“What do we want?”

“HEARING AIDS!”

“When do we want them?”

“HEARING AIDS!”

Did you hear about the deaf man who got a ticket?

It’s OK he didn’t either!

Why did Johnny not like the audiobook he got for his birthday?

Johnny was deaf.

What did the deaf man say to the blind man before he fell into the well?

Nothing.

When deaf people fight, they let their fists do the talking.

I broke up with my deaf girlfriend because she never listened to me.

Ten Catholic priests all die in a bus accident. When they arrive at the pearly gates, St. Peter acknowledges them. He sees that they’re all priests and immediately says "If any of you are pedophiles, there’s no point waiting here. You might as well eff off straight to hell right now!” Nine of the priests turn around and begin to walk away. St. Peter calls after them, "AND TAKE THE DEAF BASTARD WITH YOU TOO!”

Deaf peoples shux lots dix. They cant haer!

I just came up with a really good deaf people joke! The great thing is that they won’t be able to hear!

Hellen Keller once said, ¨love is not something you see or hear, it is something you feel¨ but of course she said it like this ¨fbfebsovbforbw urbwbwvorb¨

What did the deaf, dumb, and blind kid get for Christmas?

Answer: cancer

There was a guy I knew who owned a foot high piano player? He had found a magic lamp and rubbed it. The genie popped out and gave him one wish. The guy thinks the genie was a bit deaf as all he got was a 12 pianist.

What did the blind deaf orphan child get for Christmas?

cancer

What to do you do after you rape a deaf girl? Cut off her fingers so she can’t tell anyone.

the deaf man said to the waiter. mmmm the waiter said no english than the deaf man signed’ f u’

You can say what you want about deaf people …

Did you hear about how that deaf man got a ticket?

It’s ok he didn’t either!

So this guy we talked to wanted me to leave for ever and we said what u never want to hear from me again

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