Why can’t blind people eat fish?

Because it’s sea food.

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What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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What did the boy with no hands get for his birthday?

I don’t know. He hasn’t opened it yet.

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A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a door. And a staircase.

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My girlfriend broke up with me because I stole her wheelchair.

But I knew she’d come crawling back to me.

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What’s better than winning gold at the Paralympics?

Having legs.

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Why did the blind man fall down the well?

He couldn’t see that well.

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Why do people make fun of crippled people? Because they can’t stand up for themselves

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How do you get a man with only one arm out of a tree?

Wave.

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What do you do with epileptic lettuce? – You make a seizure salad.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder’s new piano?

Neither has he.

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I can’t stand being in a wheelchair.

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Why has Stephen hawking’s stopped playing hide and seek with his wife? Because she keeps using a metal detector

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What do you call a dog with no legs? – Doesn’t matter what you call him, he’s not coming.

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Why should you not make fun of a crippled person?

Because he can’t stand the jokes.

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What did the leper say to the prostitute?

Keep the tip.

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Why do midgets laugh when they run?

Because the grass tickles their balls.

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Where can you find some of the world’s largest vegetables? – In an American nursing home.

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What is black and screams?

Stevie Wonder answering the iron.

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