There’s four people on a roof a Mexican, Asian, black guy, and a white guy. The Mexican walks over to the ledge and says “this is for my people” and jumps off, the Asian also walks over to the ledge and says “this is for my people” and jumps off, then the black guy walks over to the edge and says “this is for my people” and pushes the white guy off.
How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb?
None they just arrest the lightbulb for being broke and beat the room for being black
What is black and screams?
Stevie Wonder answering the iron.
A man walks into a bar, he takes a seat and asks the barmen if he wanted to hear a blonde joke, the barmen replies before you tell this joke I want to tell you something, see the women over there, she is a black belt in karate, she’s blonde , see the bouncer over there he is also a blonde, see the chick over there with that pool que she is also blonde, also I have a shotgun behind the bar i’m blonde, so do you still want to tell your joke? He replies f**k that I ain’t explaining the joke 4 times.
What is black and sits at the top of the stairs? – Steven Hawking after a house fire.
What’s the difference between a black & a white fairy tail? White begins, “Once upon a time…” Black begins, " Yall mutherfuckers aint gonna believe dis shit"
My life is a lot like a game of Black Jack
I always hit on 16, the get busted
What’s long, black and full of seamen? A submarine
What do you call a white man surrounded by black men. Coach
What’s black and white and red all over? A massacre at a funeral.
What’s black, white, and red? A nun that fell down a 100 flight of stairs. What’s black, white, and laughing? The nun that pushed her!
why did sally get a black eye? Because she tried to play patty cake.
The Mother and her Daughter went to the store. After they arrived, the Daughter looked around and ran off somewhere. The Mother realized this and took off looking for her, after awhile, she found her tugging on a black man, the Mother asked “What are you doing” and the Daughter replied “I wan’t the chocolate”
i hate when i lose my white friends in the snow and my black friends in the dark. where do i lose my friends from Afghanistan? in an explosion
Whats black and sitting in a chair. Steven hawking after a house fire
Yo mama’s so old when she was a girl rainbows were black and white
whats black, gold and red all over? Tupac in Vegas.
What does Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common? Firstly, they both went from black to white and secondly they both get turned on by kids.
Trump says to Obama “you know it’s the White House not the black house right?” And Obama says “yeah but it isn’t the orange house either.
What do you say to a women with two black eyes?
Nothing, you’ve told her twice.