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What do you call a disabled Asian?

Sum Ting Wong

Guy

Anonymous

To the guy in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket… You can hide, but you can’t run.

Legs

Anonymous

What do you call a dog with no legs? – Doesn’t matter what you call him, he’s not coming.

Girlfriend

Anonymous

My girlfriend broke up with me because I stole her wheelchair.

But I knew she’d come crawling back to me.

Hearing

Anonymous

“What do we want?”

“HEARING AIDS!”

“When do we want them?”

“HEARING AIDS!”

Hand

Anonymous

What did the boy with no hands get for his birthday?

I don’t know. He hasn’t opened it yet.

Nun

Anonymous

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?

Virgin mobile.

Bad

Anonymous

Why is Stephen Hawking a bad role model? – He doesn’t stand for anything.

Smoking

Anonymous

What do you call someone with Down Syndrome who smokes weed?

A baked potato.

Ball

Anonymous

Why do midgets laugh when they run?

Because the grass tickles their balls.

Jump

the d....... kid

Im doing a charity bungee jump for the local disabled. Its called spastics on elastics

Man

Anonymous

A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a door. And a staircase.

Legs

Anonymous

What do you call a Chinese man with one leg? Tie won shu

People

Anonymous

What do you call disabled people in a hot tub? – Vegetable soup.

Bus

Anonymous

What’s yellow and can’t swim? A school bus full of disabled children

Cannibal

Anonymous

What does a cannibal call a wheelchair user? – Meals on wheels.

Man

Anonymous

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

Stand

Anonymous

I can’t stand being in a wheelchair.

Fire

Anonymous

What is black and sits at the top of the stairs? – Steven Hawking after a house fire.

Woman

Anonymous

I have just started a sexual relationship with a blind woman. It’s very rewarding, but quite challenging. – Took me ages to get her husband’s voice right.

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