What do you call it when a midget waves at you? A microwave
My midget landlord told me to pack my things up and that i’ve got 30 minutes to get out. That’s short notice!
I asked my midget neighbour if he wanted a lift. He told m to “F... of!!!”! I thought what a cheeky cunt and zipped my backpack up and walked away.
I was walking by a prison when I saw a midget in an orange jumpsuit climbing down the fence. When he hit the ground and sneered at me, I said; “Well, that’s a little condescending.”
Did you hear on the news that a midget psychic broke out of jail? There is a small medium at large. (Pause For Laughter)
Walked out of the electronic store and saw a midget carrying a big screen TV all by him self and he looked like he needed a hand so i offered to help, he said this is not a big screen TV its a Kindle!!
I accidentally bumped into a midget yesterday. Me; "Are you ok sir?" Midget; "Well, I’m not happy." Me; Well, which one are ya?
A midget walks into a bar and asks for a beer, the bartender says no. The midget asks why, the bartender says “You’re a little drunk”
I saw a midget prisoner climbing down a ladder the other day and i thought, huh, that’s a little con-descending