I made a website for orphans, unfortunately it doesn’t have a homepage.

why can’t orphans work at S.C Johnson

Cause it’s a family company

Why are orphans bad at poker?

They don’t know what a full house is.

Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they actually come back

What’s a orphans favorite movie

Home alone

if you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. what are they gonna do? tell their parents?

Why do orphans go to church? Because they can finally call someone father

Why are there only 363 days in an orphans calendar They don’t have fathers or Mother’s Day

New Teacher: I was an orphan as a kid.

Students: OOF

Teacher: Is anyone missing.

Students: Your Parents

What type of flour do you buy an orphan? Self raising

Why can’t orphans go on school field trips?

Parent Signature: _______

There is an upside to being an orphan… every bag of chips is family size

Why was the Orphans first phone a IphoneX

Because it didn’t have a home button

How did the orphan become famous ? They said “Go Big or Go Home”

Girl: come over orphan: I can’t
Girl: my parents aren’t home ;) orphan: oh cool something we have in common

why do orphans hate going to costco because they need a parent to get samples

What song do orphans hate the most?“we are family”.

Why can’t orphans eat a large bag of chips? Because their family size.

When someone calls you say this, Hi Welcome to Dave’s Orphanage, You make them We take them how may I help you! :)

Dad: I’m giving all your toys to the orphanage Kid: Why are you doing that?

Dad: So you won’t get bored there

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