What do u call a disabled kid with a gun?
Special forces
What do you call a disabled Asian?
Sum Ting Wong
How do parents punish their blind kids?
They re-arrange the furniture
What’s the difference between stephan hawking and a walkie talkie. He can’t walkie or talkie
Im doing a charity bungee jump for the local disabled. Its called spastics on elastics
My girlfriend broke up with me because I stole her wheelchair.
But I knew she'd come crawling back to me.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he's hooked up to? -- The computer runs.
I went up to the blind kid and punched him and said bet you didn't see that coming
Why can't disabled people make jokes.
Well, it's called Stand-Up comedy isn't it?
I can't stand being in a wheelchair.
What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed?
Nothing.