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Why do midgets laugh when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.
what do you call a ice skating dwarf?
a midget spinner
Do gay midgets come out of the cabnit
What do you call it when a midget waves at you? A microwave
Of a midget walks up to you and tells you your hair smells nice, is that sexual harassment....
Do you want to know how to make s Smurf? CHOKE A MIDGET!
What do you call a Mexican midget?
A paragraph, because he’s not a full Esé.
What do you call a psychic midget in trouble with the law?
A small medium at large.
What do you call a midget with autism
A weetard
My midget landlord told me to pack my things up and that i've got 30 minutes to get out. That's short notice!
When midgets smoke weed do they get high or do they get medium
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.
I asked my midget neighbour if he wanted a lift. He told m to "Fuck of!!!"! I thought what a cheeky cunt and zipped my backpack up and walked away.
I was walking by a prison when I saw a midget in an orange jumpsuit climbing down the fence. When he hit the ground and sneered at me, I said; “Well, that’s a little condescending.”
What's the best thing about midgets??
They don't need to bend while giving blowjobs.
What do you call a Mexican midget?
A paragraph, because he's not a full essay.
Why shouldn’t you pick on a midget with learning difficulties ?...because its not big and its not clever.