How do you blow up an Indian person?
You press the red button.
Why are there no good Indian actors? Because all the good ones are trying to get your bank details over the phone.
My wife left me for an Indian guy. – I know he’s going to treat her well, I heard they worship cows.
There were three indians that got kick out of the tride. One said “me find food” and he came back with a decent size rabit. The other two asked him what happened he said "me see rabit me shoot rabit and rabit fall down dead. The 2nd indian “me find food” he came back with a good sized deer the other two asked him what happened he said"me see deer me shoot deer deer fall down dead. The third indian said “me find food” he came back crwling mising a leg and an arm and he was all cut up the others anded what happened he said "me see train me shoot trai train no stop
Went to my local Indian restaurant asked the waiter for a chicken tarka Masala the waiter said what’s that I said it’s the same as a tikka just a little otter
Two old Indian ladies out picking Potato’s one ladie stops staring at this huge potato turning it round and round . The other old Ladie sais to her what are you doing she sais these potato’s remind me of my ((husbands nuts )) she sais oh my are they really that BIG she said no there that dirty. lololol