Why are orphans bad at poker?

They don’t know what a full house is.

I made a website for orphans, unfortunately it doesn’t have a homepage.

Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they actually come back

why can’t orphans work at S.C Johnson

Cause it’s a family company

What’s a orphans favorite movie

Home alone

Why are there only 363 days in an orphans calendar They don’t have fathers or Mother’s Day

if you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. what are they gonna do? tell their parents?

What type of flour do you buy an orphan? Self raising

What do you call a orphans family reunion?

Me time

Why do orphans go to church? Because they can finally call someone father

How did the orphan become famous ? They said “Go Big or Go Home”

New Teacher: I was an orphan as a kid.

Students: OOF

Teacher: Is anyone missing.

Students: Your Parents

Why was the Orphans first phone a IphoneX

Because it didn’t have a home button

Why can’t orphans go on school field trips?

Parent Signature: _______

There is an upside to being an orphan… every bag of chips is family size

Girl: come over orphan: I can’t
Girl: my parents aren’t home ;) orphan: oh cool something we have in common

Dad: I’m giving all your toys to the orphanage Kid: Why are you doing that?

Dad: So you won’t get bored there

When someone calls you say this, Hi Welcome to Dave’s Orphanage, You make them We take them how may I help you! :)

Q.How does E.T have an advantage over orphans A. E.T can actually phone home

Can orphans eat at a family restaurant?