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There is an upside to being an orphan… every bag of chips is family size

Why are orphans bad at poker?

They don’t know what a full house is.

Kid: “I wish I could be like Batman!”

Genie: “Wish granted!”

When the kid gets home, both of his parents are dead.

why can’t orphans work at S.C Johnson

Cause it’s a family company

I made a website for orphans, unfortunately it doesn’t have a homepage.

if you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. what are they gonna do? tell their parents?

Can orphans eat at a family restaurant?

Why can’t orphans play baseball? They don’t know where home is

What type of flour do you buy an orphan? Self raising

Me-are you an orphan? Boy-yeah, what gave me away? Me-…ur parents

Why can’t orphans work at S.C Johnson?

B/c it is a FAMILY company 😂😂

What do you call an asian kid who’s bad at math?

An orphan

What’s the difference between apple’s and orphans apples actually get picked

I made a website for orphans but sadly it didn’t have a home page.

Why are orphans so good at tennis?

Because that’s the only love they get

Why can’t orphans play baseball? They don’t know where home is.

Do want to know why they call it an orphanage? Cause they couldn’t call it orphans home

One day I was saw a kid sitting on the curb dressed in rags I asked if he was an orphan he said “Yeah what gave me away” I said his parents

Why can’t orphans go on an away trip? Because they already are on one.

i made a website for orphans,it doesn’t have a homepage

What did one orphan say to the other? Robin, get in the Batmobile.