what do you call a baby in an oven? my next meal
Nobody Literally nobody Gordan Ramsey: do you need me to bring Hitler back to life so he can show you how to use a fucking oven
What's the difference between putting a baby and a pizza in an oven? The pizza doesn't scream in the oven
If Hitler had a cooking channel: Step one... Turn on the gas.
how do you pet a psychopaths cat?
you get it out of the microwave
1. What's the difference between Dark humor and Morbid humor? Dark humon is 10 babies in 1 trash can and Morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trash cans 2. What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? A pizza dosent scream in the oven.
1 like =1 kid in my oven. Im trying to get followers and comments please
A girl asked me to eat her out one time... so i put her in the oven
i only cut to find out if im real or cake
What's the difference between a gay guy and a microwave?
The microwave doesn't brown the meat.
Why is bacon called bacon and cookies called cookies if you cook bacon and bake cookies?
Your mum is so bad at cooking, Gordon Ramsey brought back Hitler to show her how to use an oven.
1 like = 1 more child in my fryer
Welcome to Morgan's Morgue and Pizzaria where yesterday's loss is today's sauce!
Q. What did Hitler give he's niece for her birthday A. An easy bake oven
How is baseball like cake?
They both need batters
What's the difference between a depressed person and a pizza? Pizza won't cut itself.
When is a rapist safe around children? When his plans are oven ready