Puns

Butters Stotch

I’ve never worn my gay sweater, it hasn’t come out of the closet yet

Baby

Anonymous

Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense. Baby we didn’t spend all that time in the closet for nothing.

Guy

Anonymous

Why did they invent glow in the dark condoms So gay guys can play star wars

Saw

MajorOstrich

I saw two men wearing the same clothing and walking together, so I asked both of them if they were gay. They did not hesitate arresting me after I said that.

Wife

Anonymous

“What does the word ‘gay’ mean?” asked a son his father.

“It means ‘happy’,” replied the father.

“Oh,” contested the son, “so you are gay then?”

“No, son, I have a wife.”

Deer

Anonymous

Two deer walk out of a gay bar. One of them turns to the other and says, “I can’t believe I blew forty bucks in there.”

Wife

Anonymous

A Man walks into a bar and Orders 3 shots of Whisky, The Bartender asks "What’s got you down" The man says “I just found out my Niece is gay.” The next day he orders 4 shots of Whisky The Bartender asks “What’s got you down now?” The man says "I just found out my son is gay." The next day he orders 6 shots of whisky The Bartender says "Got anybody who likes Women?" The man says “My wife does.”

Difference

givemeyourmeat@gmail.com

Whats the difference between a gay guy and a freezer?

The freezer doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out

Face

What's My Name?

Richard: Mom, someone called me gay. Richard’s mom: Why didn’t you slap him across him face. Richard: No, I couldn’t. Richard’s mom: Why. Richard: Because he was cute.

Poor

Queerly Clear

A police officer writes a ticket for a car not being parked correctly. The driver asks why. When he realizes he is parked poorly, he responds “Oh. I’m terribly sorry. You see, I’m so gay I can’t even park straight.”

Common

Anonymous

what do ambulances and gay men have in common? they both take it in the back and go whoop whoop :D

Time

Anonymous

I think my coworkers are gay. – Every time I walk by, they mumble, “What an ass.”

Gay

Anonymous

Do gay midgets come out of the cabnit

Man

Anonymous

If a woman sleeps with 10 men she’s a slut, but if a man does it… He’s gay, definitely gay.

Number

Anonymous

What’s the number one pick up line at a gay bar?

“May I push your stool in?”

Man

Sweet Venomous Lies

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the gay mans house.

Knock,knock

Who’s there?

The chicken.

Ball

Anonymous

the gayest person in the world is pacman. you can pay him 50 cents to eat 200 balls.

Roll

Dick Richard

What do you call a gay drive by? A fruit roll up.

Difference

JB

What’s the difference between a gay guy and a microwave?

The microwave doesn’t brown the meat.

Pain

SteepThought753 (xbox)

Being gay sounds like a pain in the ass

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