Orphan Jokes

Cookie

Anonymous

What type of cookie has an orphan never had? Homemade cookies

Anonymous person

What do blind kids and orphans have in common

Neither of them can see their parents.

Anonymous

Why can't orphans learn about Ancient Egypt? Because they won't know what a mummy is.

Anonymous

Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they actually come back

Orphanage

Anonymous

What is the difference between an orphan and a apple?

Well at least one gets picked

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Rhys Nolan

Why are Orphans so bad at dodgeball

Because no one misses them

Anonymous

I made a website for orphans, unfortunately it doesn't have a homepage.

GTA

Anonymous

Why do orphans play gta

So they can be wanted

Cry

Anonymous

i saw a little kid crying yesterday, so i asked him where his parents were. God i love working at an orphanage

Mangle Funtime

Why are orphans bad at poker?

They don't know what a full house is.

Adoption

Anonymous

what's the difference between puppies and orphans

the puppies actually get adopted

Anonymous

What is an orphan’s favorite event

Homecoming

Wait

Anonymous

Guys, we should stop making jokes about orphans, their parents will get mad. Oh....Wait...Continue.

Stalin

if you're ever bored, punch an orphan. what are they gonna do? tell their parents?

Kid

Anonymous

New Teacher: I was an orphan as a kid.

Students: OOF

Teacher: Is anyone missing.

Students: Your Parents

Anonymous

Why can orphans travel around so much?

A. They never get homesick

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Safris

What’s a orphans favorite movie

Home alone

J0K35

What show does an orphan hate?

Family Guy.

Kaden Fieldgrove

How do you make an orphans hands bleed?

Tell him to clap until his parents come home.

Bag

Anonymous

There is an upside to being an orphan... every bag of chips is family size