To the guy in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket… You can hide, but you can’t run.
Im doing a charity bungee jump for the local disabled. Its called spastics on elastics
What do you call a disabled Asian?
Sum Ting Wong
My girlfriend broke up with me because I stole her wheelchair.
But I knew she’d come crawling back to me.
What do you call a dog with no legs? – Doesn’t matter what you call him, he’s not coming.
A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?
“What do we want?”
“When do we want them?”
A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a door. And a staircase.
Why is Stephen Hawking a bad role model? – He doesn’t stand for anything.
What do you call disabled people in a hot tub? – Vegetable soup.
Why has Stephen hawking’s stopped playing hide and seek with his wife? Because she keeps using a metal detector
What did the boy with no hands get for his birthday?
I don’t know. He hasn’t opened it yet.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.
What do you call a Chinese man with one leg? Tie won shu
What do you call someone with Down Syndrome who smokes weed?
A baked potato.
What is black and sits at the top of the stairs? – Steven Hawking after a house fire.
I can’t stand being in a wheelchair.
I met a guy in a wheelchair today. His face was battered and bruised. “What happened to your face?” I asked.
“I’m a Paralympian,” he replied.
“No, … hurdles.”