Adolf Hitler jokes
It's just been discovered that as well as writing a book, Adolf Hitler also wrote one of the first computer games, "Mein Kraft."
Ruin a quote by attributing it to the wrong person.
"Don't cry because it is over. Smile because it happened." -Adolf Hitler, 1945.
A man tried to shoot Adolf Hitler, but missed. Then Adolf replied, "Oh shoot, I did nazi that coming!"
Adolf Hitler + Vladimir Putin = Vladolf Putler.
Guy, your hairline was the reason Adolf Hitler said, "Let there be war!"
What do you call Adolf Hitler in a pool? Adolfin.
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Q: What’s the difference between Usain Bolt and Adolf Hitler?
A: One got to finish a race.
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Q: If Adolf Hitler was a sea creature, which would he be?
A: Adlof-in.
Adding a "gl" in front of "camping" doesn't make it any better.
If you add a "gl" in front of "Adolf Hitler," it doesn't make him a great guy.
Whoever killed Adolf Hitler is MY hero!
I just watched a documentary about Adolf Hitler.
He sure was a popular guy. Everywhere he went, people shouted “Hi Hitler” and gave him a little wave.
Why did Adolf Hitler like nuts? He only had one.
Q. What did Hitler give his niece for her birthday?
A. An easy bake oven.
If Adolf starred in the Room, his most iconic line would be “I did not Hitler! I did not!”
Why did Hitler kill himself?
So he didn't have to pay the gas bills.
What do you call a Fuhrer who's also a fitness coach?
Adolf Fit-ler.
What is the worst thing that Nazis have done?
Adolf Hit-her.
Why did Adolf Hitler wish he had two nuts?
Because he only had one.