What do a pedophile and a clock have in common...neither of them go pass 12.
What do TVs and girls have in common ? They both show you stuff when you turn them on!
What do prime numbers and stoners have in common? -- The higher they are, the more spaced out they get.
What does a pregnant teen and an aborted child have in common They both say “my moms gonna kill me”
What do emos and apples have in common?
They both hang on trees.
What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common? - Their balls are just for decoration.
What do catholic priests and JCPennys have in common?
Little boys pants half off.
what do mafia and pussies have in common?
one slip of the tongue, and your in deep shit
What does food and dark humour have in common? Not everybody gets it
What does a kid with cancer and dark humor have in common. They never get old.
What do a convention of nerds and Kurt Cobain's garage have in common? There's brains all over the place
what do women and airplane have in common?
What does a pulse and an orgasm have in common?
I don't care if she has one.
The twin towers and genders have alot in common, there used to be two and now.. its just a touchy subject.
what do depressed people and Apple's have in common?
they both hang from trees
Q:What do women and kfc have in common A:once you eat the breasts and thighs all you have left is a greasey box to put ur bone in
What do a shopping cart and a wheel chair have in common... they both carry vegetables
What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common?
They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.
what does Stephen hawking have in common with a bull ? they both charge
Q: What does a slice of pizza and an F grade have in common?
A: They're both cheesy.