Lifestyle

Lifestyle Jokes

Vegetarian

Why would a vegetarian never moan during sex?

They don't wanna admit that a piece of meat made them happy.

Memes

Hockey Player

What's the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player? The hockey player showers after 3 periods.

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  • Lesbian

    Why is the lesbian lifestyle so expensive? -- They're always eating out.

    ... and they buy Rolexes for their neighbors, because they wanna watch.

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  • Number

    What's the number one pick up line at a gay bar?

    "May I push your stool in?"

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  • Cleanliness

    With numerous reports of Donald Trump's odor and Kelly Clarkson's lack of hygienic habits... proof that money doesn't buy cleanliness.

    Gay

    what do you call a lazy gay?

    someone who comes straight out of the closet, and goes straight to the couch.

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  • Drug

    A new drug has been developed for lesbians with depression.

    It’s called Trycoxagain.

    Vegan

    What is the toughest thing about living a vegan life?

    Getting up at 5am to milk the almonds.