Autism

Autism Jokes

Mexican jokes and black jokes are pretty much the same. Once you heard Juan you've heard Jamal.

Im at my happiest point in life im dating someone thats autistic, and i was just saying i needed someone special in my life.

Real quick, I'm autistic, and if anyone asks, I absolutely love some of these jokes XD I found this while doing some research for a paper.

I was 11 or 12 at the time.

Guy (passing me): "How are you doing?" Me, an autist: "Pretty bad honestly." Guy (continued walking past me) Me: ...

If you didn’t know, “what’s up” and “how are you doing” are phatic expressions in the United States, meaning that they’re said as greetings even though they literally mean something else.

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I never knew the kid at School had Autism, I always just thought he was walking into cobwebs. 🤔

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My autistic son hates taking baths or showers.

I don’t blame him, I don’t like soggy vegetables either.

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