We wrote letters to a kid with cancer. My letter read “its a bumpy road but soon u will have a straight path.” People didnt realize it was meant for his heart monitor.
Dark Humor is like a child with cancer. It never gets old.
I do t get why cancer is so hard to beat. I’m already on stage 4
What do you call a kid with cancer walking through the airport???
What’s the most expensive haircut in the world ? Chemotherapy
My aunt’s star sign was cancer, pretty ironic how she died. – She was eaten by a giant crab.
What’s ten feet long and bald
The conga line in the cancer ward
A man goes for his annual checkup. Afterwords he’s sitting the the doctor’s office and the doctor comes in with the results of his tests. The doctor says, “I have some bad news; you have cancer and Alzheimer’s.” The man replies, “well, at least I don’t have cancer.”
Q: What’s the difference between me and cancer? A: My dad didn’t beat cancer…
So i went to the doctors and the doctor said "Pick a star sign any star sign" So i said "Aquarius" And the doctor said “nah mate you’ve got cancer”
A woman comes to the doctors an says ‘doctor, I think I have cancer’ the doctor checks it out ‘it’s all in your head’ the doctor says ‘phew’ said the woman, ‘a bunch of tumors, all in your head’
Lol making jokes about cancer makes me feel better as a person that had cancer, it’s great
What does milk and a kid with cancer have in common? An expiration date.
what did the kid with luekemia watch last night? Finding Chemo
whats the difference between my dad and cancer cancer dosent leave you
A woman visits the doctor as she has some abdominal pains and suspects she may be pregnant. After her examination, the doctor comes out to see her: “Well, I hope you like changing diapers!” She replies: “Oh my god! Am I pregnant, am I pregnant!?” To which he responds: “No, you’ve got bowel cancer.”
- Mommy, what will i be when i’m grown up?
- Shut Up Sam, you’ve got cancer!
Doctor: You’re as healthy as a horse! Jimmy: That’s great! Doctor: A horse with cancer.
If you are going to make fun of someone make fun of orphans. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Double whammy. Dark humor is like a kid with cancer it never gets old.
Old man goes to the doctor. The doctor says “The test results are back, and I’m sad to say you have cancer and Alzheimer’s.”. The old man says “Phew! At least it’s not cancer!”