Paint

Anonymous

What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common?

They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.

Priest

Anonymous

What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common? - Their balls are just for decoration.

Depression

Anonymous

what do depressed people and Apple’s have in common?

they both hang from trees

Bull

:)

what does Stephen hawking have in common with a bull ? they both charge

Orphan

Anonymous

Girl: come over orphan: I can’t
Girl: my parents aren’t home ;) orphan: oh cool something we have in common

Wall

Anonymous

What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common?

Their last big hit was the wall.

Stairs

Morbid

What does your mom and a slinky have in common?

They aren’t much to look at, but you can’t help but crack a smile when you see then tumbling down the stairs.

Priest

Keanu

What do catholic priests and JCPennys have in common?

Little boys pants half off.

Puns

Anonymous

What is common in my AirPods and Titanic… They sync properly …

Twin Towers

Mitosis

The twin towers and genders have alot in common, there used to be two and now… its just a touchy subject.

Depression

Anonymous 1

What does my head and hell have in common? They both have demons in them

Michael Jackson

Joe

What does Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common? Firstly, they both went from black to white and secondly they both get turned on by kids.

Brain

sumdude

What do a convention of nerds and Kurt Cobain’s garage have in common? There’s brains all over the place

Meat

Anonymous

What do McDonald’s and preist have in common? They both stick there meat in 10 year old buns.

Hang

Emo

What do emos and apples have in common?

They both hang on trees.

People

commit slip'n'slide

i like when people say they hate me because we have something in common <3

Depression

uruncle

whats the one thing me and the new years ball have in common

its not gonna be the only thing falling 50 stories this new years

Clock

I take bleach shot glass

What do a pedophile and a clock have in common…neither of them go pass 12.

Child

Anonymous

What does a pregnant teen and an aborted child have in common They both say “my moms gonna kill me”

Computer

Anonymous

What does a shark and a computer have in common?

They both have megabites.

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