Wank

Wank Jokes

Parent

When I was 14, my mum caught me wanking, and she slapped me across the face. A couple weeks later, my dad caught me having a beer, and he made me drink 40 beers. I just thought, "Well, I'm glad he didn't catch me wanking."

Mum

"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Yo mum." "Yo mum who?" "Yo mum is watching you wank right now."

School

My son was thrown out of school for letting a schoolgirl wank him off.

"That's the third school this year..." I said to my son, "... Maybe teaching isn't for you."

Sister

What did Joe say when he saw his girlfriend sleeping with his sister?

Nothing, he just started wanking.

Baby

What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? I don’t know. I was too busy wanking.

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  • Egg

    What’s the difference between an egg and a wank?

    You can beat an egg.

    Kid

    Kids are cute, not even joking. Wanking is easy around them.

    Hand

    Look at your left hand, now look at your right hand, and tell yourself, "Which hand do you cheat with?"

    Wanking.