Common Jokes

what do depressed people and Apple's have in common?

they both hang from trees

What does a pulse and an orgasm have in common?

I don't care if she has one.

What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common? - Their balls are just for decoration.

What do catholic priests and JCPennys have in common?

Little boys pants half off.

What do emos and apples have in common?

They both hang on trees.

What does a pregnant teen and an aborted child have in common They both say “my moms gonna kill me”

What do prime numbers and stoners have in common? -- The higher they are, the more spaced out they get.

What does your mom and a slinky have in common?

They aren't much to look at, but you can't help but crack a smile when you see then tumbling down the stairs.

What do blind kids and orphans have in common

Neither of them can see their parents.

what does Stephen hawking have in common with a bull ? they both charge

you know what me and my spine both have in common we are both not straight

What do TVs and girls have in common ? They both show you stuff when you turn them on!

What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common?

They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.

Girl: come over orphan: I can’t Girl: my parents aren’t home ;) orphan: oh cool something we have in common

The twin towers and genders have alot in common, there used to be two and now.. its just a touchy subject.

i like when people say they hate me because we have something in common <3

What do a shopping cart and a wheel chair have in common... they both carry vegetables

What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common?

Their last big hit was the wall.

What do a pedophile and a clock have in common...neither of them go pass 12.

What does a rock and a girl have in common? The flat ones get skipped