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We wrote letters to a kid with cancer. My letter read “its a bumpy road but soon u will have a straight path.” People didnt realize it was meant for his heart monitor.

A man goes for his annual checkup. Afterwords he’s sitting the the doctor’s office and the doctor comes in with the results of his tests. The doctor says, “I have some bad news; you have cancer and Alzheimer’s.” The man replies, “well, at least I don’t have cancer.”

Q: What’s the difference between me and cancer? A: My dad didn’t beat cancer…

My aunt’s star sign was cancer, pretty ironic how she died. – She was eaten by a giant crab.

Dark Humor is like a child with cancer. It never gets old.

what did the kid with luekemia watch last night? Finding Chemo

A woman visits the doctor as she has some abdominal pains and suspects she may be pregnant. After her examination, the doctor comes out to see her: “Well, I hope you like changing diapers!” She replies: “Oh my god! Am I pregnant, am I pregnant!?” To which he responds: “No, you’ve got bowel cancer.”

What’s the most expensive haircut in the world ? Chemotherapy

What game hurts you the more stages you survive? Cancer

Cancer is like a video game

Some people can not beat it

I do t get why cancer is so hard to beat. I’m already on stage 4

They say Chuck Norris’s tears cure cancer, too bad he doesn’t cry

Dark humor is like a child with cancer.

It never gets old.

Old man goes to the doctor. The doctor says “The test results are back, and I’m sad to say you have cancer and Alzheimer’s.”. The old man says “Phew! At least it’s not cancer!”

My friend’s mother was never a font of sympathy, but always the one to see beyond the darkness. Upon learning about her daughter’s cancer diagnosis she said, “Well honey, at least you’ll lose some weight!"

A woman comes to the doctors an says ‘doctor, I think I have cancer’ the doctor checks it out ‘it’s all in your head’ the doctor says ‘phew’ said the woman, ‘a bunch of tumors, all in your head’

whats the difference between my dad and cancer cancer dosent leave you

  • Mommy, what will i be when i’m grown up?
  • Shut Up Sam, you’ve got cancer!

What does milk and a kid with cancer have in common? An expiration date.

Stage 4 cancer is like a woman you can’t beat it but if you do she’ll probably come back again