what does a blondie and a shotgun have in common? give them a cock and there ready to blow.
What does your mom and a slinky have in common?
They aren’t much to look at, but you can’t help but crack a smile when you see then tumbling down the stairs.
What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common?
They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.
What do a fat chick and a moped have in common?
They’re both fun to ride until your friends find out.
What does your first football game and your first time having sex have in common? You were bloody and battered but at least you’re dad came.
What do prime numbers and stoners have in common? – The higher they are, the more spaced out they get.
What do cigarettes and hamsters have in common?
They can both be dangerous when you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.