I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. – A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
My sister thinks shes so smart, shes said onions are the only food that makes you cry
So I threw a coconut at her
I went for a job interview today and the manager said, “We’re looking for someone who is responsible.”
“Well, I’m your man.” I replied, “In my last job, whenever anything went wrong, they said I was responsible.”
I used to be a banker but I lost interest…
Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team? She always ran away from the ball.
Why can’t bikes stand? Because they are two tired (Too tired)
I bought a wooden whistle. But it wooden whistle. so I bought a steel whistle. But it steel wooden whistle. So I bought a lead whistle. But it steel wooden lead me whistle.
Confucius say, man who runs behind car will get exhausted, but man who runs in front of car will get tired.
Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was excellent.
My boss yelled at me the other day, “You’ve got to be the worst train driver in history. How many trains did you derail last year?”
I said, “Can’t say for sure, it’s so hard to keep track!”