Black jokes
How many black people does it take to start a protest? -1.
What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common? Firstly, they both went from black to white, and secondly, they both get turned on by kids.
What do you call a white man surrounded by black men? Coach.
I hate when I lose my white friends in the snow and my black friends in the dark. Where do I lose my friends from Afghanistan?
In an explosion.
Kid: Hey, what’s black and sneaky!
Social studies teacher: Harriet Tubman.
What is black and screams?
Stevie Wonder answering the iron.
What would MLK Junior be if he was white?.........Alive.
What's the difference between a black & a white fairy tale? White begins, "Once upon a time..." Black begins, "Y'all mutherfuckers ain't gonna believe this shit."
My Xbox has been acting up lately... So I painted it black to make it run faster.
What do I call a white person with 15 black kids?
Coach.
A black boy walks into the kitchen where his mother is baking and accidentally pulls the flour over onto his head. He turns to his mother and says, “Look Mama, I’m a white boy!” His mother smacks him and says, “Go tell your Daddy what you just said!” The boy finds his father and says, “Look Daddy, I’m a white boy!” His Daddy bends him over, spanks him, stands the boy back up, and says, “Now, what do you have to say for yourself?” The boy replies, “I’ve only been a white boy for five minutes and I already hate you black people!”
The people in the Democratic Party are how I like my coffee.
Black and bitter.
How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they just arrest the lightbulb for being broke and beat the room for being black.
What's long, black and full of seamen? A submarine.
What has an N, an I, two Gs, an E, and an R?
Ginger!
Roses are red.
My soul is black.
I am never getting my dad back.
A man walks into a bar. He takes a seat and asks the barman if he wanted to hear a blonde joke. The barman replies, "Before you tell this joke, I want to tell you something. See the woman over there? She is a black belt in karate, she's blonde. See the bouncer over there? He is also a blonde. See the chick over there with that pool cue? She is also blonde. Also, I have a shotgun behind the bar. I'm blonde. So do you still want to tell your joke?" He replies, "F**k that. I ain't explaining the joke 4 times."
Roses are red, violets are black, I traded my son for 10 Big Macs.
Why is a white guy in prison scarier than a black guy in prison?
The white guy actually did it.
Black comedy name week:
Malt liquor Monday Tupac Tuesday Watermelon Wednesday Thong Thursday Fried chicken Friday Sukie Sukie Saturday Slap a hoe Sunday