Pride jokes
Why does 9/11 only get a day, but Pride gets an entire month?
Because pride is a bigger tragedy.
What’s the best kind of candy to offer at a Pride parade?
Skittles.
Three nuns are talking, and the first nun says, "You would never believe what I discovered." Intrigued, the others signal her to continue. "I found a phone in the priest's room," said the first nun. "Oh, that's nothing," said the second one. "I found condoms in one of his drawers." said the second one. "What did you do with them?" said the first nun. Pridefully, the second nun responds with, "I poked holes in all of them." and the third nun says, "Oh sh*t...."
I decided to visit Saudi Arabia with my girlfriend.
She and I learned they celebrate Pride month by throwing stones.
What do you call a bus full of transgender men? T-Mobile.
A cow went into a pride of lions' territory.
Since that moment, he knew his life was on the stake.
How long does it take for a depressed person to change a light bulb?
5 days. & I’m pretty proud of myself.
Yo mama's so gay that, after watching Aladdin, she tried to fly on a pride flag!
What do you call a black person with a pride flag? A Cosmic Brownie.
Did you hear about the woman who broke up with the man who had a small penis?
When his friends ask how he’s doing, he said, “I wasn’t that into her.”
Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense.
They have to come out of the closet sometime.
What’s a fun game to play during a pride parade?
Capture the flag.
Person 1: “You assume I’m gay because I have rainbow hair, I’m wearing a rainbow shirt, and I have a rainbow pride flag behind me?”
Person 2: “You assume I’m disabled because I have deformed arms and limbs, no legs, and I ride around in a wheelchair?”
Why is there a big old gay parade on one of the first days of summer?
Pride always cometh before the fall.
Everyone, take off your pride flags; it's already a new month.
What do you call a gay pride parade that was ran over?
Rainbow road.
What’s the LGBTQ national anthem?
Somewhere over the rainbow.
One day I was going home, and 7 married men came to me and said, "You should be proud of your sister." I asked why. They told me it was the best that they ever had, and we got your sister a trophy.
So I went home, my sister said, "Look at my trophy I earned." The trophy said "The Best Blow Jobs." As a bro, I couldn’t be more prouder.
Ali from Kazakhstan, he got small forehead, all his friends laugh. They say, "Ali, your forehead so tiny, you need magnifying glass to see!" But Ali, he not care, he proud of his unique look. When he wear hat, it look like top of mountain, so funny, everyone laugh with him. Ali know small forehead no problem, it make him special, like rare gem!
All the lines on the LGBT flag are straight.