What do atoms and parents have in common to orphans? You can't see either of them.
Orphan Warden
@orphanwarden
They didn't know where to put the orphan. He was returned from the hospital he was born from; the parents gained one cent, while the orphan gained potatoes as friends.
An orphan told me people kept bullying him, so I said, "Tell your parents."
Yo mama's so—oh wait, you don't have one.