Puns
What do you call 100 rabbits walking backwards?
A receding hare line.
What do you call 100 rabbits walking backwards?
A receding hare line.
how does the bunny keep his fur neat
with a hare brush
Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head?
Because from a distance, they looked like hare.
A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods. The bear turns to the rabbit and asks do you have any problems with shit sticking to your fur and the rabbit says no So the bear wipes his ass with the rabbit
Two cows are out grazing in the field. One cow says to the other cow, “Aren’t you worried about this mad cow disease that’s been going around?” The other cow replied, “Why would I be worried about mad cow disease? I’m a rabbit!”
Where do rabbits eat breakfast? – IHOP.
what’s a rabbits favourite song? hip hop
So a bear and a rabbit are in field, the bear turns to the rabbit and asks, “does your poop stick to your fur?” And the rabbit replied, “no” and the bear then picks up the rabbit and wipes his butt.
How do you check that a rabbit is old?
You check how many grey hares it has
You know why elmur fludd always came out hunting rabbits in the woods because bugs bunny would not stop flirting with his girlfriend.
Where do bunnies go when they’re sick?
the hoppital
I asked my dad , Why did you paint rabbits on your bald head? He replied, Because I thought it would look like hares
WHAT DO YOU CALL A PARADE OF RABBITS HOPPING BACKWARDS?
a receding hare-line!!!
I read a story about a rabbit being raised. It was a hare-raising tale!
What is a rabbit’s favorite type of jewelry? Carats
What is the politically correct term for rabbit shit Raisins
What do you call a rabbit who is really cool?
Where do rabbits take baths and wash their asses?
Where can a male and female rabbit make love at? The rabbit house or the rabbit hole?
How did peter cottontail get his swing on he made love to alice in wonderland.