What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common?

They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.

What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common? - Their balls are just for decoration.

what do depressed people and Apple’s have in common?

they both hang from trees

what does Stephen hawking have in common with a bull ? they both charge

Girl: come over orphan: I can’t
Girl: my parents aren’t home ;) orphan: oh cool something we have in common

What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common?

Their last big hit was the wall.

What does your mom and a slinky have in common?

They aren’t much to look at, but you can’t help but crack a smile when you see then tumbling down the stairs.

What do catholic priests and JCPennys have in common?

Little boys pants half off.

What is common in my AirPods and Titanic… They sync properly …

The twin towers and genders have alot in common, there used to be two and now… its just a touchy subject.

What does my head and hell have in common? They both have demons in them

What does Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common? Firstly, they both went from black to white and secondly they both get turned on by kids.

What do a convention of nerds and Kurt Cobain’s garage have in common? There’s brains all over the place

What do McDonald’s and preist have in common? They both stick there meat in 10 year old buns.

What do emos and apples have in common?

They both hang on trees.

i like when people say they hate me because we have something in common <3

whats the one thing me and the new years ball have in common

its not gonna be the only thing falling 50 stories this new years

What do a pedophile and a clock have in common…neither of them go pass 12.

What does a pregnant teen and an aborted child have in common They both say “my moms gonna kill me”

What does a shark and a computer have in common?

They both have megabites.