Bull

:)

what does Stephen hawking have in common with a bull ? they both charge

Priest

Anonymous

What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common? - Their balls are just for decoration.

Priest

Keanu

What do catholic priests and JCPennys have in common?

Little boys pants half off.

Paint

Anonymous

What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common?

They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.

Depression

Anonymous

what do depressed people and Apple’s have in common?

they both hang from trees

Orphan

Anonymous

Girl: come over orphan: I can’t
Girl: my parents aren’t home ;) orphan: oh cool something we have in common

Wall

Anonymous

What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common?

Their last big hit was the wall.

Kid

Joe

What does Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common? Firstly, they both went from black to white and secondly they both get turned on by kids.

Depression

Anonymous 1

What does my head and hell have in common? They both have demons in them

Old

Anonymous

What do McDonald’s and preist have in common? They both stick there meat in 10 year old buns.

Twin Towers

Mitosis

The twin towers and genders have alot in common, there used to be two and now… its just a touchy subject.

Tree

Emo

What do emos and apples have in common?

They both hang on trees.

People

commit slip'n'slide

i like when people say they hate me because we have something in common <3

Clock

I take bleach shot glass

What do a pedophile and a clock have in common…neither of them go pass 12.

Hare

Anonymous

What does a turtle and a pedophile have in common? – They both want to get there before the hare does.

Sister

Anonymous

What do tampons and your sister have in common!

Marriage

Anonymous

What do women, tornadoes and hurricanes have in common? - They all get the house.

See

Morbid

What does your mom and a slinky have in common?

They aren’t much to look at, but you can’t help but crack a smile when you see then tumbling down the stairs.

Computer

Anonymous

What does a shark and a computer have in common?

They both have megabites.

Puns

Anonymous

What is common in my AirPods and Titanic… They sync properly …

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