Orphan

Orphan jokes

Kid

What do blind kids and orphans have in common? Neither of them can see their parents.

Mummy

Why can't orphans learn about Ancient Egypt? Because they won't know what a mummy is.

Memes

Poker

Why are orphans bad at poker?

They don't know what a full house is.

Teacher

New Teacher: "I was an orphan as a kid."

Students: "OOF!"

Teacher: "Is anyone missing?"

Students: "Your parents!"

Punch

If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

Puppy

What's the difference between puppies and orphans?

The puppies actually get adopted.

Phone

Why was the orphan's first phone an iPhone X? Because it didn't have a home button.

Guy

Guys, we should stop making jokes about orphans. Their parents will get mad. Oh.... Wait... Continue.

Bag

There is an upside to being an orphan. Every bag of chips is family size.

Apple

What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?

Well, at least one gets picked.

Hand

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell him to clap until his parents come home.