Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field.
I guess that corn is a-maize-ing.
After an unsuccessful harvest, why did the farmer decide to try a career in music?
Because he had a ton of sick beets.
What is the weirdest thing to wear and what is the weirdest thing to say?
Weirdest thing to ware: Socks with sandals, also with flip flops!
Weirdest thing to say: "Would you rather be a bath or a toilet?" "The blue angel sea slug looks like an alien." (weird).
Bonus: Things to ware with other things: Crop top with t-shirt (really hip), Crop top with tights or shorts, dresses with tights! (Cool) Oh well byeeeeeee!
What do a blonde chick and a field of wheat have in common?
They're both bound to get plowed at some point in time.
What fruit do scarecrows love the most?
Straw-berries.
Health feed fights grand gucxsrdcjcgfdz taxicab heaven reflection during harvesting
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What is it called when corn stalks have a baby?
The cream of the crop.
This is crop tops! Go to crop tops and click each picture and look! Comment too. O and like!
Why did the rapper visit the farm?
To drop some FRESH BEETS
