Pizza Jokes

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On 9/11 the Twin Towers ordered 3 pepperoni pizzas, one came in plain, the other came in late, the third went to the wrong address.


Why is the leaning tower of Pizza leaning?

It has better reflexes than the twin towers.


what’s the difference between a pizza delivery guy and a cop.

pizza guys get punished for not doing their jobs properly


Why were the people in the twin towers sad? They ordered pepperoni pizza but all they got was plane.

in Self Harm

what do you call an emo that likes pizza? a pizza cutter

in Depression

If you were a food what would you be?

Friend 1-Pizza cause I’m so cheesy

Friend 2-Chocolate chip cookie cause I have lots of friends

Me-donut cause I’m so empty inside

  1. What’s the difference between Dark humor and Morbid humor? Dark humon is 10 babies in 1 trash can and Morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trash cans
  2. What’s the difference between a pizza and a baby? A pizza dosent scream in the oven.

Why are the twin towers mad?

They ordered pepperoni pizza but all they got was plain.

in Depression

What’s great about an emo pizza? It cuts its self yay

in Emo

Did you hear about the new emo pizza? it cuts itself.


How do you take care of all the babies you just crushed with your car? Open a pizza shop 🍕


Can you drive a pizza? Of course as long as you change the olive oil.

in German

Three people die on the same day: a German, an American, and an Italian. They all go to Hell for various reasons. American: I won’t ever see my dog again! Italian: I won’t ever make pizzas again! German: Hey, granddad, how have you been?

in Depression

What’s the difference between a depressed person and a pizza? Pizza won’t cut itself.

in Offensive

Why were the twin towers mad? They ordered pizza but all that got was plane

no name

Papa John’s pizzeria and abortion clinic, You make 'em we bake 'em

Bleach is the new drink
in Depression

Friend 1. whats your favorite drink or food Friend 2. pizza Friend 3. Donuts Friend 4. i don’t eat food but i do drink bleach Friend 1. (calling the suicide hotline) Friend 2. (Calling the parents)


Have you heard the latest pun about pizza?

Never mind. It’s too cheesy. 🍕🧀