“What do we want?”


“When do we want them?”


My girlfriend broke up with me because I stole her wheelchair.

But I knew she’d come crawling back to me.

To the guy in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket… You can hide, but you can’t run.

Im doing a charity bungee jump for the local disabled. Its called spastics on elastics

A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a door. And a staircase.

Why do midgets laugh when they run?

Because the grass tickles their balls.

What did the boy with no hands get for his birthday?

I don’t know. He hasn’t opened it yet.

What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.

What do you call a disabled Asian?

Sum Ting Wong

What do you call a Chinese man with one leg? Tie won shu

What do you call a dog with no legs? – Doesn’t matter what you call him, he’s not coming.

Why has Stephen hawking’s stopped playing hide and seek with his wife? Because she keeps using a metal detector

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?

Virgin mobile.

Don’t let an extra chromosome get you down!

I met a guy in a wheelchair today. His face was battered and bruised. “What happened to your face?” I asked.

“I’m a Paralympian,” he replied.


“No, … hurdles.”

What does a cannibal call a wheelchair user? – Meals on wheels.

Where can you find some of the world’s largest vegetables? – In an American nursing home.

What is black and screams?

Stevie Wonder answering the iron.

What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed?


Why did the blind man fall down the well?

He couldn’t see that well.