A man walks into a bar, he takes a seat and asks the barmen if he wanted to hear a blonde joke, the barmen replies before you tell this joke I want to tell you something, see the women over there, she is a black belt in karate, she’s blonde , see the bouncer over there he is also a blonde, see the chick over there with that pool que she is also blonde, also I have a shotgun behind the bar i’m blonde, so do you still want to tell your joke? He replies f**k that I ain’t explaining the joke 4 times.
What is black and screams?
Stevie Wonder answering the iron.
What do you call a white man surrounded by black men. Coach
What is black and sits at the top of the stairs? – Steven Hawking after a house fire.
A black boy walks into the kitchen where his mother is baking and accidentally pulls the flour over onto his head. He turns to his mother and says, “Look Mama, I’m a white boy!” His mother smacks him and says, “Go tell your Daddy what you just said!” The boy finds his father and says, “Look Daddy, I’m a white boy!” His Daddy bends him over, spanks him, stands the boy back up, and says, “Now, what do you have to say for yourself?” The boy replies, “I’ve only been a white boy for five minutes and I already hate you black people!”
i hate when i lose my white friends in the snow and my black friends in the dark. where do i lose my friends from Afghanistan? in an explosion
How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb?
None they just arrest the lightbulb for being broke and beat the room for being black
What does Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common? Firstly, they both went from black to white and secondly they both get turned on by kids.
What’s black, white, and red? A nun that fell down a 100 flight of stairs. What’s black, white, and laughing? The nun that pushed her!
What’s long, black and full of seamen? A submarine
What’s the difference between a black & a white fairy tail? White begins, “Once upon a time…” Black begins, " Yall mutherfuckers aint gonna believe dis shit"
Roses are red My soul is black I am never getting My dad back
In communist Russia there is no discrimination. White, black, African, American, British and Asian. They all go to Gulag eventually
What do you say to a women with two black eyes?
Nothing, you’ve told her twice.
when was the first black friday?
Black holes and horny black women have 1 thing in common, they suck everything in sight
My life is a lot like a game of Black Jack
I always hit on 16, the get busted
What is the hardest part of twerking?
There’s four people on a roof a Mexican, Asian, black guy, and a white guy. The Mexican walks over to the ledge and says “this is for my people” and jumps off, the Asian also walks over to the ledge and says “this is for my people” and jumps off, then the black guy walks over to the edge and says “this is for my people” and pushes the white guy off.
How many black people does it take to start a protest? -1