When your mom tries to hit you with the belt but misses and hits herself... #victoryroyale
I wanted to make a belt out of watches, then I realized, it was a waist of time!
Why couldn't the emo kid hang himself?
After eating through his feelings the belt wouldn't fit around his neck
What did the 0 say to the 8? -- Nice belt.
When you’re playing dead and the school shooter starts unbuckling his belt and you hear him say “This boy always had a fat ass”.
I tried to make a belt out of watches. But it was a waist of time
A cardboard belt is a waist of paper.
i told my mom that i have a crush she replied with: "so u like girls" i said: "uhm no no no " BUT im lesbian someone help how do i tell her without her hitting me with a belt??
I once made a belt out of clocks. It was a waist of time.
My sister thinks shes so smart she said only and onion can make you cry so i brought the belt out and she started crying
I got some new jeans yesterday, until I realised they didn't fit me around the waist so I went looking for a belt. I couldn't find one. Then I had a really good idea. I could attach a ton of watches together to make a belt! But then I just thought it was a waist of time.
Yo mama so fat she wears orions belt
A Catholic priest finds a young boy crying at the top of a cliff.
“What’s wrong? Why are you crying?”
The boy points down. “Mummy and Daddy were in the car and it went over the edge”.
The priest can see the flaming wreck below. He looks around and sees no one else is about and starts to unbutton his belt
“It’s really not your day, is it?”
Yo momma so fat, her belt size is E for Equator
yo mama so big her belt size said equator
The belt broke
why do men sag there pants so low and still wear a belt
the same reason women bring their purse on a date and don't pay
what do you get when you cross a belt and a watch?
a waist of time
I just competed in a wrestling tournament. The first guy hit me harder than my dad’s belt.
My friend looks more red than Mr. Krabs.
It’s weird, I could’ve sworn I saw the silluoette of a belt hurling towards him the other day.
