Common jokes
What do a pedophile and a clock have in common? Neither of them go past 12.
What do prime numbers and stoners have in common? The higher they are, the more spaced out they get.
What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common? - Their balls are just for decoration.
What does Stephen Hawking have in common with a bull? They both charge.
What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.
So true
What does weed and the Carolina Panthers have in common?
They both get smoked in bowls.
What do the mafia and pussies have in common?
One slip of the tongue, and you're in deep shit.
What's common in vampires and American kids?
They both don't get old.
What does a pregnant teen and an aborted child have in common?
They both say, “My mom's gonna kill me!”
What do bicycles and slaves have in common? They both use chains to work.
What do me and a casino machine have in common? It takes about 50 pumps to get to the jackpot.
What does the starship Enterprise & toilet paper have in common?
Answer: They both circle Ur-Anus looking for Kling-Ons!
What do a circle and a sphere have in common?
They're round, and round is a shape.
What do masturbation and brain damage have in common? After a few strokes, there’s no going back.
What does a pulse and an orgasm have in common? I don't care if she has one.
What do strippers and butter have in common?
Both spread for bread.
What do a Make-A-Wish kid and mosquitoes have in common?
They both got a 10% survival rate...
The Twin Towers and genders have a lot in common. There used to be two, and now it's just a touchy subject.
What does a one-night stand have in common with earthquakes? You never know how long they'll last.
What do a convention of nerds and Kurt Cobain's garage have in common?
There's brains all over the place.