Color jokes
Kate ate food coloring last night. She said she was dying inside.
Q. What color were Mohammed Atta’s eyes?
A. Blue, one blue this way and one blue the other way.
What can change color and get beat up?
You.
Riddles not jokes.
What has 4 legs but cannot walk?
What has bark but no bite?
There's a one-story house in which everything is orange. Orange walls, orange doors, orange furniture. What color are the stairs?
What has holes but can carry water?
What is in front of you, but cannot be seen?
What is something you have inside you that is pink, but cannot be seen?
What can you catch but not throw?
And last one:
What can rule, but not command?
Tell me the answers in the comments.
Like 90% of this was from this link: https://parade.com/947956/parade/riddles/
One more thing: Don't google it or search it up, use your brain to answer these.
What do you call a policeman/farmer?
A farmer in blue!
Roses are red, violets are not lime, if you turn around, I will fist you anytime.
My friend told me I was so dark that I had no bright ideas.
Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Both crews were marooned!
Here's a list of puns, not all of them are mine.
1. Smaller babies may be delivered by stork, but the heavier ones need a crane.
2. Yesterday, I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I’m okay, but I feel like I’ve dyed a little inside.
3. My sister bet that I couldn’t build a car out of spaghetti. You should’ve seen her face when I drove pasta.
4. Getting the ability to fly would be so uplifting.
5. Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, “What’s your favorite kind of music?” The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”
6. Why was the cookie sad? Because his mom was a wafer long!
7. Why didn’t the cat go to the vet? He was feline fine!
8. How do you make a good egg-roll? You push it down a hill!
9. That baseball player was such a bad sport. He stole third base and then just went home!
10. My parents said I can’t drink coffee anymore. Or else they’ll ground me!
What is George Floyd's favorite shade of color? Kneeon.
What is yellow?
What's one thing you can say about your house, but not your girlfriend?
"I wish it were this color, why is it leaking there, I need help trimming the grass I mean bushes, I own it."
Hey, my man, why you got them damn old, stanky-looking Whoopi Goldberg cornrows on you head? Are y'all twins, or boyfriend and girlfriend, 'cause if y'all are, go get married in Color Purple land.
Where does a crayon go on vacation? To color-ado.
I have a friend that sells backpacks for a living. You can draw on them using markers of different color variants.
He one day said his business was "remarkable."
What's your fav color?
"Emo kid hanging."
Why are smurfs blue?
Because they get bruises all the time.
What's green and has wheels? Grass.
I was just lying about the wheels.
BlessedBrian's face is like a mood ring... it turns blue whenever I'M around.
What color is Stephen Hawking's house?
It's a bungalow.