What's a rabbit's favorite song?
Hip hop.
How does the bunny keep his fur neat?
With a hare brush.
Two cows are out grazing in the field. One cow says to the other cow, "Aren't you worried about this mad cow disease that's been going around?" The other cow replied, "Why would I be worried about mad cow disease? I'm a rabbit!"
Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head?
Because from a distance, they looked like hare.
How do you check that a rabbit is old?
You check how many grey hares it has
What is a rabbit's favorite type of jewelry? Carats
What do you call 100 rabbits walking backwards?
A receding hare line.
Where do rabbits eat breakfast? -- IHOP.
A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods. The bear turns to the rabbit and asks, "Do you have any problems with shit sticking to your fur?" The rabbit says, "No." So the bear wipes his ass with the rabbit.
Where do bunnies go when they're sick?
the hoppital
How do rabbits trave?
By hareplane
What does Justin Bieber and a rabbit have in common?
They're both adorably cute and everyone loves them except for Justin Bieber.
So, a bear and a rabbit are in a field. The bear turns to the rabbit and asks, "Does your poop stick to your fur?" The rabbit replied, "No." Then the bear picks up the rabbit and wipes his butt.
What do you call a sad rabbit? UNHOPPY 😢😢
I read a story about a rabbit being raised. It was a hare-raising tale!
How do u catch a tame rabbit The tame way
What do you get when you mix a fly and a rabbit?
BugsBunny!
Why did alice from wonderland get her butt stuck in the rabbit hole at first? Because she probably ate too many hamburgers and drank too much wine just out of nowhere then told her butt to hold it in before more food pops out.
A man is driving down the road and runs over a rabbit, he slams on his brakes, gets out and walks up to the flattened bunny. The bunny is obviously expired. A passing car slams on it’s brakes and screeches to a halt. The driver of that car runs up to the bunny pulls out an aerosol can and sprays the bunny with the aerosol spray. The Bunny jumps up runs a few feet, then stops, turns around and waves it’s paw at the two men. Runs away a few more feet, stops, turns around and waves at the two men. Runs away a few more feet, stops, turns around and waves at the two men. He continues to do this until he’s out of sight. The first driver looks at the man with the aerosol can and says “Wow that is amazing, what is in that can” the man looks at the can and reads the label “Hair restorer, with a permanent wave”.
What do you call a bunny with a bent dick?
Fucks funny
