Pizza jokes
What's the difference between a pizza delivery guy and a cop?
Pizza guys get punished for not doing their jobs properly.
Why is the leaning tower of Pizza leaning?
It has better reflexes than the twin towers.
What pizza 🍕 do you order for Christmas?
Cheeses Crust!
Who hates going to a pizza party?
A weirdough.
Have you heard the latest pun about pizza?
Never mind. It’s too cheesy!
What is the difference between a fat person and a whole pizza?
Well, a whole pizza cannot eat a fat person.
On 9/11, the Twin Towers ordered 3 pepperoni pizzas. One came in plain, the other came in late, the third went to the wrong address.
You wanna know how to get rid of potential scam callers?
Next time you get a call from them, just answer the phone and say, "Pizza Hut abortion clinic, where yesterday's loss is today's sauce, how may I help you?"
Wanna hear a pizza joke?
Never mind, it's too cheesy.
Can you drive a pizza? Of course, as long as you change the olive oil.
In 9/11, people were dying for the pizza. But it was at the bottom, so they had to die for it literally.
"Pizza place, pizza place, are you there?"
"You're ass heck bye."
1. What's the difference between Dark humor and Morbid humor? Dark humor is 10 babies in 1 trash can and Morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trash cans.
2. What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.
Hello, This is Jimmy from Jimmy's Pizzeria and Abortion Clinic! Your next loss is our next sauce! How many pizzas do you need?
Why were the victims of 9/11 so mad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.
What does an emo kid and pizza have in common?...... The pizza doesn’t cut itself.
Why did the rooster go to the train station to get the pizza?
What is a pizza that an orphan can’t have?
A family pizza.
Julie: What's the difference between a chimp and a pizza?
John: I don't know.
Julie: Remind me not to send you to the store...
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