I think my coworkers are gay. – Every time I walk by, they mumble, “What an ass.”

“What does the word ‘gay’ mean?” asked a son his father.

“It means ‘happy’,” replied the father.

“Oh,” contested the son, “so you are gay then?”

“No, son, I have a wife.”

A police officer writes a ticket for a car not being parked correctly. The driver asks why. When he realizes he is parked poorly, he responds “Oh. I’m terribly sorry. You see, I’m so gay I can’t even park straight.”

I’ve never worn my gay sweater, it hasn’t come out of the closet yet

Whats the difference between a gay guy and a freezer?

The freezer doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out

Why did they invent glow in the dark condoms So gay guys can play star wars

If a woman sleeps with 10 men she’s a s..., but if a man does it… He’s gay, definitely gay.

Do gay midgets come out of the cabnit

whats one thing gay people can’t draw? a straight line.

so two condoms walk by a gay bar, what does one condom say to the other, “hey, wanna get ‘shit-faced?’”

Did you hear about the homosexual letter? It only came in male boxes

In Soviet Russia, gay sex gets you arrested.

In America, getting arrested gets you gay sex.

Two deer walk out of a gay bar. One of them turns to the other and says, “I can’t believe I blew forty bucks in there.”

A son walks up to his dad and says "Dad! I just had sex for the first time." The dad goes "Great! Wanna sit down and talk about it?“ The son says "I cant sit right now, my butt is very sore.”

What do you call a gay drive by? A fruit roll up.

what do ambulances and gay men have in common? they both take it in the back and go whoop whoop :D

the gayest person in the world is pacman. you can pay him 50 cents to eat 200 balls.

I’m made with depression and extra anxiety, then a side of gay and a sprinkle of emo.

I’m so gay I could barely think straight.

What do you call a gay threesome?

A Sloppy Joe