Where does a crayon go on vacation? To color-ado.
Me: Happy birthday! I got you a Rubix cube! Friend: I hate you. Me: Why? Friend: I'm color blind.
Sign outside a hair salon: "We'll color your hair or dye trying."
Why do leaves change color in the fall?
Because they want to leaf their old color.
I thought my vasectomy would keep my wife from getting pregnant, but apparently it just changes the color of the baby.
I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom... Until they are flashing behind you!
How did Rihanna know that Chris Brown was cheating on her? There was a different color of lipstick on his knuckles.
What is Helen Keller's favorite color?
Velcro.
What's your favorite color of the alphabet? True or false?
What do you call it when a chameleon won't change colors?
A reptile dysfunction.
I'm not racist, I have a colored TV.
What can change color and get beat up?
You.
Why are Americans so good at Rubik's Cubes?
They are skilled at separating colors.
If you're going shopping at school, what color would I like to smell: True or False?
Man: "I know how to please a woman." Woman: "Then please leave me alone."
Man: "I want to give myself to you." Woman: "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."
Man: "Your hair color is fabulous." Woman: "Thank you. It's on aisle three at the corner drug store."
Man: "You look like a dream." Woman: "Go back to sleep."
Man: "I can tell that you want me." Woman: "Yes, I want you to leave."
Man: "Hey, baby, what's your sign?" Woman: "Do not enter. -OR- Stop."
Man: "Your body is like a temple." Woman: "Sorry, there are no services today."
Man: "Is this seat empty?" Woman: "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down."
Man: "What's it like being the most beautiful girl in the bar?" Woman: "I hate you."
Man: "Haven't I seen you someplace before?" Woman: "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."
Q. What color where Mohammed Attaās eyes? A. Blue, one blue this way and one blue the other way.
Yo mama so stupid her favorite color is clear
Riddles not jokes.
What has 4 legs but cannot walk?
What has bark but no bite?
There's a one-story house in which everything is orange. Orange walls, orange doors, orange furniture. What color are the stairs?
What has holes but can carry water?
What is in front of you, but cannot be seen?
What is something you have inside you that is pink, but cannot be seen?
What can you catch but not throw?
And last one:
What can rule, but not command?
Tell me the answers in the comments.
Like 90% of this was from this link: https://parade.com/947956/parade/riddles/
One more thing: Don't google it or search it up, use your brain to answer these.
I have a friend that sells backpacks for a living. You can draw on them using markers of different color variants.
He one day said his business was āremarkable.ā
Here's a list of puns, not all of them are mine.
1. Smaller babies may be delivered by stork, but the heavier ones need a crane.
2. Yesterday, I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says Iām okay, but I feel like Iāve dyed a little inside.
3. My sister bet that I couldnāt build a car out of spaghetti. You shouldāve seen her face when I drove pasta.
4. Getting the ability to fly would be so uplifting.
5. Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, āWhatās your favorite kind of music?ā The other says, āIām a big metal fan.ā
6. Why was the cookie sad? Because his mom was a wafer long!
7. Why didnāt the cat go to the vet? He was feline fine!
8. How do you make a good egg-roll? You push it down a hill!
9. That baseball player was such a bad sport. He stole third base and then just went home!
10. My parents said I canāt drink coffee anymore. Or else theyāll ground me!
