Baptism jokes
Where do babies get baptized?
So the priest can wash their sex toys.
When is a priest's best compromise?
A failed Baptism.
What did the priest say to the other priest during baptism?
"We better clean our sex toys before we play with them."
Yo mama so fat, she had to get baptized in the ocean.
You know it's so hard to clean my sex toys. Thank you, Jesus, for creating baptism.
They all call it self-baptism. I call it failed suicide.
Why do priests perform baptisms? So they can see children wet.
Baptism, a chance for the priest to bathe you.
Yo mama so fat, she had to get baptized at SeaWorld!
So I heard it was important to clean your sex toys, which is why priests invented baptism I guess.
You should know it's important to wash your sex toys. That's why priests invented baptism.
It's important to wash your sex toys.
That's why priests invented baptism.
You should always wash your sex toys. That's why priests baptize babies.
Why was baptism invented?
How else was a priest supposed to clean his sex toys?
You should know how important it is to wash your sex toys.
That's why priests invented baptism.
The first priest asks the second, "How long do we keep the babies in the holy water?" The priest replies, "No clue... I close my eyes when I masturbate!"
Why did the priest invent baptism?
To wash their sex toys.
How do you make holy water?
You boil the hell out of it.
Yo Father, don't use the baptism bath. I cleaned my anal plug in there.
What?
The holy water gets all the ass off. Don't mind the white stuff. *clears throat*
Do you know you’re supposed to wash your sex toys after you use them?
I guess that’s why Catholics invented baptism.