Why are orphans bad at poker?
They don’t know what a full house is.
I made a website for orphans, unfortunately it doesn’t have a homepage.
Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they actually come back
why can’t orphans work at S.C Johnson
Cause it’s a family company
What’s a orphans favorite movie
Home alone
Why are there only 363 days in an orphans calendar They don’t have fathers or Mother’s Day
if you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. what are they gonna do? tell their parents?
What type of flour do you buy an orphan? Self raising
What do you call a orphans family reunion?
Me time
Why do orphans go to church? Because they can finally call someone father
How did the orphan become famous ? They said “Go Big or Go Home”
New Teacher: I was an orphan as a kid.
Students: OOF
Teacher: Is anyone missing.
Students: Your Parents
Why was the Orphans first phone a IphoneX
Because it didn’t have a home button
Why can’t orphans go on school field trips?
Parent Signature: _______
There is an upside to being an orphan… every bag of chips is family size
Girl: come over orphan: I can’t
Girl: my parents aren’t home ;) orphan: oh cool something we have in common
Dad: I’m giving all your toys to the orphanage Kid: Why are you doing that?
Dad: So you won’t get bored there
When someone calls you say this, Hi Welcome to Dave’s Orphanage, You make them We take them how may I help you! :)
Q.How does E.T have an advantage over orphans A. E.T can actually phone home
Can orphans eat at a family restaurant?
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