Is depression an emotion or a state of mind? I call it a lifestyle.
Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn't last as long for fat people.
What does Johnny Depp do when his kids are not home?
Cocaine.
What's a lesbian's favorite type of food?
Finger-food.
Why is the lesbian lifestyle so expensive? -- They're always eating out.
... and they buy Rolexes for their neighbors, because they wanna watch.
what do you call a lazy gay? someone who comes straight out of the closet,and goes straight to the couch.
Abortion Isn't murder, It's just cancelling a pre-order.
A new drug has been developed for lesbians with depression. It’s called Trycoxagain.
What do you call a A gay Drive-by A fruit roll up
How do you know a hippie is on her period?
Her socks are missing.
How do you know she's off?
Her socks are tye-dye.
How do you know if someone is a vegan or has run a marathon?
They'll tell you.
What game do emo kids love the most Hang man
Life lesson guys:
Remember, being healthy is basically dying as slowly as possible.
Who cooks in a lesbian relationship? Neither one of them, they eat out
What’s another term for a lesbian? A vagetarian
why dont vegetarians moan during sex?
Because they dont want to admit that meat makes them happy
I used to be a man trapped in a woman’s body. But then I was born.
John FK, he think he special car no top, everyone see like he on parade. me, I stay hidden, secret style, no bullets find me. Much smar smarter, no? Scret lifestyle safety
confucius man asy Full retard. it's an art a weapon and a lifestyle. once you go full retard there is no going back.
Why I can’t be skinny? i hurt myself for fatting.-jenny
hello please i want gaain wait-jenny year later
