Pizza jokes
What pizza 🍕 do you order for Christmas?
Cheeses Crust!
What's the difference between a pizza delivery guy and a cop?
Pizza guys get punished for not doing their jobs properly.
Can you drive a pizza? Of course, as long as you change the olive oil.
Why were the victims of 9/11 so mad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.
1. What's the difference between Dark humor and Morbid humor? Dark humor is 10 babies in 1 trash can and Morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trash cans.
2. What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.
Fat Nyanwolf
On 9/11, the Twin Towers ordered 3 pepperoni pizzas. One came in plain, the other came in late, the third went to the wrong address.
I ordered a pizza with everything on it, but I got a plain pizza.
Why is the leaning tower of Pizza leaning?
It has better reflexes than the twin towers.
Why were the Twin Towers angry on 9/11?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got instead was plane.
Why were the Twin Towers so mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni, but instead they got plain!
Three people die on the same day: a German, an American, and an Italian. They all go to Hell for various reasons.
American: "I won't ever see my dog again!"
Italian: "I won't ever make pizzas again!"
German: "Hey, granddad, how have you been?"
I was dying when I called my sister and she said, "Hi, this is Pepperoni's pizza and abortion clinic; your loss, our sauce. How may I help you today?"
Why did the Twin Towers die? Because they had too many plane pizzas.
Hi, welcome to Mario's pizzeria/abortion clinic.
Where no fetus can beat us, and your loss is our sauce.
Why were the people in 911 devastated?
They ordered extra flavored pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
What did the World Trade Center order from Domino's Pizza?
They ordered two large planes.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pepperoni, but they got plain.
You wanna know how to get rid of potential scam callers?
Next time you get a call from them, just answer the phone and say, "Pizza Hut abortion clinic, where yesterday's loss is today's sauce, how may I help you?"
Why were the Twin Towers mad at 9/11?
They ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
Two people wanted pepperoni pizza... Sadly, they got planes.