Dishwasher jokes
What’s another name for cumming inside a woman?
Loading the dishwasher.
How do you make a dishwasher work again?
Smack her ass and say "get back to work!"
what's another name for cumming inside of a woman?
loading the dishwasher.
Wife: (on phone) Hi. Husband: Hey, I didn’t know dishwashers talk and make me a sandwich.
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What’s another name for cumming in a woman?
Loading the dishwasher.
Knock knock!!
Who's there??
Dishwasher!!
Dishwasher who??
Dishwasher way i used to talk when i got my head kicked in!
My girlfriend told me the dishwasher was leaking, so I brought home some tampons.
What should you do if the dishwasher breaks?
Kick her.
She said she wanted me to treat her like a dishwasher. So I loaded her up, ran her through a rough cycle, and left her wet and broken on the floor.
What do you call a woman covered in mud? A dirty dishwasher.
Dishwasher rape is another word for marital obligations.
My kids are so ungrateful. I got them a new dishwasher and they just won't stop complaining about their mom.
How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow plow?
Give her a shovel.
Where do you buy a dishwasher?
Hot singles in your area.
How do you get a dishwasher to shovel snow? Give the bitch a shovel.
What do you do when your dishwasher stops working?
Hit your wife harder.
😥This is offensive, sorry: What did the king say to his royal steed? "You gonna start the dishwasher or what?"
You're so poor you put paper cutlery in the dishwasher.
Yo, so poor that you wash your paper plates and cutlery in a kids' dishwasher.