Magazine jokes
Me: Hey, that's a really heavy bag, do you have a lot of books and magazines in there?
The Quiet Kid: Yeah, magazines.....
What do you do when you finish a magazine at a hospital?
Reload and keep shooting.
Teacher: Your bag is heavy, what's in there?
Weird Kid: Magazines.
What do you do when you finish a magazine at school? Put another one in and continue!
Poor kids in American schools, they want books, but all they get are magazines.
Eric's mom asked her son why his bag was heavy and if it was because of books. Eric replied, "No, magazines."
Those poor kids at Sandy Hook, all they wanted was books. Instead, they got magazines.
A girl kept looking through the window whilst the boys got changed!
I, as a boy, was getting annoyed, so I found an interesting magazine in the corner. So, what did I do? Reload and fire!
What does a Trump supporter use to load his/her AR-15?
A MAGAzine.
What do cannibals read?
People.
Digest Readers.
There's this smart way to sneak a calculator into school. I've heard of it. You take the calculator, put it in a gun magazine, put the magazine in the gun, and bring the gun to school!
The students at Columbine needed books, but all they got were magazines.
How did Gertie Gorilla make the Playboy magazine?
She was ape-ril!
What do you do when you finish a magazine in school?
Answer: You shoot it!
What's a gun's favorite type of literature?
Magazine.
I feel bad for the kids at Sandy Hook. All they wanted was books, but got magazines instead.
Orphan: Shooting gun at shooting range, "I'm out of bullets, got a magazine?"
Guy: That's probably because you're single.
I am having a shit and there[sic] nothing else to read.
Did you hear about the woman who couldn't stop collecting magazines? She had issues.
The kids at Robb Elementary School went in to read books. Instead, they got dozens of magazines.