“What do we want?”
“When do we want them?”
My girlfriend broke up with me because I stole her wheelchair.
But I knew she’d come crawling back to me.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.
Why has Stephen hawking’s stopped playing hide and seek with his wife? Because she keeps using a metal detector
I met a guy in a wheelchair today. His face was battered and bruised. “What happened to your face?” I asked.
“I’m a Paralympian,” he replied.
“No, … hurdles.”