Midget jokes
What do you call an ice skating dwarf?
A midget spinner.
When midgets smoke weed, do they get high or do they get medium?
What do you call it when a midget waves at you?
A microwave.
Do gay midgets come out of the cabinet?
What do you call two transgender midgets having sex?
A microtransaction.
Why don’t midgets fight? They walk away to be the bigger man.
What's the best thing about midgets??
They don't need to bend while giving blowjobs.
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.
If a midget walks up to you and tells you your hair smells nice, is that sexual harassment?
I asked my midget neighbor if he wanted a lift. He told me to "Fuck off!!!" I thought, what a cheeky cunt and zipped my backpack up and walked away.
Why don't midgets use tampons?
Answer: They are always tripping over the string.
What is the difference between a dwarf and a midget?
Very little.
My midget landlord told me to pack my things up and that I've got 30 minutes to get out. That's short notice!
Do you want to know how to make a Smurf? CHOKE A MIDGET!
What do you call a midget with autism?
A weetard.
What do you call it when two transgender midgets have sex?
And microtransaction.
The optimistic midget's coffin was half full.
What do you call a Mexican midget? A paragraph, because he's not a full essay.
I don't always like to tell dwarf jokes. But when I do, I like to keep them short.
What do you call angry midgets?
Short-tempered.