Why do orphans go to church? Because they can finally call someone father

why can’t orphans work at S.C Johnson

Cause it’s a family company

I made a website for orphans, unfortunately it doesn’t have a homepage.

Why can’t orphans go on school field trips?

Parent Signature: _______

if you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. what are they gonna do? tell their parents?

Why are orphans bad at poker?

They don’t know what a full house is.

When someone calls you say this, Hi Welcome to Dave’s Orphanage, You make them We take them how may I help you! :)

There is an upside to being an orphan… every bag of chips is family size

One day I was saw a kid sitting on the curb dressed in rags I asked if he was an orphan he said “Yeah what gave me away” I said his parents

April fools joke go to an orphanage and tell them their parents came back

Can orphans eat at a family restaurant?

What type of flour do you buy an orphan? Self raising

Why can’t orphans play baseball? They don’t know where home is

Do want to know why they call it an orphanage? Cause they couldn’t call it orphans home

Kid: “I wish I could be like Batman!”

Genie: “Wish granted!”

When the kid gets home, both of his parents are dead.

On Xbox live an orphan can say they f ed your mom so you can say at least mine didnt die from it.

What’s the difference between an orphan and a watermelon? One of them is fun to hit with a sledge hammer and the other one is just a watermelon

Never tell an Orphan about a family matter, they wouldn’t understand

New Teacher: I was an orphan as a kid.

Students: OOF

Teacher: Is anyone missing.

Students: Your Parents

Why did the orphan become a prostitute

They wanted someone to call daddy