what do depressed people and Apple’s have in common?
they both hang from trees
Common Jokes
What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common? - Their balls are just for decoration.
The twin towers and genders have alot in common, there used to be two and now… its just a touchy subject.
What does a pulse and an orgasm have in common?
I don’t care if she has one.
What does a pregnant teen and an aborted child have in common They both say “my moms gonna kill me”
What do catholic priests and JCPennys have in common?
Little boys pants half off.
What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common?
They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.
What do emos and apples have in common?
They both hang on trees.
What does your mom and a slinky have in common?
They aren’t much to look at, but you can’t help but crack a smile when you see then tumbling down the stairs.
what does Stephen hawking have in common with a bull ? they both charge
What do prime numbers and stoners have in common? – The higher they are, the more spaced out they get.
i like when people say they hate me because we have something in common <3
What do TVs and girls have in common ? They both show you stuff when you turn them on!
you know what me and my spine both have in common we are both not straight
Girl: come over orphan: I can’t
Girl: my parents aren’t home ;) orphan: oh cool something we have in common
What do blind kids and orphans have in common
Neither of them can see their parents.
What do a pedophile and a clock have in common…neither of them go pass 12.
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common?
Their last big hit was the wall.
What do a shopping cart and a wheel chair have in common… they both carry vegetables
What does my head and hell have in common? They both have demons in them