Raaj went up to his mom and said, "I bet you 10 dollars I can disappear." Then he turned off the lights.
Indian Jokes
What do you call someone with a pindie spot?
Stop screen recording.
Curry.
I was in the corner shop and the Indian woman was sporting a red dot on her forehead. I scratched it off and won a fucking Ford Focus!
Women.
Why are there no good Indian actors? Because all the good ones are trying to get your bank details over the phone.
A man asked his girlfriend what she wanted to eat one night, and she said "Chinese food," so he took her to China. The next night, he asked her again. She said, "Indian," so he took her to India. The next night, he asked her again. She said, "Nothin'," so he took her to Africa.
What do you call an Indian gymnast? Balance Singh.
Why can't Indians play football? Because every time they take a corner, they make a shop.
My wife left me for an Indian guy. I know he's going to treat her well, I heard they worship cows.
What do you call an Indian electrician?
Ashok 😂
Why do Indians have a red dot on their head?
Because they're recording.
What did the Indian boy say to his mother as he left for school? -- "Mumbai!"
What do you call an Indian in a Lamborghini?
CURRY in a hurry.
What do you call a lost Indian woman? Ms. Singh.
Why are Indians such good actors?
Most of them are phone scammers.
An Indian guy and an American guy in a wheelchair met in a bar for drinks.
The American guy got drunk and fell on the sidewalk.
The Indian guy got drunk and walked away.
How do you blow up an Indian person?
You press the red button.
What do you call 2 Indians on a dating website? Connect the dots.
What do you call a guy from India calling you?
A scammer.
