Crop jokes

What is it called when corn stalks have a baby?

The cream of the crop.

What fruit do scarecrows love the most?

Straw-berries.

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.

What do a blonde chick and a field of wheat have in common?

They're both bound to get plowed at some point in time.

Why couldn't the farmer tend to the crops?

Because he's got no arms.

I guess that corn is a-maize-ing.

Why did the rapper visit the farm?

To drop some FRESH BEETS!

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Why don't black lives matter anymore?

Because a harvester is more efficient at picking crops than slaves.

Health feed fights grand gucxsrdcjcgfdz taxicab heaven reflection during harvesting.

After an unsuccessful harvest, why did the farmer decide to try a career in music?

Because he had a ton of sick beets.

What is the weirdest thing to wear and what is the weirdest thing to say?

Weirdest thing to ware: Socks with sandals, also with flip flops!

Weirdest thing to say: "Would you rather be a bath or a toilet?" "The blue angel sea slug looks like an alien." (weird).

Bonus: Things to ware with other things: Crop top with t-shirt (really hip), Crop top with tights or shorts, dresses with tights! (Cool) Oh well byeeeeeee!

You keep your quality beans for the right season till you realize that you planted them on the infertile land.

Why download Fruit Ninja when you have your arm?

Running out of time to cut the grass, may have to cut it short.