Black Jokes

Nathan Claunch

A black boy walks into the kitchen where his mother is baking and accidentally pulls the flour over onto his head. He turns to his mother and says, “Look Mama, I’m a white boy!” His mother smacks him and says, “Go tell your Daddy what you just said!” The boy finds his father and says, “Look Daddy, I’m a white boy!” His Daddy bends him over, spanks him, stands the boy back up, and says, “Now, what do you have to say for yourself?” The boy replies, “I’ve only been a white boy for five minutes and I already hate you black people!”

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Your dad

A man walks into a bar, he takes a seat and asks the barmen if he wanted to hear a blonde joke, the barmen replies before you tell this joke I want to tell you something, see the women over there, she is a black belt in karate, she’s blonde , see the bouncer over there he is also a blonde, see the chick over there with that pool que she is also blonde, also I have a shotgun behind the bar i’m blonde, so do you still want to tell your joke? He replies f**k that I ain’t explaining the joke 4 times.

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Anonymous

My Xbox has been acting up lately…

So I painted it black to make it run faster

Joe
in Michael Jackson

What does Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common? Firstly, they both went from black to white and secondly they both get turned on by kids.

Anonymous

i hate when i lose my white friends in the snow and my black friends in the dark. where do i lose my friends from Afghanistan? in an explosion

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Autobot Blaster

What’s black, white, and red? A nun that fell down a 100 flight of stairs. What’s black, white, and laughing? The nun that pushed her!

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Mike Oxlong

What’s long, black and full of seamen? A submarine

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Anonymous

How many black people does it take to start a protest? -1

Ice_wallo_come

What do you call a white man surrounded by black men. Coach

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Anonymous

What is black and sits at the top of the stairs? – Steven Hawking after a house fire.

Blind

What is black and screams?

Stevie Wonder answering the iron.

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Dadless
in Dad

Roses are red My soul is black I am never getting My dad back

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Aynomous

How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb?

None they just arrest the lightbulb for being broke and beat the room for being black

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pa2001925

What do you say to a women with two black eyes?

Nothing, you’ve told her twice.

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Cracra
in Michael Jackson

Why can Michael Jackson not play chess. Because he can’t pick which side he is is he on the white or black side

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Marshmallow

what would MLK junior be if he was white…alive

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Anonymous

What’s the difference between a black & a white fairy tail? White begins, “Once upon a time…” Black begins, " Yall mutherfuckers aint gonna believe dis shit"

Anonymous

There’s four people on a roof a Mexican, Asian, black guy, and a white guy. The Mexican walks over to the ledge and says “this is for my people” and jumps off, the Asian also walks over to the ledge and says “this is for my people” and jumps off, then the black guy walks over to the edge and says “this is for my people” and pushes the white guy off.

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Communist boi
in Communist

In communist Russia there is no discrimination. White, black, African, American, British and Asian. They all go to Gulag eventually

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generous

What’s white on top and black on the bottom? Society.