Woman

Anonymous

My kids are so ungrateful. I got them a new dishwasher and they just won’t stop complaining about their mom

Man

Daddy Malta

A man ordered a washing machine because his old one stopped working. As soon as the man opened his new washing machine, he immediately rejoiced because there was a woman inside. Without hesitation the man yelled. FREE DISHWASHER!

Woman

Anonymous

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow plow?

Give her a shovel.

Girlfriend

Anonymous

My girlfriend told me the dishwasher was leaking so I brought home some tampons

Offensive

King of jokes

😥This is offensive sorry: What did the king say to his royal steed “You gonna start the dishwasher or what”?

Suck

Anonymous

There was a women. She is property. Ha, sucks for that dishwasher. (sans undertale)

Slap

Anonymous

What do you do when your dishwasher stops working?slap it on the arse and tell it to keep going

Pool

Anonymous

What do you call an epileptic in a swimming pool? a dishwasher

Head

Biggzz23

Knock knock!! Whos there?? Dishwasher!! Dishwasher who?? Dishwasher way i used to talk when i got my head kicked in

Girl

Anonymous

My dishwasher is broke

Woman

cuntflaps24

What do you do if your dishwasher stops working? Punch her in the face and remind her of her duties.

Face

Nate

What do you do when your dishwasher breakdown? You punch her in the face and remind her of her duties

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