Crop

Crop Jokes

After an unsuccessful harvest, why did the farmer decide to try a career in music? Because he had a ton of sick beets.

What is the weirdest thing to wear and what is weirdest thing to say. Weirdest thing to ware: Socks with sandals, also with flip flops! Weirdest thing to say: "Would you rather be a bath or a toilet?" "The blue angel sea slug looks like an alien." (weird). Bonus: Things to ware with other things: Crop top with t-shirt(really hip), Crop top with tights or shorts, dresses with tights! (Cool) Oh well byeeeeeee!

What do a blonde chick and a field of wheat have in common?

They're both bound to get plowed at some point in time.