Why do leftists call their child Ariel?
So they can decide whether it wants to be a man, woman, mermaid, or washing powder.
Ariel's Identity
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, kid. Ariel is a girl mermaid, a guy's name, and a brand of laundry detergent. The joke says leftists love the name because it's as confused as their views on biology. You probably use 2-in-1 shampoo and think it's high tech.