Crop jokes
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After an unsuccessful harvest, why did the farmer decide to try a career in music?
Because he had a ton of sick beets.
Health feed fights grand gucxsrdcjcgfdz taxicab heaven reflection during harvesting.
What is the weirdest thing to wear and what is the weirdest thing to say?
Weirdest thing to ware: Socks with sandals, also with flip flops!
Weirdest thing to say: "Would you rather be a bath or a toilet?" "The blue angel sea slug looks like an alien." (weird).
Bonus: Things to ware with other things: Crop top with t-shirt (really hip), Crop top with tights or shorts, dresses with tights! (Cool) Oh well byeeeeeee!
What do a blonde chick and a field of wheat have in common?
They're both bound to get plowed at some point in time.
Why did the rapper visit the farm?
To drop some FRESH BEETS!
Why don't black lives matter anymore?
Because a harvester is more efficient at picking crops than slaves.
I guess that corn is a-maize-ing.
Why couldn't the farmer tend to the crops?
Because he's got no arms.
You keep your quality beans for the right season till you realize that you planted them on the infertile land.
What fruit do scarecrows love the most?
Straw-berries.
What is it called when corn stalks have a baby?
The cream of the crop.
Why download Fruit Ninja when you have your arm?
Running out of time to cut the grass, may have to cut it short.
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field.
A Person that puts a RickRoll in a book is actually the hero we all needed...
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hey guys look what my cousin said im telling tracy to make sure your in trouble now this is why your roof is falling in and you got to boil creek water to wash your stinky ass you wear makeup and whore clothes for attention from guys because u dont get any at home no one loves you you put so much makup on you look like a prostitute and the only way you can get attention iss wearing clothes with your ass out like gir… Read more