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Bad

Mangle Funtime

Why are orphans bad at poker?

They don’t know what a full house is.

Movie

Safris

What’s a orphans favorite movie

Home alone

Boomerang

Anonymous

Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they actually come back

Kid

Anonymous

New Teacher: I was an orphan as a kid.

Students: OOF

Teacher: Is anyone missing.

Students: Your Parents

Website

Anonymous

I made a website for orphans, unfortunately it doesn’t have a homepage.

Day

Anonymous

Why are there only 363 days in an orphans calendar They don’t have fathers or Mother’s Day

Type

Anonymous

What type of flour do you buy an orphan? Self raising

Play

Anonymous

Why do orphans play gta

So they can be wanted

Family

richie

why can’t orphans work at S.C Johnson

Cause it’s a family company

Time

Toasty

What do you call a orphans family reunion?

Me time

Home

Safris

Why was the Orphans first phone a IphoneX

Because it didn’t have a home button

Parent

Stalin

if you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. what are they gonna do? tell their parents?

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Father

charles

Why do orphans go to church? Because they can finally call someone father

Home

Anonymous

How did the orphan become famous ? They said “Go Big or Go Home”

Parent

Anonymous

Why can’t orphans go on school field trips?

Parent Signature: _______

Guy

J0K35

What show does an orphan hate?

Family Guy.

Girl

Anonymous

Girl: come over orphan: I can’t
Girl: my parents aren’t home ;) orphan: oh cool something we have in common

Family

Anonymous

These jokes are fun for the whole family to enjoy.

Favorite

Anonymous

What is an orphan’s favorite event

Homecoming

Orphanage

Dat fat kid at school

When someone calls you say this, Hi Welcome to Dave’s Orphanage, You make them We take them how may I help you! :)

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