Midget Jokes

Anonymous

Why do midgets laugh when they run?

Because the grass tickles their balls.

gostreamboywithluvbybts
in Skating

what do you call a ice skating dwarf?

a midget spinner

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Gould
in Puns

What do you call it when a midget waves at you? A microwave

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Anonymous

Do gay midgets come out of the cabnit

Anonymous

What do you call a Mexican midget?

A paragraph, because he’s not a full Esé.

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Anonymous

Of a midget walks up to you and tells you your hair smells nice, is that sexual harassment…

BoomkittyFX

Do you want to know how to make s Smurf? CHOKE A MIDGET!

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Dre Cuellar

What do you call a midget with autism

A weetard

Anonymous

What do you call a psychic midget in trouble with the law?

A small medium at large.

Morthos Demoneye

My midget landlord told me to pack my things up and that i’ve got 30 minutes to get out. That’s short notice!

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Ya Boi Skinny P....

When midgets smoke weed do they get high or do they get medium

Morthos Demoneye

I asked my midget neighbour if he wanted a lift. He told m to “Fuck of!!!”! I thought what a cheeky cunt and zipped my backpack up and walked away.

Why don’t midgets fight? They walk away to be the bigger man

Anonymous

Why do Midgets work at Tesco because every little helps

Landon Folkerts
in Puns

I was walking by a prison when I saw a midget in an orange jumpsuit climbing down the fence. When he hit the ground and sneered at me, I said; “Well, that’s a little condescending.”

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El Stevie Wonder

What do you call a Mexican midget?

A paragraph, because he’s not a full essay.

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Robert

I accidentally bumped into a midget yesterday. Me; "Are you ok sir?" Midget; "Well, I’m not happy." Me; Well, which one are ya?

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What do you call two transgender midgets having sex? A microtransaction.

Anonymous

What’s the best thing about midgets??

They don’t need to bend while giving blowjobs.

A.J Jacko
in Dwarf

Why shouldn’t you pick on a midget with learning difficulties ?..because its not big and its not clever.

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