what do you call a baby in an oven? my next meal
- What’s the difference between Dark humor and Morbid humor? Dark humon is 10 babies in 1 trash can and Morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trash cans
- What’s the difference between a pizza and a baby? A pizza dosent scream in the oven.
One day there were two muffins in an oven, one of the muffins said, “man its hot in here.” The other one said “Oh my god! A talking muffin!!!”
There was a car accident and the cops pull up to the crime seen to start asking people questions. The police started talking to a blonde lady and said what happened here she responded by saying a car crash. They then asked but how did it happen, she responded the cars crashed into each other. They finally said but why did it happen. The lady said oh i know where your going with this. It happened because when cars push on the gas peddle the car goes forward and they both pushed it so they both went forward and hit each other. One cop said never mind ma’m and they stared walking away. The blonde lady then said oh and officers my computer froze do you think i should put in the microwave or in the oven?
Nobody Literally nobody Gordan Ramsey: do you need me to bring Hitler back to life so he can show you how to use a fucking oven
Whats the difference between a baby and a pizza? One dose not crow when you put it in an oven
Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other, “Man, it’s hot in here”. The other muffin says, “OH MY GOSH A TALKING MUFFIN!!!”
What do you call it when hitler puts retards in the oven? Baked potatoes
What did hitler get for his 6th birth day???
A KEWsy burger and an easy bake oven
two muffins are in an oven one muffin says few its hot in here the other muffin says OMG A TALKING MUFFIN
Is your oven running?? Then u better go catch it
Bully: your so short u hand-glide on a chip
Short person: welll at least I don’t look like a Giraffe that just came out of an oven
When Kim jong-un said nuke the chinese, he meant put the take away in the oven. Some simple misunderstandings start a war.
Q. What did Hitler give he’s niece for her birthday A. An easy bake oven
What’s the difference between putting a baby and a pizza in an oven? The pizza doesn’t scream in the oven
whats the difference between you and Hitler at lest he knows how to use a oven
There are two muffins baking in the oven. One muffin says to the other, “Phew, is it getting hot in here or is it just me?” The other muffin says, “AAAAHHH!! A TALKING MUFFIN!”
What’s small, brown and crispy? A baby in an oven.
What’s the difference between a gay guy and an oven??
An oven doesn’t fart when you take your meat out.
What’s the difference between a pizza & a person?
A pizza doesn’t scream when I try to shove it into an oven…
Q: what is the difference between a pizza and a baby? A: the pizza does not scream when you put it in the oven.
I’ll pat-your-breasts, pat-your-breasts, cos I’m a baker’s man. and you bring me an orgasm as fast as you can I’ll pat you, and prick you , and mark you with my "D" And then put you in the oven for the bitch and me!
You work at papa’s pizzaria ok?
Boss: your fired! Me: ok? Worker: Why are you fired? Me: oh you wanna know… shows him the oven with my pizza Me: I left my pizza in the oven that bitch burnt as fuck!! Worker: OH SHIT!! Boss: did you say pizza? Me: i sure did! shows boss pizza in oven Me: this hoe black as fuck! Boss: i fired you because i count stop looking at your ass not this why?