Rabbit

Rabbit Jokes

Two cows are out grazing in the field. One cow says to the other cow, "Aren't you worried about this mad cow disease that's been going around?" The other cow replied, "Why would I be worried about mad cow disease? I'm a rabbit!"

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods. The bear turns to the rabbit and asks do you have any problems with shit sticking to your fur and the rabbit says no So the bear wipes his ass with the rabbit

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How do you check that a rabbit is old?

You check how many grey hares it has

What’s the difference between a Catholic and Rabbit? One has kids to protect from predators, and the other has kids to protect for predators.