Disabled Jokes

CodeNinja_99

How do parents punish their blind kids?

They re-arrange the furniture

in Dark Humor

This girl told me people call her ugly because she is disabled. I told her to stand up for herself.

CodeNinja_99

Why can’t disabled people make jokes.

Well, it’s called Stand-Up comedy isn’t it?

Anonymous

To the guy in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket… You can hide, but you can’t run.

Ganster

What do u call a disabled kid with a gun?

Special forces

Insta : @itsszaksantos

What do you call a disabled Asian?

Sum Ting Wong

Anonymous

What did the boy with no hands get for his birthday?

I don’t know. He hasn’t opened it yet.

Anonymous

My girlfriend broke up with me because I stole her wheelchair.

But I knew she’d come crawling back to me.

Anonymous

Why do midgets laugh when they run?

Because the grass tickles their balls.

the d....... kid

Im doing a charity bungee jump for the local disabled. Its called spastics on elastics

6
Anonymous

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?

Virgin mobile.

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Anonymous

“What do we want?”

“HEARING AIDS!”

“When do we want them?”

“HEARING AIDS!”

Anonymous

I used to get pushed and called lazy in school

Man, I loved that wheelchair

Anonymous

I can’t stand being in a wheelchair.

Anonymous

What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.

Anonymous

What do you call a dog with no legs? – Doesn’t matter what you call him, he’s not coming.

Anonymous

A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a door. And a staircase.

Jaws
in Shark

If you watch jaws backwards it’s a heartworming story about a shark that gives arms and legs to disabled people

Anonymous

i went to a park then i kick a ball at a kid in a wheel chair then screamed rocket league

in Dark Humor

What has 50 legs but cant walk?

25 disabled kids