Common jokes
What do a pedophile and a clock have in common? Neither of them go past 12.
What does a pregnant teen and an aborted child have in common?
They both say, “My mom's gonna kill me!”
What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common? - Their balls are just for decoration.
What do prime numbers and stoners have in common? The higher they are, the more spaced out they get.
What do Catholic priests and JCPenny's have in common?
Little boys' pants half off.
What does a pulse and an orgasm have in common?
I don't care if she has one.
What do TVs and girls have in common?
They both show you stuff when you turn them on!
The Twin Towers and genders have a lot in common. There used to be two, and now it's just a touchy subject.
What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common?
They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.
Q: What do women and KFC have in common?
A: Once you eat the breasts and thighs, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.
What does Stephen Hawking have in common with a bull? They both charge.
What does your mom and a slinky have in common?
They aren't much to look at, but you can't help but crack a smile when you see them tumbling down the stairs.
What do women and airplanes have in common?
A cockpit.
What do the mafia and pussies have in common?
One slip of the tongue, and you're in deep shit.
What do a convention of nerds and Kurt Cobain's garage have in common?
There's brains all over the place.
What does food and dark humour have in common?
Not everybody gets it.
I like when people say they hate me because we have something in common. <3
You know what me and my spine both have in common? We are both not straight.
What do a shopping cart and a wheelchair have in common? They both carry vegetables.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common? Neither of them can see their parents.