Black jokes
How many black people does it take to start a protest? -1.
I hate when I lose my white friends in the snow and my black friends in the dark. Where do I lose my friends from Afghanistan?
In an explosion.
What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common? Firstly, they both went from black to white, and secondly, they both get turned on by kids.
What do I call a white person with 15 black kids?
Coach.
What do you call a white man surrounded by black men? Coach.
What's the difference between a black & a white fairy tale? White begins, "Once upon a time..." Black begins, "Y'all mutherfuckers ain't gonna believe this shit."
What would MLK Junior be if he was white?.........Alive.
Kid: Hey, what’s black and sneaky!
Social studies teacher: Harriet Tubman.
A black boy walks into the kitchen where his mother is baking and accidentally pulls the flour over onto his head. He turns to his mother and says, “Look Mama, I’m a white boy!” His mother smacks him and says, “Go tell your Daddy what you just said!” The boy finds his father and says, “Look Daddy, I’m a white boy!” His Daddy bends him over, spanks him, stands the boy back up, and says, “Now, what do you have to say for yourself?” The boy replies, “I’ve only been a white boy for five minutes and I already hate you black people!”
What's long, black and full of seamen? A submarine.
Roses are red.
My soul is black.
I am never getting my dad back.
What is black and screams? Stevie Wonder answering the iron.
My Xbox has been acting up lately... So I painted it black to make it run faster.
What has an N, an I, two Gs, an E, and an R?
Ginger!
The people in the Democratic Party are how I like my coffee.
Black and bitter.
How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they just arrest the lightbulb for being broke and beat the room for being black.
What's white with black spots? A cotton field from above.
A man walks into a bar. He takes a seat and asks the barman if he wanted to hear a blonde joke. The barman replies, "Before you tell this joke, I want to tell you something. See the woman over there? She is a black belt in karate, she's blonde. See the bouncer over there? He is also a blonde. See the chick over there with that pool cue? She is also blonde. Also, I have a shotgun behind the bar. I'm blonde. So do you still want to tell your joke?" He replies, "F**k that. I ain't explaining the joke 4 times."
What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing, you've told her twice.
What is black when it’s clean and white when it’s dirty?
Answer: A chalkboard.