If you were a food what would you be?

Friend 1-Pizza cause I’m so cheesy

Friend 2-Chocolate chip cookie cause I have lots of friends

Me-donut cause I’m so empty inside

what’s the difference between a pizza delivery guy and a cop.

pizza guys get punished for not doing their jobs properly

Why were the people in the twin towers sad? They ordered pepperoni pizza but all they got was plane.

Why are the twin towers mad?

They ordered pepperoni pizza but all they got was plain.

On 9/11 the Twin Towers ordered 3 pepperoni pizzas, one came in plain, the other came in late, the third went to the wrong address.

What’s great about an emo pizza? It cuts its self yay

Why is the leaning tower of Pizza leaning?

It has better reflexes than the twin towers.

Why were the twin towers mad? Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and they got plain

Can you drive a pizza? Of course as long as you change the olive oil.

1. What’s the difference between Dark humor and Morbid humor? Dark humon is 10 babies in 1 trash can and Morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trash cans
2. What’s the difference between a pizza and a baby? A pizza dosent scream in the oven.

Three people die on the same day: a German, an American, and an Italian. They all go to Hell for various reasons. American: I won’t ever see my dog again! Italian: I won’t ever make pizzas again! German: Hey, granddad, how have you been?

today my idiot brother screamed"ahhhhh im dead!’ but it wasn’t really, so i d3cded to make it a reality until my sister came…

AND HELPED ME! - for once but then two minutes later my mom showed up, we k!lled him right infront of her and she screamed! "DONUTS AND PIZZA FOR YPU AND MORE IF YOU GO TO MRS ROBERTS HOUSE AND SAY HI AND BYE TO DADDY!!! and she hands us both a sharp tool and i say what about tommy!!! arn’t u MAD!!! then she replied who’s THAT??? COZ HE AINT MINE HIS NAME IS TOMMY, TOMMY ROBERTS. so then me and my sister visit mrs ROBERTS AND SHE SAID OH THIS ISN’T ANYTHING IMPORTANT GO HOME! so then my sister nd i say hi! and do a countdount aftr that my nike white jumper had turned red! IT WAS A MUCH BETTER COLOUR , MUM SEEMED TO APROVE AS WELL!😊😊😊 but then the police question us where daddy was so then mom said… oh he’s moved on! so then the police officer was like ahem ma’m where! SO THEN I BELLOWED… UP - UR -A##. And we got let off the hook, then we moved oh and we k!lled the cop 2 and oh did i meantion we HAD a maid, and a landlord and a cat but they were all 2 annoying so we got rid of them and now our new backyard is very smellyyy and i dont think there is enoff space to put muummy anymore so now i dont think sissy will fit either🧐 i will ask my neibour nessy she’ll obviously say YES or ill…

ok like for part two☺☺☺

Papa John’s pizzeria and abortion clinic, You make 'em we bake 'em

Have you heard the latest pun about pizza?

Never mind. It’s too cheesy. 🍕🧀

The twin towers ordered a pepperoni pizza but all they got was plane.

Pizza hut

Welcome to Jimmy’s orphanage and pizza shop where today’s loss is a sauce how may I help you

whati s a pup’s favorite pizza puperoni

what the difference between an orphan and a slice of pizza nothing i eat both of them

Why were the Twin Towers mad, because they ordered pepperoni pizza but all they got was plane.