what do you call a ice skating dwarf?
a midget spinner
My midget landlord told me to pack my things up and that i've got 30 minutes to get out. That's short notice!
I asked my midget neighbour if he wanted a lift. He told m to "Fuck of!!!"! I thought what a cheeky cunt and zipped my backpack up and walked away.
I was walking by a prison when I saw a midget in an orange jumpsuit climbing down the fence. When he hit the ground and sneered at me, I said; “Well, that’s a little condescending.”
Is it sexual harassment if a midget walks by you and tells you that your hair smells nice??? 🤣🤣😆😆🤪