Kid: “I wish I could be like Batman!”

Genie: “Wish granted!”

When the kid gets home, both of his parents are dead.

I made a website for orphans, unfortunately it doesn’t have a homepage.

if you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. what are they gonna do? tell their parents?

Can orphans eat at a family restaurant?

Why can’t orphans play baseball? They don’t know where home is

why can’t orphans work at S.C Johnson

Cause it’s a family company

There is an upside to being an orphan… every bag of chips is family size

What do you call an asian kid who’s bad at math?

An orphan

i made a website for orphans,it doesn’t have a homepage

Why are orphans so good at tennis?

Because that’s the only love they get

Why can’t orphans play baseball? They don’t know where home is.

What type of flour do you buy an orphan? Self raising

What do u call it when a orphan takes a family photo? a selfie

If you are ever bored punch an orphan what are they gunna do tell their parents?

Why are orphans so bad at baseball?

They can never make it home

Why are orphans bad at poker?

They don’t know what a full house is.

Why do orphans go to church so much?

So they can have someone to call father

What do orphans need in order to mail letters? Food stamps

Do want to know why they call it an orphanage? Cause they couldn’t call it orphans home

If you are going to make fun of someone make fun of orphans. What are they going to do, tell their parents?

Double whammy. Dark humor is like a kid with cancer it never gets old.