Why do orphans go to church? Because they can finally call someone father

why can’t orphans work at S.C Johnson

Cause it’s a family company

I made a website for orphans, unfortunately it doesn’t have a homepage.

if you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. what are they gonna do? tell their parents?

When someone calls you say this, Hi Welcome to Dave’s Orphanage, You make them We take them how may I help you! :)

Why are orphans bad at poker?

They don’t know what a full house is.

There is an upside to being an orphan… every bag of chips is family size

What type of flour do you buy an orphan? Self raising

Kid: “I wish I could be like Batman!”

Genie: “Wish granted!”

When the kid gets home, both of his parents are dead.

April fools joke go to an orphanage and tell them their parents came back

Why can’t orphans go on school field trips?

Parent Signature: _______

Why can’t orphans play baseball? They don’t know where home is

Why did the orphan become a prostitute

They wanted someone to call daddy

Why are orphans so good at tennis?

Because that’s the only love they get

One day I was saw a kid sitting on the curb dressed in rags I asked if he was an orphan he said “Yeah what gave me away” I said his parents

Do want to know why they call it an orphanage? Cause they couldn’t call it orphans home

Can orphans eat at a family restaurant?

Me-are you an orphan? Boy-yeah, what gave me away? Me-…ur parents

What’s the difference between an orphan and a watermelon? One of them is fun to hit with a sledge hammer and the other one is just a watermelon

If you are going to make fun of someone make fun of orphans. What are they going to do, tell their parents?

Double whammy. Dark humor is like a kid with cancer it never gets old.