what do you call a baby in an oven? my next meal

One day there were two muffins in an oven, one of the muffins said, “man its hot in here.” The other one said “Oh my god! A talking muffin!!!”

What do you call it when hitler puts retards in the oven? Baked potatoes

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other, “Man, it’s hot in here”. The other muffin says, “OH MY GOSH A TALKING MUFFIN!!!”

  1. What’s the difference between Dark humor and Morbid humor? Dark humon is 10 babies in 1 trash can and Morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trash cans
  2. What’s the difference between a pizza and a baby? A pizza dosent scream in the oven.

What did hitler get for his 6th birth day???

A KEWsy burger and an easy bake oven

two muffins are in an oven one muffin says few its hot in here the other muffin says OMG A TALKING MUFFIN

What’s the difference between a pizza & a person?

A pizza doesn’t scream when I try to shove it into an oven…

Nobody Literally nobody Gordan Ramsey: do you need me to bring Hitler back to life so he can show you how to use a fucking oven

When Kim jong-un said nuke the chinese, he meant put the take away in the oven. Some simple misunderstandings start a war.

What’s the difference between putting a baby and a pizza in an oven? The pizza doesn’t scream in the oven

Q. What did Hitler give he’s niece for her birthday A. An easy bake oven

There are two muffins baking in the oven. One muffin says to the other, “Phew, is it getting hot in here or is it just me?” The other muffin says, “AAAAHHH!! A TALKING MUFFIN!”

What’s small, brown and crispy? A baby in an oven.

whats the difference between you and Hitler at lest he knows how to use a oven

What’s the difference between a gay guy and an oven??

An oven doesn’t fart when you take your meat out.

I’ll pat-your-breasts, pat-your-breasts, cos I’m a baker’s man. and you bring me an orgasm as fast as you can I’ll pat you, and prick you , and mark you with my "D" And then put you in the oven for the bitch and me!

Q: what is the difference between a pizza and a baby? A: the pizza does not scream when you put it in the oven.

You work at papa’s pizzaria ok?

Boss: your fired! Me: ok? Worker: Why are you fired? Me: oh you wanna know… shows him the oven with my pizza Me: I left my pizza in the oven that bitch burnt as fuck!! Worker: OH SHIT!! Boss: did you say pizza? Me: i sure did! shows boss pizza in oven Me: this hoe black as fuck! Boss: i fired you because i count stop looking at your ass not this why?

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