I made a website for orphans, unfortunately it doesn’t have a homepage.
why can’t orphans work at S.C Johnson
Cause it’s a family company
Why are orphans bad at poker?
They don’t know what a full house is.
Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they actually come back
What’s a orphans favorite movie
if you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. what are they gonna do? tell their parents?
Why do orphans go to church? Because they can finally call someone father
Why are there only 363 days in an orphans calendar They don’t have fathers or Mother’s Day
New Teacher: I was an orphan as a kid.
Teacher: Is anyone missing.
Students: Your Parents
What type of flour do you buy an orphan? Self raising
Why can’t orphans go on school field trips?
Parent Signature: _______
There is an upside to being an orphan… every bag of chips is family size
Why was the Orphans first phone a IphoneX
Because it didn’t have a home button
How did the orphan become famous ? They said “Go Big or Go Home”
Girl: come over orphan: I can’t
Girl: my parents aren’t home ;) orphan: oh cool something we have in common
why do orphans hate going to costco because they need a parent to get samples
What song do orphans hate the most?“we are family”.
Why can’t orphans eat a large bag of chips? Because their family size.
When someone calls you say this, Hi Welcome to Dave’s Orphanage, You make them We take them how may I help you! :)
Dad: I’m giving all your toys to the orphanage Kid: Why are you doing that?
Dad: So you won’t get bored there