What do blind kids and orphans have in common? Neither of them can see their parents.
Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they actually come back.
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball? Because no one misses them.
Why can't orphans learn about Ancient Egypt? Because they won't know what a mummy is.
I made a website for orphans, unfortunately it doesn't have a homepage.
Why are orphans bad at poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
What is an orphan's favorite event? Homecoming.
New Teacher: "I was an orphan as a kid."
Students: "OOF"
Teacher: "Is anyone missing?"
Students: "Your parents."
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."
Guys, we should stop making jokes about orphans. Their parents will get mad. Oh.... Wait... Continue.
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why was the orphan's first phone an iPhone X? Because it didn't have a home button.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Well, at least one gets picked.
There is an upside to being an orphan. Every bag of chips is family size.
What's the difference between puppies and orphans?
The puppies actually get adopted.
What show does an orphan hate?
Family Guy.
What do you call an orphan's family reunion? "Me time."
Why can orphans travel around so much? They never get homesick.
How did the orphan become famous? They said, "Go big or go home."
What type of cookie has an orphan never had? Homemade cookies.
