Midget jokes
What do you call an ice skating dwarf?
A midget spinner.
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.
If a midget walks up to you and tells you your hair smells nice, is that sexual harassment?
Do gay midgets come out of the cabinet?
When midgets smoke weed, do they get high or do they get medium?
What do you call it when a midget waves at you?
A microwave.
What do you call a midget with autism?
A weetard.
What do you call two transgender midgets having sex?
A microtransaction.
Do you want to know how to make a Smurf? CHOKE A MIDGET!
I asked my midget neighbor if he wanted a lift. He told me to "Fuck off!!!" I thought, what a cheeky cunt and zipped my backpack up and walked away.
My midget landlord told me to pack my things up and that I've got 30 minutes to get out. That's short notice!
What's the best thing about midgets??
They don't need to bend while giving blowjobs.
Why don’t midgets fight? They walk away to be the bigger man.
Why don't midgets use tampons?
Answer: They are always tripping over the string.
I was walking by a prison when I saw a midget in an orange jumpsuit climbing down the fence. When he hit the ground and sneered at me, I said, “Well, that’s a little condescending.”
I don't always like to tell dwarf jokes. But when I do, I like to keep them short.
I accidentally bumped into a midget yesterday.
Me: "Are you ok sir?"
Midget: "Well, I'm not happy."
Me: "Well, which one are ya?"
What do you call a Mexican midget?
A paragraph, because he's not a full essay.
Why do women hate having sex with midgets?
Because of their shortcomings.
Why do you call a fat midget?
Jiggly Puff.