What is a similarity between a pregnant 14-year-old and the fetus inside of her?
They both are thinking "Shit! Mom is gonna kill me!"
What's a similarity between your best friend and a tree? They both fall over when you hit them with an axe.
What is the similarity between a joke and food?
Some people just don't get them!
How are school shooting victims and school shooting jokes similar?
They never get old.
What's the similarity between women and car parking spaces? The good ones are always taken, and sometimes when nobody's looking, you slip in the disabled one
What do babies and grenades have in common? They both make noise when you throw them.
What is the similarity between orphans and apples? They both get thrown out
As a scientist, I confirm that you speak too fast, it has a speed of 1 bullshit per second.
What's a similarity Cliff Hanger and Nooses?
They both leave you Hanging
What’s the similarities between a pillow and your mom?
They’re both in my bed
Dark humor and woman are very similar...
Not everyone appreciates them, but they both give everyone something to make fun of.
What’s the similarity between my dick and my girlfriend? I beat both of them.
Do u know the similarity between a penis and cucumber is ? They both have cum in it
What’s the similarity between a bag of chips and a gun?
When you pull one out in class, everybody wants to be your friend.
i was in cooking class and my teacher said - does anyone know what a chopping board is similar to?
me and my friend just glanced at each other and burst out laughing.
long story short the teacher understood the joke and now we are both in daily therapy 😭💀
What's the similarity between a broken pencil and my life? They're both pointless.
What does a priest and a wristwatch have in common? they both start at 12.
why r vaginas and the Mariana trench similar lots of seamen goes missing there
What’s the similarity between peas from Tesco and emos? They both have barcodes
whats the similarities between an emo and some Christmas lights
they are both going to be hanging from a tree
