Why do midgets laugh when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.
what do you call a ice skating dwarf?
a midget spinner
What do you call it when a midget waves at you? A microwave
Do you want to know how to make s Smurf? CHOKE A MIDGET!
What do you call a midget with autism
A weetard
Of a midget walks up to you and tells you your hair smells nice, is that sexual harassment…
Do gay midgets come out of the cabnit
What do you call a Mexican midget?
A paragraph, because he’s not a full Esé.
My midget landlord told me to pack my things up and that i’ve got 30 minutes to get out. That’s short notice!
I was walking by a prison when I saw a midget in an orange jumpsuit climbing down the fence. When he hit the ground and sneered at me, I said; “Well, that’s a little condescending.”
Why shouldn’t you pick on a midget with learning difficulties ?..because its not big and its not clever.
You can easily outrun a midget because they have to run twice as much as you do
I asked my midget neighbour if he wanted a lift. He told m to “Fuck of!!!”! I thought what a cheeky cunt and zipped my backpack up and walked away.
Why did the midget not go to bed? He couldnt reach the bed
Did you hear on the news that a midget psychic broke out of jail? There is a small medium at large. (Pause For Laughter)
pussi
A midget walks into a bar and asks for a beer, the bartender says no. The midget asks why, the bartender says “You’re a little drunk”
What is the one spray that can kill midgets? bug spray
I saw a midget prisoner climbing down a ladder the other day and i thought, huh, that’s a little con-descending
What do you call a Mexican midget?
A paragraph, because he’s not a full essay.
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