What do you call a disabled kid with a gun?
Special forces.
To the guy in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket... You can hide, but you can't run.
"What do we want?"
"HEARING AIDS!"
"When do we want them?"
"HEARING AIDS!"
How do parents punish their blind kids?
They re-arrange the furniture.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie talkie? He can’t walkie or talkie.
What do you call a disabled Asian?
Sum Ting Wong.
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.
My girlfriend broke up with me because I stole her wheelchair.
But I knew she'd come crawling back to me.
I'm doing a charity bungee jump for the local disabled.
It's called "spastics on elastics."
What did the boy with no hands get for his birthday?
I don't know. He hasn't opened it yet.
What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?
Virgin mobile.
Why can't disabled people make jokes?
Well, it's called Stand-Up comedy, isn't it?
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he's hooked up to? The computer runs.
I went up to the blind kid and punched him and said bet you didn't see that coming
What do you call an Asian who can't hear?
Wha U Sai
Why has Stephen Hawking stopped playing hide and seek with his wife? Because she keeps using a metal detector.
What do you call a dog with no legs? -- Doesn't matter what you call him, he's not coming.
I can't stand being in a wheelchair.
This girl told me people call her ugly because she is disabled. I told her to stand up for herself.
What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed?
Nothing.
