Similarity jokes
What is a similarity between a pregnant 14-year-old and the fetus inside of her?
They both are thinking, "Shit! Mom is gonna kill me!"
What’s the similarity between my dick and my girlfriend?
I beat both of them.
How are rape and airplanes similar?
The ride gets more annoying when the kid starts screaming.
What’s the similarities between a pillow and your mom?
They’re both in my bed.
What's the similarity between women and car parking spaces? The good ones are always taken, and sometimes when nobody's looking, you slip in the disabled one.
As a scientist, I confirm that you speak too fast. It has a speed of 1 bullshit per second.
Dark humor and women are very similar...
Not everyone appreciates them, but they both give everyone something to make fun of.
What's a similarity between your best friend and a tree?
They both fall over when you hit them with an axe.
What's the similarity between a Christmas ornament and a person?
They both hang...
What’s the similarity between a bag of chips and a gun?
When you pull one out in class, everybody wants to be your friend.
What is the similarity between a joke and food? Some people just don't get them!
What is the similarity between women and freezers?
We like to put our meat in them.
What do school shooting jokes and school shooting victims have in common? They never get old.
What's similar between a fetus and a failed mission?
You abort it.
Why do orphans like Batman? They are 50% like him.
How are school shooting victims and school shooting jokes similar? They never get old.
What do babies and grenades have in common? They both make noise when you throw them.
What's the similarity between your money and your life?
It just keeps going down.
What is the similarity between orphans and apples?
They both get thrown out.
What's a similarity between a cliff hanger and nooses?
They both leave you hanging.