What do blind kids and orphans have in common? Neither of them can see their parents.
Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they actually come back.
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball? Because no one misses them.
Why can't orphans learn about Ancient Egypt? Because they won't know what a mummy is.
Why do orphans play GTA? So they can be wanted.
I made a website for orphans, unfortunately it doesn't have a homepage.
Why are orphans bad at poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
I saw a little kid crying yesterday, so I asked him where his parents were. God, I love working at an orphanage.
What is an orphan's favorite event? Homecoming.
New Teacher: "I was an orphan as a kid."
Students: "OOF"
Teacher: "Is anyone missing?"
Students: "Your parents."
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."
Guys, we should stop making jokes about orphans. Their parents will get mad. Oh.... Wait... Continue.
Why was the orphan's first phone an iPhone X? Because it didn't have a home button.
There is an upside to being an orphan. Every bag of chips is family size.
Why can't orphans work at S.C Johnson? Cause it's a family company.
What show does an orphan hate?
Family Guy.
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Well, at least one gets picked.
What do you call an orphan's family reunion? "Me time."
How did the orphan become famous? They said, "Go big or go home."