Orphan Jokes

Why are Orphans so bad at dodgeball

Because no one misses them

Why can't orphans learn about Ancient Egypt? Because they won't know what a mummy is.

What do blind kids and orphans have in common

Neither of them can see their parents.

Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they actually come back

I made a website for orphans, unfortunately it doesn't have a homepage.

Why can’t orphans go on school trips?

Parents signature _________

Why are orphans bad at poker?

They don't know what a full house is.

New Teacher: I was an orphan as a kid.

Students: OOF

Teacher: Is anyone missing.

Students: Your Parents

What is an orphan’s favorite event

Homecoming

Why do orphans play gta

So they can be wanted

What’s a orphans favorite movie

Home alone

What show does an orphan hate?

Family Guy.

Why was the Orphans first phone a IphoneX

Because it didn’t have a home button

What do you call a orphans family reunion?

Me time

What type of flour do you buy an orphan? Self raising

i saw a little kid crying yesterday, so i asked him where his parents were. God i love working at an orphanage

Guys, we should stop making jokes about orphans, their parents will get mad. Oh....Wait...Continue.

How did the orphan become famous ? They said “Go Big or Go Home”

Girl: come over orphan: I can’t Girl: my parents aren’t home ;) orphan: oh cool something we have in common

Why can't orphans go on school field trips?

Parent Signature: _______