Fall

Yeeeet

What’s a similarity between your best friend and a tree? They both fall over when you hit them with an axe.

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Depression

Hangy Boi

What’s a similarity Cliff Hanger and Nooses?

They both leave you Hanging

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People

Anonymous

What is the similarity between a joke and food?

Some people just don’t get them!

Shooting

Hue G. Rection

How are school shooting victims and school shooting jokes similar?

They never get old.

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Depression

Yeet

What’s the similarity between a broken pencil and my life? They’re both pointless.

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Old

Meme Machine

What is a similarity between a pregnant 14-year-old and the fetus inside of her?

They both are thinking “Shit! Mom is gonna kill me!”

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Gun

Anonymous

What’s the similarity between a bag of chips and a gun?

When you pull one out in class, everybody wants to be your friend.

Offensive

Anonymous

Whats similar between a priest and McDonalds?

They both shove their meat inbetween 10 year old buns

Difference

Anonymous

What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb

You can’t unscrew a pregnant woman

What’s a similarity between a broken lightbulb, and a pregnant woman

They’re both accidents

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Orphan

__________

What is the similarities of an orphan and a newborn plant, Both their parents were seperated.

Baby

Anonymous

What do babies and grenades have in common? They both make noise when you throw them.

Depression

yea

whats the similarities between an emo and some Christmas lights

they are both going to be hanging from a tree

Priest

Big_daddy_123

What’s a similarity between a priest and McDonald’s?

They both shove their meat between 10 year old buns

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Darkness

Anonymous

Dark humor and woman are very similar…

Not everyone appreciates them, but they both give everyone something to make fun of.

Depression

Anonymous

What’s the similarity between a Christmas ornament and a person?

They both hang…

Fast

Anonymous

As a scientist, I confirm that you speak too fast, it has a speed of 1 bullshit per second.

Priest

Cometodaddy

What’s the similarity between Catholic Priests and Mcdonalds ? They both like sticking there meat in 6 year old buns.

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Miss

Anonymous

why r vaginas and the Mariana trench similar lots of seamen goes missing there

Man

Mom

How are a bald eagle and a bald man similar? Because they both have eyes.

Woman

Mr morbid

What is similar about a dog and a woman? You can ask them to come