What is a similarity between a pregnant 14-year-old and the fetus inside of her?
They both are thinking "Shit! Mom is gonna kill me!"
What's a similarity between your best friend and a tree? They both fall over when you hit them with an axe.
What's the similarity between a broken pencil and my life? They're both pointless.
What's the similarity between women and car parking spaces? The good ones are always taken, and sometimes when nobody's looking, you slip in the disabled one
What does a priest and a wristwatch have in common? they both start at 12.
What’s the similarity between peas from Tesco and emos? They both have barcodes
What's a similarity Cliff Hanger and Nooses?
They both leave you Hanging
What is the similarity between a joke and food?
Some people just don't get them!
What do babies and grenades have in common? They both make noise when you throw them.
How are giants and strippers alike? They both grind men's bones to make their bread.
What is the similarity between orphans and apples? They both get thrown out
As a scientist, I confirm that you speak too fast, it has a speed of 1 bullshit per second.
What’s the similarity between a bag of chips and a gun?
When you pull one out in class, everybody wants to be your friend.
What's a similarity between blondes and a vacuum cleaner?
You have to turn them on before they start to suck.
What’s the similarities between a pillow and your mom?
They’re both in my bed
What’s the similarity between my dick and my girlfriend? I beat both of them.
What is the similarity of a bomb and a baby.
When you drop them both, everyone screams.
What's the main similarity between an elementary school math class and the USA? The class divides.
Do u know the similarity between a penis and cucumber is ? They both have cum in it
how are fortnite cards and orphans similar: theyre given away
