Color

Color Jokes

I thought my vasectomy would keep my wife from getting pregnant, but apparently it just changes the color of the baby.

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How did Rihanna know that Chris Brown was cheating on her? There was a different color of lipstick on his knuckles.

What does Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common? Firstly, they both went from black to white and secondly they both get turned on by kids.

Customer: Can I get this in a smaller size and a different color?

Employee: Ma’am, this is an adoption agency, you can’t do that here!