what does Stephen hawking have in common with a bull ? they both charge

What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common? - Their balls are just for decoration.

Girl: come over orphan: I can’t
Girl: my parents aren’t home ;) orphan: oh cool something we have in common

What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common?

Their last big hit was the wall.

what do depressed people and Apple’s have in common?

they both hang from trees

What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common?

They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.

What do catholic priests and JCPennys have in common?

Little boys pants half off.

What do McDonald’s and preist have in common? They both stick there meat in 10 year old buns.

What does Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common? Firstly, they both went from black to white and secondly they both get turned on by kids.

What does your mom and a slinky have in common?

They aren’t much to look at, but you can’t help but crack a smile when you see then tumbling down the stairs.

What does a pregnant teen and an aborted child have in common They both say “my moms gonna kill me”

What do emos and apples have in common?

They both hang on trees.

What do women, tornadoes and hurricanes have in common? - They all get the house.

The twin towers and genders have alot in common, there used to be two and now… its just a touchy subject.

i like when people say they hate me because we have something in common <3

What does a turtle and a pedophile have in common? – They both want to get there before the hare does.

What do a pedophile and a clock have in common…neither of them go pass 12.

What does a shark and a computer have in common?

They both have megabites.

What is common in my AirPods and Titanic… They sync properly …

What do prime numbers and stoners have in common? – The higher they are, the more spaced out they get.