Adolf Hitler

Adolf Hitler jokes

Documentary

I just watched a documentary about Adolf Hitler.

He sure was a popular guy. Everywhere he went, people shouted “Hi Hitler” and gave him a little wave.

Man

A man tried to shoot Adolf Hitler, but missed. Then Adolf replied, "Oh shoot, I did nazi that coming!"

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  • Difference

    Q: What’s the difference between Usain Bolt and Adolf Hitler?

    A: One got to finish a race.

    Hitler

    Q: If Adolf Hitler was a sea creature, which would he be?

    A: Adlof-in.

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  • Quote

    Ruin a quote by attributing it to the wrong person.

    "Don't cry because it is over. Smile because it happened." -Adolf Hitler, 1945.

    Hitler

    Q. What did Hitler give his niece for her birthday?

    A. An easy bake oven.

    Line

    If Adolf starred in the Room, his most iconic line would be “I did not Hitler! I did not!”

    Book

    It's just been discovered that as well as writing a book, Adolf Hitler also wrote one of the first computer games, "Mein Kraft."

    Front

    Adding a "gl" in front of "camping" doesn't make it any better.

    If you add a "gl" in front of "Adolf Hitler," it doesn't make him a great guy.