I do t get why cancer is so hard to beat. I’m already on stage 4
My aunt’s star sign was cancer, pretty ironic how she died. – She was eaten by a giant crab.
A woman visits the doctor as she has some abdominal pains and suspects she may be pregnant. After her examination, the doctor comes out to see her: “Well, I hope you like changing diapers!” She replies: “Oh my god! Am I pregnant, am I pregnant!?” To which he responds: “No, you’ve got bowel cancer.”
What’s the most expensive haircut in the world ? Chemotherapy
A man goes for his annual checkup. Afterwords he’s sitting the the doctor’s office and the doctor comes in with the results of his tests. The doctor says, “I have some bad news; you have cancer and Alzheimer’s.” The man replies, “well, at least I don’t have cancer.”
We wrote letters to a kid with cancer. My letter read “its a bumpy road but soon u will have a straight path.” People didnt realize it was meant for his heart monitor.
Dark Humor is like a child with cancer. It never gets old.
what did the kid with luekemia watch last night? Finding Chemo
How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? 10, 1 to change the lightbulb 9 to talk about how inspired they are?
Old man goes to the doctor. The doctor says “The test results are back, and I’m sad to say you have cancer and Alzheimer’s.”. The old man says “Phew! At least it’s not cancer!”
Q: What’s the difference between me and cancer? A: My dad didn’t beat cancer…
My dad and cancer go into a fight never saw my dad after that
What does milk and a kid with cancer have in common? An expiration date.
Stage 4 cancer is like a woman you can’t beat it but if you do she’ll probably come back again
They say Chuck Norris’s tears cure cancer, too bad he doesn’t cry
How do you get bubblegum out of your hair?
- Mommy, what will i be when i’m grown up?
- Shut Up Sam, you’ve got cancer!
A woman visits the doctor as she has some abdominal pains and suspects she may be pregnant. After her examination, the doctor comes out to see her: “Well, I hope you like changing nappies/diapers”.
She replies: “Oh my god am I pregnant, am I pregnant!?”
To which he responds: “No, you’ve got bowel cancer.”
Cancer is like a video game
Some people can not beat it
What game hurts you the more stages you survive? Cancer