I do t get why cancer is so hard to beat. I’m already on stage 4
What’s the most expensive haircut in the world ? Chemotherapy
Dark Humor is like a child with cancer. It never gets old.
A man goes for his annual checkup. Afterwords he’s sitting the the doctor’s office and the doctor comes in with the results of his tests. The doctor says, “I have some bad news; you have cancer and Alzheimer’s.” The man replies, “well, at least I don’t have cancer.”
My aunt’s star sign was cancer, pretty ironic how she died. – She was eaten by a giant crab.
What do you call a kid with cancer walking through the airport???
What’s ten feet long and bald
The conga line in the cancer ward
We wrote letters to a kid with cancer. My letter read “its a bumpy road but soon u will have a straight path.” People didnt realize it was meant for his heart monitor.
Q: What’s the difference between me and cancer? A: My dad didn’t beat cancer…
Doctor: You’re as healthy as a horse! Jimmy: That’s great! Doctor: A horse with cancer.
So i went to the doctors and the doctor said "Pick a star sign any star sign" So i said "Aquarius" And the doctor said “nah mate you’ve got cancer”
What is long and not hairy??
The congo line in the cancer department
what did the kid with luekemia watch last night? Finding Chemo
What does milk and a kid with cancer have in common? An expiration date.
A woman visits the doctor as she has some abdominal pains and suspects she may be pregnant. After her examination, the doctor comes out to see her: “Well, I hope you like changing diapers!” She replies: “Oh my god! Am I pregnant, am I pregnant!?” To which he responds: “No, you’ve got bowel cancer.”
Old man goes to the doctor. The doctor says “The test results are back, and I’m sad to say you have cancer and Alzheimer’s.”. The old man says “Phew! At least it’s not cancer!”
What’s pink, black and has 17 nipples?
A trash can behind the cancer ward
What did the cancer cell say to it’s neighbor?
Mind if I join you?
whats the difference between my dad and cancer cancer dosent leave you
What do you do when you get rid of prostate cancer?