To the guy in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket... You can hide, but you can't run.
What did the boy with no hands get for his birthday?
I don't know. He hasn't opened it yet.
What do u call a disabled kid with a gun?
Special forces
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How do parents punish their blind kids?
They re-arrange the furniture
Im doing a charity bungee jump for the local disabled. Its called spastics on elastics
What’s the difference between stephan hawking and a walkie talkie. He can’t walkie or talkie
My girlfriend broke up with me because I stole her wheelchair.
But I knew she'd come crawling back to me.
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he's hooked up to? -- The computer runs.
"What do we want?"
"HEARING AIDS!"
"When do we want them?"
"HEARING AIDS!"
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my sons so ungrateful. i bought him a trampoline and all he does is sit in his wheelchair and cry all day.
Why can't disabled people make jokes.
Well, it's called Stand-Up comedy isn't it?
What do you call a dog with no legs? -- Doesn't matter what you call him, he's not coming.
What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed?
Nothing.
I can't stand being in a wheelchair.
What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?
Virgin mobile.
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What do you call Asian who can't hear?
Wha U Sai
