Disabled jokes
What do you call a disabled kid with a gun?
Special forces.
What do you call a disabled Asian?
Sum Ting Wong.
How do parents punish their blind kids?
They re-arrange the furniture.
I can't stand being in a wheelchair.
This girl told me people call her ugly because she is disabled. I told her to stand up for herself.
"What do we want?" "HEARING AIDS!" "When do we want them?" "HEARING AIDS!"
If you watch Jaws backwards, it's a heartwarming story about a shark that gives arms and legs to disabled people.
What did the boy with no hands get for his birthday?
I don't know. He hasn't opened it yet.
I'm doing a charity bungee jump for the local disabled.
It's called "spastics on elastics."
What's yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of disabled children.
What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin mobile.
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.
My friend and I were walking down the street, and we saw this one disabled kid getting bullied by three other kids. Urgently, we sprinted over to help. He had no chance against the five of us.
I used to get pushed and called lazy in school.
Man, I loved that wheelchair.
If you get pinched by a man in a wheelchair, can you call it a "hit and can't run?"
What do you call an Asian who can't hear?
Wha U Sai
To the guy in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket... You can hide, but you can't run.
What do you call a bunch of Paki's jumping off a cliff?
Chocolate drops.
Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new piano? Neither has he.
What's the similarity between women and car parking spaces? The good ones are always taken, and sometimes when nobody's looking, you slip in the disabled one.