Is Depression an emotion or a state of mind? I call it a lifestyle
What's a lesbians favorite type of food?
Finger-Food
Why is the lesbian lifestyle so expensive? -- They're always eating out.
... and they buy Rolexes for their neighbors, because they wanna watch.
what do you call a lazy gay? someone who comes straight out of the closet,and goes straight to the couch.
Abortion Isn't murder, It's just cancelling a pre-order.
A new drug has been developed for lesbians with depression. It’s called Trycoxagain.
What do you call a A gay Drive-by A fruit roll up
What game do emo kids love the most Hang man
Life lesson guys:
Remember, being healthy is basically dying as slowly as possible.
Who cooks in a lesbian relationship? Neither one of them, they eat out
What’s another term for a lesbian? A vagetarian
why dont vegetarians moan during sex?
Because they dont want to admit that meat makes them happy
I used to be a man trapped in a woman’s body. But then I was born.
John FK, he think he special car no top, everyone see like he on parade. me, I stay hidden, secret style, no bullets find me. Much smar smarter, no? Scret lifestyle safety
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Why I can’t be skinny? i hurt myself for fatting.-jenny
hello please i want gaain wait-jenny year later
Is it ok to say nice to meat you go a vegan?
What do you call a happy cowboy? A jolly rancher.
Wash It Away- By- Bradley Lewis(watersharky) and Ben Lewis and Watersharky Music Productions-Why does it always feel like I'm The one that's had a bad day? Whether I'm stuck in traffic or Showing up to work late Oh this 9 to 5 feels like 9 to Forever been working all week For a jerk that thinks they can Say whatever they want to me I'll just bite my tongue for a Couple more days Soon I'll be in that island sun Surfing those waves I need the beach I love the ocean Put my feet in the sand Watch the earth in motion Ya had a bad week ya had a bad Day Take it to the shoreside and wash It away Oh yeah You gotta wash it away Finally I'm here and I cant even Stop myself from smiling Somebody hand me a beer and I'll check the girls on the island Don't miss my 9 to 5 Living like a local on this island time I got those sandy toes and Nobody knows jump in the Ocean and just go with the flow I'll miss my sandy toes I've got to go back before you Know this island is my home I need the beach I love the ocean Put my feet in the sand Watch the earth in motion Ya had a bad week ya had a bad Day Take it to the shoreside and wash It away Oh yeah You gotta wash it away Wash it away I need the beach I love the ocean Put my feet in the sand Watch the earth in motion Ya had a bad week ya had a bad Day Take it to the shoreside and wash It away Oh yeah You gotta Wash it away Wash it away
