Why do midgets laugh when they run?

Because the grass tickles their balls.

what do you call a ice skating dwarf?

a midget spinner

What do you call it when a midget waves at you? A microwave

Do you want to know how to make s Smurf? CHOKE A MIDGET!

What do you call a midget with autism

A weetard

Of a midget walks up to you and tells you your hair smells nice, is that sexual harassment…

Do gay midgets come out of the cabnit

What do you call a Mexican midget?

A paragraph, because he’s not a full Esé.

My midget landlord told me to pack my things up and that i’ve got 30 minutes to get out. That’s short notice!

I was walking by a prison when I saw a midget in an orange jumpsuit climbing down the fence. When he hit the ground and sneered at me, I said; “Well, that’s a little condescending.”

Why shouldn’t you pick on a midget with learning difficulties ?..because its not big and its not clever.

You can easily outrun a midget because they have to run twice as much as you do

I asked my midget neighbour if he wanted a lift. He told m to “Fuck of!!!”! I thought what a cheeky cunt and zipped my backpack up and walked away.

Why did the midget not go to bed? He couldnt reach the bed

Did you hear on the news that a midget psychic broke out of jail? There is a small medium at large. (Pause For Laughter)


A midget walks into a bar and asks for a beer, the bartender says no. The midget asks why, the bartender says “You’re a little drunk”

What is the one spray that can kill midgets? bug spray

I saw a midget prisoner climbing down a ladder the other day and i thought, huh, that’s a little con-descending

What do you call a Mexican midget?

A paragraph, because he’s not a full essay.