what do you call a ice skating dwarf?
a midget spinner
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.
Of a midget walks up to you and tells you your hair smells nice, is that sexual harassment....
When midgets smoke weed do they get high or do they get medium
Do gay midgets come out of the cabnit
What do you call a midget with autism
A weetard
My midget landlord told me to pack my things up and that i've got 30 minutes to get out. That's short notice!
I asked my midget neighbour if he wanted a lift. He told m to "Fuck of!!!"! I thought what a cheeky cunt and zipped my backpack up and walked away.
What do you call two transgender midgets having sex? A microtransaction.
Do you want to know how to make s Smurf? CHOKE A MIDGET!
What do you call a psychic midget in trouble with the law?
A small medium at large.
The optimistic midget's coffin was half full.
What do you call angry midgets? short tempered
Why don’t midgets fight? They walk away to be the bigger man
What's the best thing about midgets??
They don't need to bend while giving blowjobs.
I was walking by a prison when I saw a midget in an orange jumpsuit climbing down the fence. When he hit the ground and sneered at me, I said; “Well, that’s a little condescending.”
Is it sexual harassment if a midget walks by you and tells you that your hair smells nice??? 🤣🤣😆😆🤪
