What do you call a disabled Asian?

Sum Ting Wong

To the guy in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket… You can hide, but you can’t run.

What do you call a dog with no legs? – Doesn’t matter what you call him, he’s not coming.

My girlfriend broke up with me because I stole her wheelchair.

But I knew she’d come crawling back to me.

“What do we want?”

“HEARING AIDS!”

“When do we want them?”

“HEARING AIDS!”

What did the boy with no hands get for his birthday?

I don’t know. He hasn’t opened it yet.

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?

Virgin mobile.

Why is Stephen Hawking a bad role model? – He doesn’t stand for anything.

What do you call someone with Down Syndrome who smokes weed?

A baked potato.

Why do midgets laugh when they run?

Because the grass tickles their balls.

Im doing a charity bungee jump for the local disabled. Its called spastics on elastics

A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a door. And a staircase.

What do you call a Chinese man with one leg? Tie won shu

What do you call disabled people in a hot tub? – Vegetable soup.

What’s yellow and can’t swim? A school bus full of disabled children

What does a cannibal call a wheelchair user? – Meals on wheels.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

I can’t stand being in a wheelchair.

What is black and sits at the top of the stairs? – Steven Hawking after a house fire.

I have just started a sexual relationship with a blind woman. It’s very rewarding, but quite challenging. – Took me ages to get her husband’s voice right.