New Teacher: I was an orphan as a kid.

Students: OOF

Teacher: Is anyone missing.

Students: Your Parents

Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they actually come back

Why are orphans bad at poker?

They don’t know what a full house is.

Why do orphans play gta

So they can be wanted

I made a website for orphans, unfortunately it doesn’t have a homepage.

What’s a orphans favorite movie

Home alone

How did the orphan become famous ? They said “Go Big or Go Home”

Why can’t orphans go on school field trips?

Parent Signature: _______

What type of flour do you buy an orphan? Self raising

Girl: come over orphan: I can’t
Girl: my parents aren’t home ;) orphan: oh cool something we have in common

why can’t orphans work at S.C Johnson

Cause it’s a family company

if you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. what are they gonna do? tell their parents?

Why are there only 363 days in an orphans calendar They don’t have fathers or Mother’s Day

What show does an orphan hate?

Family Guy.

What do you call a orphans family reunion?

Me time

Why was the Orphans first phone a IphoneX

Because it didn’t have a home button

Why do orphans go to church? Because they can finally call someone father

i saw a little kid crying yesterday, so i asked him where his parents were. God i love working at an orphanage

What is an orphan’s favorite event

Homecoming

There is an upside to being an orphan… every bag of chips is family size