My boyfriend just broke up with me for talking about video games too much. what a stupid thing to Fallout 4.
I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. – A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
I went for a job interview today and the manager said, “We’re looking for someone who is responsible.”
“Well, I’m your man.” I replied, “In my last job, whenever anything went wrong, they said I was responsible.”
Confucius say, man who runs behind car will get exhausted, but man who runs in front of car will get tired.
I bought a wooden whistle. But it wooden whistle. so I bought a steel whistle. But it steel wooden whistle. So I bought a lead whistle. But it steel wooden lead me whistle.