Orphan jokes

What do blind kids and orphans have in common? Neither of them can see their parents.

Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they actually come back.

Why can't orphans learn about Ancient Egypt? Because they won't know what a mummy is.

Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball? Because no one misses them.

I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn't have a homepage.

Why are orphans bad at poker?

They don't know what a full house is.

What is an orphan's favorite event? Homecoming.

New Teacher: "I was an orphan as a kid."

Students: "OOF!"

Teacher: "Is anyone missing?"

Students: "Your parents!"

What's an orphan's favorite movie?

"Home Alone."

If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

What's the difference between puppies and orphans?

The puppies actually get adopted.

What type of cookie has an orphan never had? Homemade cookies.

Guys, we should stop making jokes about orphans. Their parents will get mad. Oh.... Wait... Continue.

Why was the orphan's first phone an iPhone X? Because it didn't have a home button.

There is an upside to being an orphan. Every bag of chips is family size.

What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?

Well, at least one gets picked.

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell him to clap until his parents come home.

What show does an orphan hate?

Family Guy.

Why can't orphans go on school field trips?

Parent Signature: _______

How did the orphan become famous? They said, "Go big or go home."