what does Stephen hawking have in common with a bull ? they both charge
What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common?
They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.
Girl: come over orphan: I can’t
Girl: my parents aren’t home ;) orphan: oh cool something we have in common
What do catholic priests and JCPennys have in common?
Little boys pants half off.
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common?
Their last big hit was the wall.
What do friends and trees have in common? They both fall down when you hit them with an axe.
What does a pulse and an orgasm have in common?
I don’t care if she has one.
What do emos and apples have in common?
They both hang on trees.
What do McDonald’s and preist have in common? They both stick there meat in 10 year old buns.
What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common? - Their balls are just for decoration.
What does a turtle and a pedophile have in common? – They both want to get there before the hare does.
What do a fat chick and a moped have in common?
They’re both fun to ride until your friends find out.
what do ambulances and gay men have in common? they both take it in the back and go whoop whoop :D
What do prime numbers and stoners have in common? – The higher they are, the more spaced out they get.
What does your mom and a slinky have in common?
They aren’t much to look at, but you can’t help but crack a smile when you see then tumbling down the stairs.
What do cigarettes and hamsters have in common?
They can both be dangerous when you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.
what does an apple and a lawyer have in common?
they both look good hanging from a tree
What do a pedophile and a clock have in common…neither of them go pass 12.
what do depressed people and Apple’s have in common?
they both hang from trees
What is common in my AirPods and Titanic… They sync properly …
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