what does a blondie and a shotgun have in common? give them a cock and there ready to blow.

What do emos and apples have in common?

They both hang on trees.

What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common?

Their last big hit was the wall.

What does your mom and a slinky have in common?

They aren’t much to look at, but you can’t help but crack a smile when you see then tumbling down the stairs.

What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common?

They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.

What do catholic priests and JCPennys have in common?

Little boys pants half off.

what does Stephen hawking have in common with a bull ? they both charge

What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common? - Their balls are just for decoration.

What do a fat chick and a moped have in common?

They’re both fun to ride until your friends find out.

What do friends and trees have in common? They both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

what do ambulances and gay men have in common? they both take it in the back and go whoop whoop :D

What does your first football game and your first time having sex have in common? You were bloody and battered but at least you’re dad came.

What do prime numbers and stoners have in common? – The higher they are, the more spaced out they get.

What do McDonald’s and preist have in common? They both stick there meat in 10 year old buns.

What do cigarettes and hamsters have in common?

They can both be dangerous when you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.

what does an apple and a lawyer have in common?

they both look good hanging from a tree

What does McDonald’s and priest have in common they both put there meet in 10 year old buns

What does a pulse and an orgasm have in common?

I don’t care if she has one.

What does milk and a kid with cancer have in common? An expiration date.

i like when people say they hate me because we have something in common <3