“What do we want?”

“HEARING AIDS!”

“When do we want them?”

“HEARING AIDS!”

To the guy in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket… You can hide, but you can’t run.

My girlfriend broke up with me because I stole her wheelchair.

But I knew she’d come crawling back to me.

A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a door. And a staircase.

Im doing a charity bungee jump for the local disabled. Its called spastics on elastics

What did the boy with no hands get for his birthday?

I don’t know. He hasn’t opened it yet.

Why can’t blind people eat fish?

Because it’s sea food.

Why do midgets laugh when they run?

Because the grass tickles their balls.

What do you call a disabled Asian?

Sum Ting Wong

I met a guy in a wheelchair today. His face was battered and bruised. “What happened to your face?” I asked.

“I’m a Paralympian,” he replied.

“Boxing?”

“No, … hurdles.”

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?

Virgin mobile.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed?

Nothing.

What do you call a dog with no legs? – Doesn’t matter what you call him, he’s not coming.

What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.

How do you get a man with only one arm out of a tree?

Wave.

I can’t stand being in a wheelchair.

What did the leper say to the prostitute?

Keep the tip.

Why did the blind man fall down the well?

He couldn’t see that well.

Don’t let an extra chromosome get you down!

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