Dark Humor is like a child with cancer. It never gets old.
I do t get why cancer is so hard to beat. I’m already on stage 4
We wrote letters to a kid with cancer. My letter read "its a bumpy road but soon u will have a straight path." People didnt realize it was meant for his heart monitor.
What’s ten feet long and bald
The conga line in the cancer ward
What's the most expensive haircut in the world ? Chemotherapy
A man goes for his annual checkup. Afterwords he's sitting the the doctor's office and the doctor comes in with the results of his tests. The doctor says, "I have some bad news; you have cancer and Alzheimer's." The man replies, "well, at least I don't have cancer."
Q: What’s the difference between me and cancer? A: My dad didn’t beat cancer...
I respect cancer more than I respect depression. At least cancer has the balls to kill you himself.
What do you call a kid with cancer walking through the airport???
•terminal
What's the difference between my dad and cancer? Cancer doesn't leave you.
So i went to the doctors and the doctor said "Pick a star sign any star sign" So i said "Aquarius" And the doctor said "nah mate you've got cancer"
what did the kid with luekemia watch last night? Finding Chemo
My aunt's star sign was cancer, pretty ironic how she died. -- She was eaten by a giant crab.
What does milk and a kid with cancer have in common? An expiration date.
- Mommy, what will i be when i'm grown up? - Shut Up Sam, you've got cancer!
Lol making jokes about cancer makes me feel better as a person that had cancer, it’s great
A woman comes to the doctors an says ‘doctor, I think I have cancer’ the doctor checks it out ‘it’s all in your head’ the doctor says ‘phew’ said the woman, ‘a bunch of tumors, all in your head’
A child with cancer: I want to be like you when I grow up. Doctor: Oh your not going to grow up.
If you are going to make fun of someone make fun of orphans. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Double whammy. Dark humor is like a kid with cancer it never gets old.
Stage 4 cancer is like a woman you can’t beat it but if you do she’ll probably come back again
