Orphan Jokes

Anonymous person

What do blind kids and orphans have in common

Neither of them can see their parents.

Anonymous

Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they actually come back

Mangle Funtime

Why are orphans bad at poker?

They don’t know what a full house is.

Anonymous

Why do orphans play gta

So they can be wanted

Anonymous

New Teacher: I was an orphan as a kid.

Students: OOF

Teacher: Is anyone missing.

Students: Your Parents

Anonymous

I made a website for orphans, unfortunately it doesn’t have a homepage.

Safris

What’s a orphans favorite movie

Home alone

Anonymous

What is an orphan’s favorite event

Homecoming

Anonymous

Why can’t orphans go on school field trips?

Parent Signature: _______

J0K35

What show does an orphan hate?

Family Guy.

Toasty

What do you call a orphans family reunion?

Me time

Safris

Why was the Orphans first phone a IphoneX

Because it didn’t have a home button

Anonymous

What type of flour do you buy an orphan? Self raising

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Anonymous

Why are there only 363 days in an orphans calendar They don’t have fathers or Mother’s Day

Anonymous

Girl: come over orphan: I can’t
Girl: my parents aren’t home ;) orphan: oh cool something we have in common

Anonymous

How did the orphan become famous ? They said “Go Big or Go Home”

Anonymous

i saw a little kid crying yesterday, so i asked him where his parents were. God i love working at an orphanage

richie

why can’t orphans work at S.C Johnson

Cause it’s a family company

charles

Why do orphans go to church? Because they can finally call someone father

Stalin

if you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. what are they gonna do? tell their parents?