what does Stephen hawking have in common with a bull ? they both charge
What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common? - Their balls are just for decoration.
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common?
Their last big hit was the wall.
Girl: come over orphan: I can’t
Girl: my parents aren’t home ;) orphan: oh cool something we have in common
What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common?
They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.
what do depressed people and Apple’s have in common?
they both hang from trees
What do catholic priests and JCPennys have in common?
Little boys pants half off.
What do McDonald’s and preist have in common? They both stick there meat in 10 year old buns.
What do emos and apples have in common?
They both hang on trees.
What does a turtle and a pedophile have in common? – They both want to get there before the hare does.
What do cigarettes and hamsters have in common?
They can both be dangerous when you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.
i like when people say they hate me because we have something in common <3
What does a shark and a computer have in common?
They both have megabites.
What is common in my AirPods and Titanic… They sync properly …
What do prime numbers and stoners have in common? – The higher they are, the more spaced out they get.
What does your first football game and your first time having sex have in common? You were bloody and battered but at least you’re dad came.
What do friends and trees have in common? They both fall down when you hit them with an axe.
What do a fat chick and a moped have in common?
They’re both fun to ride until your friends find out.
What do apples and witches have in common? They both hang on trees.
What do Colorado and Saudi Arabia have in common?
It’s legal to get stoned.