Autism Jokes

Mr. When

I never knew the kid at School had Autism, I always just thought he was walking into cobwebs. 🤔

Anonymous

what do you call a autistic kid who just saw transformers, autistimus prime

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Dope boy

What do you call a atistic kid with a glock.

Special forces Btw I’m 13

David Arndt Jr

An Autistic Chef made Hamburgers out of Donkey meat.

He called them: “ASPERGER’S”

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bad joke maker
in Dumbness

Y’now that foundation called “Autism Speaks”? No, it screeches.

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Anonymous
in Animal

What do you call an alligator with a vest?

An investigator.

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Artism

I’m going to open a wellness center for ASD kids to be able to express themselves through music and painting. I will call it Artism!

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Anonymous

As an Autist I find these jokes really funny, thanks for the early 13th bday present ya’ll :>

edward aylward

people say I should be proud of my autism but truth be told I’m only in it for the help in class

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Anonymous

I was 11 or 12 at the time.

Guy (passing me): How are you doing? Me, an autist: Pretty bad honestly. Guy (continued walking past me) Me: …

If you didn’t know, “what’s up” and “how are you doing” are phatic expressions in the United States, meaning that they’re said as greetings even though they literally mean something else.

Anonymous

Real quick, I’m autistic, and if anyone asks, I absolutely love some of these jokes XD I found this while doing some research for a paper.

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I'm gay

When the school shooter throws a smoke bomb into the classroom and the autistic kid thinks it’s a dance party.

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Dre Cuellar

What do you call a midget with autism

A weetard

Anonymous

What do you call an autistic person with a driver’s license?

A LETHAL WEAPON!

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Anonymous

What do you call a autistic kid that’s good at art??

Artistic

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Anonymous

the harry potter fanbase

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JackIsDeaf

My friends mother thought a kid who had autism and downsyndrome. He called him a “double down”

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Anonymous

y can orphans only hit a triple in baseball

Because they dont know where home is

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Anonymous

Astrophysics fact: If you count every stars on a Saturday night, you’re autistic.

Dayton

There is one difference between autistic kids and vegetarians

There both vegetables in serotonin ways