“What does the word ‘gay’ mean?” asked a son his father.
“It means ‘happy’,” replied the father.
“Oh,” contested the son, “so you are gay then?”
“No, son, I have a wife.”
I saw two men wearing the same clothing and walking together, so I asked both of them if they were gay. They did not hesitate arresting me after I said that.
I’ve never worn my gay sweater, it hasn’t come out of the closet yet
Two deer walk out of a gay bar. One of them turns to the other and says, “I can’t believe I blew forty bucks in there.”
Why did they invent glow in the dark condoms So gay guys can play star wars
What’s the difference between a gay guy and a microwave?
The microwave doesn’t brown the meat.
Whats the difference between a gay guy and a freezer?
The freezer doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out
A police officer writes a ticket for a car not being parked correctly. The driver asks why. When he realizes he is parked poorly, he responds “Oh. I’m terribly sorry. You see, I’m so gay I can’t even park straight.”
A Man walks into a bar and Orders 3 shots of Whisky, The Bartender asks "What’s got you down" The man says “I just found out my Niece is gay.” The next day he orders 4 shots of Whisky The Bartender asks “What’s got you down now?” The man says "I just found out my son is gay." The next day he orders 6 shots of whisky The Bartender says "Got anybody who likes Women?" The man says “My wife does.”
Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense. Baby we didn’t spend all that time in the closet for nothing.
I think my coworkers are gay. – Every time I walk by, they mumble, “What an ass.”
what do ambulances and gay men have in common? they both take it in the back and go whoop whoop :D
What’s the number one pick up line at a gay bar?
“May I push your stool in?”
whats one thing gay people can’t draw? a straight line.
If a woman sleeps with 10 men she’s a slut, but if a man does it… He’s gay, definitely gay.
Do gay midgets come out of the cabnit
the gayest person in the world is pacman. you can pay him 50 cents to eat 200 balls.
What’s wrong with a gay bbq?
All the hotdogs taste like shit
In Soviet Russia, gay sex gets you arrested.
In America, getting arrested gets you gay sex.
What do you call a gay drive by? A fruit roll up.
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