Why are orphans bad at poker?
They don’t know what a full house is.
What’s a orphans favorite movie
Home alone
Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they actually come back
What do you call a orphans family reunion?
Me time
I made a website for orphans, unfortunately it doesn’t have a homepage.
why can’t orphans work at S.C Johnson
Cause it’s a family company
Why are there only 363 days in an orphans calendar They don’t have fathers or Mother’s Day
New Teacher: I was an orphan as a kid.
Students: OOF
Teacher: Is anyone missing.
Students: Your Parents
if you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. what are they gonna do? tell their parents?
Why was the Orphans first phone a IphoneX
Because it didn’t have a home button
How did the orphan become famous ? They said “Go Big or Go Home”
What type of flour do you buy an orphan? Self raising
Why can’t orphans go on school field trips?
Parent Signature: _______
Why do orphans go to church? Because they can finally call someone father
Girl: come over orphan: I can’t
Girl: my parents aren’t home ;) orphan: oh cool something we have in common
When someone calls you say this, Hi Welcome to Dave’s Orphanage, You make them We take them how may I help you! :)
There is an upside to being an orphan… every bag of chips is family size
One day I was saw a kid sitting on the curb dressed in rags I asked if he was an orphan he said “Yeah what gave me away” I said his parents
Dad: I’m giving all your toys to the orphanage Kid: Why are you doing that?
Dad: So you won’t get bored there
Q.How does E.T have an advantage over orphans A. E.T can actually phone home
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