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Why are orphans bad at poker?
They don’t know what a full house is.
Why are orphans bad at poker?
They don’t know what a full house is.
What’s a orphans favorite movie
Home alone
Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they actually come back
New Teacher: I was an orphan as a kid.
Students: OOF
Teacher: Is anyone missing.
Students: Your Parents
I made a website for orphans, unfortunately it doesn’t have a homepage.
Why are there only 363 days in an orphans calendar They don’t have fathers or Mother’s Day
What type of flour do you buy an orphan? Self raising
Why do orphans play gta
So they can be wanted
why can’t orphans work at S.C Johnson
Cause it’s a family company
What do you call a orphans family reunion?
Me time
Why was the Orphans first phone a IphoneX
Because it didn’t have a home button
if you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. what are they gonna do? tell their parents?
Why do orphans go to church? Because they can finally call someone father
How did the orphan become famous ? They said “Go Big or Go Home”
Why can’t orphans go on school field trips?
Parent Signature: _______
What show does an orphan hate?
Family Guy.
Girl: come over orphan: I can’t
Girl: my parents aren’t home ;) orphan: oh cool something we have in common
These jokes are fun for the whole family to enjoy.
What is an orphan’s favorite event
Homecoming
When someone calls you say this, Hi Welcome to Dave’s Orphanage, You make them We take them how may I help you! :)