Oven jokes
what do you call a baby in an oven?
my next meal.
Nobody
Literally nobody
Gordan Ramsey: do you need me to bring Hitler back to life so he can show you how to use a fucking oven?
Your mum is so bad at cooking, Gordon Ramsey brought back Hitler to show her how to use an oven.
Little Johnny walks out to the garage and sees Dad smoking a cigarette. He asks, "Hey Dad, can I have a puff of that cigarette?" Dad asks, "Well, Johnny, can your dick reach your ass?" Little Johnny scratches his head and thinks about it for a moment. He then replies, "Well, no, Dad, my dick can't reach my ass." His Dad says, "There's your answer, Johnny..." Little Johnny goes back in the house.
About an hour later, Little Johnny comes back out to the garage and sees his Dad drinking a beer. He asks, "Hey Dad, can I have some of that beer?" Dad asks, "Well, Johnny, can your dick reach your ass?" Little Johnny scratches his head and thinks about it for a moment. He then replies, "Well, no, Dad, my dick can't reach my ass." His Dad says, "There's your answer, Johnny..." Little Johnny goes back in the house.
About an hour later, Little Johnny comes back out to the garage with a big plate of Tollhouse Chocolate Chip cookies, fresh from the oven. His Dad says, "Wow, Johnny, those sure look like some good cookies. You think I can have some?" Little Johnny asks his Dad, "Well Dad, can your dick reach your ass?" His Dad scratches his head and thinks about it for a moment. He then replies, "Well, yes, Johnny, I do believe my dick can reach my ass." Little Johnny says, "Well, Dad, you can go FUCK yourself, cuz Mom made these cookies for me!!!"
If Hitler had a cooking channel: Step one... Turn on the gas.
How do you pet a psychopath's cat?
You get it out of the microwave.
1. What's the difference between Dark humor and Morbid humor? Dark humor is 10 babies in 1 trash can and Morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trash cans.
2. What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.
1 like = 1 kid in my oven. I'm trying to get followers and comments, please.
A girl asked me to eat her out one time... so I put her in the oven.
I only cut to find out if I'm real or cake.
What's the difference between a gay guy and a microwave?
The microwave doesn't brown the meat.
What do you call it when Hitler puts retards in the oven? Baked potatoes.
Why is bacon called bacon and cookies called cookies if you cook bacon and bake cookies?
1 like = 1 more child in my fryer.
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Q. What did Hitler give his niece for her birthday?
A. An easy bake oven.
How is baseball like cake?
They both need batters.
What's the difference between a depressed person and a pizza?
Pizza won't cut itself.
What is red and cries and spins around and around?
- A baby in a microwave.
What is the difference between a Mexican maid and a Jewish maid?
One of them won’t clean the oven.