What has 50 legs but cant walk?
25 disabled kids
What did the boy with no hands get for his birthday?
I don't know. He hasn't opened it yet.
I went up to the blind kid and punched him and said bet you didn't see that coming
To the guy in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket... You can hide, but you can't run.
What do u call a disabled kid with a gun?
Special forces
What do you call a disabled Asian?
Sum Ting Wong
How do parents punish their blind kids?
They re-arrange the furniture
What’s the difference between stephan hawking and a walkie talkie. He can’t walkie or talkie
Im doing a charity bungee jump for the local disabled. Its called spastics on elastics
My girlfriend broke up with me because I stole her wheelchair.
But I knew she'd come crawling back to me.
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he's hooked up to? -- The computer runs.
What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed?
Nothing.
my sons so ungrateful. i bought him a trampoline and all he does is sit in his wheelchair and cry all day.
A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a door. And a staircase.
What do you call a dog with no legs? -- Doesn't matter what you call him, he's not coming.
Why can't disabled people make jokes.
Well, it's called Stand-Up comedy isn't it?
I can't stand being in a wheelchair.
What do you call someone with Down Syndrome who smokes weed?
A baked potato.
"What do we want?"
"HEARING AIDS!"
"When do we want them?"
"HEARING AIDS!"
