Disabled Jokes

I went up to the blind kid and punched him and said bet you didn't see that coming

What do u call a disabled kid with a gun?

Special forces

What has 50 legs but cant walk?

25 disabled kids

To the guy in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket... You can hide, but you can't run.

What do you call a disabled Asian?

Sum Ting Wong

How do parents punish their blind kids?

They re-arrange the furniture

What did the boy with no hands get for his birthday?

I don't know. He hasn't opened it yet.

My girlfriend broke up with me because I stole her wheelchair.

But I knew she'd come crawling back to me.

Why do midgets laugh when they run?

Because the grass tickles their balls.

Why can't disabled people make jokes.

Well, it's called Stand-Up comedy isn't it?

"What do we want?"

"HEARING AIDS!"

"When do we want them?"

"HEARING AIDS!"

Kid: Mom, what's dark humor?

Mom: Do you see that man without arms over there? Tell him to clap.

Kid: But, mom, I'm blind!

Mom: Exactly.

Im doing a charity bungee jump for the local disabled. Its called spastics on elastics

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?

Virgin mobile.

What’s the difference between stephan hawking and a walkie talkie. He can’t walkie or talkie

What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he's hooked up to? -- The computer runs.

A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a door. And a staircase.

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

I used to get pushed and called lazy in school

Man, I loved that wheelchair

What do you call a dog with no legs? -- Doesn't matter what you call him, he's not coming.