To the guy in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket... You can hide, but you can't run.
What did the boy with no hands get for his birthday?
I don't know. He hasn't opened it yet.
What do you call a disabled kid with a gun?
Special forces.
What do you call a disabled Asian?
Sum Ting Wong.
How do parents punish their blind kids?
They re-arrange the furniture.
I'm doing a charity bungee jump for the local disabled.
It's called "spastics on elastics."
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie talkie? He can’t walkie or talkie.
My girlfriend broke up with me because I stole her wheelchair.
But I knew she'd come crawling back to me.
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he's hooked up to? The computer runs.
I went up to the blind kid and punched him and said bet you didn't see that coming
"What do we want?"
"HEARING AIDS!"
"When do we want them?"
"HEARING AIDS!"
My son is so ungrateful. I bought him a trampoline and all he does is sit in his wheelchair and cry all day.
Why can't disabled people make jokes?
Well, it's called Stand-Up comedy, isn't it?
What do you call a dog with no legs? -- Doesn't matter what you call him, he's not coming.
What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed?
Nothing.
I can't stand being in a wheelchair.
What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?
Virgin mobile.
What do you call someone with Down Syndrome who smokes weed?
A baked potato.
What do you call an Asian who can't hear?
Wha U Sai
