what do you call a ice skating dwarf?
a midget spinner
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.
Of a midget walks up to you and tells you your hair smells nice, is that sexual harassment....
When midgets smoke weed do they get high or do they get medium
What do you call it when a midget waves at you? A microwave
Do gay midgets come out of the cabinet?
What do you call a midget with autism
A weetard
My midget landlord told me to pack my things up and that i've got 30 minutes to get out. That's short notice!
Do you want to know how to make s Smurf? CHOKE A MIDGET!
I asked my midget neighbour if he wanted a lift. He told m to "Fuck of!!!"! I thought what a cheeky cunt and zipped my backpack up and walked away.
What do you call two transgender midgets having sex? A microtransaction.
I don't always like to tell dwarf jokes. But when I do, I like to keep them short.
Friened says, "your so drunk last night, u throu a mushroom at a migit and said grow mario grow.
What do you call a dwarf police officer?
A guinea pig
When a miget smokes weed do they get high or medium
What is the difference between a dwarf and a midget?
Very little.
I was walking by a prison when I saw a midget in an orange jumpsuit climbing down the fence. When he hit the ground and sneered at me, I said; “Well, that’s a little condescending.”
What's the best thing about midgets??
They don't need to bend while giving blowjobs.
Why don’t midgets fight? They walk away to be the bigger man
Why don't midgets use tampons? Answer: They are always tripping over the string.
