Bad

Mangle Funtime

Why are orphans bad at poker?

They don’t know what a full house is.

Boomerang

Anonymous

Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they actually come back

Kid

Anonymous

New Teacher: I was an orphan as a kid.

Students: OOF

Teacher: Is anyone missing.

Students: Your Parents

Play

Anonymous

Why do orphans play gta

So they can be wanted

Website

Anonymous

I made a website for orphans, unfortunately it doesn’t have a homepage.

Movie

Safris

What’s a orphans favorite movie

Home alone

Family

richie

why can’t orphans work at S.C Johnson

Cause it’s a family company

Parent

Anonymous

Why can’t orphans go on school field trips?

Parent Signature: _______

Home

Anonymous

How did the orphan become famous ? They said “Go Big or Go Home”

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Calendar

Anonymous

Why are there only 363 days in an orphans calendar They don’t have fathers or Mother’s Day

Common

Anonymous

Girl: come over orphan: I can’t
Girl: my parents aren’t home ;) orphan: oh cool something we have in common

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Flour

Anonymous

What type of flour do you buy an orphan? Self raising

3

Orphanage

Anonymous

i saw a little kid crying yesterday, so i asked him where his parents were. God i love working at an orphanage

Time

Toasty

What do you call a orphans family reunion?

Me time

Boring

Stalin

if you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. what are they gonna do? tell their parents?

Button

Safris

Why was the Orphans first phone a IphoneX

Because it didn’t have a home button

Guy

J0K35

What show does an orphan hate?

Family Guy.

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Someone

charles

Why do orphans go to church? Because they can finally call someone father

Favorite

Anonymous

What is an orphan’s favorite event

Homecoming

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Bag

Anonymous

There is an upside to being an orphan… every bag of chips is family size

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