I made a website for orphans, unfortunately it doesn’t have a homepage.

why can’t orphans work at S.C Johnson

Cause it’s a family company

Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they actually come back

Why are orphans bad at poker?

They don’t know what a full house is.

Why was the Orphans first phone a IphoneX

Because it didn’t have a home button

if you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. what are they gonna do? tell their parents?

Why are there only 363 days in an orphans calendar They don’t have fathers or Mother’s Day

Why do orphans go to church? Because they can finally call someone father

What’s a orphans favorite movie

Home alone

Why can’t orphans go on school field trips?

Parent Signature: _______

New Teacher: I was an orphan as a kid.

Students: OOF

Teacher: Is anyone missing.

Students: Your Parents

Why can’t orphans eat a large bag of chips? Because their family size.

What type of flour do you buy an orphan? Self raising

How did the orphan become famous ? They said “Go Big or Go Home”

What do you it when a orphan takes a family photo? a selfie

Orphan- I want to kill my parents

People- I dont think you have the facilities for that big man

There is an upside to being an orphan… every bag of chips is family size

When someone calls you say this, Hi Welcome to Dave’s Orphanage, You make them We take them how may I help you! :)

One day I was saw a kid sitting on the curb dressed in rags I asked if he was an orphan he said “Yeah what gave me away” I said his parents

why cant orphans watch PG movies?

BC they are parental guidance.