To the guy in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket… You can hide, but you can’t run.
What do you call a disabled Asian?
Sum Ting Wong
What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed?
What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?
My girlfriend broke up with me because I stole her wheelchair.
But I knew she’d come crawling back to me.
Im doing a charity bungee jump for the local disabled. Its called spastics on elastics
What do you call a dog with no legs? – Doesn’t matter what you call him, he’s not coming.
“What do we want?”
“When do we want them?”
A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
Why can’t blind people eat fish?
Because it’s sea food.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.
What is black and sits at the top of the stairs? – Steven Hawking after a house fire.
What do you do with epileptic lettuce? – You make a seizure salad.
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.
A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a door. And a staircase.
What do you call someone with Down Syndrome who smokes weed?
A baked potato.
Why is Stephen Hawking a bad role model? – He doesn’t stand for anything.
my sons so ungrateful. i bought him a trampoline and all he does is sit in his wheelchair and cry all day.
I can’t stand being in a wheelchair.
What do you call disabled people in a hot tub? – Vegetable soup.