Why do midgets laugh when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.
Midget Jokes
what do you call a ice skating dwarf?
a midget spinner
What do you call it when a midget waves at you? A microwave
Do gay midgets come out of the cabnit
What do you call a Mexican midget?
A paragraph, because he’s not a full Esé.
Of a midget walks up to you and tells you your hair smells nice, is that sexual harassment…
Do you want to know how to make s Smurf? CHOKE A MIDGET!
What do you call a midget with autism
A weetard
What do you call a psychic midget in trouble with the law?
A small medium at large.
My midget landlord told me to pack my things up and that i’ve got 30 minutes to get out. That’s short notice!
When midgets smoke weed do they get high or do they get medium
I asked my midget neighbour if he wanted a lift. He told m to “Fuck of!!!”! I thought what a cheeky cunt and zipped my backpack up and walked away.
Why do Midgets work at Tesco because every little helps
I was walking by a prison when I saw a midget in an orange jumpsuit climbing down the fence. When he hit the ground and sneered at me, I said; “Well, that’s a little condescending.”
What do you call a Mexican midget?
A paragraph, because he’s not a full essay.
I accidentally bumped into a midget yesterday. Me; "Are you ok sir?" Midget; "Well, I’m not happy." Me; Well, which one are ya?
What’s the best thing about midgets??
They don’t need to bend while giving blowjobs.
Why shouldn’t you pick on a midget with learning difficulties ?..because its not big and its not clever.