Health jokes
Why did the Oreo go to the dentist?
Because he lost his filling.
Yo mama's so fat, she even studied for the corona test.
Why did Timmy fall down the stairs?
Because he fell off his wheelchair.
Your mama is so stupid, she went to the dentist to get a Bluetooth.
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it wasn’t peeling very well.
Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn't "peeling" well!
I bought these trainers from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced it with, but I have been trippin' all day.
I can't stand up when I laugh hard; neither can they.
This guy in a trench coat walks up to a kid, opens the trench coat and has glasses inside.
He says to the kid, “Hey kid, want some extra-see?”
What do you call it when everyone of your friends makes too many dumb Covid jokes? A pundemic.
Swallow cum, not gum.
I wake up in the morning and I suck my teeth.
"Disease" technically means "lack of ease," so if a girl is hard to get, call her a disease.
That's what Elliot Rodger did.
I need to go to the hospital because I'm getting shot by a PUN.
My wife of 60 years told me, "Let's go upstairs and make love."
I just sighed and said, "Choose one, I can't do both."
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Atch.
Atch who?
Sorry you are sneezing. Have you got a cold?
What do you call a room full of disabled people with epilepsy?
A seizure salad.
Bobby had 54 dicks (54).
He took 33 pills a month (5433).
Once he ran out of pills, he was left with 45 dicks (543345).
(Flip the calculator once you got the full number. 543345! He's got a lot!
Why did people take Stephen Hawking's to the hospital when we should have took him to Curry's PC World?
Quit making those progeria jokes. They get old very quickly.