What do a pedophile and a clock have in common...neither of them go pass 12.
What do prime numbers and stoners have in common? -- The higher they are, the more spaced out they get.
What do TVs and girls have in common ? They both show you stuff when you turn them on!
What does a pregnant teen and an aborted child have in common They both say “my moms gonna kill me”
What do catholic priests and JCPennys have in common?
Little boys pants half off.
What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common? - Their balls are just for decoration.
What does a pulse and an orgasm have in common?
I don't care if she has one.
The twin towers and genders have alot in common, there used to be two and now.. its just a touchy subject.
i like when people say they hate me because we have something in common <3
What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common?
They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.
What does your mom and a slinky have in common?
They aren't much to look at, but you can't help but crack a smile when you see then tumbling down the stairs.
what does Stephen hawking have in common with a bull ? they both charge
What does a turtle and a pedophile have in common? -- They both want to get there before the hare does.
what does a blondie and a shotgun have in common? give them a cock and there ready to blow.
What does food and dark humour have in common? Not everybody gets it
What do strippers and peanut butter have in common?: They both spread for bread
What does a dad and the Twin Towers have in common? Once they're gone they never come back.
What do kidnappers and Mickey Mouse have in common: come inside it’s fun inside
What does a crippled person's legs and the twin towers have in common, they both went down and never came back up
what do women and airplane have in common?
a cockpit
