Yo mama
When your mom tries to hit you with the belt but misses and hits herself... #victoryroyale
When your mom tries to hit you with the belt but misses and hits herself... #victoryroyale
What did the 0 say to the 8? -- Nice belt.
I wanted to make a belt out of watches, then I realized, it was a waist of time!
yo mama so fat, she uses the equater as her belt
Your mamma so fat she has to use the equator as her belt
Why couldn't the emo kid hang himself?
After eating through his feelings the belt wouldn't fit around his neck
When you’re playing dead and the school shooter starts unbuckling his belt and you hear him say “This boy always had a fat ass”.
Why is the belt arrested because it held up a pants
My sister thinks shes so smart she said only and onion can make you cry so i brought the belt out and she started crying
i told my mom that i have a crush she replied with: "so u like girls" i said: "uhm no no no " BUT im lesbian someone help how do i tell her without her hitting me with a belt??
I once made a belt out of clocks. It was a waist of time.
why do men sag there pants so low and still wear a belt
the same reason women bring their purse on a date and don't pay
So this guy is talking to his buddy about his flying lessons. My first time in the air, my instructor informed me but he was an 8th degree black belt and homosexual, and if I don't succumb to his sexual advances I would have to jump out of the plane, and his buddy says "well did you jump?"the guy says yeah, a little at first.
Seat belts are like the condom for cars.
A cardboard belt is a waist of paper.
I got some new jeans yesterday, until I realised they didn't fit me around the waist so I went looking for a belt. I couldn't find one. Then I had a really good idea. I could attach a ton of watches together to make a belt! But then I just thought it was a waist of time.