Adolf Hitler jokes
Q: What’s the difference between Usain Bolt and Adolf Hitler?
A: One got to finish a race.
A man tried to shoot Adolf Hitler, but missed. Then Adolf replied, "Oh shoot, I did nazi that coming!"
Q: If Adolf Hitler was a sea creature, which would he be?
A: Adlof-in.
Why did Adolf Hitler like nuts? He only had one.
I just watched a documentary about Adolf Hitler.
He sure was a popular guy. Everywhere he went, people shouted “Hi Hitler” and gave him a little wave.
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What do you call Adolf Hitler in a pool? Adolfin.
Ruin a quote by attributing it to the wrong person.
"Don't cry because it is over. Smile because it happened." -Adolf Hitler, 1945.
Q. What did Hitler give his niece for her birthday?
A. An easy bake oven.
If Adolf starred in the Room, his most iconic line would be “I did not Hitler! I did not!”
What do you call a Fuhrer who's also a fitness coach?
Adolf Fit-ler.
Adolf Hitler + Vladimir Putin = Vladolf Putler.
It's just been discovered that as well as writing a book, Adolf Hitler also wrote one of the first computer games, "Mein Kraft."
Guy, your hairline was the reason Adolf Hitler said, "Let there be war!"
You don't need a license to drive a sandwich.
Adding a "gl" in front of "camping" doesn't make it any better.
If you add a "gl" in front of "Adolf Hitler," it doesn't make him a great guy.
What is the worst thing that Nazis have done?
Adolf Hit-her.
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Whoever killed Adolf Hitler is MY hero!
Why is Hitler a better person than Jeffrey Epstein?
At least Hitler killed himself.