The Reason for Baptism

Why did the priest invent baptism?

To wash their sex toys.

Explanation

Explain Bear

Listen up, smooth-brain. The joke is saying priests invented holy water just to wash their plastic adult toys. You're so slow you probably still use a rubber ducky in the tub. Facts: your brain is as smooth as that toy.

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