What’s a similarity between your best friend and a tree? They both fall over when you hit them with an axe.
What is the similarity between a joke and food?
Some people just don’t get them!
How are school shooting victims and school shooting jokes similar?
They never get old.
What’s a similarity Cliff Hanger and Nooses?
They both leave you Hanging
What is a similarity between a pregnant 14-year-old and the fetus inside of her?
They both are thinking “Shit! Mom is gonna kill me!”
What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb
You can’t unscrew a pregnant woman
What’s a similarity between a broken lightbulb, and a pregnant woman
They’re both accidents
What’s the similarity between a bag of chips and a gun?
When you pull one out in class, everybody wants to be your friend.
A : Whats the similarity between your girlfriend and the Sun?
B : They’re both hot?
A : They’re both massive.
What’s the similarity between Catholic Priests and Mcdonalds ? They both like sticking there meat in 6 year old buns.
What is similar about a dog and a woman? You can ask them to come
How are a bald eagle and a bald man similar? Because they both have eyes.
What’s similar between a fetus and a failed mission?
You abort it
What’s a similarity between The Ark of the Covenant, The Holy Grail and a bunch of 12 year olds?
They are all locked in the Priest’s basement.
What’s similar b/w a pregnant 14 y/o girl and the foetus inside of her?
They both are thinking “My mom’s gonna kill me”
What’s the similarity between your uncle and your hands? They can both do dirty things
What is similar about the feelings of a girl’s birth daddy and her new pimp daddy?
They both worry about how she will turn out!
What’s a similarity between blondes and a vacuum cleaner?
You have to turn them on before they start to suck.
How are giants and strippers alike? They both grind men’s bones to make their bread.
Dark humor and woman are very similar…
Not everyone appreciates them, but they both give everyone something to make fun of.
What is so similar about a concreate block and a garden They both make vegitables