Disabled

Disabled Jokes

Wheelchair

To the guy in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket... You can hide, but you can't run.

Boy

What did the boy with no hands get for his birthday?

I don't know. He hasn't opened it yet.

Kid

What do you call a disabled kid with a gun?

Special forces.

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  • Charity

    I'm doing a charity bungee jump for the local disabled.

    It's called "spastics on elastics."

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  • Wheelchair

    My girlfriend broke up with me because I stole her wheelchair.

    But I knew she'd come crawling back to me.

    Midget

    Why do midgets laugh when they run?

    Because the grass tickles their balls.

    Computer

    What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he's hooked up to? The computer runs.

    Trampoline

    My son is so ungrateful. I bought him a trampoline and all he does is sit in his wheelchair and cry all day.

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  • Dog

    What do you call a dog with no legs? -- Doesn't matter what you call him, he's not coming.