Jesus

Anonymous

What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common? - Their balls are just for decoration.

3

Music

Anonymous

What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common?

They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.

5

Twin Towers

Mitosis

The twin towers and genders have alot in common, there used to be two and now… its just a touchy subject.

Orgasm

Anonymous

What does a pulse and an orgasm have in common?

I don’t care if she has one.

Priest

Keanu

What do catholic priests and JCPennys have in common?

Little boys pants half off.

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Depression

Anonymous

what do depressed people and Apple’s have in common?

they both hang from trees

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People

commit slip'n'slide

i like when people say they hate me because we have something in common <3

Smile

Morbid

What does your mom and a slinky have in common?

They aren’t much to look at, but you can’t help but crack a smile when you see then tumbling down the stairs.

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Straight

imsogay.com

you know what me and my spine both have in common we are both not straight

Child

Anonymous

What does a pregnant teen and an aborted child have in common They both say “my moms gonna kill me”

Bull

:)

what does Stephen hawking have in common with a bull ? they both charge

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Depression

Anonymous 1

What does my head and hell have in common? They both have demons in them

Orphan

Anonymous

Girl: come over orphan: I can’t
Girl: my parents aren’t home ;) orphan: oh cool something we have in common

Number

Anonymous

What do prime numbers and stoners have in common? – The higher they are, the more spaced out they get.

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Girl

Aleksandr

What do TVs and girls have in common ? They both show you stuff when you turn them on!

Clock

I take bleach shot glass

What do a pedophile and a clock have in common…neither of them go pass 12.

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Emo

Emo

What do emos and apples have in common?

They both hang on trees.

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Brain

sumdude

What do a convention of nerds and Kurt Cobain’s garage have in common? There’s brains all over the place

Riddles

Anonymous

What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common?

Their last big hit was the wall.

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Mum

Anonymous

what does your mum and istanbul have in common?

they are all insane comebacks!!!