Indian Jokes

a man asked his girlfriend what she wanted to eat one night and she said chinese food, so he took her to china. The next night, he asked her again, she said indian, so he took her to india. The next night, he asked her again, she said, "Nothin." so he took her to africa

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Why are there no good Indian actors? Because all the good ones are trying to get your bank details over the phone.