What do you do when you finish a magazine at a hospital? Reload and keep shooting
Teacher: your bag is heavy what's in there!
Weird Kid: Magazines
Eric's mom asked to his son why his bag is heavy and if it is because of books. Eric replied "No, magazines"
Would do you do when you finish a magazine at the school, put another one in and continue
Those poor kids at Sandy Hook, all they wanted was books. Instead, they got magazines
THERES this smart way to sneak a calculator into scholl I’ve heard of you take the calculator put it in a gun magazine put the magazine in the gun and bring the gun to school
What does a Trump supporter use to load his/her AR-15? A MAGAzine.
Me: Hey thats a really heavy bag, do you have a lot of books and magazines in there? The Quiet Kid: Yeah, Magazines.....
I feel bad for the kids at Sandy Hook all they wanted was books but got magazines instead
How did gertie gorilla make the playboy magazine? She was ape-ril!
What do you do when u finish a magazine in school.answer u shoot it
What's a gun's favorite type of literature?
Magazine
A buddy and I checked out some books from a local library, when we returned them he said “your sister works the returns right” I told him “yes she does and she will be here in about five minutes”. He said “ why don’t we put a cook book in the women’s sports section” I told him “I love it” so I picked out a Reese Witherspoon book.
Orphan: Shooting gun at shooting range, "I'm out of bullets, got a magazine?" Guy: that's probably because your S I N G L E
I am having a shit and there nothing else to read
Did you hear about the woman who couldn't stop collecting magazines? She had issues.
The kids at Robb Elementary School went in to read books.. Instead they got dozens of Magazines.
AYO IMAGINE HAVING A CHOCOLATE FOUNTAIN BUT INSTEAD ITS COST A BILLION DOLLARS A GALLON AND YOU HAVE A HUNDRED THOUSANDS THAT NUMBER WILL NEVER EQUATE TO HOW MANY PORNO MAGAZINES AND ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES AND MALY LIQUORS STOLEN FROM MY BROTHER BEDROOM AS A DESPERATE ATTEMPT AT BEING EDGY AYO MAYBE INSTEAD OF THE FUTURE CARS BEING POWERED BY PETROLEUM OIL AND GASS BUT WITH HOT CHOCOLATE
