Indian jokes
Raaj went up to his mom and said, "I bet you 10 dollars I can disappear." Then he turned off the lights.
Curry.
What do you call an Indian gymnast? Balance Singh.
A man asked his girlfriend what she wanted to eat one night, and she said "Chinese food," so he took her to China. The next night, he asked her again. She said, "Indian," so he took her to India. The next night, he asked her again. She said, "Nothin'," so he took her to Africa.
Why are there no good Indian actors? Because all the good ones are trying to get your bank details over the phone.
Women.
Why can't Indians play football? Because every time they take a corner, they make a shop.
My wife left me for an Indian guy. I know he's going to treat her well, I heard they worship cows.
I was in the corner shop and the Indian woman was sporting a red dot on her forehead. I scratched it off and won a fucking Ford Focus!
What did the Indian boy say to his mother as he left for school? -- "Mumbai!"
What do you call a lost Indian woman? Ms. Singh.
What do you call an Indian electrician?
Ashok 😂
Why do Indians have a red dot on their head?
Because they're recording.
What do you call an Indian in a Lamborghini?
CURRY in a hurry.
What do you call 2 Indians on a dating website? Connect the dots.
What do you call someone with a pindie spot?
Stop screen recording.
How do you blow up an Indian person?
You press the red button.
What do you call an Indian plane that comes back?
A Boomerang.
Why are Indians such good actors?
Most of them are phone scammers.
A white dude walks up to a Muslim and says, "So you're an Indian?" and the Muslim says, "No brotha, I'm not 7-Eleven, I'm 9/11."