what do you call a ice skating dwarf?
a midget spinner
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.
Of a midget walks up to you and tells you your hair smells nice, is that sexual harassment....
When midgets smoke weed do they get high or do they get medium
Do gay midgets come out of the cabinet?
What do you call it when a midget waves at you? A microwave
What do you call a midget with autism
A weetard
My midget landlord told me to pack my things up and that i've got 30 minutes to get out. That's short notice!
What do you call two transgender midgets having sex? A microtransaction.
Do you want to know how to make s Smurf? CHOKE A MIDGET!
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Why don’t midgets fight? They walk away to be the bigger man
Why don't midgets use tampons? Answer: They are always tripping over the string.
I was walking by a prison when I saw a midget in an orange jumpsuit climbing down the fence. When he hit the ground and sneered at me, I said; “Well, that’s a little condescending.”
I don't always like to tell dwarf jokes. But when I do, I like to keep them short.
I accidentally bumped into a midget yesterday. Me; "Are you ok sir?" Midget; "Well, I'm not happy." Me; Well, which one are ya?
What do you call a Mexican midget?
A paragraph, because he's not a full essay.
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