What do a pedophile and a clock have in common...neither of them go pass 12.
What does a pregnant teen and an aborted child have in common They both say “my moms gonna kill me”
What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common? - Their balls are just for decoration.
What do prime numbers and stoners have in common? -- The higher they are, the more spaced out they get.
What do TVs and girls have in common ? They both show you stuff when you turn them on!
What do catholic priests and JCPennys have in common?
Little boys pants half off.
What does a pulse and an orgasm have in common?
I don't care if she has one.
The twin towers and genders have alot in common, there used to be two and now.. its just a touchy subject.
What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common?
They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.
Q:What do women and kfc have in common A:once you eat the breasts and thighs all you have left is a greasey box to put ur bone in
what does Stephen hawking have in common with a bull ? they both charge
What does your mom and a slinky have in common?
They aren't much to look at, but you can't help but crack a smile when you see then tumbling down the stairs.
what do women and airplane have in common?
a cockpit
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What do a convention of nerds and Kurt Cobain's garage have in common? There's brains all over the place
What does food and dark humour have in common? Not everybody gets it
i like when people say they hate me because we have something in common <3
you know what me and my spine both have in common we are both not straight
What do a shopping cart and a wheel chair have in common... they both carry vegetables
What do blind kids and orphans have in common? Neither of them can see their parents.
