Pizza Jokes

What's the difference between a pizza delivery guy and a cop?

Pizza guys get punished for not doing their jobs properly.

Can you drive a pizza? Of course as long as you change the olive oil.

On 9/11, the Twin Towers ordered 3 pepperoni pizzas. One came in plain, the other came in late, the third went to the wrong address.

Why is the leaning tower of Pizza leaning?

It has better reflexes than the twin towers.

1. What's the difference between Dark humor and Morbid humor? Dark humor is 10 babies in 1 trash can and Morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trash cans.

2. What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

Three people die on the same day: a German, an American, and an Italian. They all go to Hell for various reasons. American: I won't ever see my dog again! Italian: I won't ever make pizzas again! German: Hey, granddad, how have you been?

I ordered a pizza with everything on it but I got a plan pizza

Who hates going to a pizza party

A weirdough

Have you heard the latest pun about pizza?

Never mind. It’s too cheesy. 🍕🧀

What pizza 🍕 do you order for Christmas?

Cheeses Crust!

What do you call an emo that likes pizza? A pizza cutter.

What's great about an emo pizza? It cuts its self yay

Did you hear about the new emo pizza? It cuts itself.

You wanna know how to get rid of potential scam callers?

Next time you get a call from them, just answer the phone and say, "Pizza Hut abortion clinic, where yesterday's loss is today's sauce, how may I help you?"

If you were a food, what would you be?

Friend 1: "Pizza, cause I'm so cheesy."

Friend 2: "Chocolate chip cookie, cause I have lots of friends."

Me: "Donut, cause I'm so empty inside."

How do you start a rave in Africa? Stick a pizza onto the ceiling.

My pregnate wife said we were gonna name the kid digorno. She wouldn't tell me why until she got an abortion and told me its not delivery its digiorno.