I made a website for orphans, unfortunately it doesn’t have a homepage.

if you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. what are they gonna do? tell their parents?

Can orphans eat at a family restaurant?

Why can’t orphans play baseball? They don’t know where home is

Kid: “I wish I could be like Batman!”

Genie: “Wish granted!”

When the kid gets home, both of his parents are dead.

What do you call an asian kid who’s bad at math?

An orphan

Why can’t orphans play baseball? They don’t know where home is.

Why are orphans so good at tennis?

Because that’s the only love they get

Why are orphans so bad at baseball?

They can never make it home

What did one orphan say to the other? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

i made a website for orphans,it doesn’t have a homepage

If you are going to make fun of someone make fun of orphans. What are they going to do, tell their parents?

Double whammy. Dark humor is like a kid with cancer it never gets old.

If you are ever bored punch an orphan what are they gunna do tell their parents?

There is an upside to being an orphan… every bag of chips is family size

What’s the difference between an orphan and a watermelon? One of them is fun to hit with a sledge hammer and the other one is just a watermelon

Why can’t orphans play baseball?

because they’ll never make it home

When I’m bored I like to slap orphans I mean what are they gonna do tell their parents

Is it bad to hit an orphan?it’s not like they’ll tell there parents.

why cant orphans play baseball they don’t know where home is

Roses are red… Orphanes are blue… I killed the preist so i could rape them to.