Bad

Mangle Funtime

Why are orphans bad at poker?

They don’t know what a full house is.

Boomerang

Anonymous

Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they actually come back

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Kid

Anonymous

New Teacher: I was an orphan as a kid.

Students: OOF

Teacher: Is anyone missing.

Students: Your Parents

Website

Anonymous

I made a website for orphans, unfortunately it doesn’t have a homepage.

Play

Anonymous

Why do orphans play gta

So they can be wanted

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Movie

Safris

What’s a orphans favorite movie

Home alone

Family

richie

why can’t orphans work at S.C Johnson

Cause it’s a family company

Home

Anonymous

How did the orphan become famous ? They said “Go Big or Go Home”

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Parent

Anonymous

Why can’t orphans go on school field trips?

Parent Signature: _______

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Calendar

Anonymous

Why are there only 363 days in an orphans calendar They don’t have fathers or Mother’s Day

Time

Toasty

What do you call a orphans family reunion?

Me time

Boring

Stalin

if you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. what are they gonna do? tell their parents?

Buy

Anonymous

What type of flour do you buy an orphan? Self raising

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Girl

Anonymous

Girl: come over orphan: I can’t
Girl: my parents aren’t home ;) orphan: oh cool something we have in common

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Guy

J0K35

What show does an orphan hate?

Family Guy.

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Button

Safris

Why was the Orphans first phone a IphoneX

Because it didn’t have a home button

Father

charles

Why do orphans go to church? Because they can finally call someone father

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Favorite

Anonymous

What is an orphan’s favorite event

Homecoming

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Kid

Anonymous

One day I was saw a kid sitting on the curb dressed in rags I asked if he was an orphan he said “Yeah what gave me away” I said his parents

Orphanage

Dat fat kid at school

When someone calls you say this, Hi Welcome to Dave’s Orphanage, You make them We take them how may I help you! :)