Autism Jokes

Real quick, I'm autistic, and if anyone asks, I absolutely love some of these jokes XD I found this while doing some research for a paper.

What falls to the ground first if an apple and an emo kid fall from a tree?

The apple because the rope caught the emo kid.

My autistic son hates taking baths or showers.

I don’t blame him, I don’t like soggy vegetables either.

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I was 11 or 12 at the time.

Guy (passing me): How are you doing? Me, an autist: Pretty bad honestly. Guy (continued walking past me) Me: ...

If you didn’t know, “what’s up” and “how are you doing” are phatic expressions in the United States, meaning that they’re said as greetings even though they literally mean something else.

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I never knew the kid at School had Autism, I always just thought he was walking into cobwebs. 🤔

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When the school shooter throws a smoke bomb into the classroom and the autistic kid thinks it's a dance party.

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