What do a pedophile and a clock have in common...neither of them go pass 12.
What does a pregnant teen and an aborted child have in common They both say “my moms gonna kill me”
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What do prime numbers and stoners have in common? -- The higher they are, the more spaced out they get.
What do TVs and girls have in common ? They both show you stuff when you turn them on!
What does a pulse and an orgasm have in common?
I don't care if she has one.
What do catholic priests and JCPennys have in common?
Little boys pants half off.
The twin towers and genders have alot in common, there used to be two and now.. its just a touchy subject.
What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common?
They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.
Q:What do women and kfc have in common A:once you eat the breasts and thighs all you have left is a greasey box to put ur bone in
what does Stephen hawking have in common with a bull ? they both charge
What does your mom and a slinky have in common?
They aren't much to look at, but you can't help but crack a smile when you see then tumbling down the stairs.
what do women and airplane have in common?
a cockpit
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What do a convention of nerds and Kurt Cobain's garage have in common? There's brains all over the place
What does food and dark humour have in common? Not everybody gets it
i like when people say they hate me because we have something in common <3
you know what me and my spine both have in common we are both not straight
What do a shopping cart and a wheel chair have in common... they both carry vegetables
What do blind kids and orphans have in common? Neither of them can see their parents.
