out, and I’m scared... Can we go back now?” So the man says: “How do you think I feel, I have to walk back alone!"

What do you call an asian kid who's bad at math?

An orphan