I do t get why cancer is so hard to beat. I’m already on stage 4

What’s the most expensive haircut in the world ? Chemotherapy

Dark Humor is like a child with cancer. It never gets old.

My aunt’s star sign was cancer, pretty ironic how she died. – She was eaten by a giant crab.

A man goes for his annual checkup. Afterwords he’s sitting the the doctor’s office and the doctor comes in with the results of his tests. The doctor says, “I have some bad news; you have cancer and Alzheimer’s.” The man replies, “well, at least I don’t have cancer.”

Q: What’s the difference between me and cancer? A: My dad didn’t beat cancer…

What do you call a kid with cancer walking through the airport???


We wrote letters to a kid with cancer. My letter read “its a bumpy road but soon u will have a straight path.” People didnt realize it was meant for his heart monitor.

What’s ten feet long and bald

The conga line in the cancer ward

Doctor: You’re as healthy as a horse! Jimmy: That’s great! Doctor: A horse with cancer.

What does milk and a kid with cancer have in common? An expiration date.

So i went to the doctors and the doctor said "Pick a star sign any star sign" So i said "Aquarius" And the doctor said “nah mate you’ve got cancer”

How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? 10, 1 to change the lightbulb 9 to talk about how inspired they are?

A woman visits the doctor as she has some abdominal pains and suspects she may be pregnant. After her examination, the doctor comes out to see her: “Well, I hope you like changing diapers!” She replies: “Oh my god! Am I pregnant, am I pregnant!?” To which he responds: “No, you’ve got bowel cancer.”

what did the kid with luekemia watch last night? Finding Chemo

How do you get gum out of your hair?


What is long and not hairy??

The congo line in the cancer department

  • Mommy, what will i be when i’m grown up?
  • Shut Up Sam, you’ve got cancer!

What’s pink, black and has 17 nipples?

A trash can behind the cancer ward