Why are orphans bad at poker?

They don’t know what a full house is.

What’s a orphans favorite movie

Home alone

Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they actually come back

What do you call a orphans family reunion?

Me time

I made a website for orphans, unfortunately it doesn’t have a homepage.

why can’t orphans work at S.C Johnson

Cause it’s a family company

Why are there only 363 days in an orphans calendar They don’t have fathers or Mother’s Day

New Teacher: I was an orphan as a kid.

Students: OOF

Teacher: Is anyone missing.

Students: Your Parents

if you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. what are they gonna do? tell their parents?

Why was the Orphans first phone a IphoneX

Because it didn’t have a home button

How did the orphan become famous ? They said “Go Big or Go Home”

What type of flour do you buy an orphan? Self raising

Why can’t orphans go on school field trips?

Parent Signature: _______

Why do orphans go to church? Because they can finally call someone father

Girl: come over orphan: I can’t
Girl: my parents aren’t home ;) orphan: oh cool something we have in common

When someone calls you say this, Hi Welcome to Dave’s Orphanage, You make them We take them how may I help you! :)

There is an upside to being an orphan… every bag of chips is family size

One day I was saw a kid sitting on the curb dressed in rags I asked if he was an orphan he said “Yeah what gave me away” I said his parents

Dad: I’m giving all your toys to the orphanage Kid: Why are you doing that?

Dad: So you won’t get bored there

Q.How does E.T have an advantage over orphans A. E.T can actually phone home