Dishwasher

Dishwasher Jokes

Knock knock!! Whos there?? Dishwasher!! Dishwasher who?? Dishwasher way i used to talk when i got my head kicked in

My kids are so ungrateful. I got them a new dishwasher and they just won't stop complaining about their mom

Remember back in the day when your TV wouldn't work so you'd bang it a few times?

I tried that with my dishwasher, but unfortunately, she ended up pregnant...

😥This is offensive sorry: What did the king say to his royal steed "You gonna start the dishwasher or what"?

3

A man ordered a washing machine because his old one stopped working. As soon as the man opened his new washing machine, he immediately rejoiced because there was a woman inside. Without hesitation the man yelled. FREE DISHWASHER!