Hi!!!! So it has been a very long time, and I have seen that your jokes have been becoming more and more inappropriate.
Guys, you don't need to be inappropriate to be cool! You are awesome if you like school, and even if you are gay, or anything in the LGBTQ+ category. #PRIDE
Anyway, I myself am not LGBTQ+, but I don't think people who are should get shamed for it. I love you guys, and stay positive!!!
I decided to visit Saudi Arabia with my girlfriend.
She and I learned they celebrate Pride month by throwing stones.
What do you call a bus full of transgender men? T-Mobile.
Why does 9/11 only get a day, but Pride gets an entire month?
Because pride is a bigger tragedy.
A cow went into a pride of lions' territory.
Since that moment, he knew his life was on the stake.
How long does it take for a depressed person to change a light bulb?
5 days. & I’m pretty proud of myself.
Yo mama's so gay that, after watching Aladdin, she tried to fly on a pride flag!
What do you call a gay pride parade that was ran over?
Rainbow road.
What’s a fun game to play during a pride parade?
Capture the flag.
What do you call a black person with a pride flag? A Cosmic brownie
Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense.
They have to come out of the closet sometime.
Everyone, take off your pride flags; it's already a new month.
Person 1: “You assume I’m gay because I have rainbow hair, I’m wearing a rainbow shirt, and I have a rainbow pride flag behind me?”
Person 2: “You assume I’m disabled because I have deformed arms and limbs, no legs, and I ride around in a wheelchair?”
Your parents are so proud of you. They LOVE you! <3
What’s the LGBTQ national anthem?
Somewhere over the rainbow.
One day I was going home, and 7 married men came to me and said, "You should be proud of your sister." I asked why. They told me it was the best that they ever had, and we got your sister a trophy.
So I went home, my sister said, "Look at my trophy I earned." The trophy said "The Best Blow Jobs." As a bro, I couldn’t be more prouder.
Ali from Kazakhstan, he got small forehead, all his friends laugh. They say, "Ali, your forehead so tiny, you need magnifying glass to see!" But Ali, he not care, he proud of his unique look. When he wear hat, it look like top of mountain, so funny, everyone laugh with him. Ali know small forehead no problem, it make him special, like rare gem!
All the lines on the LGBT flag are straight.
Guys, can we change pride month to another month, please? My birthday is in June, and I'm not gay, and my friends keep making fun of me. I think we should change it to March because my brother's birthday is in March, and that'd be funny.
What’s the LGBTQ national anthem?
"Somewhere Over the Rainbow" by Harold Arlen.
