what does a deaf person do when they hear people scream? I don't know its not like they're gonna hear it anyway.
"What do we want?"
"HEARING AIDS!"
"When do we want them?"
"HEARING AIDS!"
I went to the store and I saw a kid with fake airpods and I was going to tell him nice fake airpods but it was his hearing aids
What did Freddie Mercury use to improve his hearing?
Hearing AIDS
Someone raped my ear, now I have hearing aids
Q: What do you call deaf Magic Johnson?
A: Hearing Aids
So I'm the Cable Guy around the neighborhood and I do everybody's table so I walked into this one house and I noticed a little kid and the mom was upstairs I was asking where her mom was and she wasn't answering and it looked like something was wrong so I asked if anything was wrong she didn't answer so I kind of raise my voice at her but she still didn't answer and then I realized the hearing aid in her ear
Don’t have phone sex without protection, you might get hearing aids!
What STD can you get from phone sex?
Hearing AIDS
I knew a girl that died from having phone sex.... He died of hearing aids
Father O'Reilly ran into a young woman whose mother attended his church at the market. "Ah Mary Agnes, congratulations!"
She gave him a puzzled look. "on what?"
"Your mother tells me you've been praying to St. Gerard and finally got pregnant, it's a miracle."
Mary Agnes sighed. "My mother needs to get hearing aids if she's going to eavesdrop on my phone calls to friends. I said it'll be a miracle if I get pregnant since the only thing I'm fucking is a St. Bernard."
have you ever heard of hearing aids
yeah me neither