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Hearing

Anonymous

“What do we want?”

“HEARING AIDS!”

“When do we want them?”

“HEARING AIDS!”

People

Anonymous

Best way to stop a fight between deaf people? Just turn off the Lights

People

Anonymous

When deaf people fight, they let their fists do the talking.

Birthday

Joker Card

Why did Johnny not like the audiobook he got for his birthday?

Johnny was deaf.

Girlfriend

Logan Paul

I broke up with my deaf girlfriend because she never listened to me.

Man

(Optional)

A guy walks into a bar and sees a 1 foot piano player over by the door. He goes over to the bartender, orders a beer, and says “man, how’d you get such a short piano player.” The bartender says in response” there’s a genie in the back of the bar.” The man finishes his beer and runs to the back, looking for the genie. He finds it and says “I wish for a million bucks.” Suddenly, a million ducks fly out of the bar. The customer looks confused and goes back to the bartender and says “what just happened” the bartender replies “the genie is half deaf, do you really think I’d ask for a 12 inch pianist?”

Wife

Anonymous

My ex-wife was deaf. She left me for a deaf friend of hers. To be honest, I should have seen the signs.

See

pikachuplayz2

Did you hear the joke about helen keller? neither did she. Did you see that one coming? neither did she.

(shes blind and deaf)

Man

Anonymous

What did the deaf man say to the blind man before he fell into the well?

Nothing.

Priest

Person

Ten Catholic priests all die in a bus accident. When they arrive at the pearly gates, St. Peter acknowledges them. He sees that they’re all priests and immediately says "If any of you are pedophiles, there’s no point waiting here. You might as well eff off straight to hell right now!” Nine of the priests turn around and begin to walk away. St. Peter calls after them, "AND TAKE THE DEAF BASTARD WITH YOU TOO!”

People

Smeagol

When deaf people people see someone yawning do they think their screaming

Neighbor

Anonymous

I told my deaf mom to be nice to the neighbors, she didn´t listen…

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Orphan

JeanH

What did the blind deaf orphan child get for Christmas?

cancer

People

Anonymous

You can say what you want about deaf people …

Baby

krazy

What did the deaf, blind, mute, and paralyzed baby get for Christmas?

AIDS.

Ear

99james00

how do you get two deaf people from fighting? turn off the lights and walk out.

Animal

Cracker Jokes

What do you call a deaf animal? Anything, it can’t hear you.

People

dante

what does a deaf person do when they hear people scream? I don’t know its not like they’re gonna hear it anyway.

Personal

lame

did you hear the one about the deaf person me: no thats because they caint hear so they dont talk

Kid

Anonymous

What did the deaf, dumb, and blind kid get for Christmas?

Answer: cancer

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