Midget Jokes

I asked my midget neighbour if he wanted a lift. He told m to "Fuck of!!!"! I thought what a cheeky cunt and zipped my backpack up and walked away.


What do you call two transgender midgets having sex? A microtransaction.

What do you call a psychic midget in trouble with the law?

A small medium at large.

What's the best thing about midgets??

They don't need to bend while giving blowjobs.

I was walking by a prison when I saw a midget in an orange jumpsuit climbing down the fence. When he hit the ground and sneered at me, I said; “Well, that’s a little condescending.”


Is it sexual harassment if a midget walks by you and tells you that your hair smells nice??? 🤣🤣😆😆🤪