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What do you call it when a midget waves at you? A microwave

Why do midgets laugh when they run?

Because the grass tickles their balls.

Do gay midgets come out of the cabnit

If a midget with down syndrome shows up late for work, is it okay to say she’s a little tardy?

Do you want to know how to make s Smurf? CHOKE A MIDGET!

My midget landlord told me to pack my things up and that i’ve got 30 minutes to get out. That’s short notice!

What do you call a midget with autism

A weetard

I asked my midget neighbour if he wanted a lift. He told m to “F... of!!!”! I thought what a cheeky cunt and zipped my backpack up and walked away.

What do you call a midget psychic that has escaped from prison? A small medium at large.

What do you call a Mexican midget?

A paragraph, because he’s not a full Esé.

You can easily outrun a midget because they have to run twice as much as you do

I was walking by a prison when I saw a midget in an orange jumpsuit climbing down the fence. When he hit the ground and sneered at me, I said; “Well, that’s a little condescending.”

A midget walks into a bar and asks for a beer, the bartender says no. The midget asks why, the bartender says “You’re a little drunk”

What do you call a Mexican midget?

A paragraph, because he’s not a full essay.

what do you call a ice skating dwarf?

a midget spinner

Did you hear on the news that a midget psychic broke out of jail? There is a small medium at large. (Pause For Laughter)


I accidentally bumped into a midget yesterday. Me; "Are you ok sir?" Midget; "Well, I’m not happy." Me; Well, which one are ya?

Why did the midget not go to bed? He couldnt reach the bed

Why do midgets need a lot of books at school?

So they can reach the top of the desk.