What has 50 legs but cant walk?
25 disabled kids
To the guy in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket... You can hide, but you can't run.
What’s the difference between stephan hawking and a walkie talkie. He can’t walkie or talkie
Im doing a charity bungee jump for the local disabled. Its called spastics on elastics
My girlfriend broke up with me because I stole her wheelchair.
But I knew she'd come crawling back to me.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he's hooked up to? -- The computer runs.
my sons so ungrateful. i bought him a trampoline and all he does is sit in his wheelchair and cry all day.