I do t get why cancer is so hard to beat. I’m already on stage 4

My aunt’s star sign was cancer, pretty ironic how she died. – She was eaten by a giant crab.

What’s the most expensive haircut in the world ? Chemotherapy

A man goes for his annual checkup. Afterwords he’s sitting the the doctor’s office and the doctor comes in with the results of his tests. The doctor says, “I have some bad news; you have cancer and Alzheimer’s.” The man replies, “well, at least I don’t have cancer.”

A woman visits the doctor as she has some abdominal pains and suspects she may be pregnant. After her examination, the doctor comes out to see her: “Well, I hope you like changing diapers!” She replies: “Oh my god! Am I pregnant, am I pregnant!?” To which he responds: “No, you’ve got bowel cancer.”

Dark Humor is like a child with cancer. It never gets old.

We wrote letters to a kid with cancer. My letter read “its a bumpy road but soon u will have a straight path.” People didnt realize it was meant for his heart monitor.

Q: What’s the difference between me and cancer? A: My dad didn’t beat cancer…

what did the kid with luekemia watch last night? Finding Chemo

Old man goes to the doctor. The doctor says “The test results are back, and I’m sad to say you have cancer and Alzheimer’s.”. The old man says “Phew! At least it’s not cancer!”

whats the difference between my dad and cancer cancer dosent leave you

If you are going to make fun of someone make fun of orphans. What are they going to do, tell their parents?

Double whammy. Dark humor is like a kid with cancer it never gets old.

What does milk and a kid with cancer have in common? An expiration date.

How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? 10, 1 to change the lightbulb 9 to talk about how inspired they are?

Doctor: You’re as healthy as a horse! Jimmy: That’s great! Doctor: A horse with cancer.


My friend’s mother was never a font of sympathy, but always the one to see beyond the darkness. Upon learning about her daughter’s cancer diagnosis she said, “Well honey, at least you’ll lose some weight!"

How do you get bubblegum out of your hair?


My dad and cancer go into a fight never saw my dad after that

How do you get gum out of your hair?