Dishwasher jokes
What’s another name for cumming inside a woman?
Loading the dishwasher.
Wife: (on phone) Hi. Husband: Hey, I didn’t know dishwashers talk and make me a sandwich.
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How do you make a dishwasher work again?
Smack her ass and say "get back to work!"
Knock knock!!
Who's there??
Dishwasher!!
Dishwasher who??
Dishwasher way i used to talk when i got my head kicked in!
Memes
My girlfriend told me the dishwasher was leaking, so I brought home some tampons.
what's another name for cumming inside of a woman?
loading the dishwasher.
What should you do if the dishwasher breaks?
Kick her.
She said she wanted me to treat her like a dishwasher. So I loaded her up, ran her through a rough cycle, and left her wet and broken on the floor.
What do you call a woman covered in mud? A dirty dishwasher.
Dishwasher rape is another word for marital obligations.
What’s another name for cumming in a woman?
Loading the dishwasher.
My kids are so ungrateful. I got them a new dishwasher and they just won't stop complaining about their mom.
How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow plow?
Give her a shovel.
Where do you buy a dishwasher?
Hot singles in your area.
How do you get a dishwasher to shovel snow? Give the bitch a shovel.
What do you do when your dishwasher stops working?
Hit your wife harder.
😥This is offensive, sorry: What did the king say to his royal steed? "You gonna start the dishwasher or what?"
Yo, so poor that you wash your paper plates and cutlery in a kids' dishwasher.
You're so poor you put paper cutlery in the dishwasher.