The 100+ Best Pizza Jokes

What's the difference between a pizza delivery guy and a cop?

Pizza guys get punished for not doing their jobs properly.

On 9/11 the Twin Towers ordered 3 pepperoni pizzas, one came in plain, the other came in late, the third went to the wrong address.

Why is the leaning tower of Pizza leaning?

It has better reflexes than the twin towers.

What do you call an emo that likes pizza? A pizza cutter.

1. What's the difference between Dark humor and Morbid humor? Dark humon is 10 babies in 1 trash can and Morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trash cans 2. What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? A pizza dosent scream in the oven.

Three people die on the same day: a German, an American, and an Italian. They all go to Hell for various reasons. American: I won't ever see my dog again! Italian: I won't ever make pizzas again! German: Hey, granddad, how have you been?

What's great about an emo pizza? It cuts its self yay

Did you hear about the new emo pizza? it cuts itself.

Can you drive a pizza? Of course as long as you change the olive oil.

How do you start a rave in Africa? stick a pizza onto the ceiling.

My pregnate wife said we were gonna name the kid digorno. She wouldn't tell me why until she got an abortion and told me its not delivery its digiorno.

Welcome to Morgan's Morgue and Pizzaria where yesterday's loss is today's sauce!

Papa John's pizzeria and abortion clinic, You make 'em we bake 'em

I ordered a pizza with everything on it but I got a plan pizza

A guy was in one of the twin towers and he ordered pepperoni pizza but he didn't get it he got plane instead

A women just went through laber,she ask the doctor"was it a healthy delivery"the doctor replies"it wasn't delivery,it's digiorno"

Why are the twin towers mad?

They ordered pepperoni pizza but all they got was plain.

Friend 1. whats your favorite drink or food Friend 2. pizza Friend 3. Donuts Friend 4. i don't eat food but i do drink bleach Friend 1. (calling the suicide hotline) Friend 2. (Calling the parents)