Orphan Jokes

What type of cookie has an orphan never had? Homemade cookies

What do blind kids and orphans have in common

Neither of them can see their parents.

Why can't orphans learn about Ancient Egypt? Because they won't know what a mummy is.

Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they actually come back

What is the difference between an orphan and a apple?

Well at least one gets picked

Why are Orphans so bad at dodgeball

Because no one misses them

I made a website for orphans, unfortunately it doesn't have a homepage.

Why do orphans play gta

So they can be wanted

i saw a little kid crying yesterday, so i asked him where his parents were. God i love working at an orphanage

Why are orphans bad at poker?

They don't know what a full house is.

what's the difference between puppies and orphans

the puppies actually get adopted

What is an orphan’s favorite event

Homecoming

Guys, we should stop making jokes about orphans, their parents will get mad. Oh....Wait...Continue.

if you're ever bored, punch an orphan. what are they gonna do? tell their parents?

New Teacher: I was an orphan as a kid.

Students: OOF

Teacher: Is anyone missing.

Students: Your Parents

Why can orphans travel around so much?

A. They never get homesick

What’s a orphans favorite movie

Home alone

What show does an orphan hate?

Family Guy.

How do you make an orphans hands bleed?

Tell him to clap until his parents come home.

There is an upside to being an orphan... every bag of chips is family size