I think my coworkers are gay. – Every time I walk by, they mumble, “What an ass.”

“What does the word ‘gay’ mean?” asked a son his father.

“It means ‘happy’,” replied the father.

“Oh,” contested the son, “so you are gay then?”

“No, son, I have a wife.”

Whats the difference between a gay guy and a freezer?

The freezer doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out

Do gay midgets come out of the cabnit

A police officer writes a ticket for a car not being parked correctly. The driver asks why. When he realizes he is parked poorly, he responds “Oh. I’m terribly sorry. You see, I’m so gay I can’t even park straight.”

whats one thing gay people can’t draw? a straight line.

If a woman sleeps with 10 men she’s a slut, but if a man does it… He’s gay, definitely gay.

so two condoms walk by a gay bar, what does one condom say to the other, “hey, wanna get ‘shit-faced?’”

Why did they invent glow in the dark condoms So gay guys can play star wars

What do you call a gay drive by? A fruit roll up.

Did you hear about the homosexual letter? It only came in male boxes

A son walks up to his dad and says "Dad! I just had sex for the first time." The dad goes "Great! Wanna sit down and talk about it?“ The son says "I cant sit right now, my butt is very sore.”

Two deer walk out of a gay bar. One of them turns to the other and says, “I can’t believe I blew forty bucks in there.”

what do you call a lazy gay? someone who comes straight out of the closet,and goes straight to the couch.

I’m so gay I could barely think straight.

A Man walks into a bar and Orders 3 shots of Whisky, The Bartender asks "What’s got you down" The man says “I just found out my Niece is gay.” The next day he orders 4 shots of Whisky The Bartender asks “What’s got you down now?” The man says "I just found out my son is gay." The next day he orders 6 shots of whisky The Bartender says "Got anybody who likes Women?" The man says “My wife does.”

what do ambulances and gay men have in common? they both take it in the back and go whoop whoop :D

I’m made with depression and extra anxiety, then a side of gay and a sprinkle of emo.

the gayest person in the world is pacman. you can pay him 50 cents to eat 200 balls.

What do you call a gay dinosaur?

A stego-sore-ass