What did the boy with no hands get for his birthday?

I don’t know. He hasn’t opened it yet.

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A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a door. And a staircase.

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Why can’t blind people eat fish?

Because it’s sea food.

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Why do people make fun of crippled people? Because they can’t stand up for themselves

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My girlfriend broke up with me because I stole her wheelchair.

But I knew she’d come crawling back to me.

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Why did the one handed man cross the road?

To get to the second hand store!

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How can you tell when a cabbage is boiled? The wheelchair floats to the top

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When deaf people fight, they let their fists do the talking.

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Why do midgets laugh when they run?

Because the grass tickles their balls.

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What’s better than winning gold at the Paralympics?

Having legs.

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What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.

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A drunk man walked out of a bar and kept falling flat on his face. He wondered why this was until his wife spoke to him: Wife: why is your face all bloody? Husband: I was so drunk that I couldn’t stand up so I kept falling on my face! Wife: idiot. You left your wheelchair at the bar!

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Why did the blind man fall down the well?

He couldn’t see that well.

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How many Alzheimer’s patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

To get to there other side!

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What do you do with epileptic lettuce? – You make a seizure salad.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder’s new piano?

Neither has he.

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I can’t stand being in a wheelchair.

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If a midget with down syndrome shows up late for work, is it okay to say she’s a little tardy?

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Why has Stephen hawking’s stopped playing hide and seek with his wife? Because she keeps using a metal detector

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Why should you not make fun of a crippled person?

Because he can’t stand the jokes.

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