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What did the Indian boy say to his mother as he left for school? – Mumbai!

Why are there no good Indian actors? Because all the good ones are trying to get your bank details over the phone.

How do you blow up an Indian person?

You press the red button.

My wife left me for an Indian guy. – I know he’s going to treat her well, I heard they worship cows.

What did the indian say to the fat man?

Curry up!

Why do Indians marry cows, because they bathe in milk.

what do you call an Indian lesbo, mingeatta

What did a gay Indian use as a weapons of war? A rain-bow

What did the indian cheese say to the other cheese? Tu cheese badi hai mast mast

What did the cookie say to the milk? What’s up duud

What do indian hip hop artists eat. rice rice baby

Why do Indian man marry fat Woman

Lets not make any more indian jokes. All yoour jokes are trash. Please stop.

what do u call a cutta with ginger hair? Flinn Taylor

Kid -dad I want santa to give me iphone Indian poor dad- son santa is deaf Kid-no he is not I saw him on Tv yesterday Indian poor dad-oh actually I asked him to for a new wife may be he is wearing AirPods Kid-you are my santa daddy Indian poor dad- pull down you pants son Kid-it’s not apple product Indian poor dad -its banana

What did the cow tell an indian?


There were three indians that got kick out of the tride. One said “me find food” and he came back with a decent size rabit. The other two asked him what happened he said "me see rabit me shoot rabit and rabit fall down dead. The 2nd indian “me find food” he came back with a good sized deer the other two asked him what happened he said"me see deer me shoot deer deer fall down dead. The third indian said “me find food” he came back crwling mising a leg and an arm and he was all cut up the others anded what happened he said "me see train me shoot trai train no stop

What did the indian say to the cow?

I lowe you, moo than anything

Why did the indian cross the road? To run away from the pakistani

How do you pick up an Indian baby? A broom and dustpan.