Pizza

Pizza Jokes

Cop

What's the difference between a pizza delivery guy and a cop?

Pizza guys get punished for not doing their jobs properly.

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  • Pepperoni Pizza

    On 9/11, the Twin Towers ordered 3 pepperoni pizzas. One came in plain, the other came in late, the third went to the wrong address.

    Tower

    Why is the leaning tower of Pizza leaning?

    It has better reflexes than the twin towers.

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  • Morbid humor

    1. What's the difference between Dark humor and Morbid humor? Dark humor is 10 babies in 1 trash can and Morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trash cans.

    2. What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

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  • Hell

    Three people die on the same day: a German, an American, and an Italian. They all go to Hell for various reasons.

    American: "I won't ever see my dog again!"

    Italian: "I won't ever make pizzas again!"

    German: "Hey, granddad, how have you been?"

    Food

    Have you heard the latest pun about pizza?

    Never mind. It’s too cheesy!

    Emo

    What do you call an emo that likes pizza? A pizza cutter.

    Call

    You wanna know how to get rid of potential scam callers?

    Next time you get a call from them, just answer the phone and say, "Pizza Hut abortion clinic, where yesterday's loss is today's sauce, how may I help you?"

    Donut

    If you were a food, what would you be?

    Friend 1: "Pizza, cause I'm so cheesy."

    Friend 2: "Chocolate chip cookie, cause I have lots of friends."

    Me: "Donut, cause I'm so empty inside."

    Rave

    How do you start a rave in Africa? Stick a pizza onto the ceiling.

    Abortion

    My pregnant wife said we were gonna name the kid Digiorno. She wouldn't tell me why until she got an abortion and told me, "It's not delivery, it's Digiorno."

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  • Gynecologist

    What does a pizza delivery man and a gynecologist have in common?

    They can both smell it, but they can’t eat it.

    Morgue

    Welcome to Morgan's Morgue and Pizzeria where yesterday's loss is today's sauce!