what do you not want to do when it comes to giving an emo a job?
showing them the ropes.
i just found out my ex got stabbed today....lets just say i lost my job as a butcher
Today was a terrible day. My ex got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver.
I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. -- A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
Today my EX got trampled by a bunch of horse and sadly I lost my job as a horse trainer.
I never wanted to believe that my Dad was stealing from his job as a road worker.
But when I got home, all the signs were there.
What's the difference between a pizza delivery guy and a cop?
Pizza guys get punished for not doing their jobs properly.
I went for a job interview today and the manager said, "We're looking for someone who is responsible."
"Well, I'm your man." I replied, "In my last job, whenever anything went wrong, they said I was responsible."
What was Frankenstein's second job? -- He was a bodybuilder.
I'd tell you a joke about unemployed people, but none of them work.
why did the orphan become a stripper? so she could have someone to call daddy
I've just been fired from the clock making factory after all those extra hours I put in.
Funny thing happened today, my dad came home from work which is weird cause he’s a suicide bomber.
My grief counsellor died today. He did such a great job. I don't even care
Why was the man fired from a calendar factory? -- He took a day off.
I refuse to believe my dad got fired as a road worker for theft. But when I came home there were signs everywhere
I hate these double standards.
if you burn a body at a crematorium you're "doing a good job" if you do it at home you're "destroying evidence"
i feel bad for the people who died in 2001 those poor terrosists died doing their job.
I GOT a job as a pencil sharpener I would tell you about it but you wouldn't get the point.
I just quit my job at a can crushing factory.
It was soda-pressing.
