What do you call 100 rabbits walking backwards?
A receding hare line.
Rabbit Jokes
what’s a rabbits favourite song? hip hop
Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head?
Because from a distance, they looked like hare.
how does the bunny keep his fur neat
with a hare brush
Two cows are out grazing in the field. One cow says to the other cow, “Aren’t you worried about this mad cow disease that’s been going around?” The other cow replied, “Why would I be worried about mad cow disease? I’m a rabbit!”
Where do rabbits eat breakfast? – IHOP.
A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods. The bear turns to the rabbit and asks do you have any problems with shit sticking to your fur and the rabbit says no So the bear wipes his ass with the rabbit
How do you check that a rabbit is old?
You check how many grey hares it has
What is a rabbit’s favorite type of jewelry? Carats
Where do bunnies go when they’re sick?
the hoppital
The KGB, the FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove they are the best at catching criminals. The Secretary-General of the UN decides to set them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest, and each of them has to catch it. The CIA people go in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations, they conclude that the rabbit does not exist.
The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads, they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and make no apologies: the rabbit had it coming.
The KGB goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear. The bear is yelling:
“Okay! Okay! I’m a rabbit! I’m a rabbit!” (Found on the web if you don’t like it don’t leave a hate comment)
How do rabbits trave?
By hareplane
What do you call a sad rabbit? UNHOPPY 😢😢
I asked my dad , Why did you paint rabbits on your bald head? He replied, Because I thought it would look like hares
So a bear and a rabbit are in field, the bear turns to the rabbit and asks, “does your poop stick to your fur?” And the rabbit replied, “no” and the bear then picks up the rabbit and wipes his butt.
How do u catch a tame rabbit The tame way
“Dude come here and see a rabbit!”
“Ok!”
“Are u ok man?”
“Yeah I’m fine”
“Dude pull your pants back up!
What do you get when you mix a fly and a rabbit?
BugsBunny!
I read a story about a rabbit being raised. It was a hare-raising tale!
WHAT DO YOU CALL A PARADE OF RABBITS HOPPING BACKWARDS?
a receding hare-line!!!