Orphan Jokes

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Rhys Nolan

Why are Orphans so bad at dodgeball

Because no one misses them

Anonymous

Why can't orphans learn about Ancient Egypt? Because they won't know what a mummy is.

Anonymous person

What do blind kids and orphans have in common

Neither of them can see their parents.

Anonymous

Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they actually come back

Anonymous

I made a website for orphans, unfortunately it doesn't have a homepage.

Freya

Why can’t orphans go on school trips?

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Mangle Funtime

Why are orphans bad at poker?

They don't know what a full house is.

Anonymous

New Teacher: I was an orphan as a kid.

Students: OOF

Teacher: Is anyone missing.

Students: Your Parents

Anonymous

What is an orphan’s favorite event

Homecoming

Anonymous

Why do orphans play gta

So they can be wanted

Safris

What’s a orphans favorite movie

Home alone

J0K35

What show does an orphan hate?

Family Guy.

Safris

Why was the Orphans first phone a IphoneX

Because it didn’t have a home button

Toasty

What do you call a orphans family reunion?

Me time

Anonymous

What type of flour do you buy an orphan? Self raising

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Anonymous

i saw a little kid crying yesterday, so i asked him where his parents were. God i love working at an orphanage

Anonymous

Guys, we should stop making jokes about orphans, their parents will get mad. Oh....Wait...Continue.

Anonymous

How did the orphan become famous ? They said “Go Big or Go Home”

Anonymous

Girl: come over orphan: I can’t Girl: my parents aren’t home ;) orphan: oh cool something we have in common

Anonymous

Why can't orphans go on school field trips?

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