A black boy walks into the kitchen where his mother is baking and accidentally pulls the flour over onto his head. He turns to his mother and says, “Look Mama, I’m a white boy!” His mother smacks him and says, “Go tell your Daddy what you just said!” The boy finds his father and says, “Look Daddy, I’m a white boy!” His Daddy bends him over, spanks him, stands the boy back up, and says, “Now, what do you have to say for yourself?” The boy replies, “I’ve only been a white boy for five minutes and I already hate you black people!”
My Xbox has been acting up lately...
So I painted it black to make it run faster
What's the difference between a black & a white fairy tail? White begins, "Once upon a time..." Black begins, " Yall mutherfuckers aint gonna believe dis shit"
What does Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common? Firstly, they both went from black to white and secondly they both get turned on by kids.
How many black people does it take to start a protest? -1
A man walks into a bar, he takes a seat and asks the barmen if he wanted to hear a blonde joke, the barmen replies before you tell this joke I want to tell you something, see the women over there, she is a black belt in karate, she's blonde , see the bouncer over there he is also a blonde, see the chick over there with that pool que she is also blonde, also I have a shotgun behind the bar i'm blonde, so do you still want to tell your joke? He replies f**k that I ain't explaining the joke 4 times.
i hate when i lose my white friends in the snow and my black friends in the dark. where do i lose my friends from Afghanistan? in an explosion
What do you call a white man surrounded by black men. Coach
What is black and screams?
Stevie Wonder answering the iron.
What do I call a white person with 15 black kids
What's long, black and full of seamen? A submarine
What is black and sits at the top of the stairs? -- Steven Hawking after a house fire.
Roses are red My soul is black I am never getting My dad back
What’s black, white, and red? A nun that fell down a 100 flight of stairs. What’s black, white, and laughing? The nun that pushed her!
What do you say to a women with two black eyes?
Nothing, you've told her twice.
what would MLK junior be if he was white.........alive
What do you say when you see your tv floating away at night... "Drop it Jamal"
What's the difference between a black & a white fairy tail? White begins, "Once upon a time..." Black begins, " Y'all mutherfuckers aint gonna believe dis shit"
Kid:Hey what’s black and sneaky! Social studies teacher:Harriet Tubman
How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb?
None they just arrest the lightbulb for being broke and beat the room for being black