Wife

Anonymous

A man walks into a bar and orders three shots. “Long day?” the bartender asks. “Well… My oldest son just came out…” The man finishes the shots and leaves the bar. The next day, the man comes back and orders four shots. “What now?” the bartender asks. “My middle son just came out.” The man finishes his drinks and leaves. He comes back the next day and orders five shots. “Again?” the bartender asks. “Yeah. My youngest son.” He drinks his shots and leaves. The next day, he comes in again. This time, he orders ten shots. “My God! Is there anyone in your family that likes girls??” the bartender asks. “Yeah… My wife.”

Puns

Butters Stotch

I’ve never worn my gay sweater, it hasn’t come out of the closet yet

Darkness

Anonymous

Why did they invent glow in the dark condoms So gay guys can play star wars

5

Baby

Anonymous

Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense. Baby we didn’t spend all that time in the closet for nothing.

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Gay

Anonymous

Do gay midgets come out of the cabnit

Saw

MajorOstrich

I saw two men wearing the same clothing and walking together, so I asked both of them if they were gay. They did not hesitate arresting me after I said that.

Wife

Anonymous

“What does the word ‘gay’ mean?” asked a son his father.

“It means ‘happy’,” replied the father.

“Oh,” contested the son, “so you are gay then?”

“No, son, I have a wife.”

Deer

Anonymous

Two deer walk out of a gay bar. One of them turns to the other and says, “I can’t believe I blew forty bucks in there.”

Difference

givemeyourmeat@gmail.com

Whats the difference between a gay guy and a freezer?

The freezer doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out

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Poor

Queerly Clear

A police officer writes a ticket for a car not being parked correctly. The driver asks why. When he realizes he is parked poorly, he responds “Oh. I’m terribly sorry. You see, I’m so gay I can’t even park straight.”

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Straight

Anonymous

whats one thing gay people can’t draw? a straight line.

Ball

Anonymous

the gayest person in the world is pacman. you can pay him 50 cents to eat 200 balls.

4

Wife

Anonymous

A Man walks into a bar and Orders 3 shots of Whisky, The Bartender asks "What’s got you down" The man says “I just found out my Niece is gay.” The next day he orders 4 shots of Whisky The Bartender asks “What’s got you down now?” The man says "I just found out my son is gay." The next day he orders 6 shots of whisky The Bartender says "Got anybody who likes Women?" The man says “My wife does.”

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Roll

Dick Richard

What do you call a gay drive by? A fruit roll up.

0

Face

What's My Name?

Richard: Mom, someone called me gay. Richard’s mom: Why didn’t you slap him across him face. Richard: No, I couldn’t. Richard’s mom: Why. Richard: Because he was cute.

Common

imsogay.com

you know what me and my spine both have in common we are both not straight

America

Anonymous

In Soviet Russia, gay sex gets you arrested.

In America, getting arrested gets you gay sex.

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Guy

Anonymous

A guy finds a genie…

He says, “I wish I was better at talking to women.”

“Poof!” the genie says, “You’re gay!”

0

Woman

Anonymous

If a woman sleeps with 10 men she’s a slut, but if a man does it… He’s gay, definitely gay.

7

Common

Anonymous

what do ambulances and gay men have in common? they both take it in the back and go whoop whoop :D

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