Autism jokes
Why are emo jokes so infamous?
They cut deep.
What do you call an autistic kid who just saw Transformers? Autistimus Prime.
Y'know that foundation called "Autism Speaks"? No, it screeches.
Real quick, I'm autistic, and if anyone asks, I absolutely love some of these jokes. XD I found this while doing some research for a paper.
Mexican jokes and black jokes are pretty much the same.
Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.
I wonder whats wrong with it
As an Autist, I find these jokes really funny. Thanks for the early 13th birthday present, ya'll :>
Why didn’t the autistic boy like Minecraft?
There was a new texture pack.
Why did the autistic ice cream run away from the party?
She had a meltdown.
When the school shooter throws a smoke bomb into the classroom, and the autistic kid thinks it's a dance party.
My friend's mother thought a kid who had autism and Down syndrome called him a "double down."
I was 11 or 12 at the time.
Guy (passing me): "How are you doing?" Me, an autist: "Pretty bad honestly." Guy (continued walking past me) Me: ...
If you didn’t know, “what’s up” and “how are you doing” are phatic expressions in the United States, meaning that they’re said as greetings even though they literally mean something else.
The Harry Potter fanbase.
What do you call a midget with autism?
A weetard.
What do you call an autistic kid that’s good at art?
Artistic.
What do you call an autistic kid with a glock?
Special forces.
Btw, I'm 13.
Are you made of gold, titanium, sulfur, titanium, and carbon?
Cuz you’re looking a little big Au Ti S Ti C.
An Autistic chef made hamburgers out of donkey meat.
He called them: "Asperger's."
People say I should be proud of my autism, but truth be told, I'm only in it for the help in class.
Girls are like rocks, the flat ones get skipped.
How do you fix a broken pizza? With tomato paste.