Letter

Cranbox

We wrote letters to a kid with cancer. My letter read “its a bumpy road but soon u will have a straight path.” People didnt realize it was meant for his heart monitor.

Beat

Anonymous

I do t get why cancer is so hard to beat. I’m already on stage 4

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Darkness

F...motheringsonofab....

Dark Humor is like a child with cancer. It never gets old.

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Line

anonymous

What’s ten feet long and bald

The conga line in the cancer ward

Animal

Anonymous

My aunt’s star sign was cancer, pretty ironic how she died. – She was eaten by a giant crab.

Doctor

NeoNazz93

A man goes for his annual checkup. Afterwords he’s sitting the the doctor’s office and the doctor comes in with the results of his tests. The doctor says, “I have some bad news; you have cancer and Alzheimer’s.” The man replies, “well, at least I don’t have cancer.”

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Chemotherapy

Jv

What’s the most expensive haircut in the world ? Chemotherapy

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Kid

Raka Raka

What do you call a kid with cancer walking through the airport???

•terminal

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Dad

Anonymous

Q: What’s the difference between me and cancer? A: My dad didn’t beat cancer…

Doctor

Big man

So i went to the doctors and the doctor said "Pick a star sign any star sign" So i said "Aquarius" And the doctor said “nah mate you’ve got cancer”

Night

Jayden

what did the kid with luekemia watch last night? Finding Chemo

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Common

Recon snipe

What does milk and a kid with cancer have in common? An expiration date.

Doctor

Anonymous

A woman comes to the doctors an says ‘doctor, I think I have cancer’ the doctor checks it out ‘it’s all in your head’ the doctor says ‘phew’ said the woman, ‘a bunch of tumors, all in your head’

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Difference

Anonymous

whats the difference between my dad and cancer cancer dosent leave you

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Mommy

Quadrinhos.toscos @insta
  • Mommy, what will i be when i’m grown up?
  • Shut Up Sam, you’ve got cancer!
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Doctor

Jake Paul

A woman visits the doctor as she has some abdominal pains and suspects she may be pregnant. After her examination, the doctor comes out to see her: “Well, I hope you like changing diapers!” She replies: “Oh my god! Am I pregnant, am I pregnant!?” To which he responds: “No, you’ve got bowel cancer.”

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Doctor

Anonymous

Doctor: You’re as healthy as a horse! Jimmy: That’s great! Doctor: A horse with cancer.

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Doctor

Anonymous

Old man goes to the doctor. The doctor says “The test results are back, and I’m sad to say you have cancer and Alzheimer’s.”. The old man says “Phew! At least it’s not cancer!”

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Orphan

LIL JIMBO

If you are going to make fun of someone make fun of orphans. What are they going to do, tell their parents?

Double whammy. Dark humor is like a kid with cancer it never gets old.