Disabled Jokes

Punch

Tyler hemmings
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I went up to the blind kid and punched him and said bet you didn't see that coming

Gun

Ganster
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What do u call a disabled kid with a gun?

Special forces

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Dark Humor

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What has 50 legs but cant walk?

25 disabled kids

Hide

Anonymous
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To the guy in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket... You can hide, but you can't run.

Sum

Insta : @itsszaksantos
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What do you call a disabled Asian?

Sum Ting Wong

Kid

CodeNinja_99
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How do parents punish their blind kids?

They re-arrange the furniture

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Hand

Anonymous
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What did the boy with no hands get for his birthday?

I don't know. He hasn't opened it yet.

Girlfriend

Anonymous
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My girlfriend broke up with me because I stole her wheelchair.

But I knew she'd come crawling back to me.

Ball

Anonymous
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Why do midgets laugh when they run?

Because the grass tickles their balls.

Stand

CodeNinja_99
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Why can't disabled people make jokes.

Well, it's called Stand-Up comedy isn't it?

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Aid

Anonymous
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"What do we want?"

"HEARING AIDS!"

"When do we want them?"

"HEARING AIDS!"

Dark Humor

Anonymous
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Kid: Mom, what's dark humor?

Mom: Do you see that man without arms over there? Tell him to clap.

Kid: But, mom, I'm blind!

Mom: Exactly.

Bungee

the d....... kid
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Im doing a charity bungee jump for the local disabled. Its called spastics on elastics

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Nun

Anonymous
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What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?

Virgin mobile.

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Difference

Hephen stalking
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What’s the difference between stephan hawking and a walkie talkie. He can’t walkie or talkie

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Computer

Anonymous
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What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he's hooked up to? -- The computer runs.

Door

Anonymous
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A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a door. And a staircase.

Stand

Anonymous
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I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

Man

Anonymous
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I used to get pushed and called lazy in school

Man, I loved that wheelchair

Legs

Anonymous
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What do you call a dog with no legs? -- Doesn't matter what you call him, he's not coming.