Me: Happy birthday! I got you a Rubix cube! Friend: I hate you. Me: why? Friend: I'm color blind
I thought my vasectomy would keep my wife from getting pregnant, but apparently it just changes the color of the baby.
how did riahna know that chris brown was cheating on her.......there was a different color of lip stick on his knuckles
I accidentally drank a little food coloring last night. I ended up dying inside.
I find it ironic that the colors red, white and blue stand for freedom..... Until they are flashing behind you!
Teacher: Describe a penguin
Student: Black, White, Beak
Teacher: Good, now describe an orphan
Student: Sad, maybe depressed, No family
Teacher: Amazing, now describe a cow
Student: Brown bun hair, red shirt, white skirt, pantyhose, and dollar tree shoes
Teacher: No! How does that describe a cow?
Student: It describes you tho.
What does Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common? Firstly, they both went from black to white and secondly they both get turned on by kids.
what is hellen keller's favorite color
velcro
Roses are red, violets are blue I buttfucked scooby doo
What is red and white and goes 200 mph A baby in a blender.
Sign outside a hair salon: We'll color your hair or dye trying.
Where does a crayon go on vacation? To color-ado
What's your favorite color of the alphabet? True or false?
What is red and tan and spins for about 50mph??
A baby in a blender
Customer: Can I get this in a smaller size and a different color?
Employee: Ma’am, this is an adoption agency, you can’t do that here!
What is Helen Keller's favorite color? Black
How many children does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw.
What did the cop say after he shot the ginger? "I guess orange is the new black"
me: why are Americans so good at rubix cubing? friend: why? me: they have a history of separating colors
So Little Johnny's teacher is warned at the beginning of the school year not to ever make a bet with Johnny unless she is absolutely sure she will win it. One day in class, Johnny raises his hand and says "teacher, I'll bet you $50 I can guess what color your underwear is." She replies, "okay, meet me after class and we'll settle it." But beforeclass ends, she goes to the restroom and removes her panties. After class is over and the studentsclear out, Johnny makes his guess. "Blue." "Nope. You got it wrong," she says as she lifts her skirt to reveal she isn't wearing any underwear. "Well come with me out to my dads car, he's waiting for me, and I'll get you the money." She follows him out. When they get to the car she informs his dad that he got the bet wrong and that she showed Johnny that she wasn't wearing any underwear. His dad exclaims: "That mother fucker! He bet me $100 this morning that he'd see your pussy before the end of the day!"