What do blind kids and orphans have in common
Neither of them can see their parents.
Orphan Jokes
Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they actually come back
Why are orphans bad at poker?
They don’t know what a full house is.
Why do orphans play gta
So they can be wanted
New Teacher: I was an orphan as a kid.
Students: OOF
Teacher: Is anyone missing.
Students: Your Parents
I made a website for orphans, unfortunately it doesn’t have a homepage.
What’s a orphans favorite movie
Home alone
What is an orphan’s favorite event
Homecoming
Why can’t orphans go on school field trips?
Parent Signature: _______
What show does an orphan hate?
Family Guy.
What do you call a orphans family reunion?
Me time
Why was the Orphans first phone a IphoneX
Because it didn’t have a home button
What type of flour do you buy an orphan? Self raising
Why are there only 363 days in an orphans calendar They don’t have fathers or Mother’s Day
Girl: come over orphan: I can’t
Girl: my parents aren’t home ;) orphan: oh cool something we have in common
How did the orphan become famous ? They said “Go Big or Go Home”
i saw a little kid crying yesterday, so i asked him where his parents were. God i love working at an orphanage
why can’t orphans work at S.C Johnson
Cause it’s a family company
Why do orphans go to church? Because they can finally call someone father
if you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. what are they gonna do? tell their parents?