Fishing and Girlfriends Are Alike

  • Fishing and girlfriends are exactly alike. There may be plenty of fish in the sea, but until I find one, I'm stuck here holding my rod.

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  • Explanation

  • The joke plays on the double meaning of "rod". In fishing, it's the fishing pole. In this context, it's also a slang for a man's penis. The joke highlights the speaker's frustration with not having a girlfriend with a sexual undertone.

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  • Comments (26)

  • DAAAAMN SO TRUE UWU NYAA

    Thats not black comedy thats blue comedy

    This is sent morbid it's just funny

    That's me😂 In a nutshell

    Holy crap.

    ji

    why yall got to joke around with your dick

    What’s really funny is I was watching Wowfucker46H on Xvidoes befor I looked for some jokes. And was also holding my rod

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    u rlly had us in the first half....

    I feel ya bro

    its kinda funny how i read a comment on pornhub and its the same joke as this one

    saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaammmmmmmmmmmmmmmeeeeeeeeeeee

    (mario skelebones death sound sfx)

    damn that shit hilarious

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    Spectacular Cat

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