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A man goes for his annual checkup. Afterwords he’s sitting the the doctor’s office and the doctor comes in with the results of his tests. The doctor says, “I have some bad news; you have cancer and Alzheimer’s.” The man replies, “well, at least I don’t have cancer.”

We wrote letters to a kid with cancer. My letter read “its a bumpy road but soon u will have a straight path.” People didnt realize it was meant for his heart monitor.

What game hurts you the more stages you survive? Cancer

My aunt’s star sign was cancer, pretty ironic how she died. – She was eaten by a giant crab.

Q: What’s the difference between me and cancer? A: My dad didn’t beat cancer…

Dark Humor is like a child with cancer. It never gets old.

A woman visits the doctor as she has some abdominal pains and suspects she may be pregnant. After her examination, the doctor comes out to see her: “Well, I hope you like changing diapers!” She replies: “Oh my god! Am I pregnant, am I pregnant!?” To which he responds: “No, you’ve got bowel cancer.”

Cancer is like a video game

Some people can not beat it

What’s the most expensive haircut in the world ? Chemotherapy

what did the kid with luekemia watch last night? Finding Chemo

They say Chuck Norris’s tears cure cancer, too bad he doesn’t cry

Dark humor is like a child with cancer.

It never gets old.

Old man goes to the doctor. The doctor says “The test results are back, and I’m sad to say you have cancer and Alzheimer’s.”. The old man says “Phew! At least it’s not cancer!”

What does milk and a kid with cancer have in common? An expiration date.

  • Mommy, what will i be when i’m grown up?
  • Shut Up Sam, you’ve got cancer!

A woman comes to the doctors an says ‘doctor, I think I have cancer’ the doctor checks it out ‘it’s all in your head’ the doctor says ‘phew’ said the woman, ‘a bunch of tumors, all in your head’

whats the difference between my dad and cancer cancer dosent leave you

If you are going to make fun of someone make fun of orphans. What are they going to do, tell their parents?

Double whammy. Dark humor is like a kid with cancer it never gets old.

A woman visits the doctor as she has some abdominal pains and suspects she may be pregnant. After her examination, the doctor comes out to see her: “Well, I hope you like changing nappies/diapers”.

She replies: “Oh my god am I pregnant, am I pregnant!?”

To which he responds: “No, you’ve got bowel cancer.”

I do t get why cancer is so hard to beat. I’m already on stage 4