Cancer Jokes

We wrote letters to a kid with cancer. My letter read "its a bumpy road but soon u will have a straight path." People didnt realize it was meant for his heart monitor.

I do t get why cancer is so hard to beat. I’m already on stage 4

Dark Humor is like a child with cancer. It never gets old.

What’s ten feet long and bald

The conga line in the cancer ward

A man goes for his annual checkup. Afterwords he's sitting the the doctor's office and the doctor comes in with the results of his tests. The doctor says, "I have some bad news; you have cancer and Alzheimer's." The man replies, "well, at least I don't have cancer."

What's the most expensive haircut in the world ? Chemotherapy

Q: What’s the difference between me and cancer? A: My dad didn’t beat cancer...

My aunt's star sign was cancer, pretty ironic how she died. -- She was eaten by a giant crab.

What do you call a kid with cancer walking through the airport???

•terminal

whats the difference between my dad and cancer cancer dosent leave you

So i went to the doctors and the doctor said "Pick a star sign any star sign" So i said "Aquarius" And the doctor said "nah mate you've got cancer"

what did the kid with luekemia watch last night? Finding Chemo

What does milk and a kid with cancer have in common? An expiration date.

I respect cancer more than I respect depression. At least cancer has the balls to kill you himself.

A woman comes to the doctors an says ‘doctor, I think I have cancer’ the doctor checks it out ‘it’s all in your head’ the doctor says ‘phew’ said the woman, ‘a bunch of tumors, all in your head’

- Mommy, what will i be when i'm grown up? - Shut Up Sam, you've got cancer!

Lol making jokes about cancer makes me feel better as a person that had cancer, it’s great

A woman visits the doctor as she has some abdominal pains and suspects she may be pregnant. After her examination, the doctor comes out to see her: “Well, I hope you like changing diapers!” She replies: “Oh my god! Am I pregnant, am I pregnant!?” To which he responds: “No, you’ve got bowel cancer.”

Doctor: You're as healthy as a horse! Jimmy: That's great! Doctor: A horse with cancer.

Dark humor is like a cancer, it's funnier when a kid gets it.