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What do you call a disabled Asian?

Sum Ting Wong

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Guy

Anonymous

To the guy in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket… You can hide, but you can’t run.

Ball

Anonymous

Why do midgets laugh when they run?

Because the grass tickles their balls.

Girlfriend

Anonymous

My girlfriend broke up with me because I stole her wheelchair.

But I knew she’d come crawling back to me.

Jump

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Im doing a charity bungee jump for the local disabled. Its called spastics on elastics

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Hand

Anonymous

What did the boy with no hands get for his birthday?

I don’t know. He hasn’t opened it yet.

Nun

Anonymous

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?

Virgin mobile.

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Difference

Anonymous

What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.

Legs

Anonymous

What do you call a dog with no legs? – Doesn’t matter what you call him, he’s not coming.

Legs

Anonymous

What do you call a Chinese man with one leg? Tie won shu

Hearing

Anonymous

“What do we want?”

“HEARING AIDS!”

“When do we want them?”

“HEARING AIDS!”

Bus

Anonymous

What’s yellow and can’t swim? A school bus full of disabled children

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Bar

Anonymous

A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a door. And a staircase.

Smoking

Anonymous

What do you call someone with Down Syndrome who smokes weed?

A baked potato.

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Wife

Anonymous

Why has Stephen hawking’s stopped playing hide and seek with his wife? Because she keeps using a metal detector

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Fire

Anonymous

What is black and sits at the top of the stairs? – Steven Hawking after a house fire.

Cannibal

Anonymous

What does a cannibal call a wheelchair user? – Meals on wheels.

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Vegetable

Anonymous

What do you call disabled people in a hot tub? – Vegetable soup.

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Computer

Anonymous

What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed?

Nothing.

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Wonder

Anonymous

Have you seen Stevie Wonder’s new piano?

Neither has he.

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