Ball

Anonymous

Why do midgets laugh when they run?

Because the grass tickles their balls.

Skating

gostreamboywithluvbybts

what do you call a ice skating dwarf?

a midget spinner

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Puns

Gould

What do you call it when a midget waves at you? A microwave

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Midget

Anonymous

Do gay midgets come out of the cabnit

Full

Anonymous

What do you call a Mexican midget?

A paragraph, because he’s not a full Esé.

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Smell

Anonymous

Of a midget walks up to you and tells you your hair smells nice, is that sexual harassment…

Choke

BoomkittyFX

Do you want to know how to make s Smurf? CHOKE A MIDGET!

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Psychic

Anonymous

What do you call a psychic midget in trouble with the law?

A small medium at large.

Midget

Dre Cuellar

What do you call a midget with autism

A weetard

Minutes

Morthos Demoneye

My midget landlord told me to pack my things up and that i’ve got 30 minutes to get out. That’s short notice!

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High

Ya Boi Skinny P....

When midgets smoke weed do they get high or do they get medium

Thought

Morthos Demoneye

I asked my midget neighbour if he wanted a lift. He told m to “Fuck of!!!”! I thought what a cheeky cunt and zipped my backpack up and walked away.

Help

Anonymous

Why do Midgets work at Tesco because every little helps

Happiness

Robert

I accidentally bumped into a midget yesterday. Me; "Are you ok sir?" Midget; "Well, I’m not happy." Me; Well, which one are ya?

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Puns

Landon Folkerts

I was walking by a prison when I saw a midget in an orange jumpsuit climbing down the fence. When he hit the ground and sneered at me, I said; “Well, that’s a little condescending.”

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Prison

Anonymous

I saw a midget prisoner climbing down a ladder the other day and i thought, huh, that’s a little con-descending

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Dwarf

A.J Jacko

Why shouldn’t you pick on a midget with learning difficulties ?..because its not big and its not clever.

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Bend

Anonymous

What’s the best thing about midgets??

They don’t need to bend while giving blowjobs.

Essay

El Stevie Wonder

What do you call a Mexican midget?

A paragraph, because he’s not a full essay.

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Much

They wanted my name!!

You can easily outrun a midget because they have to run twice as much as you do

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