Color Jokes

Anonymoustache 99

Me: Happy birthday! I got you a Rubix cube! Friend: I hate you. Me: why? Friend: I’m color blind

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Anonymous

I thought my vasectomy would keep my wife from getting pregnant, but apparently it just changes the color of the baby.

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Vuck u

I find it ironic that the colors red, white and blue stand for freedom… Until they are flashing behind you!

McCune

how did riahna know that chris brown was cheating on her…there was a different color of lip stick on his knuckles

Meme Tastic
in Crayon

Where does a crayon go on vacation? To color-ado

jahsey onfroy

what is hellen keller’s favorite color

velcro

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Anonymous
in Hair

Sign outside a hair salon: We’ll color your hair or dye trying.

Anonymous
in Animal

What do you call it when a chameleon won’t change colors?

A reptile dysfunction.

Anonymous
in Alphabet

What’s your favorite color of the alphabet? True or false?

Aiden

heres a list of puns not all of them are mine

1.Smaller babies may be delivered by stork but the heavier ones need a crane.

2.Yesterday, I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I’m okay, but I feel like I’ve dyed a little inside.

  1. My sister bet that I couldn’t build a car out of spaghetti. You should’ve seen her face when I drove pasta.

  2. Getting the ability to fly would be so uplifting.

5.Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, “What’s your favorite kind of music?” The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”

6.Why was the cookie sad? Because his mom was a wafer long!

7.Why didn’t the cat go to the vet? He was feline fine!

8.How do you make a good egg-roll? You push it down a hill!

9.That baseball player was such a bad sport. He stole third base and then just went home!

10.My parents said I can’t drink coffee anymore. Or else they’ll ground me!

Gu-u-uar-fie-e-eld

Man: I know how to please a woman. Woman: Then please leave me alone.

Man: I want to give myself to you. Woman: Sorry, I don’t accept cheap gifts.

Man: Your hair color is fabulous. Woman: Thank you. It’s on aisle three at the corner drug store.

Man: You look like a dream. Woman: Go back to sleep.

Man: I can tell that you want me. Woman: Yes, I want you to leave.

Man: Hey, baby, what’s your sign? Woman: Do not enter. -OR- Stop.

Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.

Man: What’s it like being the most beautiful girl in the bar? Woman: I hate you.

Man: Haven’t I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yeah, that’s why I don’t go there anymore.

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Parker Kuhn
in Puns

Why do leaves change color in the fall? Because they want to leaf their old color

FML

What Can Change Color and get beat up? You

Anonymous

If your going shopping at school what color would Iike to smell : True or False

Anonymous

What is Helen Keller’s favorite color? Black

Anonymous
in Yo mama

Yo mama so stupid her favorite color is clear

Dolphin
in Tower

Q. What color where Mohammed Atta’s eyes? A. Blue, one blue this way and one blue the other way.

J0K35 (week 1)

Riddles not jokes

What has 4 legs but cannot walk?

What has bark but no bite?

There’s a one-story house in which everything is orange. Orange walls, orange doors, orange furniture. What color are the stairs?

What has holes but can carry water?

What is in front of you, but cannot be seen?

What is something you have inside you that is pink, but cannot be seen?

What can you catch but not throw?

and last one

What can rule, but not command?

Tell meh the answers in the comments

like 90% of this was from this link: https://parade.com/947956/parade/riddles/

1 more thing: DoN"t google it or search it up, use ur brain to answer these.

Anonymous

Why is Martin Luther King so bad at laundry?

He won’t separate the whites from the colors…