What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common?
Their last big hit was the wall.
What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common?
They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.
What does your mom and a slinky have in common?
They aren’t much to look at, but you can’t help but crack a smile when you see then tumbling down the stairs.
What do a fat chick and a moped have in common?
They’re both fun to ride until your friends find out.
What does your first football game and your first time having sex have in common? You were bloody and battered but at least you’re dad came.
What do prime numbers and stoners have in common? – The higher they are, the more spaced out they get.
What do a convention of nerds and Kurt Cobain’s garage have in common? There’s brains all over the place
What does Germany and the rest of the world have in common? They both use gases to poison 1 thing or another.