I’ve never worn my gay sweater, it hasn’t come out of the closet yet

Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense. Baby we didn’t spend all that time in the closet for nothing.

Why did they invent glow in the dark condoms So gay guys can play star wars

I saw two men wearing the same clothing and walking together, so I asked both of them if they were gay. They did not hesitate arresting me after I said that.

“What does the word ‘gay’ mean?” asked a son his father.

“It means ‘happy’,” replied the father.

“Oh,” contested the son, “so you are gay then?”

“No, son, I have a wife.”

Two deer walk out of a gay bar. One of them turns to the other and says, “I can’t believe I blew forty bucks in there.”

A Man walks into a bar and Orders 3 shots of Whisky, The Bartender asks "What’s got you down" The man says “I just found out my Niece is gay.” The next day he orders 4 shots of Whisky The Bartender asks “What’s got you down now?” The man says "I just found out my son is gay." The next day he orders 6 shots of whisky The Bartender says "Got anybody who likes Women?" The man says “My wife does.”

Whats the difference between a gay guy and a freezer?

The freezer doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out

Richard: Mom, someone called me gay. Richard’s mom: Why didn’t you slap him across him face. Richard: No, I couldn’t. Richard’s mom: Why. Richard: Because he was cute.

A police officer writes a ticket for a car not being parked correctly. The driver asks why. When he realizes he is parked poorly, he responds “Oh. I’m terribly sorry. You see, I’m so gay I can’t even park straight.”

what do ambulances and gay men have in common? they both take it in the back and go whoop whoop :D

I think my coworkers are gay. – Every time I walk by, they mumble, “What an ass.”

Do gay midgets come out of the cabnit

If a woman sleeps with 10 men she’s a slut, but if a man does it… He’s gay, definitely gay.

What’s the number one pick up line at a gay bar?

“May I push your stool in?”

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the gay mans house.

Knock,knock

Who’s there?

The chicken.

the gayest person in the world is pacman. you can pay him 50 cents to eat 200 balls.

What do you call a gay drive by? A fruit roll up.

What’s the difference between a gay guy and a microwave?

The microwave doesn’t brown the meat.

Being gay sounds like a pain in the ass