"What do we want?"
"HEARING AIDS!"
"When do we want them?"
"HEARING AIDS!"
Ten Catholic priests all die in a bus accident. When they arrive at the pearly gates, St. Peter acknowledges them. He sees that they're all priests and immediately says "If any of you are pedophiles, there's no point waiting here. You might as well eff off straight to hell right now!” Nine of the priests turn around and begin to walk away. St. Peter calls after them, "AND TAKE THE DEAF BASTARD WITH YOU TOO!”
Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she
Best way to stop a fight between deaf people? Just turn off the Lights
When deaf people fight, they let their fists do the talking.
Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? Neither did she. Did you see that one coming? Neither did she.
(She's blind and deaf)
A guy walks into a bar and sees a 1 foot piano player over by the door. He goes over to the bartender, orders a beer, and says “man, how’d you get such a short piano player.” The bartender says in response” there’s a genie in the back of the bar.” The man finishes his beer and runs to the back, looking for the genie. He finds it and says “I wish for a million bucks.” Suddenly, a million ducks fly out of the bar. The customer looks confused and goes back to the bartender and says “what just happened” the bartender replies “the genie is half deaf, do you really think I’d ask for a 12 inch pianist?”
Helen Keller deaf-initely faked it!
My ex-wife was deaf. She left me for a deaf friend of hers. To be honest, I should have seen the signs.
Once there was a girl named Sally! She had no arms or legs, was mute, deaf, and blind
Knock knock Who’s there? Not sally
What did the deaf, blind, mute, and paralyzed baby get for Christmas?
AIDS.
When deaf people see someone yawning, do they think they're screaming?
I told my new girlfriend that my mother is deaf...
So she would have to speak loudly and slowly.
I told my mother that my new girlfriend is disabled. Now we wait.
Why did Johnny not like the audiobook he got for his birthday?
Johnny was deaf.
What did the deaf man say to the blind man before he fell into the well?
Nothing.
Q:What was hellen kellers favorite game as a kid A:musical chairs
why did helen kellers cat run away? i would run away if my name was jufhvfhvurhkso
I broke up with my deaf girlfriend because she never listened to me.
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?
They stuck her in a round room and told her to find the penny in the corner.
What games would deaf people not be good at...
Simon says and Musical chairs
