Common

Common Jokes

Abortion

What does a pregnant teen and an aborted child have in common?

They both say, “My mom's gonna kill me!”

Stoner

What do prime numbers and stoners have in common? The higher they are, the more spaced out they get.

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  • TV

    What do TVs and girls have in common?

    They both show you stuff when you turn them on!

    Orgasm

    What does a pulse and an orgasm have in common?

    I don't care if she has one.

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  • Gender

    The Twin Towers and genders have a lot in common. There used to be two, and now it's just a touchy subject.

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  • Brain

    What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common?

    They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.

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  • Woman

    Q: What do women and KFC have in common?

    A: Once you eat the breasts and thighs, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.

    Charge

    What does Stephen Hawking have in common with a bull? They both charge.

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  • Mom

    What does your mom and a slinky have in common?

    They aren't much to look at, but you can't help but crack a smile when you see them tumbling down the stairs.

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  • Mafia

    What do the mafia and pussies have in common?

    One slip of the tongue, and you're in deep shit.

    Brain

    What do a convention of nerds and Kurt Cobain's garage have in common?

    There's brains all over the place.

    Hate

    I like when people say they hate me because we have something in common. <3

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  • Spine

    You know what me and my spine both have in common? We are both not straight.

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  • Vegetable

    What do a shopping cart and a wheelchair have in common? They both carry vegetables.

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  • Orphan

    What do blind kids and orphans have in common? Neither of them can see their parents.