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What do you call it when a midget waves at you? A microwave

Why do midgets laugh when they run?

Because the grass tickles their balls.

Do gay midgets come out of the cabnit

If a midget with down syndrome shows up late for work, is it okay to say she’s a little tardy?

My midget landlord told me to pack my things up and that i’ve got 30 minutes to get out. That’s short notice!

Do you want to know how to make s Smurf? CHOKE A MIDGET!

What do you call a midget with autism

A weetard

What do you call a midget psychic that has escaped from prison? A small medium at large.

I asked my midget neighbour if he wanted a lift. He told m to “F... of!!!”! I thought what a cheeky cunt and zipped my backpack up and walked away.

I was walking by a prison when I saw a midget in an orange jumpsuit climbing down the fence. When he hit the ground and sneered at me, I said; “Well, that’s a little condescending.”

A midget walks into a bar and asks for a beer, the bartender says no. The midget asks why, the bartender says “You’re a little drunk”

What do you call a Mexican midget?

A paragraph, because he’s not a full Esé.

You can easily outrun a midget because they have to run twice as much as you do

What do you call a Mexican midget?

A paragraph, because he’s not a full essay.

what do you call a ice skating dwarf?

a midget spinner

I accidentally bumped into a midget yesterday. Me; "Are you ok sir?" Midget; "Well, I’m not happy." Me; Well, which one are ya?

Why did the midget not go to bed? He couldnt reach the bed

Did you hear on the news that a midget psychic broke out of jail? There is a small medium at large. (Pause For Laughter)

Why do midgets need a lot of books at school?

So they can reach the top of the desk.

What do you call a midget that waves. A microwave