Fishing and Girlfriends Are Alike

  • Fishing and girlfriends are exactly alike. There may be plenty of fish in the sea, but until I find one, I'm stuck here holding my rod.

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  • Explanation

  • The joke plays on the double meaning of "rod". In fishing, it's the fishing pole. In this context, it's also a slang for a man's penis. The joke highlights the speaker's frustration with not having a girlfriend with a sexual undertone.

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  • Comments (26)

  • DAAAAMN SO TRUE UWU NYAA

    Thats not black comedy thats blue comedy

    This is sent morbid it's just funny

    Holy crap.

    ji

    why yall got to joke around with your dick

    What’s really funny is I was watching Wowfucker46H on Xvidoes befor I looked for some jokes. And was also holding my rod

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    u rlly had us in the first half....

    I feel ya bro

    its kinda funny how i read a comment on pornhub and its the same joke as this one

    saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaammmmmmmmmmmmmmmeeeeeeeeeeee

    (mario skelebones death sound sfx)

    damn that shit hilarious

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    Defiant Koi

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