what does a deaf person do when they hear people scream? I don't know its not like they're gonna hear it anyway.
"What do we want?"
"HEARING AIDS!"
"When do we want them?"
"HEARING AIDS!"
I went to the store and I saw a kid with fake airpods and I was going to tell him nice fake airpods but it was his hearing aids
What did Freddie Mercury use to improve his hearing?
Hearing AIDS
Someone raped my ear, now I have hearing aids
Q: What do you call deaf Magic Johnson?
A: Hearing Aids
So I'm the Cable Guy around the neighborhood and I do everybody's table so I walked into this one house and I noticed a little kid and the mom was upstairs I was asking where her mom was and she wasn't answering and it looked like something was wrong so I asked if anything was wrong she didn't answer so I kind of raise my voice at her but she still didn't answer and then I realized the hearing aid in her ear
Don’t have phone sex without protection, you might get hearing aids!
What STD can you get from phone sex?
Hearing AIDS
Did you hear about the deaf guys STI He got hearing aids
I knew a girl that died from having phone sex.... He died of hearing aids
Father O'Reilly ran into a young woman whose mother attended his church at the market. "Ah Mary Agnes, congratulations!"
She gave him a puzzled look. "on what?"
"Your mother tells me you've been praying to St. Gerard and finally got pregnant, it's a miracle."
Mary Agnes sighed. "My mother needs to get hearing aids if she's going to eavesdrop on my phone calls to friends. I said it'll be a miracle if I get pregnant since the only thing I'm fucking is a St. Bernard."
have you ever heard of hearing aids
yeah me neither
