Common Jokes

Anonymous
in Depression

what do depressed people and Apple’s have in common?

they both hang from trees

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Anonymous
in Christmas

What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common? - Their balls are just for decoration.

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Mitosis

The twin towers and genders have alot in common, there used to be two and now… its just a touchy subject.

Anonymous

What does a pulse and an orgasm have in common?

I don’t care if she has one.

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Anonymous

What does a pregnant teen and an aborted child have in common They both say “my moms gonna kill me”

Keanu

What do catholic priests and JCPennys have in common?

Little boys pants half off.

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Anonymous
in Music

What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common?

They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.

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Emo

What do emos and apples have in common?

They both hang on trees.

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Morbid

What does your mom and a slinky have in common?

They aren’t much to look at, but you can’t help but crack a smile when you see then tumbling down the stairs.

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:)

what does Stephen hawking have in common with a bull ? they both charge

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Anonymous
in Mathematician

What do prime numbers and stoners have in common? – The higher they are, the more spaced out they get.

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commit slip'n'slide

i like when people say they hate me because we have something in common <3

Aleksandr

What do TVs and girls have in common ? They both show you stuff when you turn them on!

imsogay.com

you know what me and my spine both have in common we are both not straight

Anonymous
in Orphan

Girl: come over orphan: I can’t
Girl: my parents aren’t home ;) orphan: oh cool something we have in common

Anonymous person
in Orphan

What do blind kids and orphans have in common

Neither of them can see their parents.

I take bleach shot glass

What do a pedophile and a clock have in common…neither of them go pass 12.

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Anonymous

What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common?

Their last big hit was the wall.

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Lol
in Offensive

What do a shopping cart and a wheel chair have in common… they both carry vegetables

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Anonymous 1
in Depression

What does my head and hell have in common? They both have demons in them

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