Why are there no good Indian actors? Because all the good ones are trying to get your bank details over the phone.

What did the Indian boy say to his mother as he left for school? – Mumbai!

My wife left me for an Indian guy. – I know he’s going to treat her well, I heard they worship cows.

What did the indian say to the fat man?

Curry up!

How do you blow up an Indian person?

You press the red button.

What did a gay Indian use as a weapons of war? A rain-bow

what do you call an Indian lesbo, mingeatta

what country did indians invent? curry-a

What do you call a indian in a lamorgini?

CURRY in a hurry.

Why do Indians marry cows, because they bathe in milk.

at what speed is the curry going at ?

in a hurry to the curry man

Why do Indian man marry fat Woman

Kid -dad I want santa to give me iphone Indian poor dad- son santa is deaf Kid-no he is not I saw him on Tv yesterday Indian poor dad-oh actually I asked him to for a new wife may be he is wearing AirPods Kid-you are my santa daddy Indian poor dad- pull down you pants son Kid-it’s not apple product Indian poor dad -its banana

What do indian hip hop artists eat. rice rice baby

What did the indian say to the cow?

I lowe you, moo than anything

What did the cow tell an indian?

Moo!

There were three indians that got kick out of the tride. One said “me find food” and he came back with a decent size rabit. The other two asked him what happened he said "me see rabit me shoot rabit and rabit fall down dead. The 2nd indian “me find food” he came back with a good sized deer the other two asked him what happened he said"me see deer me shoot deer deer fall down dead. The third indian said “me find food” he came back crwling mising a leg and an arm and he was all cut up the others anded what happened he said "me see train me shoot trai train no stop

what do u call a cutta with ginger hair? Flinn Taylor

Lets not make any more indian jokes. All yoour jokes are trash. Please stop.

Why did the indian cross the road? To run away from the pakistani