What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common?

Their last big hit was the wall.

What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common?

They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.

What do emos and apples have in common?

They both hang on trees.

What does your mom and a slinky have in common?

They aren’t much to look at, but you can’t help but crack a smile when you see then tumbling down the stairs.

What do friends and trees have in common? They both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

What does a kid and wine have in common?

Shit i forgot but they’re both locked in my cellar right now.

what does Stephen hawking have in common with a bull ? they both charge

What do catholic priests and JCPennys have in common?

Little boys pants half off.

What do a fat chick and a moped have in common?

They’re both fun to ride until your friends find out.

What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common? - Their balls are just for decoration.

What does your first football game and your first time having sex have in common? You were bloody and battered but at least you’re dad came.

What does milk and a kid with cancer have in common? An expiration date.

what do ambulances and gay men have in common? they both take it in the back and go whoop whoop :D

What do McDonald’s and preist have in common? They both stick there meat in 10 year old buns.

What does McDonald’s and priest have in common they both put there meet in 10 year old buns

What does a duck and a tablespoon have in common? Both are not a lamp.

What does Logan Paul, KSI, and the Japanese suicide victim have in common? Tying

What do prime numbers and stoners have in common? – The higher they are, the more spaced out they get.

What does Earl Bradley and an Xbox have in common? They both get turned on by children.

what do women and airplane have in common?

a cockpit