Kid

Dope boy

What do you call a atistic kid with a glock.

Special forces Btw I’m 13

Kid

Anonymous

what do you call a autistic kid who just saw transformers, autistimus prime

1

Paint

Artism

I’m going to open a wellness center for ASD kids to be able to express themselves through music and painting. I will call it Artism!

0

Present

Anonymous

As an Autist I find these jokes really funny, thanks for the early 13th bday present ya’ll :>

Puns

Anonymous

What do you call an alligator with a vest?

An investigator.

2

Paper

Anonymous

Real quick, I’m autistic, and if anyone asks, I absolutely love some of these jokes XD I found this while doing some research for a paper.

2

Dumbness

bad joke maker

Y’now that foundation called “Autism Speaks”? No, it screeches.

2

Party

I'm gay

When the school shooter throws a smoke bomb into the classroom and the autistic kid thinks it’s a dance party.

2

Autism

Dre Cuellar

What do you call a midget with autism

A weetard

Guy

Anonymous

I was 11 or 12 at the time.

Guy (passing me): How are you doing? Me, an autist: Pretty bad honestly. Guy (continued walking past me) Me: …

If you didn’t know, “what’s up” and “how are you doing” are phatic expressions in the United States, meaning that they’re said as greetings even though they literally mean something else.

Meat

David Arndt Jr

An Autistic Chef made Hamburgers out of Donkey meat.

He called them: “ASPERGER’S”

Help

edward aylward

people say I should be proud of my autism but truth be told I’m only in it for the help in class

1

Orphan

Anonymous

y can orphans only hit a triple in baseball

Because they dont know where home is

Friend

JackIsDeaf

My friends mother thought a kid who had autism and downsyndrome. He called him a “double down”

1

Dwarf

Jimmy Isnt Alpha

What do you call a dwarf with borderline autism, Jimothy

0

Kid

Anonymous

What do you call a autistic kid that’s good at art??

Artistic

Potter

Anonymous

the harry potter fanbase

1

Vaccine

Woop

A common question I get as a doctor is, do vaccines cause autism? Well!, I was vaccinated, so…

Magician

f..got

WHAT DO YOu say to a magician with autism?

are you AUtiSmiC

3

Depression

if depression on crack fucked weed and 69 hours of not sleeping and had a baby with a huge amounts of autism that would be me