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Anonymous

What do you call 100 rabbits walking backwards?

A receding hare line.

Hare

bunny

how does the bunny keep his fur neat

with a hare brush

Man

Anonymous

Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head?

Because from a distance, they looked like hare.

Wood

Anonymous

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods. The bear turns to the rabbit and asks do you have any problems with shit sticking to your fur and the rabbit says no So the bear wipes his ass with the rabbit

Cow

Anonymous

Two cows are out grazing in the field. One cow says to the other cow, “Aren’t you worried about this mad cow disease that’s been going around?” The other cow replied, “Why would I be worried about mad cow disease? I’m a rabbit!”

Breakfast

Anonymous

Where do rabbits eat breakfast? – IHOP.

Animal

poss

what’s a rabbits favourite song? hip hop

Stick

GabeTheGuy

So a bear and a rabbit are in field, the bear turns to the rabbit and asks, “does your poop stick to your fur?” And the rabbit replied, “no” and the bear then picks up the rabbit and wipes his butt.

Old

Me

How do you check that a rabbit is old?

You check how many grey hares it has

Girlfriend

Anonymous

You know why elmur fludd always came out hunting rabbits in the woods because bugs bunny would not stop flirting with his girlfriend.

Sick

and-i-oop

Where do bunnies go when they’re sick?

the hoppital

Dad

PunsGalore

I asked my dad , Why did you paint rabbits on your bald head? He replied, Because I thought it would look like hares

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GlitzyGlamGirl (GGG)

WHAT DO YOU CALL A PARADE OF RABBITS HOPPING BACKWARDS?

a receding hare-line!!!

Puns

Pun Mans

I read a story about a rabbit being raised. It was a hare-raising tale!

Puns

Anonymous

What is a rabbit’s favorite type of jewelry? Carats

Politics

Anonymous

What is the politically correct term for rabbit shit Raisins

Cool

Anonymous

What do you call a rabbit who is really cool?

Bath

Anonymous

Where do rabbits take baths and wash their asses?

Make

Anonymous

Where can a male and female rabbit make love at? The rabbit house or the rabbit hole?

Peter

Anonymous

How did peter cottontail get his swing on he made love to alice in wonderland.

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