Why do midgets laugh when they run?

Because the grass tickles their balls.

what do you call a ice skating dwarf?

a midget spinner

What do you call it when a midget waves at you? A microwave

Do gay midgets come out of the cabnit

What do you call a Mexican midget?

A paragraph, because he’s not a full Esé.

Of a midget walks up to you and tells you your hair smells nice, is that sexual harassment…

Do you want to know how to make s Smurf? CHOKE A MIDGET!

What do you call a psychic midget in trouble with the law?

A small medium at large.

What do you call a midget with autism

A weetard

My midget landlord told me to pack my things up and that i’ve got 30 minutes to get out. That’s short notice!

When midgets smoke weed do they get high or do they get medium

I asked my midget neighbour if he wanted a lift. He told m to “Fuck of!!!”! I thought what a cheeky cunt and zipped my backpack up and walked away.

Why do Midgets work at Tesco because every little helps

I accidentally bumped into a midget yesterday. Me; "Are you ok sir?" Midget; "Well, I’m not happy." Me; Well, which one are ya?

I was walking by a prison when I saw a midget in an orange jumpsuit climbing down the fence. When he hit the ground and sneered at me, I said; “Well, that’s a little condescending.”

I saw a midget prisoner climbing down a ladder the other day and i thought, huh, that’s a little con-descending

Why shouldn’t you pick on a midget with learning difficulties ?..because its not big and its not clever.

What’s the best thing about midgets??

They don’t need to bend while giving blowjobs.

What do you call a Mexican midget?

A paragraph, because he’s not a full essay.

You can easily outrun a midget because they have to run twice as much as you do