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Farmer

After an unsuccessful harvest, why did the farmer decide to try a career in music?

Because he had a ton of sick beets.

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Man

A Person that puts a RickRoll in a book is actually the hero we all needed...

A page of text detailing the life and work of Niels Bohr, a prominent figure in physics.
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    Sock

    What is the weirdest thing to wear and what is the weirdest thing to say?

    Weirdest thing to ware: Socks with sandals, also with flip flops!

    Weirdest thing to say: "Would you rather be a bath or a toilet?" "The blue angel sea slug looks like an alien." (weird).

    Bonus: Things to ware with other things: Crop top with t-shirt (really hip), Crop top with tights or shorts, dresses with tights! (Cool) Oh well byeeeeeee!

    Health

    Health feed fights grand gucxsrdcjcgfdz taxicab heaven reflection during harvesting.

    Blonde

    What do a blonde chick and a field of wheat have in common?

    They're both bound to get plowed at some point in time.

    Zebra

    Why did the zebra cross the road?

    Because he wanted to go to the Shell station.

    Baby

    What is it called when corn stalks have a baby?

    The cream of the crop.

    Crop top

    This is crop tops! Go to crop tops and click each picture and look! Comment too.

    Oh, and like!

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    Spongebob

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    A four-panel meme with Spongebob characters. The top left panel shows Spongebob holding a tray of colorful macarons. The top right panel shows Patrick Star cosplaying as Thanos. The bottom left panel shows a worried Spongebob looking at a cloud of dust. The bottom right panel shows a fish screaming with a mouthful of gold glitter.
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    hey guys look what my cousin said im telling tracy to make sure your in trouble now this is why your roof is falling in and you got to boil creek water to wash your stinky ass you wear makeup and whore clothes for attention from guys because u dont get any at home no one loves you you put so much makup on you look like a prostitute and the only way you can get attention iss wearing clothes with your ass out like gir
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    GENESIS 26 Isaac and Abimelek 1Now there was a famine in the land—besides the previous famine in Abraham’s time—and Isaac went to Abimelek king of the Philistines in Gerar. 2The Lord appeared to Isaac and said, “Do not go down to Egypt; live in the land where I tell you to live. 3Stay in this land for a while, and I will be with you and will bless you. For to you and your descendants I will give all these lands and w
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