What do you call a orphans family reunion?
Me time
Why are orphans bad at poker?
They don’t know what a full house is.
What’s a orphans favorite movie
Home alone
Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they actually come back
I made a website for orphans, unfortunately it doesn’t have a homepage.
why can’t orphans work at S.C Johnson
Cause it’s a family company
Why are there only 363 days in an orphans calendar They don’t have fathers or Mother’s Day
New Teacher: I was an orphan as a kid.
Students: OOF
Teacher: Is anyone missing.
Students: Your Parents
if you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. what are they gonna do? tell their parents?
What type of flour do you buy an orphan? Self raising
Why was the Orphans first phone a IphoneX
Because it didn’t have a home button
Girl: come over orphan: I can’t
Girl: my parents aren’t home ;) orphan: oh cool something we have in common
Why can’t orphans go on school field trips?
Parent Signature: _______
How did the orphan become famous ? They said “Go Big or Go Home”
Why do orphans go to church? Because they can finally call someone father
There is an upside to being an orphan… every bag of chips is family size
Q.How does E.T have an advantage over orphans A. E.T can actually phone home
Dad: I’m giving all your toys to the orphanage Kid: Why are you doing that?
Dad: So you won’t get bored there
When someone calls you say this, Hi Welcome to Dave’s Orphanage, You make them We take them how may I help you! :)
One day I was saw a kid sitting on the curb dressed in rags I asked if he was an orphan he said “Yeah what gave me away” I said his parents
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