What type of flour do you buy an orphan? Self raising
Kid: “I wish I could be like Batman!”
Genie: “Wish granted!”
When the kid gets home, both of his parents are dead.
When someone calls you say this, Hi Welcome to Dave’s Orphanage, You make them We take them how may I help you! :)
One day I was saw a kid sitting on the curb dressed in rags I asked if he was an orphan he said “Yeah what gave me away” I said his parents