I wanted to make a belt out of watches, then I realized, it was a waist of time!
Belt Jokes
When your mom tries to hit you with the belt but misses and hits herself… #victoryroyale
Yo mama so fat she wears orions belt
A man walks into a bar, he takes a seat and asks the barmen if he wanted to hear a blonde joke, the barmen replies before you tell this joke I want to tell you something, see the women over there, she is a black belt in karate, she’s blonde , see the bouncer over there he is also a blonde, see the chick over there with that pool que she is also blonde, also I have a shotgun behind the bar i’m blonde, so do you still want to tell your joke? He replies f**k that I ain’t explaining the joke 4 times.
What did the 0 say to the 8? – Nice belt.
Why couldn’t the emo kid hang himself?
After eating through his feelings the belt wouldn’t fit around his neck
Seat belts are like the condom for cars.
Your so dam fat that the only belt that fits you is an asteroid belt.
Yo momma so fat, her belt size is E for Equator
So this guy is talking to his buddy about his flying lessons. My first time in the air, my instructor informed me but he was an 8th degree black belt and homosexual, and if I don’t succumb to his sexual advances I would have to jump out of the plane, and his buddy says "well did you jump?"the guy says yeah, a little at first.
Your mamma so fat she has to use the equator as her belt
i told my mom that i have a crush she replied with: “so u like girls” i said: "uhm no no no " BUT im lesbian someone help how do i tell her without her hitting me with a belt??
I tried to make a belt out of watches. But it was a waist of time
yo mama so fat, she uses the equater as her belt
A cardboard belt is a waist of paper.
When you’re playing dead and the school shooter starts unbuckling his belt and you hear him say “This boy always had a fat ass”.
What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time.
I got some new jeans yesterday, until I realised they didn’t fit me around the waist so I went looking for a belt. I couldn’t find one. Then I had a really good idea. I could attach a ton of watches together to make a belt! But then I just thought it was a waist of time.
why do orphans like belts they remind them of their father
I once made a belt out of clocks. It was a waist of time.