Midget Jokes

Ball

Anonymous
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Why do midgets laugh when they run?

Because the grass tickles their balls.

Skating

gostreamboywithluvbybts
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what do you call a ice skating dwarf?

a midget spinner

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Midget

Anonymous
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Do gay midgets come out of the cabnit

Puns

Gould
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What do you call it when a midget waves at you? A microwave

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Smell

Anonymous
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Of a midget walks up to you and tells you your hair smells nice, is that sexual harassment....

Choke

BoomkittyFX
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Do you want to know how to make s Smurf? CHOKE A MIDGET!

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ESE

Anonymous
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What do you call a Mexican midget?

A paragraph, because he’s not a full Esé.

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Psychic

Anonymous
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What do you call a psychic midget in trouble with the law?

A small medium at large.

Midget

Dre Cuellar
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What do you call a midget with autism

A weetard

Minutes

Morthos Demoneye
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My midget landlord told me to pack my things up and that i've got 30 minutes to get out. That's short notice!

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Smoking

Ya Boi Skinny P....
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When midgets smoke weed do they get high or do they get medium

Ball

you like balls
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Why do midgets laugh when they run?

Because the grass tickles their balls.

Backpack

Morthos Demoneye
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I asked my midget neighbour if he wanted a lift. He told m to "Fuck of!!!"! I thought what a cheeky cunt and zipped my backpack up and walked away.

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Fight

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Why don’t midgets fight? They walk away to be the bigger man

Midget

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What do you call two transgender midgets having sex? A microtransaction.

Puns

Landon Folkerts
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I was walking by a prison when I saw a midget in an orange jumpsuit climbing down the fence. When he hit the ground and sneered at me, I said; “Well, that’s a little condescending.”

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Bend

Anonymous
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What's the best thing about midgets??

They don't need to bend while giving blowjobs.

Essay

El Stevie Wonder
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What do you call a Mexican midget?

A paragraph, because he's not a full essay.

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Dwarf

A.J Jacko
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Why shouldn’t you pick on a midget with learning difficulties ?...because its not big and its not clever.

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