Orphan Jokes

Rhys Nolan

Why are Orphans so bad at dodgeball

Because no one misses them

Anonymous person

What do blind kids and orphans have in common

Neither of them can see their parents.

Freya

Why can’t orphans go on school trips?

Parents signature _________

Emma

Why do orphans like getting kidnapped Because someone actually wants them 🤣

Anonymous

Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they actually come back

Mangle Funtime

Why are orphans bad at poker?

They don’t know what a full house is.

Anonymous

Why do orphans play gta

So they can be wanted

Anonymous

I made a website for orphans, unfortunately it doesn’t have a homepage.

Anonymous

New Teacher: I was an orphan as a kid.

Students: OOF

Teacher: Is anyone missing.

Students: Your Parents

Safris

What’s a orphans favorite movie

Home alone

J0K35

What show does an orphan hate?

Family Guy.

Anonymous

What is an orphan’s favorite event

Homecoming

Anonymous

Why can’t orphans go on school field trips?

Parent Signature: _______

Toasty

What do you call a orphans family reunion?

Me time

Safris

Why was the Orphans first phone a IphoneX

Because it didn’t have a home button

Anonymous

Why are there only 363 days in an orphans calendar They don’t have fathers or Mother’s Day

Anonymous

What type of flour do you buy an orphan? Self raising

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Anonymous

Girl: come over orphan: I can’t
Girl: my parents aren’t home ;) orphan: oh cool something we have in common

Anonymous

How did the orphan become famous ? They said “Go Big or Go Home”

Anonymous

i saw a little kid crying yesterday, so i asked him where his parents were. God i love working at an orphanage