Rabbit jokes
What's a rabbit's favorite song?
Hip hop.
Where do bunnies go when they're sick?
The hoppital.
What do you get when you mix a fly and a rabbit?
Bugs Bunny!
What is a rabbit's favorite type of jewelry?
Carats.
Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head?
Because from a distance, they looked like hare.
Where do rabbits eat breakfast?
IHOP.
How do you check that a rabbit is old?
You check how many gray hares it has.
Two cows are out grazing in the field. One cow says to the other cow, "Aren't you worried about this mad cow disease that's been going around?" The other cow replied, "Why would I be worried about mad cow disease? I'm a rabbit!"
How does the bunny keep his fur neat?
With a hare brush.
You know why Elmer Fudd always came out hunting rabbits in the woods? Because Bugs Bunny would not stop flirting with his girlfriend.
Where do rabbits sleep?
In the junkyard outside.
So, once upon a time, there was a man who lived in his house with his wife.
He got up to go out to work and closed the front door behind him.
Not even four seconds later, he came back inside panicking, saying, "There's a rabbit with a gun outside!"
The wife replied, "Oh, don't worry, rabbits don't have guns. They can't shoot people; you must be imagining things."
The man calmed down for a few minutes, and after some reassuring, he eventually decided to try to go back out to work again.
So he stepped outside the front door, and the rabbit shot him.
How do u catch a tame rabbit?
The tame way.
Who is white, hairy, and rusty in the tree?
It's Rambo Rabbit with a big gun that was.
What do you call 100 rabbits walking backwards?
A receding hare line.
What's pink and fluffy?
Pink fluff.
How do rabbits travel?
By hareplane.
Where do you mix a bunny and a hare?
Bunny hair.
Are you having rabbit and duck for dinner?
Yeah.
Why?
Because I got too obsessed with hares.
When you mix a wizard, a rabbit, and a songwriter together, you get 24 carrot magic.