A man walks into a bar and orders three shots. "Long day?" the bartender asks. "Well... My oldest son just came out..." The man finishes the shots and leaves the bar. The next day, the man comes back and orders four shots. "What now?" the bartender asks. "My middle son just came out." The man finishes his drinks and leaves. He comes back the next day and orders five shots. "Again?" the bartender asks. "Yeah. My youngest son." He drinks his shots and leaves. The next day, he comes in again. This time, he orders ten shots. "My God! Is there anyone in your family that likes girls??" the bartender asks. "Yeah... My wife."
Gays: I like men
Strait: I like women
Bisexual: a hole is a hole
Why did they invent glow in the dark condoms So gay guys can play star wars
I've never worn my gay sweater, it hasn't come out of the closet yet
In Soviet Russia, gay sex gets you arrested.
In America, getting arrested gets you gay sex.
Dont do gay jokes, cum on guys
Being gay sounds like a pain in the ass
What do gay people and mice have in common?
They both hate pussy cats!
Do gay midgets come out of the cabnit
A son walks up to his dad and says "Dad! I just had sex for the first time." The dad goes "Great! Wanna sit down and talk about it?" The son says "I cant sit right now, my butt is very sore."
If a woman sleeps with 10 men she's a slut, but if a man does it... He's gay, definitely gay.
the gayest person in the world is pacman. you can pay him 50 cents to eat 200 balls.
Kid: Are you gay? Me: No im straighter than the pole your mom dances on.
What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass
Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense. Baby we didn’t spend all that time in the closet for nothing.
I saw two men wearing the same clothing and walking together, so I asked both of them if they were gay. They did not hesitate arresting me after I said that.
what do you call 6 gay men going to war ? rainbow 6 siege
Man looks at his friend and says "if you and a friend go camping and you two get really drunk and in the morning you wake up with a condom in your butt would you tell anyone? " The friend says im a disgusted tone "No" So the man says "ok let's go camping"
One erection would be a very nice name for a gay band.
I think my coworkers are gay. -- Every time I walk by, they mumble, "What an ass."