When I was 14 my mum caught me wanking and she slapped me across the face a couple weeks later my dad caught me having a beer and he made me drink 40 beers and I just thought we’ll I’m glad he didn’t catch me wanking
Knock knock who’s there yo mum yo mum who yo mum is watching you wank right now
whats fat and wanks over his mom ? guy sheppard
My son was thrown out of school for letting a schoolgirl wank him off. "That's the third school this year..." I said to my son, "... Maybe teaching isn't for you."
What did Joe say when he saw his girlfriend sleeping with his sister? Nothing, he just started wanking.
What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? I don’t know I was too busy wanking
What’s the difference between an egg and a wank?
You can beat an egg
Kids are cute, not even joking. Wanking is easy around them
Look at your left hand now look at your right hand an tell your self what hand do you cheat with !
WANKING
i wank over rose watson
