What do you call someone with a pindie spot
Stop screen recording
raaj went up to his mum and said i bet you 10 dollars i can disappear… then he turned off the lights
curry
Women
a man asked his girlfriend what she wanted to eat one night and she said chinese food, so he took her to china. The next night, he asked her again, she said indian, so he took her to india. The next night, he asked her again, she said, "Nothin." so he took her to africa
Why can’t Indian women drive?
They’re too used to riding their camels
What do you call an Indian gymnast? Balance Singh
What do you call an Indian electrician? Ashok 😂
Why are there no good Indian actors? Because all the good ones are trying to get your bank details over the phone.
My wife left me for an Indian guy. -- I know he's going to treat her well, I heard they worship cows.
What do you call an Indian plane that comes back?
A Boomerang
Why can’t Indians play football...... cause every time they take a corner they make a shop
What you call an Indian with pink hair?
Ghandi floss
Why do Indians have a red dot on their head
because there recording
What did the Indian boy say to his mother as he left for school? -- Mumbai!
What do you call 2 indians on a dating website? Connect the dots
What do you call a lost indian women? Ms Singh
What do you call a indian in a lamorgini?
CURRY in a hurry.
How do you blow up an Indian person?
You press the red button.
