Dark Humor is like a child with cancer. It never gets old.
I do t get why cancer is so hard to beat. I’m already on stage 4
What’s ten feet long and bald
The conga line in the cancer ward
We wrote letters to a kid with cancer. My letter read "its a bumpy road but soon u will have a straight path." People didnt realize it was meant for his heart monitor.
What's the most expensive haircut in the world ? Chemotherapy
What is the difference about a kids dad and his cancer
The cancer came back
When the doctor asks you what your zodiac sign is
You respond: cancer
Doctor says: well what a coincidence!
I respect cancer more than I respect depression. At least cancer has the balls to kill you himself.
whats the difference between my dad and cancer cancer dosent leave you
What do you call a kid with cancer walking through the airport???
•terminal
So i went to the doctors and the doctor said "Pick a star sign any star sign" So i said "Aquarius" And the doctor said "nah mate you've got cancer"
What does milk and a kid with cancer have in common? An expiration date.
Q: What’s the difference between me and cancer? A: My dad didn’t beat cancer...
A man goes for his annual checkup. Afterwords he's sitting the the doctor's office and the doctor comes in with the results of his tests. The doctor says, "I have some bad news; you have cancer and Alzheimer's." The man replies, "well, at least I don't have cancer."
what did the kid with luekemia watch last night? Finding Chemo
- Mommy, what will i be when i'm grown up? - Shut Up Sam, you've got cancer!
Lol making jokes about cancer makes me feel better as a person that had cancer, it’s great
A woman comes to the doctors an says ‘doctor, I think I have cancer’ the doctor checks it out ‘it’s all in your head’ the doctor says ‘phew’ said the woman, ‘a bunch of tumors, all in your head’
My aunt's star sign was cancer, pretty ironic how she died. -- She was eaten by a giant crab.
How do you get gum out of your hair?
Cancer.
