what's a rabbits favourite song? hip hop
how does the bunny keep his fur neat
with a hare brush
Two cows are out grazing in the field. One cow says to the other cow, "Aren't you worried about this mad cow disease that's been going around?" The other cow replied, "Why would I be worried about mad cow disease? I'm a rabbit!"
Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head?
Because from a distance, they looked like hare.
A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods. The bear turns to the rabbit and asks do you have any problems with shit sticking to your fur and the rabbit says no So the bear wipes his ass with the rabbit
How do you check that a rabbit is old?
You check how many grey hares it has
What do you call 100 rabbits walking backwards?
A receding hare line.
What is a rabbit's favorite type of jewelry? Carats
How do rabbits trave?
By hareplane
What do you call a bunny with a bent dick?
Fucks funny
A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a blood bank.
The rabbit says, "I think I'm a type-o"
Where do bunnies go when they're sick?
the hoppital
Where do rabbits eat breakfast? -- IHOP.
What is the politically correct term for rabbit shit Raisins
What’s the difference between a Catholic and Rabbit? One has kids to protect from predators, and the other has kids to protect for predators.
What do you call a rabbit with a big ass?
A BUNny
What do you call a sad rabbit? UNHOPPY 😢😢
what do you call bunny jumping backwards a receding hairline
I read a story about a rabbit being raised. It was a hare-raising tale!
How do u catch a tame rabbit The tame way
