Nobody Literally nobody Gordan Ramsey: do you need me to bring Hitler back to life so he can show you how to use a fucking oven
what do you call a baby in an oven? my next meal
If Hitler had a cooking channel: Step one... Turn on the gas.
how do you pet a psychopaths cat?
you get it out of the microwave
1. What's the difference between Dark humor and Morbid humor? Dark humon is 10 babies in 1 trash can and Morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trash cans 2. What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? A pizza dosent scream in the oven.
1 like =1 kid in my oven. Im trying to get followers and comments please
What's the difference between a gay guy and a microwave?
The microwave doesn't brown the meat.
1 like = 1 more child in my fryer
Welcome to Morgan's Morgue and Pizzaria where yesterday's loss is today's sauce!
Q. What did Hitler give he's niece for her birthday A. An easy bake oven
How is baseball like cake?
They both need batters
What do you call meat in an oven? Africa
When is a rapist safe around children? When his plans are oven ready
- I think you ́re EGGcellent. + Wow... You really CRACK ME UP with that joke. I think you`re a EGGxtraordinary comedian. - Really? Are you done yet?. + Are you kidding? a have a DOZEN of them.
wood fired pizza?
hows pizza gonna pay child support now?! :O
please drop a like
Why is bacon called bacon and cookies called cookies if you cook bacon and bake cookies?
Instead of the line 'This girls on fire', my friend can relate to 'The baby in the oven's on fire, and I need to take it the fuck out'
What's the difference between a depressed person and a pizza? Pizza won't cut itself.
What did hitler get for his 6th birth day???
A KEWsy burger and an easy bake oven
Once my friends bakery burned down...His business is toast.
