What has 50 legs but cant walk?
25 disabled kids
What has 50 legs but cant walk?
25 disabled kids
What do u call a disabled kid with a gun?
Special forces
To the guy in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket... You can hide, but you can't run.
What did the boy with no hands get for his birthday?
I don't know. He hasn't opened it yet.
What do you call a disabled Asian?
Sum Ting Wong
How do parents punish their blind kids?
They re-arrange the furniture
What’s the difference between stephan hawking and a walkie talkie. He can’t walkie or talkie
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.
My girlfriend broke up with me because I stole her wheelchair.
But I knew she'd come crawling back to me.
Im doing a charity bungee jump for the local disabled. Its called spastics on elastics
"What do we want?"
"HEARING AIDS!"
"When do we want them?"
"HEARING AIDS!"
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he's hooked up to? -- The computer runs.
A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a door. And a staircase.
Why can't disabled people make jokes.
Well, it's called Stand-Up comedy isn't it?
What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?
Virgin mobile.
I went up to the blind kid and punched him and said bet you didn't see that coming
What do you call a dog with no legs? -- Doesn't matter what you call him, he's not coming.
I can't stand being in a wheelchair.
What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed?
Nothing.
What do you call Asian who can't hear?
Wha U Sai