What do you call a disabled Asian?

Sum Ting Wong

To the guy in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket… You can hide, but you can’t run.

Why do midgets laugh when they run?

Because the grass tickles their balls.

My girlfriend broke up with me because I stole her wheelchair.

But I knew she’d come crawling back to me.

Im doing a charity bungee jump for the local disabled. Its called spastics on elastics

What did the boy with no hands get for his birthday?

I don’t know. He hasn’t opened it yet.

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?

Virgin mobile.

What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.

What do you call a dog with no legs? – Doesn’t matter what you call him, he’s not coming.

What do you call a Chinese man with one leg? Tie won shu

“What do we want?”

“HEARING AIDS!”

“When do we want them?”

“HEARING AIDS!”

What’s yellow and can’t swim? A school bus full of disabled children

A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a door. And a staircase.

What do you call someone with Down Syndrome who smokes weed?

A baked potato.

Why has Stephen hawking’s stopped playing hide and seek with his wife? Because she keeps using a metal detector

What is black and sits at the top of the stairs? – Steven Hawking after a house fire.

What does a cannibal call a wheelchair user? – Meals on wheels.

What do you call disabled people in a hot tub? – Vegetable soup.

What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed?

Nothing.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder’s new piano?

Neither has he.