What do emos and apples have in common?
They both hang on trees.
What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common?
They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.
What does your mom and a slinky have in common?
They aren’t much to look at, but you can’t help but crack a smile when you see then tumbling down the stairs.
What do a fat chick and a moped have in common?
They’re both fun to ride until your friends find out.
What does your first football game and your first time having sex have in common? You were bloody and battered but at least you’re dad came.
What do prime numbers and stoners have in common? – The higher they are, the more spaced out they get.
What does a kid and wine have in common?
Shit i forgot but they’re both locked in my cellar right now.