Pride jokes

Why does 9/11 only get a day, but Pride gets an entire month?

Because pride is a bigger tragedy.

When a kindergarten teacher asks a kid to sing the alphabet, he said "ab3defg." The teacher said, "Do you like 3D?" He said, "Yeah." The teacher yelled, "Okay, do you have a 3DS?" He said yes. The teacher goes into his bag and says, "Say ABCs or your 3DS will be destroyed." He says, "ab3defghijlmnopqrs." "Oh, he learned well." The teacher threw the 3DS out the window. The kid gets it, and it still works. Then he googles ABCs. It goes to YouTube and says, "abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz." The teacher is proud of the 3DS. The class went home telling parents.

What’s the best kind of candy to offer at a Pride parade?

Skittles.

Ever wonder why pride month is so hot?

It's just a free trial of what's to come for the celebrators...

What do you call a gay pride parade that was ran over?

Rainbow road.

Guys, can we change pride month to another month, please? My birthday is in June, and I'm not gay, and my friends keep making fun of me. I think we should change it to March because my brother's birthday is in March, and that'd be funny.

Your parents are so proud of you. They LOVE you! <3

Why is there a big old gay parade on one of the first days of summer?

Pride always cometh before the fall.

What’s a fun game to play during a pride parade?

Capture the flag.

Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense.

They have to come out of the closet sometime.

I went home one day, and three guys—a Spanish guy, a Chinese guy, and a white guy—told me, "You should be proud of your sister. She won a trophy about knowing her flavor of meats." Then my sister told me that I was blindfolded, and she gave all of them a blowjob, and I had to guess which flavor that I was sucking on. I was right all the time, and they gave me a trophy. The Trophy says "Blowjobs of the Flavors." As a brother, I couldn't be prouder.

I am only here because me no like Blues Clues LGBTQ episode as I don’t believe in that. If you do, ok.

And it shouldn’t be a month, the month should be for all of the war veterans, it should be a day for pride. Companies only use this month for money; it’s exploitation because they don’t truly support, unlike me, in which I don’t support it.

Hi!!!! So it has been a very long time, and I have seen that your jokes have been becoming more and more inappropriate.

Guys, you don't need to be inappropriate to be cool! You are awesome if you like school, and even if you are gay, or anything in the LGBTQ+ category. #PRIDE

Anyway, I myself am not LGBTQ+, but I don't think people who are should get shamed for it. I love you guys, and stay positive!!!

What do you call a bus full of transgender men? T-Mobile.

A cow went into a pride of lions' territory.

Since that moment, he knew his life was on the stake.

You know the stupid trend where people say it’s ok to be overly obese? Healthy even? That you should take pride in it? Which idiots started that movement?

Well. We know one thing for sure. They were obviously members of a wider community.

Your mom is so hot, if she had an OnlyFans page, she would get more money than companies during Pride Month.

Everyone, take off your pride flags; it's already a new month.

I decided to visit Saudi Arabia with my girlfriend.

She and I learned they celebrate Pride month by throwing stones.

This joke is kinda offensive, but here you go.

What’s the longest joke of the year? Pride month.