Common Jokes

What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common?

They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.


What does your mom and a slinky have in common?

They aren't much to look at, but you can't help but crack a smile when you see then tumbling down the stairs.


What does a turtle and a pedophile have in common? -- They both want to get there before the hare does.


What does a dad and the Twin Towers have in common? Once they're gone they never come back.


What does a crippled person's legs and the twin towers have in common, they both went down and never came back up