Raaj went up to his mom and said, "I bet you 10 dollars I can disappear." Then he turned off the lights.
I was in the corner shop and the Indian woman was sporting a red dot on her forehead, I scratched it off and won a fucking ford focus!
What do you call someone with a pindie spot
Stop screen recording
Curry.
Why are there no good Indian actors? Because all the good ones are trying to get your bank details over the phone.
What do you call an Indian gymnast? Balance Singh
A man asked his girlfriend what she wanted to eat one night, and she said Chinese food, so he took her to China. The next night, he asked her again. She said Indian, so he took her to India. The next night, he asked her again. She said, "Nothin'," so he took her to Africa.
Why can’t Indians play football...... cause every time they take a corner they make a shop
Women
Why are Indians such good actors
Most of them are phone scammers
My wife left me for an Indian guy. -- I know he's going to treat her well, I heard they worship cows.
What do you call an Indian electrician? Ashok 😂
Why do Indians have a red dot on their head
because there recording
Indian guy and American guy in a wheelchair met in a Bar for drinks. American guy got drunk and fell on the sidewalk. Indian guy got drunk and walked away.
What do you call a guy from India calling you
A scammer
What did the Indian boy say to his mother as he left for school? -- Mumbai!
What do you call a lost indian women? Ms Singh
What do you call a indian in a lamorgini?
CURRY in a hurry.
What do you call an Indian plane that comes back?
A Boomerang
What do you call 2 indians on a dating website? Connect the dots
