Beat

Anonymous

I do t get why cancer is so hard to beat. I’m already on stage 4

Darkness

F...motheringsonofab....

Dark Humor is like a child with cancer. It never gets old.

People

Cranbox

We wrote letters to a kid with cancer. My letter read “its a bumpy road but soon u will have a straight path.” People didnt realize it was meant for his heart monitor.

Kid

Raka Raka

What do you call a kid with cancer walking through the airport???

•terminal

Difference

Anonymous

Q: What’s the difference between me and cancer? A: My dad didn’t beat cancer…

Die

Anonymous

My aunt’s star sign was cancer, pretty ironic how she died. – She was eaten by a giant crab.

Chemotherapy

Jv

What’s the most expensive haircut in the world ? Chemotherapy

Man

NeoNazz93

A man goes for his annual checkup. Afterwords he’s sitting the the doctor’s office and the doctor comes in with the results of his tests. The doctor says, “I have some bad news; you have cancer and Alzheimer’s.” The man replies, “well, at least I don’t have cancer.”

Milk

Recon snipe

What does milk and a kid with cancer have in common? An expiration date.

Doctor

Big man

So i went to the doctors and the doctor said "Pick a star sign any star sign" So i said "Aquarius" And the doctor said “nah mate you’ve got cancer”

Change

afid

How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? 10, 1 to change the lightbulb 9 to talk about how inspired they are?

Doctor

Anonymous

Doctor: You’re as healthy as a horse! Jimmy: That’s great! Doctor: A horse with cancer.

Hair

Meme.mp5

How do you get gum out of your hair?

Cancer.

Woman

Anonymous

A woman comes to the doctors an says ‘doctor, I think I have cancer’ the doctor checks it out ‘it’s all in your head’ the doctor says ‘phew’ said the woman, ‘a bunch of tumors, all in your head’

Pink

Anonymous

What’s pink, black and has 17 nipples?

A trash can behind the cancer ward

SAM

Quadrinhos.toscos @insta
  • Mommy, what will i be when i’m grown up?
  • Shut Up Sam, you’ve got cancer!

Night

Jayden

what did the kid with luekemia watch last night? Finding Chemo

Line

anonymous

What’s ten feet long and bald

The conga line in the cancer ward

Woman

Jake Paul

A woman visits the doctor as she has some abdominal pains and suspects she may be pregnant. After her examination, the doctor comes out to see her: “Well, I hope you like changing diapers!” She replies: “Oh my god! Am I pregnant, am I pregnant!?” To which he responds: “No, you’ve got bowel cancer.”

Hairiness

Anonymous

What is long and not hairy??

The congo line in the cancer department

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