Rabbit jokes
What's a rabbit's favorite song?
Hip hop.
How do you check that a rabbit is old?
You check how many gray hares it has.
What is a rabbit's favorite type of jewelry?
Carats.
Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head?
Because from a distance, they looked like hare.
How do rabbits travel?
By hareplane.
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How does the bunny keep his fur neat?
With a hare brush.
So, once upon a time, there was a man who lived in his house with his wife.
He got up to go out to work and closed the front door behind him.
Not even four seconds later, he came back inside panicking, saying, "There's a rabbit with a gun outside!"
The wife replied, "Oh, don't worry, rabbits don't have guns. They can't shoot people; you must be imagining things."
The man calmed down for a few minutes, and after some reassuring, he eventually decided to try to go back out to work again.
So he stepped outside the front door, and the rabbit shot him.
Where do bunnies go when they're sick?
The hoppital.
Who is white, hairy, and rusty in the tree?
It's Rambo Rabbit with a big gun that was.
Where do rabbits sleep?
In the junkyard outside.
Where do you mix a bunny and a hare?
Bunny hair.
The KGB, the FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove they are the best at catching criminals. The Secretary-General of the UN decides to set them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest, and each of them has to catch it.
The CIA people go in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations, they conclude that the rabbit does not exist.
The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads, they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and make no apologies: the rabbit had it coming.
The KGB goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear. The bear is yelling:
"Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!"
What do you call a sad rabbit? Unhoppy!
Two cows are out grazing in the field. One cow says to the other cow, "Aren't you worried about this mad cow disease that's been going around?" The other cow replied, "Why would I be worried about mad cow disease? I'm a rabbit!"
What do you get when you mix a fly and a rabbit?
Bugs Bunny!
What is the difference between a horse and a rabbit?
A horse can't hoop.
Where do rabbits eat breakfast?
IHOP.
A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods. The bear turns to the rabbit and asks, "Do you have any problems with shit sticking to your fur?" The rabbit says, "No." So the bear wipes his ass with the rabbit.
When you mix a wizard, a rabbit, and a songwriter together, you get 24 carrot magic.
What do you call a rabbit who is really cool?