What do you call a disabled Asian?

Sum Ting Wong

To the guy in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket… You can hide, but you can’t run.

My girlfriend broke up with me because I stole her wheelchair.

But I knew she’d come crawling back to me.

Im doing a charity bungee jump for the local disabled. Its called spastics on elastics

What did the boy with no hands get for his birthday?

I don’t know. He hasn’t opened it yet.

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?

Virgin mobile.

Why do midgets laugh when they run?

Because the grass tickles their balls.

What do you call a dog with no legs? – Doesn’t matter what you call him, he’s not coming.

What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.

“What do we want?”

“HEARING AIDS!”

“When do we want them?”

“HEARING AIDS!”

A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a door. And a staircase.

Why has Stephen hawking’s stopped playing hide and seek with his wife? Because she keeps using a metal detector

What’s yellow and can’t swim? A school bus full of disabled children

What do you call disabled people in a hot tub? – Vegetable soup.

I can’t stand being in a wheelchair.

What does a cannibal call a wheelchair user? – Meals on wheels.

What do you call someone with Down Syndrome who smokes weed?

A baked potato.

What do you call a Chinese man with one leg? Tie won shu

What do u call a disabled kid with a gun?

Special forces

What is black and sits at the top of the stairs? – Steven Hawking after a house fire.