Why are orphans bad at poker?

They don’t know what a full house is.

Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they actually come back

New Teacher: I was an orphan as a kid.

Students: OOF

Teacher: Is anyone missing.

Students: Your Parents

I made a website for orphans, unfortunately it doesn’t have a homepage.

Why do orphans play gta

So they can be wanted

What’s a orphans favorite movie

Home alone

why can’t orphans work at S.C Johnson

Cause it’s a family company

How did the orphan become famous ? They said “Go Big or Go Home”

Why can’t orphans go on school field trips?

Parent Signature: _______

Why are there only 363 days in an orphans calendar They don’t have fathers or Mother’s Day

What do you call a orphans family reunion?

Me time

if you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. what are they gonna do? tell their parents?

What type of flour do you buy an orphan? Self raising

Girl: come over orphan: I can’t
Girl: my parents aren’t home ;) orphan: oh cool something we have in common

What show does an orphan hate?

Family Guy.

Why was the Orphans first phone a IphoneX

Because it didn’t have a home button

Why do orphans go to church? Because they can finally call someone father

What is an orphan’s favorite event

Homecoming

One day I was saw a kid sitting on the curb dressed in rags I asked if he was an orphan he said “Yeah what gave me away” I said his parents

When someone calls you say this, Hi Welcome to Dave’s Orphanage, You make them We take them how may I help you! :)