Crop jokes

I guess that corn is a-maize-ing.

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.

After an unsuccessful harvest, why did the farmer decide to try a career in music?

Because he had a ton of sick beets.

What is the weirdest thing to wear and what is the weirdest thing to say?

Weirdest thing to ware: Socks with sandals, also with flip flops!

Weirdest thing to say: "Would you rather be a bath or a toilet?" "The blue angel sea slug looks like an alien." (weird).

Bonus: Things to ware with other things: Crop top with t-shirt (really hip), Crop top with tights or shorts, dresses with tights! (Cool) Oh well byeeeeeee!

What do a blonde chick and a field of wheat have in common?

They're both bound to get plowed at some point in time.

What fruit do scarecrows love the most?

Straw-berries.

Health feed fights grand gucxsrdcjcgfdz taxicab heaven reflection during harvesting.

Why did the zebra cross the road?

Because he wanted to go to the Shell station.

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What is it called when corn stalks have a baby?

The cream of the crop.

Why did the rapper visit the farm?

To drop some FRESH BEETS!

I'm starting to wish my grass was emo.

Why?

So it would cut itself.

Roses are dead, violets are dead. I am a bad gardener.

A girl and her brother are walking in their garden. POV: Brother. Sister: "Why are you cutting those flowers?"

Brother: "Because they're beautiful!"

Sister: "I thought you said you cut yourself because you aren't."

Brother:......

What’s 12 inches and is moist inside?

My record holding cucumbers, locally grown at my farm.

Life would be so much easier if grass was emo.

Because it would cut itself.