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Fishing and Girlfriends Are Alike

Fishing and girlfriends are exactly alike. There may be plenty of fish in the sea, but until I find one, I'm stuck here holding my rod.

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The joke plays on the double meaning of "rod". In fishing, it's the fishing pole. In this context, it's also a slang for a man's penis. The joke highlights the speaker's frustration with not having a girlfriend with a sexual undertone.

Comments (25)

DAAAAMN SO TRUE UWU NYAA

Thats not black comedy thats blue comedy

This is sent morbid it's just funny

Holy crap.

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why yall got to joke around with your dick

What’s really funny is I was watching Wowfucker46H on Xvidoes befor I looked for some jokes. And was also holding my rod

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u rlly had us in the first half....

I feel ya bro

its kinda funny how i read a comment on pornhub and its the same joke as this one

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(mario skelebones death sound sfx)

damn that shit hilarious