My kids are so ungrateful. I got them a new dishwasher and they just won’t stop complaining about their mom
A man ordered a washing machine because his old one stopped working. As soon as the man opened his new washing machine, he immediately rejoiced because there was a woman inside. Without hesitation the man yelled. FREE DISHWASHER!
How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow plow?
Give her a shovel.
My girlfriend told me the dishwasher was leaking so I brought home some tampons
😥This is offensive sorry: What did the king say to his royal steed “You gonna start the dishwasher or what”?
There was a women. She is property. Ha, sucks for that dishwasher. (sans undertale)
What do you do when your dishwasher stops working?slap it on the arse and tell it to keep going
What do you call an epileptic in a swimming pool? a dishwasher
Knock knock!! Whos there?? Dishwasher!! Dishwasher who?? Dishwasher way i used to talk when i got my head kicked in
My dishwasher is broke
What do you do if your dishwasher stops working? Punch her in the face and remind her of her duties.
What do you do when your dishwasher breakdown? You punch her in the face and remind her of her duties