Common Jokes

Depression

Anonymous
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what do depressed people and Apple's have in common?

they both hang from trees

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Orgasm

Anonymous
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What does a pulse and an orgasm have in common?

I don't care if she has one.

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Jesus

Anonymous
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What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common? - Their balls are just for decoration.

Priest

Keanu
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What do catholic priests and JCPennys have in common?

Little boys pants half off.

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Emo

Emo
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What do emos and apples have in common?

They both hang on trees.

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Child

Anonymous
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What does a pregnant teen and an aborted child have in common They both say “my moms gonna kill me”

Number

Anonymous
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What do prime numbers and stoners have in common? -- The higher they are, the more spaced out they get.

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Stairs

Morbid
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What does your mom and a slinky have in common?

They aren't much to look at, but you can't help but crack a smile when you see then tumbling down the stairs.

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Orphan

Anonymous person
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What do blind kids and orphans have in common

Neither of them can see their parents.

Bull

:)
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what does Stephen hawking have in common with a bull ? they both charge

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Straight

imsogay.com
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you know what me and my spine both have in common we are both not straight

Girl

Aleksandr
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What do TVs and girls have in common ? They both show you stuff when you turn them on!

Music

Anonymous
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What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common?

They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.

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Orphan

Anonymous
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Girl: come over orphan: I can’t Girl: my parents aren’t home ;) orphan: oh cool something we have in common

Gender

Mitosis
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The twin towers and genders have alot in common, there used to be two and now.. its just a touchy subject.

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People

commit slip'n'slide
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i like when people say they hate me because we have something in common <3

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Offensive

Lol
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What do a shopping cart and a wheel chair have in common... they both carry vegetables

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Riddles

Anonymous
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What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common?

Their last big hit was the wall.

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Clock

I take bleach shot glass
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What do a pedophile and a clock have in common...neither of them go pass 12.

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Sadness

Anonymous stranger
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What does a rock and a girl have in common? The flat ones get skipped