Why are the twin towers mad?

They ordered pepperoni pizza but all they got was plain.

If I was an object in this world I’d be a glass! Because if you leave me when I’m too close to the edge I will likely shatter and break.

If I was a pizza topping I would be pineapple! Because everybody doubts me.

I’m a star! Because one of these days I’m going to crash and burn…

If I could choose what creature I come back as after I die I’d be a panda, because people would give a shit if I went extinct.

I’m like the sun; I’m painful to look at.

If I was a food I would be chopped liver because nobody likes me.

I’m like an eggshell… broken and empty.

If I was a mythical creature I’d be a unicorn! Because nobody believes in me.

I’m like a flashlight with old batteries inside because my inner light died a long time ago.

My soul is a raisin because it’s dried up shriveled, and not everyone likes it.

I’m like the moon because you only get to see one side of me.

I’m like the moon because as the month progresses my life becomes covered more and more by darkness.

I’m like an Ex streamly powerful fan! Because I push everyone away.

I’m like a disposable camera! People use me once and then just throw me away.

I’m like a shity book cover… because people think they have the right to judge and label me before they read my pages.

My brain and body is essentially a really old married couple that can’t afford to go through with the divorce and now they are stuck in a toxic relationship they are desperate to escape but the more they try the more they sink into the quicksand that is my depression and anxiety

Help me…

Why were the people in the twin towers sad? They ordered pepperoni pizza but all they got was plane.

Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pepperoni pizza, and all they got was plane.

what’s the difference between a pizza delivery guy and a cop.

pizza guys get punished for not doing their jobs properly

Why do pizzas not tell jokes- Theyre to cheseey

I mean I’d tell you a joke about the pizza I ate, but it’s just too cheesy.

Wanna here a joke about pizza

Nevermind it’s too cheezy😅

What type of pizza did the 9/11 victims order? 2 planes

You want to hear a joke about pizza? Sorry! Can’t tell ya, it’s too cheesy!

A receptionist at the twin towers order two pepperoni pizza’s, she was upset when she got two planes.

Can you drive a pizza? Of course as long as you change the olive oil.

Why was the twin towers mad? Because they ordered pepperoni pizza but all they got was plain!

Why where the peopel in twin towers mad that wonted a drive frow pepperoni pizza but got a fly frow plan in sted

If you were a food what would you be?

Friend 1-Pizza cause I’m so cheesy

Friend 2-Chocolate chip cookie cause I have lots of friends

Me-donut cause I’m so empty inside

yo mama so stupid, when she was in court and the judge said order order she said pizza

I had a joke about pizza, it’s just to cheesy.

why were the people during 9/11 mad? they ordered 2 sausage pizzas but instead they got 2 plane pizzas

On 9/11 the Twin Towers ordered 3 pepperoni pizzas, one came in plain, the other came in late, the third went to the wrong address.

A Nacho has a problem going on, and the Taco says to the Nacho, "Wanna taco 'bout it?" and the Nacho say to the Taco, “It’s nacho problem!”