How do parents punish their blind kids?
They re-arrange the furniture
Disabled Jokes
This girl told me people call her ugly because she is disabled. I told her to stand up for herself.
Why can’t disabled people make jokes.
Well, it’s called Stand-Up comedy isn’t it?
To the guy in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket… You can hide, but you can’t run.
What do u call a disabled kid with a gun?
Special forces
What do you call a disabled Asian?
Sum Ting Wong
What did the boy with no hands get for his birthday?
I don’t know. He hasn’t opened it yet.
My girlfriend broke up with me because I stole her wheelchair.
But I knew she’d come crawling back to me.
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.
Im doing a charity bungee jump for the local disabled. Its called spastics on elastics
What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?
Virgin mobile.
“What do we want?”
“HEARING AIDS!”
“When do we want them?”
“HEARING AIDS!”
I used to get pushed and called lazy in school
Man, I loved that wheelchair
I can’t stand being in a wheelchair.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.
What do you call a dog with no legs? – Doesn’t matter what you call him, he’s not coming.
A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a door. And a staircase.
If you watch jaws backwards it’s a heartworming story about a shark that gives arms and legs to disabled people
i went to a park then i kick a ball at a kid in a wheel chair then screamed rocket league
What has 50 legs but cant walk?
25 disabled kids