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What type of flour do you buy an orphan? Self raising

why do orphans go to church ? so they have someone to call father.

Why are orphans bad at poker?

They don’t know what a full house is.

I made a website for orphans, unfortunately it doesn’t have a homepage.

There is an upside to being an orphan… every bag of chips is family size

Why do orphans go to church? Because they can finally call someone father

if you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. what are they gonna do? tell their parents?

why can’t orphans work at S.C Johnson

Cause it’s a family company

Can orphans eat at a family restaurant?

Why can’t orphans play baseball? They don’t know where home is

Kid: “I wish I could be like Batman!”

Genie: “Wish granted!”

When the kid gets home, both of his parents are dead.

why can’t orphans play online games. Because they don’t have parents to sign them up

When someone calls you say this, Hi Welcome to Dave’s Orphanage, You make them We take them how may I help you! :)

Me-are you an orphan? Boy-yeah, what gave me away? Me-…ur parents

Why can’t orphans go on an away trip? Because they already are on one.

What do you call an asian kid who’s bad at math?

An orphan

April fools joke go to an orphanage and tell them their parents came back

i made a website for orphans,it doesn’t have a homepage

One day I was saw a kid sitting on the curb dressed in rags I asked if he was an orphan he said “Yeah what gave me away” I said his parents

Why can’t orphans play baseball? They don’t know where home is.