Baby

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what do you call a baby in an oven? my next meal

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Girl

Anonymous

A girl asked me to eat her out one time… so i put her in the oven

German

Anonymous

Nobody Literally nobody Gordan Ramsey: do you need me to bring Hitler back to life so he can show you how to use a fucking oven

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Difference

Anonymous
  1. What’s the difference between Dark humor and Morbid humor? Dark humon is 10 babies in 1 trash can and Morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trash cans
  2. What’s the difference between a pizza and a baby? A pizza dosent scream in the oven.

Potato

Wheelchair69

What do you call it when hitler puts retards in the oven? Baked potatoes

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Birthday

tiny Hitler

Q. What did Hitler give he’s niece for her birthday A. An easy bake oven

Difference

Anonymous

What’s the difference between putting a baby and a pizza in an oven? The pizza doesn’t scream in the oven

War

Rata

When Kim jong-un said nuke the chinese, he meant put the take away in the oven. Some simple misunderstandings start a war.

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Breakfast

Anonymous

One day there were two muffins in an oven, one of the muffins said, “man its hot in here.” The other one said “Oh my god! A talking muffin!!!”

Catch

PrettyPasaska

Is your oven running?? Then u better go catch it

Brick

Fireplace

Nobody really liked our fireplace. So I turned it into a brick pizza oven. Idk why but now everyone likes our fireplace.

Burger

Anonymous

What did hitler get for his 6th birth day???

A KEWsy burger and an easy bake oven

Difference

Anonymous

Whats the difference between a baby and a pizza? One dose not crow when you put it in an oven

Man

Anonymous

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other, “Man, it’s hot in here”. The other muffin says, “OH MY GOSH A TALKING MUFFIN!!!”

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Computer

Awesome spoon

There was a car accident and the cops pull up to the crime seen to start asking people questions. The police started talking to a blonde lady and said what happened here she responded by saying a car crash. They then asked but how did it happen, she responded the cars crashed into each other. They finally said but why did it happen. The lady said oh i know where your going with this. It happened because when cars push on the gas peddle the car goes forward and they both pushed it so they both went forward and hit each other. One cop said never mind ma’m and they stared walking away. The blonde lady then said oh and officers my computer froze do you think i should put in the microwave or in the oven?

Hell

Anonymous

The other day this duck came by the gas station he ask the cashier do you have any duck food here the cashier said hell naw I got no damn duck food this the gas station not no damn swamp and I ain’t ya mama. Then the duck ask him two more times and then the cashier said for the last time no I don’t have any duck food here for you ok if you ask me again i will put you in the oven and deep fried you like Kentucky fried chicken.

Smoking

Mertens

When you put the chicken in the oven and it goes down and the oven explodes oven and smoke and everything is fire and on fire and flies to the grass and all goes back

Watch

barik

What is the best way to make a leaf. Go down back around and stir up a tree. Make it spin watch again. Oven baking ding we’re done!

Hotness

Overwatch_Gamer321

There are two muffins baking in the oven. One muffin says to the other, “Phew, is it getting hot in here or is it just me?” The other muffin says, “AAAAHHH!! A TALKING MUFFIN!”

Face

Allan C.

One of my earliest memories is seeing my mother’s face through the oven window. As we played hide and seek and she said: “You’re getting warmer!”.